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Stop being a nuisance, nobody is interested in your yellow little dirty ass. At 18 years old, you already keep a scoresheet of States with gawking old men. You would be writing a book about your gay escapees by age 28.
You better keep your eyes to yourself and pray for the cleansing of the heart.

So, what are you doing here?

CHoccolaTE:
Lol

Don't mind that criminal

His gender is well known for criminality and committing crime so he wants to join them and be a criminal too.

Thats why he is fantasizing about stealing a womans purse. I hope when he actually steals a purse in real life that a mob burns his theiving arse in the middle of the road.

Low-budget Lesbian.

Rozcol:
Let the kids come abeg,I don't even have their time.Seriously if you see the face I make whenever a very young man dy toast me ehn,in my mind I'll be like this one is already thinking of how he's going to hit the booty with his herbally enegerzied penis and when he's tired of toasting he will find his level.

They must have fvcked you real bad.

I understand

When we advise you guys to fvck each other before marriage, you no gree. E don happen now.

Bro code kee you there

Feddie3:
Thanks for the opportunity to learn one or two things in the past i used to come to nairaland to read informative news but it seems children...

I love you all the sensible readers of nairaland


Remain blessed

Blah! blah!! blah!!!

Get a job. Get a life. Oh yee lazy Nigerian youth.

Get a degree from NOUN. It shouldn't stop you from working.

Write the ATS and make sure you finish the professional stage and be ICAN certified before you are done in NOUN.

Caution: Stay away from hungry and desperate females who may want to derail you from this path in the name of marriage. Do this or say goodbye to your career and a chance to access greater opportunities in the future.

La click la blow.

La read la die

tnerro1:
My babe and I were watching that Chidinma’s interview where she talked about how she stabbed the 50 year old man to death. After the interview, she turned to me and said “ all men are scum “ me I looked at her and said “ all women are hungry “.

Now she is not talking to me or picking my calls, wetin I do wrong na?

You don loud the truth

BonPatrick:
Good day guys please I want to share an issue. There is this girl I met in CEDR class from there we started getting along and she even cook for me but in her lodge then I came and collect the food. I gave her money foe the food. So after a week i told her I want us to go into Relationship, she got Angry saying that she dont want that the previous guys say same things but try to sleep with her. I told her to give me chance she said no. So we started getting along as friend i came to her lodge and have some chat with her. But she wants me to buy ice cream for her, the other day she said I should buy her meshy and hollandia yoghourt I was shock. And from my observation when she calls she doesn't even ask if I have eaten how my day was, at least to show she cares. A friend of mine told me to quit her. She is 27 and am 29. What do you guys think.
I use because of her the 400 I was planning to use for two days I ate only okpa 100 and spent 300 for her to be happy

You finally met the person who is destined to kill you.
Start arranging for your glorious exit since you refuse to get sense.

siofra:
30 billion

Send your AZA

siofra:
Abi you're blind, you did not see where I wrote single, unmarried men ?

Don't worry STDs full everywhere, e go reach you too calm down.

Ok then. How much for hookup?

Useless unclefucker!

Ilamina:
Do i look like his mate

He knows that you miss Mr. Cork.

Frank80Campbell:
I really want to have someone who I can fall in love with, but I don’t know a cool platform where I can find appropriate person. Could you please share with me such a site where it’s easy to find someone for relationships?

On top of all these stories people post about disloyalty in relationships, you are still looking for a COOL PLATFORM?

Just go to the nearest club in your location. Don't waste your time and data. Most girls online are only interested in hookups.

So I have been with this guy for almost five years now, first and only man I have slept with. I have been suspecting he has been cheating with his so called ex, swears he is in love with me, promise me things and never fulfills them..
I saw some things lately when he slept off while texting her as he was drunk and my heart broke into a million pieces.
I have been suicidal for a while now and I really don’t know how to put myself together cause I have sacrificed a lot for this relationship even aborted his child after forcing me to...
He is supposedly expecting a child with this so called ex cause they have stylishly been sleeping with themselves and he strongly thinks it is fine ... She is of ripe age for marriage and I am not but she is putting pressure on him because she thinks it is time for her to get married knowing fully well he is with me.....
Is it a crime to love someone with your whole heart and what can I do now?

You are a Nobody to the gentleman.

Just like your moniker reads.

D!ck-hungry children full everywhere. The stupid SIMP of a father should be adding strong prayer sessions, dried koboko and seasoned head knock to the child's daily routine until she forsakes her whoring ways, instead, he did some stupid wardrobe makeover then post her online for the olosho community to see. The online olosho fraternity will soon slam him with lawsuits from the pit of hell then drag him online with all sorts of vile words. They will create fancy hashtags like "#childemancipation", "#savethegirlchild", "#femalepower", "#saynotochildabuse", " #girlsgotrights", etc.

In the end, the girl's life is already in jeopardy as she may never recover from this lustful path if drastic measures are not meted out now that she's still a child telling big lies. In few years, we will be here to see her shake bumbum on snapchat and do a massive giveaway for her regular hookup clients.

People! Listen to me cos I will only say it once. You can't prevent a slay princess from becoming a slay queen then slay mama (aka olosho) by changing their wardrobes. You are just delaying the ticking bomb. Stop all these bad parenting for once or stop complaining about those empty-brain gals who just want to svck the richest d!cks and shake bumbum on the latest social media apps. The choice is yours.

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Happy Sunday

Thanks brother. I hope you are enjoying the UAR.

Kimjongun:
I recently gained interest in Snapchat, I added several people and use it when I am bored.

I realized Snapchat is actually a place to pickup girls, well that's not why I am there, I have my babe.

I feel really bad for her, she is still very young and very pretty there are still things she can do with her life. This morning I am starting to feel bad about my approach, I could have made her come to my house and talk to her maybe she can listen to me. I really wish she knows the way she's trending doesn't pay at the end.

Common! Who are you fooling?

We all know that the only thing you find amusing on Snapchat is the video of fine young girls with smiling faces and bouncing buttocks! That's why you asked her for a hookup, mhen! Stop lying to yourself about not wanting to fvck young gals. You are just sad that the pvssy escaped your throbbing d!ck.

If not, how many young, vibrant and intelligent guys (and ladies) on Snapchat have you asked to meet so you can help their career? Ehn? Instead, you go around hurting the business of a determined young olosho. Shame on you!

I suppose your filthy help can only be accessed by a whoring lady. Isn't that right, Mr they-look-like-my-young-sister?

Just shove the bias-help up your ass and admit that you are a man-hoe so we can get help for you!

OdogwuBlog:
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The woman should have unleashed her dogs to chase you out of the house.

If na woman narrate this kain story now, una go use mouth finish am.

Yeye Olosho man wey no even get sense to negotiate payment, terms, and conditions before leaving the club to go to an unknown location. Dem for cut your useless prick take feed dogs. The woman no try sef.

Next time go dey Bleep your mama sister o

mrsoludomeka:
You made a very big mistake by following her to that estate without any agreement,secondly you shouldn't have had sex with her without condom you maybe infected with STI/STD.all this rich big women most of them are dangerous/harmful to men if you did not apply wisdom.well God knows how to save his people in terms of trouble even if you are sinner.nothing will happened to you bro your a child of grace,be careful next time.

Grace kee you there. Olosho men.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Who is more beautiful between these two ladies?

Ladies and gentlemen’s opinions are appreciated.[/color]

I suppose you mean to ask which is more ugly between the two, right?

Politicians nko?

FatherCHRlSTMAS:
Life is all about perspective. He is right from his own angle. His opinion is very valid.

The way we see things are often conditioned by our environment. If you grew up in a political set up or well established family with a good economic set up, there are certain things you'll want to have before settling down

But if you grew up in a humble setting, you wouldn't see having a car as a prerequisite for having a spouse.
My point is or11 came correct with his point

Poverty na bastard o!
Small giveaway wey dem do for you now now, your song don change patapata. Now, I see why this country might never be better.

donforeign:
Where u get stamina from?
Show me way o...
I need to last long.. .
Help a brother

It's very easy...
For stamina, jog (or skip rope) for 10-15 minutes every day (or 3 times per week) and ABSTAIN FROM SEX in the first 2 months. Very important!!!

For lasting long, blend bitter leaf with scent leaf (without adding extra water) to fill a medium glass cup. Drink it once per week.

After the first 2 months of no sex, the first pu**y you knack will literally scream THANK YOU!!!

Use some protection please. Don't be the unfortunate guy.

Thank me later.

Your moniker is all I needed to read