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RomanceRe: My Experience Today With A Lady by Dheji2(m): 10:02pm On Apr 24, 2021
Stop encouraging the dying boy! What is Alpha in fucking??
He didn't use protection for heaven sake. What is wonderful about that?!

OKOATA:
grin grin. LMFAO. You played the bad boy game correctly. Kudos to this wonderful Alpha Male.
RomanceRe: She Denied Me Access To The Phone I Bought Her by Dheji2(m): 9:30pm On Apr 24, 2021
meenah04:
A lady who is in a serious relationship or married has no right to password her phone in such a way that her man won't have access to the phone. And if she does let her partner knows her password. Else she is definitely hidding something.

Oga change your password ASAP. Don't let her have access to your phone again.

Infact she should be appreciative and respectful for buying the phone for her, by you having access to it at anytime bec she is your woman
Such a wise woman. smiley
RomanceRe: She Denied Me Access To The Phone I Bought Her by Dheji2(m): 12:15pm On Apr 24, 2021
Lovethaa:
Wanted to transfer some movies from her phone to mine only to find out that her phone was filled with different passwords..

To access main phone there is a password, files password , WhatsApp password, gallery password. Almost all the apps on her phone has a password attached to it ..

I'm not the type of guy that goes through a woman's phone and if not for the movies I wouldn't have found out .

I politely asked her to give me the passwords to the files so that I can continue with the transfers but she declined ,saying she will transfer it for me herself ,

I was pissed and angry because this same babe knows my password and is fond of going through my phone when I'm not there.


She didn't even respect the fact that I bought her the phone with my hard earned money plus we are dating so why should there be a password on her phone that I don't know but instead of seeing things from my perspective

She got angry and started making conclusions that I'm acting this way because I bought her the phone , she went further to remove her sim and gave the phone back to me saying all sort of annoying words like

" That's why I don't want to collect the phone because I know u will do this "

At that moment I felt like collecting the phone and dash it out to a stranger or just smash it but I decided to keep silent..I left her and went over to a friend's place to have some drink and calm my nerves

I told my friend about it and he advised me to collect my phone back from her if she won't provide the passwords ..but I decided to bring it here .

Does it even make any sense that the woman you're dating locks her phone and deny you access ??


What do you guys think about the whole brouhaha?... Should I collect my phone back or just ignore like nothing happened?


Honest opinions ..
Lamba grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls So Heartless? by Dheji2(m): 12:02pm On Apr 24, 2021
UYEMDO35:
Why are girls so heartless?
First they act like they like you then when you start to fall for them they just let you crash and end up hurt....
Seriously what is wrong with me.... Why can't I get a decent girl.
Thought! They warmed me but I never followed the advise.
I was blinded by love... Which has led me to more depression.
{Imagine! just look at what someone's daughter sent to me}

I date you out of pity right from day one, I have my own boyfriend, we,ve been dating ourself 6yrs ago...and I knew myself that am hurting you but I don't want to hurt you anymore, that is why am telling u, I just like u like a person but I don't have feelings for you... Am sorry for doing that.

started dating on Tuesday and now dis is what I got.
Just be happy that her boyfriend (the notorious thug) did not catch you with her. In fact, you are still in danger of a being harassed if he finds out. So, just shut the HELL UP cos nobody gives a rat ass about how you feel now. We warned you enough but you were as deaf as a local dog.

As your eye don see sheege, you better suffer in silence before her 6yrs thug-boyfriend come for you. shocked

Depression kee you there undecided
RomanceRe: Woman Ends Up In Hospital After S3x With Husband Leads To 'never-ending Orgasm' by Dheji2(m): 9:30am On Apr 24, 2021
Lekannu:
A woman who couldn't stop having an orgasm for four hours after s3x says it was a "physically, emotionally, and mentally taxing" experience.

Liz and her partner Eric shared the bizarre tale on TLC's S3x Sent Me To The ER.

They recalled having a bit of morning s3x when she began to orgasm. The orgasm went on and on for hours.

They began to panic and an hour and a half into the orgasm Liz tried everything to stop the sensation.

"I started hopping up and down to see if that would do anything," Liz says while recalling the experience.

She said nothing worked, not even a large glass of red wine or antihistamines.

Liz says: "I had to call in and tell my boss that I wasn't feeling very well.

"I ended up calling every medical professional I've ever seen in my life to try and get somebody to give me an answer!"

Eric told her they would have to go to the hospital.

Medics were just about to write a prescription for valium when the orgasm spontaneously stopped, more than four hours after it started.

Liz says: "At first, it was just sheer disbelief. I didn't believe it and I was afraid that it was going to start right back up."

Unfortunately, the weird problem returned and Liz now needs medication daily to stop random embarrassing and debilitating orgasms in public and at home.

She explained: "Initially, it was just like after s3x, and then it got to the point where I would be doing whatever – watching TV, walking down the street – and I would have an orgasm out of the blue.

"I would have as many as 12 spontaneous prolonged orgasms in one day."

The medicine eventually got her orgasms under control.

Liz says: "I got down to where I was having them only daily, and then I was having them only every other day, and then it was about once a week, and then maybe it was about once a month."

https://newsunplug.com/woman-ends-up-in-hospital-afterwith-husband-leads-to-never-ending/
Bleep small when you dey date, but mbah, na to wait until marriage. Now, ordinary organism no dey end as thunderbolt preek strike am hard after long deprivation. angry angry
RomanceRe: Is It A Bad Idea To Have Sex With Your Neighbor by Dheji2(m): 8:25pm On Apr 23, 2021
Wahala be like a bicycle. Very easy to climb.
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Sex Addict by Dheji2(m): 8:05pm On Apr 23, 2021
Toseenlove:
Lol at KY Jelly. Badt guy, Me na "Power Oil" I dey use......
All hail the king
RomanceRe: Should I Continue To Convince Her by Dheji2(m): 8:21am On Apr 23, 2021
AngelicDamsel:
The foundation is faulty.

Sex is the most unserious thing on the mind of a nysc girl who may be planning on settling down.

Women have a strong inner antenna, only few men know this.

If you want sex from a girl, look for a need and satisfy it. This way, she is in an emotional state to show appreciation and she may choose to return a favour. If you offer nothing, don't expect nothing. grin grin grin grin

Ps: there are exceptions.
Sounds like Prostitution 101

No be juju be that?!
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Sex Addict by Dheji2(m): 11:17pm On Apr 22, 2021
NIGHTMAREOO7:
Wicked boy so na u kafayat
That thing abi grin?
Lol
RomanceRe: My Experience With This Entitled Hoe Near My Shop - Redpill by Dheji2(m): 8:48pm On Apr 21, 2021
Pernotti:
I didn't want to reply but on second thoughts..
Let's assume for a second a video of Burna Boy (I chose him because I believe you'd consider him redpilled enough) pops up and in the video, we see him refusing to share a meal with a female fan who asked him for it, what would your reaction be?
Think very well before you reply Mr. aplha, cos I'd really enjoy watching you embarrass yourself.
Dear Mr. SIMP,

There is nothing embarrassing about not sharing a meal with someone who lacks manners, whether a male or female. They just don't deserve that courtesy.

But you wouldn't know this because your SIMPISH brain is programmed to take all bullshits dished out to you by everyone; especially the pussy-carriers. You innately think that doing this will make you to be desirable enough for them to pity your losing ass.

Stop expanding the inequality in the genital market!!!
Receive sense by fire!!!
Say AMEN!!! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Crush Has Finally Accepted To Date Me by Dheji2(m): 8:36pm On Apr 21, 2021
UYEMDO35:
you speak in parable.....can u come out more clearly?
That's the narration of what is to happen to you if you don't leave the girlfriend of a notorious thug.
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Sex Addict by Dheji2(m): 8:28pm On Apr 21, 2021
Entayali:
Have you dated a sex addict before, share your experience.
I had a gal who likes to fvck every day until one day we ended up doing 8 rounds overnight. The pu**y dried up but my KY jelly was handy. Then we did a round of anal. Anyway, I remember sleeping for more than 12 hours the next day but the babe couldn't walk properly for about 2 weeks after the event.

Of course, she never allowed me to do more than 2 rounds after the sweet-sour experience.
RomanceRe: I Snubbed Her Today, Which Is Her Birthday by Dheji2(m): 7:39pm On Apr 21, 2021
WinterMinter:
We were both classmates during our secondary school then we lost contact because she left earlier to school at Anambra state, which is both our state of origin.
Then last year when i traveled to Anambra, she was in lagos
I was so bored, I decided to check through my contacts to see if I can put a call to anyone I haven't called in a long time, then I saw her number on my phone and I ringed her up, she picked it up and we greeted, we share some good memories while promising to call her more, which I did.

So I begin to get attached to her, I was catching feelings for her, she noticed it too and was trying to make me say it that I have feelings for her, but I didn't, maybe because I was scared or I don't want to be in a long distance relationship.

Then I came back to Lagos while she moved back to Anambra, because she schools at Nnamdi azikwe University
We talked too at whatapp, the she starts to reply my chats late or sometimes she won't pick up my call or even return it.

It made me to lose interest in her, I also begin to give her the silence treatment too, I don't call nor text her again,we only view each other status.

So today is her birthday, I called and wished her happy birthday last year, even posted it for her, but since she started this her attitude, I don't care again, but I always long to call her, because I love her voice. Because I don't want to seem like a simp or I'm being starved for her attention.

She even posted on Facebook about today being her birthday, that if anyone has grudges against her, they should slide into her dm and work it out together.


What do I do?
See a counselor.
RomanceRe: I Snubbed Her Today, Which Is Her Birthday by Dheji2(m): 7:36pm On Apr 21, 2021
MASTERYANKEE:
How old are you?
That's cold grin
RomanceRe: My Crush Has Finally Accepted To Date Me by Dheji2(m): 7:23pm On Apr 21, 2021
I see a young man dragged to a dark corner
I see him being stripped naked and robbed
I see all manner of assaults launched at him
I see shiny metal objects buried in him
I hear a loud shriek
I hear the shriek faints into a whisper
I see a gang of assaulter fleeing the scene
I see a lifeless body falling onto the cold floor
I ask the spirits for elaboration
I learn that a life was just wasted over a sloppy kitten

This I just saw cry cry
RomanceRe: My Male Bestie Is Sleeping With His Dad by Dheji2(m): 7:05pm On Apr 21, 2021
Casalindal:
Hey guys I have bottled this Story from you guys and I really feel the need to share it to you guys. I got the permission from my friend to share them today, I will withhold some details and information to avoid getting his identity expose.

So I got this male bestie we are very close and a couple of time I have mentioned our relationship here with you guys. He was my male of honor at my weeding years back, he is from the northern part of this country and believe his family are rich, I mean very rich but let me not bore you with those. When he was 20yrs he started having affair with his dad and this have been going on for years now. I met his dad a couple of time and I could see how deeply in love the dad is with him, like you feel it when you are around them. They both have traveled around the world like me that is married my husband; “soon to be ex” lol..... have not even carry me to half third of where my friend has been story for another day lol.

Now here is the gist!!!! Daddy dose not want him to be marry, uncle wants daddy to divorce his step mothers and so far that seem to be coming through has two are already gone. Sad hmmmmmmmmm. Me i have try to advice my friend but I don’t no how to go about this as we have had issues concerning this and I have try to avoid gettin involved.

My friends mom reach out to me asking if I know the lady that her husband has been sending millions and millions to every weeks.... that she is ready to kill her if she ever get to know her, I sat and listen to her talk and I could only but feel pity for her only if she knew!!!
I gats give you small water � to drink. It's not easy to tell big lies and not get thirsty real quick.
RomanceRe: My Experience With This Entitled Hoe Near My Shop - Redpill by Dheji2(m): 6:37pm On Apr 21, 2021
Pernotti:
That was your chance to break the ice right there and you blew it because of N100 egg roll.
The funniest part is you've come here to brag like you achieved something.
SIMP Alert!!! shocked shocked

Na dem undecided undecided

This is the kind of guy that finances a community pussy for the benefit of all.

Ice kee you there! grin
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote Celebrates His 64th Birthday Today by Dheji2(m): 6:27pm On Apr 21, 2021
[quote author=amabia01 post=100665809][/quote]Korret!!! shocked

It's disturbing to learn that Dangote actually denied that ass. Baba said no be him yansh o huh undecided
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote Celebrates His 64th Birthday Today by Dheji2(m): 6:24pm On Apr 21, 2021
grin
BIGNAME2020:
I get am here but I no want wahala oo... The man too stingy and greedy. Causing inflation everywhere.
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote Celebrates His 64th Birthday Today by Dheji2(m): 6:23pm On Apr 21, 2021
whytediamond:
Where is thy sense nao?
That's exactly what a senseless person will say. Not surprised at all.
RomanceRe: Please Judge If Am Being Wicked. by Dheji2(m): 7:26am On Apr 18, 2021
You be correct guy. I love what you did.

That your useless alfa friend will learn that there is a consequence for his dubious actions. Wicked souls must be treated in the manner they understand. Good job!
RomanceRe: Most Women Want You To Do These Four Things To Them At Night by Dheji2(m): 6:31am On Apr 18, 2021
What do most women want to do for their husbands in return?
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote Celebrates His 64th Birthday Today by Dheji2(m): 9:15am On Apr 10, 2021
Where is his yansh photo nao?
PetsRe: Double Celebrations As My Dog Gives Birth Today! by Dheji2(m): 6:41pm On Jan 01, 2021
Which one be Brock Lesnar again bayi? shocked

Dogs don dey get surname? grin

Wahala for Ekuke wey no get lineage o

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