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ProgrammingRe: What Are The Differences Between Programming And Coding by dhtml1(m): 10:00pm On Oct 12, 2011
Now, i will not call someone that learnt qbasic a programmer, i will merely say: He can code in qbasic. But someone that codes in JAVA is a different story.
But all that one na politics sha.

Yes, after qbasic, you can chose to remain redundant by learning:
Pascal (Use Lazarus Compiler for that or Turbo Pascal),
Fortran (There is a new GUI that works in windows environs),
Assemble language

Or, you can come to the world of real-programmers:
Get your Gear into Java, or follow Visual Basic .NET / C#

For me, i started with all the above i have mentioned inc: c,c++ and old school visual basic 6.
But when it was time to start doing real business, i rushed off to the world of website development,
and i am doing fine.
It is only when i get real software programming jobs (very rarely - i dont look for it) that i do softwares,
most times i stick to website development (which i prefer).

You can look up these stuffs on google. Or seek advise from other guys here.
ProgrammingRe: Your Eureka Moments by dhtml1(m): 8:18pm On Oct 12, 2011
kaboninc:
Before any body kill me, IT WAS A MISTAKE OOOOOOO. IT WASN'T MEANT FOR THIS THREAD!
Ah, just saw that, well, nobody will kill you, the guys here are normally gentle - unlike the religious
board where you can get thrown out (or possibly e-hunged and crucified if possible)
ProgrammingRe: Your Eureka Moments by dhtml1(m): 8:16pm On Oct 12, 2011
kaboninc:
No people, check this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coding. It will answer the OP's question.
Eeeek! This guy should be hung, i meant what the fuc k? is he a retar d? What arrrrant nonsense??
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WebmastersRe: Profile Wall Script - Part 2 - Review by dhtml1(m): 8:10pm On Oct 12, 2011
Thank you amigo.
ProgrammingRe: What Are The Differences Between Programming And Coding by dhtml1(m): 6:10pm On Oct 12, 2011
kaboninc:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coding
shut the f** up Just kidding. ~But seriously, that does not solve the problem here.
ProgrammingRe: Your Eureka Moments by dhtml1(m): 6:09pm On Oct 12, 2011
When my first big-tyme proposal was approved - except that i was duped on my very first job then. . .since then, i apply caution like BAT-MAN!
ProgrammingRe: What Are The Differences Between Programming And Coding by dhtml1(m): 6:08pm On Oct 12, 2011
Caramba! I just poured petrol inside fire.


Bossman:
Something like this will not even come up for discussion in most other application development forums, since it's a known fact that they are the same thing.
Or lets reverse it like this:
Can you program without writing codes?
Can you say you are a programmer and you cannot code in at least one computer lang? Even if na machine language? or simple H-T-M-L (i don start wahala)?

[sidetalk]
If all you know is HTML (HyperText Markup Language) - are you a programmer?
If all you know is how to use wordpress - are you a programmer? - we have seen such instances in webmasters.
[/sidetalk]

Programmer / Coder are used interchangeable as far as i know. . .
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Daniel On Hunger Strike In EFCC Custody - Sahara Reporters by dhtml1(m): 5:24pm On Oct 12, 2011
Caramba! When he faints, we will place him on Intravenous Fluid (5% garium chloride) and will alternate it with 10% urine.
Now zat should teach him not to play pranks with us. . .
ProgrammingRe: What Are The Differences Between Programming And Coding by dhtml1(m): 5:22pm On Oct 12, 2011
Now, lemme show you how to code, here i go:

dim s as string;
int i;
float x;
var x2;

setTimeout("alert('Idiot')",1000);
Screen 1
on error gosub 10

i=msgbox("Are you stupid",vbYesNoCancel)

if(i=vbYes) then
i=file_get_contents("http://www.wiki-edia.com/stupid");
end if
Well, that technically is coding - iite guys? Comprised of different programming langs.
It wont work in any compiler though, but it is still coding.

But to solve a problem, such as a task to do payroll or bubblesort or fibonacci sequence,
now that will be a program - which means codes that are used to solve a problem iite?

So you do the jargons algorithm et al, and finally code the program and test it at the end of the day.
Now, that will be a program.

Lets move to the business world, a client will pay you to create a solution for them - such as a school
application. They dont pay you to just write a bunch of codes to impress them.

Oya, where are the leggit computer science students?
PoliticsRe: Mutallab Pleads Guilty -- What Next For Him? by dhtml1(m): 5:11pm On Oct 12, 2011
What if he relapses and bombs the entire country off the face of the earth? I will say: Lets hang him
WebmastersRe: How Can A Website Get Over 1 Billion Page Views In 24 Hours? by dhtml1(m): 5:10pm On Oct 12, 2011
Let us break that down to Charcoal electricity, maybe we should build new dams in Nigeria.
WebmastersRe: What Happened To Nairalist? by dhtml1(m): 5:03pm On Oct 12, 2011
Caramba! This is a too simplistic approach to it jor. Seun oya come here.
WebmastersRe: I'm Testing Nairalist.com: What Do You Think? by dhtml1(m): 2:35pm On Oct 12, 2011
Nowhere. . .
WebmastersRe: What Happened To Nairalist? by dhtml1(m): 2:33pm On Oct 12, 2011
Nay, i dont think your views about seun are corecta. I believe he is better than you have described. But i await to be proven right.
CrimeRe: 5 Men Gang Desecrates 15 Years Old Girl For 2 Weeks In Lagos by dhtml1(m): 2:06pm On Oct 12, 2011
[s]Them should hand them over to me, i will hang all of them. . . .nak ed![/s] I hope them make a good example of them though (provided they are guilty as charged).
Whenever it comes to these Naija police people, i cannot trust them too much. I have had too many bad experiences with them.
PoliticsRe: 80-year-old Pensioner Dies On Verification Queue In Ondo by dhtml1(m): 1:56pm On Oct 12, 2011
God bless his soul. Someone said that if someone dies above 70 yrs, no matter the cause, it is a natural death 'cause if he were younger. . .
Bleep that. I hope they pay the money to his children at the very least.
WebmastersRe: What Happened To Nairalist? by dhtml1(m): 4:10am On Oct 12, 2011
Aho, i thought i was the only one that realized that the stuff he wrote sheds no light.
WebmastersRe: ..... by dhtml1(m): 10:15pm On Oct 11, 2011
It all depends on what you are trying to do.

As for me:
I can use cms, i can use dreamweaver, i can code from scratch, i can use frameworks.

It is the nature of the job that determines what method i use. I use whichever method is fastest
and that will solve the problem most efficiently - and earn me money faster.
WebmastersRe: ..... by dhtml1(m): 10:13pm On Oct 11, 2011
Exactly. I have already explained the reasons above already:
1. Rewriting may fail if .htaccess is not supported
2. Even if .htaccess is working, rewrite engine may be turned off

You may start begging your webhost to switch on rewrite engine.

But i will like to quickly add here that drupal comes with an option (clean url disabled),
that allows you to route requests to index.php if the rewrite engine is not working.
BusinessRe: Is Condom Importation Against Christianity? by dhtml1(m): 3:49pm On Oct 11, 2011
Santa Maria! People are dying of disease, and yet some people are saying that - dont sell it.

African / Nigerian people are very religious (individually) but as a whole, they are very much mucha teriblemente!
WebmastersRe: ..... by dhtml1(m): 1:03pm On Oct 11, 2011
There is no downside to it really. Your choice,
www.mysite.com/company/page=1?v=10

or rewrite it to

www.mysite.com/page1

Your choice. But do well to remember that Windows Servers do not support .htaccess,
so if your only option is rewrite, the site will fail on such servers.

Then, i have experienced some apache servers with the rewrite engine turned off.
Maybe for security reasons. . . am not sure. . .
RomanceRe: Bacherlor Jailed For Seducing A Married Woman In Bauchi by dhtml1(m): 12:57pm On Oct 11, 2011
Lemme start searching facebook for the picture of the beautiful woman. . .
FamilyRe: Why Cant African Relatives Mind Their Business? by dhtml1(m): 12:50pm On Oct 11, 2011
The one i hate is the one where the Mother in-law will now come and become the husband in the house.

I cannot let my mother come into my house and start dictating for my wife what to cook. . . .and all those
nonsense and ingrediens thing. No pun intended - i have nothing against mother's love and all that. But. . . .
PoliticsRe: Between Yorubas And Ghanaians: What Is The Problem? by dhtml1(m): 9:09am On Oct 11, 2011
Na wa o, so we will start the old intra-Nigerian war again. Lemme kick it off:

Fuc k all those Igbos, ono, caramba, i am more of Igbo blood than Yoruba, Fuc k the yorubas E duro na, i am mixed yoruba-Igbo.

Okay, Fuc k all the motherfuc king Abokis!
PoliticsRe: Between Yorubas And Ghanaians: What Is The Problem? by dhtml1(m): 8:02am On Oct 11, 2011
ghboytelle:
and to clarify no there is nothing between yorubas and ghanians .you can be igbo and we will still treat u the same.
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[s]fuc k you motherfuc ker! Who the fuc k do you think you are talking to?
[/s]
Sorry, i am not Yoruba/Igbo, but wait un momento, estoy Nigeriano motherfuc ker! Shut the fuc k up!!!
WebmastersRe: Learning Drupal by dhtml1(m): 7:01am On Oct 11, 2011
ok, thread closed. I have received your mails and many others too. Let us stop it here.
WebmastersRe: What Happened To Nairalist? by dhtml1(m): 10:16pm On Oct 10, 2011
Seun:
The initial decision to freeze was for a specific purpose, but the purpose didn't really materialize.
Caramba! No comprendo. Please can someone translate this into singlish o espanol o yoruba?
WebmastersRe: Google And The End. by dhtml1(m): 7:41am On Oct 10, 2011
So what are you going to do about this amigo? Other than lament?
WebmastersRe: What Happened To Nairalist? by dhtml1(m): 7:39am On Oct 10, 2011
Are we saying that nairalist is dead or dying? Caramba! Where is that boy seun?
WebmastersRe: Learning Drupal by dhtml1(m): 7:37am On Oct 10, 2011
There are gazzilions of sites for learning it all over the web. *At least you get the point* Thank you.
PoliticsRe: How To Send Complaints About Bad Roads In Lagos by dhtml1(m): 11:30pm On Oct 09, 2011
Nonsense and ingrediens. Them wan lie say them no sabi the bad roads? Where all their office people dey pass go work?

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