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[color=#770077][/color]Happiest bday,.....age in grace, wisdom, health nd wealth.

[color=#770077][/color] When issues beyond my capacity r brought to d table, I keep quiet nd listen to wisdom frm d elders....all d suggestions, advises here r good at d same tym complicating.which r u taking nd which r u ignoring. D ones dat supports ur mom's opinion or d ones dat told u her opinions didn't count since u r nt going to live wit her but ur wife. I believe she has her reasons.Sometimes we do make d mistake of finking dat forming a new family z easy nd xo dnt need our father or mother to interven 'but later on we found it it's not dat easy as we tink.I believe both of u must v been engaging in premarital sex with protection b4 now?, y not keep d protective measure aside since both of u r sure of ur compatibilities. V a hrt to hrt chat wit ur wife to be nd mom separately in which both parties agree to compromise...........Communication z powerful nd vital in any relationship or family matters.# Forgive my grammatical blunder#

[color=#770077][/color] Not all men, just d stupid nd egoistic one .

RadicallyBlunt:
Dick no dey heaven o.

hw u sure, u don go der b4 .

*MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!*

Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.

The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light.

I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils. Obviously he is dead.

Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him.

Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were playing when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she raised alarm
for help.

I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included: digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril.

In my little mind I concluded the young man in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack.

My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the dead.*

Have you imagined why men die more? Have you ever noticed that there are more widows than widowers? Just check in your little village, then extend it to your community and you will be surprised what you find.

I just want to pick one of the reasons I feel contributes to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or right.

*SATISFYING A WOMAN*

Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs *and also satisfying his wife in bed.* But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I want to condemn.

It is a common experience this days that *women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed,* and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him.

It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of males sexual performance.

*A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death* because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and their lives are cut short.

If I may ask, *Is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage?* Some times some women even asks for bigger penis and my fellow man will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman.

Is this not just mocking God who created you? At the end *you may die SATISFYING A WOMAN.* Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up instead?

It is important to note that a *man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors,* such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.

*How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you sexually?*

Sometimes the woman may go behind the man. Most of the times the women will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage.

But you know what? That woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your own life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.

*Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacities.* Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but *she is already addicted to different sex experiences.* So how can you measure up, just one man, to satisfy her?

Don't die in active service. Please your children, friends and parents will need you alive. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. *Just do what you can do* and leave the rest to God. *If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will come and continue from where you left of.

*Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home for also so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for us.*

Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated.

Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man. Research has proved that ejaculating 2 -13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better; but do not take drugs that will damage your heart.

*NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL WITH MANY MEN TO EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.

In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drug for premature ejaculation, it's not a disease to be treated. The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation. Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very. **JUST BE KIAFUL**My little pieces of cake

[color=#770077][/color] Enter heaven wit it

Snow02:
RIP

savagery

Can't judge till I hear his side of d story.Accommodating someone u dnt know just because u both r nairalanders abi romancelanders , pastor kingdavid come clear ur name oooo.

thesicilian:
What does he hope to get from posting his dead wife's picture on Facebook? Sympathy?

.....Maybe as an evidence to his f.b side-chicks dat his wife z truly dead.......................RIP to d poor soul!

[color=#770077][/color] To avoid distraction

[color=#770077][/color]Dat z xo nice of him.....For u to be successful, u v to go out of ur comfort zone ND explore oda areas.there z dignity in labour.

ABBkelvin:
Sometimes you let your thought overpower you, let it run wild and free tonight. Only for tonight, even though you don't love me.

kk.........tnxx for d advice.

ABBkelvin:
I like it more when you frown your face, the thought of me inside you alone will get you to nine months feels which will be both good and bad. Trust you when I'm finish with you, you won't wanna go outside my dirty diamond

I hate dirty talk....only here to learn nd v matured fun

ABBkelvin:
I don't judge. I will consider you later if you are worthy to be one of my dirty Diana.

For real

ABBkelvin:
easier said than done. Check your panties

way too matured for dat nonsense

ABBkelvin:
easier said than done. Check your panties

way too matured for dat nonsense

ABBkelvin:
So it's that easy to get you wet? Well, I will allow you to run your thought about me wild and free, but only for tonight.

Not my type......just passing

ABBkelvin:
Now you're just getting it bit by bit, the more you try to figure him out, the more you get lost in ecstasy and feels outta your control. You will even beg him to manipulate, use you for his purpose and need. All your thought day and night will be about how to please him and make him yours which you also have at the back of your mind that there is high possibility he's never going to be yours.

u must be one hell of a person to reckon with

ABBkelvin:
Lol. Mhen, I just love me too much to care about anybody or anything. Girls go wild and crazy when they can't manipulate me (mom and sisters inclusive) I've been winning and I'm going to win till death.. the more dead you are inside the more they crave and fantasize about you everyday.

Now I got d logic abt baby who refused to cry at birth which was confirmed by mom nd nurse......dat must be u .....dnt worry it's hard for mom ND sis to manipulate der son/bros. Buh wen u jam, u will surrender.

ABBkelvin:
Lol... you don't actually know what it is to be a man. Our polarity won't make you understand me and I will not explain myself to you. Goodluck with the men you have chance at manipulating. As for me..... he's already gone, none of you can get a hold of him again. Have a good evening

LOL I don't manipulate , sometimes d polarity makes us understand u more dan urselves #wise quote from an elder#......same to u a vry warm evening

[quote author=ABBkelvin post=64011664]What if the time never come? Are you going to kill him? What if the mumu button had been deprogam from birth? Can you date a man who refuse to cry the day he was born (mom and nurse confirmed it) and has never cry or feel bad till today? do you think it will be easy to manipulate someone who thrive and have fun while manipulating others around him?[/quote First no body z without a weak point even robots do.Killing him z out of d context....d best way to deal with a manipulator z to make him a victim of his manipulations.Nomatter how strict or hard a guy appears to be, der z always a lady by d side manipulating doz areas. For smart ladies it's no difficult task,u just v to be patience ND observant.

ABBkelvin:
What if he refuse to procreate and spread his genetic? How can you control that type of man? Whereas he has all the resources to be both your lover and provider simultaneously... [size=8pt][/size]

Like I said it will only take a while.All men v der weak point#mumu button #.....what u v to do z to locate ND master it, den press . Believe you me he can't escape if u do ur homework well

[color=#770077][/color]...Yes! even those dat proves to be strong, it will only take a while to get him crawling once u locate his mumu button nd press

[color=#770077][/color]Beta trash it out with her now or get to live with it forever.D handwriting on d wall z vry clear......As a true African woman or wife dat z one of her primary obligation. She should be happy she got a husband material of a man who z willing to help her out in cooking nd oda house chores .

EternalTruth:
shut up. Looking for stupid excuse to give your husbands. Nonsense

U must be VERY STUPID!!!....i can c u dnt v manners,mind hw u speak ETERNAL-IDIOT.if u v a contrary view to my opinion u state it nd not to tell me to shut-up.Never u quote me again

kense88:
Hey! don't take what people are saying here very serious. Just laugh over it and move on.

I don't take or laugh over STUPID jokes......anyways tnxx

[color=#770077][/color]March 28..

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kense88:
My pictures could charm your pants off

[/s].........NONSENSE

kense88:
I don't want to make your boyfriend feel bad.

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kense88:
and cute face like me

pix

[color=#770077][/color]Height, dark nd broad chest.