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marttol:
i started dating this girl a month ago,but i observe she likes to flirt with different men...she likes to talk to different men on the phone,there was a day a guy sat her down by a corner a spoke with her...i felt somehow,she always say she loves me but each time she says that i know there is no truth in it...i even message her sometimes telling her i know she has many male she is dating but atleast she should show me some respect by not letting guys toast her in my presence or maybe we should break up...but she said it's nothing,that she can't even date that guy toasting her that night...bla bla bla..
but what i don't understand is since i told her that if she can't show me the respect of not flirting with some guys in my presence we should break up...or can a lady love many guys,i told her that night i know.. she LIKES me not LOVE.i don't know but each time we talk about love i don't always sense truth in her words...but what bothers me is why she is dating me.
ADVICE PLEASE.

ecamzy:
Kanu Nwankwo Celebrates Nairalander AlexReports After a Successful Wedding in Anambra State.

Kanu Nwankwo Congratulates AlexReports On His Successful Wedding Ceremony In Anambra Over the Weekend.....

The Former Arsenal and Nigeria Football Legend kanu Nwankwo took to his Instagram and WhatsApp Story to Congratulate The Social Media Reporter after a Successful Traditional Wedding Ceremony which was help in Anambra State Over the Weekend.


More Pictures From Alex Nwankwo's traditional wedding

Texman21:
hahahahaha so bcause he did not suck the boobs it pains u,u are funny

Aswear na em pain me pass ....
Anyways, who knows maybe d guy don use him mouth pull d thing down. So after using him money for d damage control d babe no wan take chances again.

Texman21:
argh argh dont make the guy cry now,just have mercy for today

LOLS
Nija girls this.......
Nija girls that.......
See d outcome now. D one one dat pain me pass is dat he did not even got to suck d boobs again after d job.

SteveOfu:
Please guys a female friend of mine need an advice.
Her husband have been arrested in outside country for few months now and she is jobless, it is her husband that is all and all for they family and they have two kids which she is finding it difficult to take care of them and even feeding is very hard for them.

But now she said a friend of hers told her to take the children to the village and come back to the town and start a prostitute work and that is the only easiest way she can make money very fast to take care of her family since she doesn't have any work to do.

Now she needs an advice if she should go ahead and send her kids to villa and start a prostitute work or is there any other thing she can do as a female and be getting money still she don't have any work to do

BuikemWillz:
I know. I just choose what to take seriously and what not to. Who doesn't like a joke? It could have been another person's picture I put for you to see. Cool huh!

Gat u

lefulefu:
hahahahahaha dat cartoon on ur dp is dammm hilarious.i wan die for laugh.but come oo why u no put ur pix for profile make i see nau. as for d issue on d different varieties of ukwu all ladies with different varieties ought to be worshipped.

Lols @ d dp. Buh na faceless forum nah. For d UKWU I hear u. If d UKWU no get ear, it’s incomplete for u

BuikemWillz:
Cross examine so I take it down

Lols
My dear, dnt take everything u see here serious. U cute tho! Nd d NOSE good

BuikemWillz:
How would you see it na?

Just upload it in ur wall for cross examination

lefulefu:
Men i remember my university days.Back then because i dey hot for brain na so girls go just queue for my hostel door dey wait make i teach them tutorials or do assignments for them.Back then campus babes go just dey pursue me for one place to another but then i no dey do am free ooo because me na sharp guy.Any girl wey want make i do the assignment go first open for me  .Omo na so i jst dey chop clean mouth

No wonder u knew different spec nd varieties of UKWUZ nd each tym u see one ur eyes always pop out frm its sockets
Weldon huncle

BuikemWillz:



Nose


I need to rebrand my nose o

can I see it before u rebrand it?, maybe it fits in. Who knows

Breakingfamous:
Source: http://www..com/2019/07/check-out-what-this-dwarf-man-is-up-to.html?m=1

That must be Mrcork

obolewu:
Good day great. People. I have always visited Nairaland as a guest, but I am presently in a serious trouble. Please i need your advice.

I am a married man with a good wife who has been in marriage for 8years, but eith no child. Before I got married, I have always been a lady's man and I had lived a sexually reckless life (even my wife is aware). In those days, my games include, party, foursome, anal and all manners of sexuality apart from homosexual. My cunninlungus is second to none and my libido is so high that I never get tired during any match. Also, I have got a fantastic 'rod' that any lady who taste it would always come back. Based on the above, i really explored during my single's days because I beleived when married, I would stay with my wife alone.

After marriage, I relocated with my wife to the US. I was involved in church activities to get me committed to the things of God and honour my marital vows. I love my wife so much and I respect and honour her. She remains my best friend and we are always playing around like teens. Our sexxx life is very active as she has learnt to keep pace with my high libido. I also stay away from bad friends who could draw me back to my old life. However, despite our great sexxx life, we have no child since the past eight years. We have done series of tests and we were both confirmed ok. We have tried the IVF options twice, but it would not work. My wife is worried. My parents are worried. Depsite this, I have remained faithful to my wife for seven years, until January last year when things happened in quick succesion.

There is this junior coleaque from Dominican republic who was to understudy me. She is so pleasant, bootylicious and busty that anytime she was with me, i uncoutrollably got aroused. She had also commended how she loved my dress sense and how she loves to have a fling with a Nigerian because she understands they are very strong. One day, we both left office late and she asked if i could drop her off in her apartment. For whatever reason, I agreed. On getting to her aparment, before I could say 'Jack' we were already having a deep french kiss. That day, I broke my vow as I had two rounds with her. That was how I gradually slipped back to my old life.

Fast-foward, a very beautiful Nigerian lady chatted me up on FB messanger in November 2018. She claimed I looked familiar and asked if I schooled in P/H and I said No, I attended FUTO, but i was a regular visitor to UNIPORT because I had friends there. We later became chatting friends and we would chatt virtually all time. Through her profile, I realised she was married to a guy who worked for and O&G company. I did not ask her. I was comfortable because, i beleved I would not have anything 2 do with a married woman. I also realised she had four children. During our chatt, she told me how her marriage has been a hell on earth. She said her hubby works in P/H and left her with the kids in Owerri. He vists every 2 weeks. He stopped her from working in a financial institution where she was engaged before marriage and made her a full house wife. Although he gives her money and bought a good car for her (Lesux Jeep), the guy had no time for her. She mentioned that the bleeps around and she has evidence. She stated that there was time he impregnated another girl that she had to call the girl and threatened her. She mentioned further that the guy is also very weak on bed. According to her, the guy cum within 3 minutes. She mentioned how he has no respect for her parents and treat them with disdain. According to her, sometimes, they don't even have sexx for up to four months. In short, she said she was tired of the marriage and she had attempted a divorce, but the hubby's family prevented that, yet the guy would not change.

Based on my church experience, I counselled her on how to make her marriage work. I used biblical injuctions to teach that it is the duty of a woman to build her home. Based on my sexual experience, i shared few tips on how she can get her man interested and highly performing in the bedroom. We exhanged phone number and we continually chatted on whatzapp. She also calls from time to time. We were just friends. Nothing beyond that. At least, we never met and I did not even intend to see her anytime soon. She is in Owerri. I am in New York. Therefore she cannot be a threat. So, I thought. However, one thing is that whenever we spoke, we discussed like we have been together for ages. I speak with her children and even played with them. While on bed with her nighty, she would call me and I have seen all her shape through video call, but to me it was nothing. Even married women walk around half naked these days.

Last month, my company got a contract in Nigeria and I was commisioned to lead the team to execute the project. So, I had to travel to Nigeria with a few guys. I did not tell her I would be travelling because I did not intend to see her. Much more, I would be in Lagos, I had no business in Owerri or P/H. Unfortunately, my Facebook location setting was not diabled and immediately i arrived Lagos, Facebook notified her I was around. She called on whatsapp when i was in my hotel at night and asked how could I visit Nigeria without telling her. She said she needed to see me. I said, it would not be possible because I was going to be in Lagos throughout as I came for official duty. She said, I should not worry, we would find a way around it. For whatever reason, I felt an urge to see her also inside me (and I promised myself I would not have anything to do with her. I was just curious to see her). On her own account, she flew down to Lagos on a friday (arranged for where the children would stay) and came to my hotel in VI. Immediately I saw her, I realised I was dealing with a paragon of beauty. An enigma per excellence a heavily loaded and endowed MILF. What I saw in picture and video calls were nothing compared with the structure standing before me. Instantly, the thought that she was married flew out of my head. Before I know what was happening, we had jumped on each other like mad dogs on heat. In a twinkle of an eye, her blouse was off, her skirt was on the floor, her bra was flung away and her pant has disappered from her buttocks. All my cloths, down to my boxers have also flung away from me. We were both stack naked as we engaged in hot kiss. Without think twice, I penetrated her without any condom. I was so carried away with her sweetness and passion that he ejaculated completely inside of her. She stayed for three days (Friday, Saturday and Sunday) and all we did was just eating, sleeping and banginng, raw without condom. If I said I had got high libido, then, I have got to learn under her. She was very 'fireful' and very tireless. When she was leaving, I asked for her account number so that I could give her some cash, she declined. She said she loved me so much that she does not need my money. She said she could not remember the last time she enjoyed herself like this.

A week after she came again sepending another weekend which was a repeat of the previous visit. Lastly she came the last weekend I spent in lagos and it was the mother of them all. Infact, she did not allow me to buy any recharge card throughout my stay in Nigeria. Before I know what was happening, she has loaded my phone with ten thousand Naira MTN card. The day I gave her twenty thousand Naira Cash, I had to beg her for hours before she reluntantly received it. Her point is always that she does not need my money. She is aware I am married but she always jealous anytime I call my wife. Interestingly, the only time her hubby called her throughout our stay was on her birthday. The call was not up to 3 minutes and she put it on speaker. The guy just said ' My beautiful Angel. Blessed is the day you were born. Blessed is the day I met you. I know I may be failing you. I know I may not be making you happy. But you are the mother of my children. I still love you. I go credit your account, make you take am enjoy your day". She was just saying.. hmmmm, Ok. hmmm. Alright. She has also told me she was comtemplating a divorce again and I advise her against same. Before I left, she bought some fantastic gifts. loads of Nigerian foodstuff. Exlusive native dresses and loads of more.

Anyway, I finished my assignment in Nigeria and returned to the US. We kept chatting and for like few weeks, she was complaining of fever. I advised she visted the hospital. She said malaria test was negative and she was advised to do a pregnancy test which came out positive. She said, for the past six months, no man, including her darling hubby has tourched her. Invariably, she says I am responsible for the pregnancy. She called me and she was crying. She told me she had to go for abortion and she was afraid. I felt, it could be a kind of set up (I don't know why I feel so). I told her she cannot abort the pregnancy that she has got to keep it. I told her I have been looking 4 a child for the past 8 years and this one that has come, I am not going to allow her to abort it. She said, do I forget she is married, just like I am? Can't i see the looming trouble? I said well, she told me she was already planning a divorce so I do not see this causing any problem for her, it will only fast-track her decision. I said as for me, she should leave my side, I would manage it. She said there is no way she can have a baby for me when she still in a man's house and she does not even beleive I have any feelings for her.

Anyway, we have been on this for about three days now. I told her if she decides to abort, she should go ahead, but that would be her decision. For me I would want the baby to be kept. She keeps crying and begging that I should agree to her decision unconditionally. Deep down within me, I do not want to have a child from outside, not even from a married woman. However, I feel something is wrong with this her pregnancy story. I just feel I am been set-up. The reasons for this I do not know. She never demand for money from me. I am just confused about the whole stuff.

Please, I need your advice

Caveat: Do not come here to abuse me or talk about morality/religious stuff. All I need are comments from matured minds. Thanks.

mediaX:
Lesson 4

Hi everyone! Top of the morning to you all. If you still haven't followed me on instagram please do so via the link: http://instagram.com/hilzvoice

Would be uploading videos soon, so follow to learn new techniques all for free.

So here are common mispronunciations you must avoid if you wish to speak in polished or correct Queens - English:

Subtle ------ sor tool (not "sub tool" )
Lettuce ----- leh tis (not "leh tooce" )
As ----- az (not "ass" )
is ------ iz (not "iss" )
Asthma ------ az ma (not "ash ma" )
Bass ------ base (not "baaz" )
Comb ------ coam (not "coamb" )
Tomb ------ toom (not "toomb" )
Womb ------ woom (not "woomb" )
Dumb ----- dom (not "dormb" )
Phoenix --' fee nicks (not "foe nicks" )
Arena ------ ah ri na (not "ah rare na" )
Piano ------ pee ya no (not "pya no" )
Woman ---- wor man (not "woo man" )

Because ----- be coz (not "be cos" )
Cause ------- coz (not "cos" )
Cosmetics ------- coz meh tiks (not "cos meh tiks" )
Software ------ sof weh (not "soft weh" )
Suite ------ sweet (not "syute/soot" )
Greenwich meridian ------ gree nitch (not "green witch" )
Fuel ------- fewl (not "foo-well" )
Uterus ------- you tross (not "you teh ross" )
Heir ------ air (not "hair" )
Her ------ hair (not "haa" )
His ------ hiz (not "hiss" )

Breakfast ----- brek fast (not "brake fast" )
Fork ------ forrrk (not "fek" )
Facade ------ fur sad (not "fah kay-d" )
Athlete ------- aarth lit (not "at let" )
Genre ------ sjawn ruh (not "john" )
Cache ----- cash (not "caa shay" )
Sachet ----- saa shay (not "saa chet" )
Sir ------ seh (not " saa" )
Thumb ----- thorm (not "thormb" )

Mount Everest ----- eve rest (not "ever rest" )
Historical ------ hiz tor ree cole (his toh ree cahl" )
Limbs ----- lims (not "limmmbs" )
Soften ------ sor fin (not "sof tin" )
Hasten ----- hey sin (not "hey stin" )
Fasten ----- fah sin (not "fah stin" )
Pizza ------ pit zaa (not "pee zaa" )
Entrepreneur ------ on tri pre nor
Mars ------ mahz (not "mas" )
Marijuana ------ muh ree wa na
Fiance ------- fee-yons (not "fee-yance" )

Jewellery ----- jewl ri (not "joo weh ree" )
Draught ------- draft (not "drawt" )
Channel ------- cha nool (not "cha nell" )
Desperate ----- des prayt (not "des pi rayt" )
Numb ------ nom (not "nomb" )
Oil ---- ooo-eel (not "aw yeah" )
Refer ----- ree fur (not "ree fair" )
Pepper ----- pair pa (not "pair pair" )
Obese ----- oh-biz (not "oh-bace" )

Cucumber ----- cue come ba (not "coh coom ba" )
obituary ----- oh-bi choo ri (not "oh-bi chwa ri" )
Lieutenant - lef ti nont (not "lew teh nant" )
Enroute ------ on root (not "ehn root" )
Camera ------ cam raa (not "cah meh ra" )

Power ----- paa wa (not "paaa" )
Bald ------ borld (not "barrrled" )
Surrogate ---' saw roh gayt (not "sue roh gayt" )
Modern ----- more den (not "moe den" )
Morals ----- more rolls (not "moe rahls" )
Loyal ----- law yole (not "low yal" )
Continuous ----- con ti new wus (not "con ti noss" )
Ambiguous ------- am bi gew wus (not "am bi goss" )

My name is Hilary Okoh—public speaker, writer and social influencer. BSc/MSc Computational Mathematics.

Almost bit off my tongue trying it

omokoginimi:
I bet you miss him

won’t lie, missed hiz jokes shaa!!!

omokoginimi:
Miss Purple font, you went awol since Mrcork disappeared

Lols
I didn’t oooo just on a low key

Mexyz:
My Colleagues in the Office had to ask me if everything was alright, seeing the way I was laughing after viewing your profile pic.

Lol
Glad it did brighten ur day.

ojuu4u:
According to ur story,
A girl been pursue by 4 known cultists, ( what of unknown and other innocent rivalries?)

A girl (not guy o) that mistakenly invited to cultists anniversary not christian or Muslim gathering

A girl mistakenly found herself among cultists and those that have been disturbing her (potential rapists n killers) yet was comfortable to stay there . What you don't want to eat do not smell it. An adage!

An innocent girl that can identify sooooo many cultists on campus (she was the one pointing to you other guys whc are also cultists)

All that points say alot about her personality

Timil:
Good day Nairalanders I'm Jay (psuedonym) by name and I need your candid advice please bear with me if my writeup is long.

Several thoughts have been running through my mind all day and I've been trying to get an answer within but none is forthcoming. Flash back to some few months ago there's this girl I met in school, she's sweet, lovely and she's got everything I want in a woman, we started talking and we got to know each other.
During one of our conversations she told me about a particular guy of the Aiye confraternity who has been hitting on her but she claimed its nothing to be worried about so I waved it aside.
Few months later she gave in and gave me a yes, precisely six weeks ago but on the 7th of this month (Sunday). She told me a friend of hers decided to take her out only to discover that its a gathering organised by some gang members to celebrate their annual anniversary (7/7).
She said she met some other gang members who has been hitting on her there, according to her claim she said nothing transpired between her and the members of the secret society but during the convo I got to know that apart from the other guy in Aiye there are also two other cult guys from different gang who are also after her.
I didnt take it as much of a big issue I just told her to be careful of friends and people she moves with. Sunday went by and today (Wednesday) after lectures while hanging around the school premises she showed me two other gang members who had approached her and who still holds an interest in her making it 4/5 or more cult guys who are hitting on her.
From that moment I wasn't at ease but she didn't seem bothered or disturbed like I do infact she was still getting cosy and all loved up with the PDA despite the fact that I was trying not to draw attention at that very moment.
When I got back to my hostel while thinking of what to do I remembered that two-three weeks before we started dating I had a nightmare in which some gang members were after my life.
I thought of the nightmare and the current circumstance I am and I can see some sort of relation I've been thinking whether to continue the relationship or end it even though its still young, fresh and filled with love.

Please Nairalanders I need your advice on this, thanks for your help.

Gistformant:
Beautiful actress Angela Okorie who describes herself as shameless, rocks sexy swimwear at the pool side.

See more photos here; http://gistmore.com/actress-angela-okorie-shows-off-her-sexy-body-in-bikini-photos

First pic more like a grandma laps.....an eyesore

meeky007:
pls it's not dat I don't like girls, it's just a turn off for me
I'm always attracted to older nd married women
nd they always come for me. what should I do pls

partnerbizz5:
Growing up, I often wondered what the purpose of existence was.

I was curious. I wanted to know why we are here in this world. What the grand design or purpose is. How life began.
I struggled to appreciate the big bang vis a vis the genesis story.

'God created us to know him, love him, worship him, and to live with him for ever in heaven'. So we were taught in the catholic catechism as teenagers.

The whole enchilada made little or no sense to me, as I reached majority nay became an adult.


Could there really be God? Or could it be he exists but the bible or history misrepresented him?

But then I couldn't reconcile his existence --coupled with epithets such as omnipotence, omniscient and omnipresent-- with the realities and happenings in the world.
How can such a God allow evil especially when it happens to good people?

How could he have allowed Hitler kill over 6 million Jews? How could he have allowed the Rwanda genocide.

The answer I got was that evil came from our free will.
Okay, whose free will was it that inflicted a toddler with celebral palsy or a hole in the heart?
What about the hurricanes?

Others add that God knows the best as he could have a reason for allowing evil.

The answers were at best unsatisfactory and at worst puerile.

Theodicy, the conundrum is called.

At different times in search for meaning, I oscillated from theism to deism, to humanism. I was confused.

Is it better not to have been born at all, like Prof. Benatar thinks?

Is there an afterlife?

What's really the grand purpose of our sojourn in this world?

Is it to wake up, eat, grow, go to school, work, marry, give birth, die?

The cycle continues?


Note:I left so many things especially arguments and varying opinions so as to not make this long winded or verbose.

Victorisoni3:
Good mornin Nairalanders please I need helped advice

There's this girl I met when I was attending a class around february last year and it was that she lives in the street next to my street; so twas easy to get along with her on the fact that we walk back home together. Initially we don't talk when we walk back home base on the fact that we were both shy to talk to each other, gradually we got to know ourselves, but we became intimate on september, one of the days I was bold enough and tried touching her she behaved somehow
Twas later she texted me one of the days that I can kiss, hug or romance her but no sex . Though myself I've not been involved in the act before but atleast I won't behave like a too novice. by Gods grace I've been meeting to her demands anytime she ask for it. But I noticed that since became intimate its as if problems were thrown to her, today she will say she lost like dis, tomorrow she will the same, almost every day. [/b] it came to a point that anytime I see any romantic text i'll ask myself what she want this time around.[b]
She dont even come to my house, but be giving me excuses since she's living with sombody


I started ignoring her cos I was just fed up, and since I've stop calling her she has been disturbing me saying I don't love her again, telling my friends and sending me emotional messages.

Please at this point I don't know what to do
I'm A student
Should I just tell her I don't want to continue in the relationship again?
Remember we've not sexed together before.

@ d bolded

Godoverevery:
Good afternoon everyone ........

I posted a thread in may about my fiancée I helped with 100k to start a business and she couldn't produce the capital saying she lend her dad... just want give an update of things

I took majority of the people advise here and celebrate her birthday ....got her cake,wrist watch and celebrated it with my friends and hers at a lounge(paid all the bills).

So the following week I gave in to her pleading and sent her another 50k(she hasn't produce the previous 100k capital but still promised to produce it with time) to get new set of slippers to sell .....and the agreement was she will be sending the money to one of my accounts as she is selling and the capital will be there to reinvest.

This new week I asked why I haven't seen any money in the account.....she said she have sold but she wants some people to balance her to complete 20k and by Friday she will make d deposit.

On Friday I didn't see anything....asked her why didn't she send the money (dat was after bank closing hour)....she was like she wasn't feeling too well dat she told her friend to do the transfer but is not going and she has given her the cash ...... around past 9pm dat Friday she called me if I have seen the alert I said no......the next day she said the transfer wasn't going dat her friend tried it but it was failing so I felt pissed and told her straight she was lying (arguement broke out).

So I told her if she was telling the truth and have the cash with her I will come pick d cash myself today but to my surprise she has blocked me on whatapp and bar my number D's noon.

My friends here want us to go over to her place ..... cause a scene and get her arrested but I don't want to embarrass her parents or embarrass myself.
They are all on my neck rite now like dey ginger badly

...... honestly I don't no what to do.
Just want to know if the right thing is getting her arrested or just let go and move on.

Reffone:
I am not much of a writer but I will be straight and plain I have been dating this beautiful girl for 3years now in which her d one abortion which am not proud of cause she did want to keep the baby forward to this year she met this rich dude who is of age and want to marry and he has been using money to design her now my girl been a sincere person and cause of our history told me about this dude and his plan now I told her to drop him and focus on us but she couldnt and she didn't want to leave me either cause she loves me and is only flirting with the guy cause he has real cash now she is pregnant again and which with the duration of the pregnancy it might be mine but she is saying its not cause she feel she can just tell the guy it's his and enjoy the rest of her life but she is telling she loves me and and not the guy trying to confuse the whole matter I am so out of ideas I need help please no insults just advice it will go a long way

Hw can u be dz myopic .... she z only flirting with him nd even got d mouth to say d preggy z not urs.....luv u my foot...... Huncle wey mumu......

Brown14:
that's not FAIR!

this is Naija racism in choosing a partner.

LMAO !!!

Brown14:
this is an apt description of me....













and I think i like you.

I forgot to add.... FAIR GUYS.... also a deal breaker