₦airaland Forum

GreatResearcher:
If you are a bachelor or spinster please never envy or wish to be in the boat of the married ones.

Underneath that boat is a hole. I heard it's worse when kids get involved.

LillyVal:
My sis I created a fake account on Nl and chatted my boyfriend, he told me his girlfriend died 2 months ago.

Holly Molly
Speechless

SteveOfu:
what if they get to where they see food to buy?

Pinky111:
Pls friends I have a man coming for my hand in marriage- US base.

He was a two times divorcee and later came home in 2016 to marry the third who later joined him but the marriage is having issues.He has 4children in all from previous marriage
This man is telling me to have a child for him and possibly marry him that the children over there will never come back to Nigeria. He said he needs an indigenous wife and baby who are going to base in Nigeria until the child gets to 18. He is assuring of financial security and comfort.

He is in his early 70s and I'm 33. The age gap is much coupled with the fact that I don't love him. What should I do ,he is damn serious. On the other hand I'm considering my age. But truth be told I see him as a father figure and least expected the sudden demand for marriage.

Olamsoh:
SHE NEED ADVICE.

I met my guy since January,we started dating he promised he will never hurt me because I told him I don't want to go into a relationship due to the hrt brk I experience in my past relationship which was my first relationship in 2018,so,when I met this my guy he talk as a nice person I decided to give him a Chance, but the worsted part of his own is that he always hide his phone from me he doesn't allow me to touch his phone, but one day,he drop his phone and went into the Barth room to had his bath I took his phone and go through his chat on WhatsApp, to my greatest surprise all his chat with girls was I miss u,when are u coming, I don't have a girlfriend I love u and a girl who know me ask him if am not his girlfriend, he denied me that if is the girl that gave me to him,I was dumbfounded.

The funniest part of this matter is that he doesn't spent on me ooo but he's spending for those gals but I don't mind because I am not interested with his money because am also working all I need from was his sincerity and honest,but that day due to those chat I saw in his phone I got upset and started showing him atitude, [/b] he gave me 3k for tp I collected it and tore it in his present [b] and he got angry and returned back home since then he haven't call me nor chat me,I want to know if there's anywhere I went wrong there so that I can know and apologize to him.

Americanboy35:
I am, check my profile, promise to be there for you always

EmmySparky:
wtf is big broadened pointed nose

Male version of this.....

otemeh01:
yes I am yes I am

Local woman z not impressed with wot she saw

yazga:
You kind of topic is what attracts you

R u dark, tall,handsome with big broadened pointed nose ?, if not don’t quote me again

SteveOfu:
3 men embark on a journey to a desert;
- One with the map
- One with the money
- One with the food and water

They reach a village where one has to be sacrificed before they can proceed on their journey.
Who should be sacrificed

Dudeweedlmao:
I want to fvck your good character na, that's not sexy at all. I'll stick to melanin skin tone, curvy waist, thick thigh_&_legs

vingeophysicist:
You don’t understand the question .

Kingosytex:
Damn! I couldn't make out any meaning from what you wrote. Nico4luv don't be a [/b] grammatical herdsman or "herdswoman"[b]...

What figure of speech was that @ d bolded

JejeNaija:
What is there to notice about a short fat guy. The thing tire me.

LOLS .....
Without dat noise he won’t be noticed cux of shortness

JejeNaija:
I don't know if it's just me that noticed this but almost all the fat short people I have come across are always very noisy both male and female.
Maybe it's just me or maybe some other people here have noticed that.
I am sitting somewhere right now and one short fat guy has already started taking over with his load voice like we should all [/b] notice him [b] or something.

Charelsz:
If I no marry Oyibo woman for this life na waiting I gain?

congrats in addy. If i no wish u well wetin I gain

MRAKPORS:
So you have 5 Options
But you have just one choice to make

1. A one on one meeting with your favourite pastor/prophet/Man of God

2. Sex with any woman/man of your choice

3. Get served with three of your favourite meal all for free

4. Die and go straight to heaven

5. Get a 10 year visa to a preferred country



Your pick , just one pick and u can give your reasons

OlawaleBammie:
but dis kain tin no dey rock boat na, instead e go turn d boat upsidedown

All na rocking

Defenderalert:
Despite your predicament with your "STDs" you are still being so irresponsible. No wonder you caught four at a time.

wicket sombori
Just made me remember d post although didn’t know he wz d one