₦airaland Forum

Time" they say is money, wasting time must be an expensive decision..
Use ur time wisely Leave nairaland alone..

stupidity:
The thing is, every lady has guys at their call.
Asin they have options.
Shoulders to cry on.

BUT
Their heart belongs to one special guy. And the guy might not even be better than the other options.

Not all girls shar o, some are chronic cheaters, they have like 5 different D's devaluating their pvssy at the same time.

Guy you must be really stupid..
How come you know all this things?

You must be a porn star dude..

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I don't believe this

pcoolioz:
Lol bros... #nohomo.... but you ain't all that, Biko get off your high horses. it's good to feel yourself once in a while but if you were that awesome.... she won't be falling for your guy na.

True talk bro..

But the guy Is really using money..he knows that she is my stuff..yet he does not mind to buy her things worth #10,000...
You knw dat kind tin na..

And I can't be competing in buying things like that for her...u know girls and money na..

So just see am with me..

androidroot:
Still doing kids
things.. I can still capture a ladies heart with Nokia torch phone.. you're not funny enough thats number 1.
2. you lack composure
3. you lack great smiles
4. you're still a virgin
5. you're probably a kid

Bros are you from Harshland?

This one is hot..

All what you said is correct, except for number 4..

Since I was born, and now I am getting old I have never seen a GIRL with one GUY....


....BROTHERS HAVE YOU SEEN?

ezteem:
First impression.... No need .I already got what I wanted

Check the pix bro...dnt let ya girl see o

400billionman:
You lack courage.

Stop telling him about your dates. He is a joy killer.

Bros, when you bleep lots of girls for bleeping sake, you will one day meet that one girl that frightens you and makes you less courageous..

Bros u sopose know na..u no be new comer for this woman tin na..

But na only you talk beta tin sha..

Adasun:
Op is confuse?dude handsomeness isn't everything

If u r not handsome, then u are missing..

I don bleep clean ajebo babes tire for free..

But this my frn Is annoying me with his attitude

ezteem:
Just opened the nigga's profile... If that's you in the picture.. Then please don't say fine again... You no een know say barber dey carve person hair and you want to trip her over your swagged up guy.. Your description says" had a dream I was king, woke up still king" guy try and wake up, you are still asleep. Kings don't crush and linger in the background, and friendzone themselves , you are obviously their middle man, even with your airtime,

You be their tracker" is s in school, is he in school" ..... Lol , middle man

I came in peace and I have to go in peace..let me pretend I did not see this...

To ask for help now na crime...

Owk check my pix again..

This one must make front page o...lalastica..
I made it sha...
FTC

When a man is 18 -23yrs, and not married, it is understandable...

When he is 24 - 38yrs, and he never marry, he is called a BACHELOR..

When he is 39 - 50yrs, and not married, he is called a MANCHELOR...

When he is 51 - 65yrs,and not yet married, he is called the ANCIENT OF DAYS...

The problem now is..what if he is 66 - 80yrs, and not married, how we go call am na?

Just keep telling me the right name abeg..

Pls fellow nairalandErs, I just tendered a rili disturbing problem of mine, and u guys are rubbing pepper in my wound..

As for my pink lips, check my newest picture n my signature..

And as for being foolish to tell my friend about my crush, I will stop right now..

And finally for those saying that its not about handsomeness, u sabi how many babes I don bleep because of my looks?..

Maybe I will start telling them ryt away that I love them..but that is not healthy sha...because I dnt need awkward moments..

mrhollu:


everybody be forming fine even person wey look like malnourished almajiri.not even an iota of sense in your write-up and comments."I Think My Guy Is TRY SOMETHING With My Crush Behind My Back".
Bombers everywhere make GOD have mercy

Bros as for my spelling, Lalasticala must answer that..because I typed TRYING..I dnt knw how it became TRY"

Then as for you, I preserve my comment, you know why?...its because of ur NOSE..
Can somebody check his NOSE out..

Codyt:
The poster above me... U dey use 4G network!?


Bro I understand you. They are most likely having a crush on one another too.
He probably exhibits something you don't when around her. Observe him when he's around "loveth". How he responds to her, makes her at ease.. You know things like that.. Once you see her reactions you could start doing some of these things your friend does and cleverly outshine him.

Be two steps forward, not backwards.

Bros I was thinking of getting rid of this guy o...

Or maybe I should also start acting funny with his girl...

This is soo annoying, I can't even read now sef..
But as a fine boy sha, I will get over this, I promise you guys..

pasqal09:
You probably lack something he has

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I dnt think so...

Maybe spending prowess sha,he flashes them with his two phones i.e an infinix hot note and a BB Q10..me na only bold 5 I get o..because we fine boys are not ready to spend..wahala de o

Maybe I have to start spending too..

There is this girl that I am having some crush on,she is pretty..and there is also a good friend of mine in school, anytime I tell him about a girl I admire, he is always too eager to see the girl.

And when he sees her he will exhibit some funny characters that even gets me ashamed sometimes in the name of making the girl like him..

Recently there is a girl I introduced to him, he talks about the girl like every where we meet..at the gym,game center,bet center. everybody in the street knows that I am having crush on this girl..

The most touching part of the story was yesterday when I got to the school, I called the girl on phone and the first question she asked me was "DID UR FRIEND COME"..minutes later I called my friend who did not come to school and the first thing he asked me was "DID LOVETH COME"..

I was so confused that I almost had a BP rise..

I need your advise fellow nairalanders..

Could there be something FISHY behind me?

No be like say him fine pass me o..I murder the guy when it comes to height and handsomeness,with my pink lips...but why?

That awkward moment when you were just friends,and you guys were just doing fine, and then one yeye spirit pushes you to tell her that you love her...and she says NO..



Come see shame na....
There will be no more passing where she is..
She go wait make you first greet her...
When he asks you for help, come see as you go rush help her na..even if it has to do with money


Boys don suffer since 423BC

This girls face is always looking as if she just woke up from sleep...

Her mouth go quick to smell after brushing..
Imagine how e go smell before brushing..

But wait o...do I even know this Buhari..




Am not a Nigerian though..

But I am a BIAFRAN...

Burger01:
Good luck guys. Make us proud

Why will they have good luck when we dnt have GoodLuck as our oga at the top again..

Just say Buhari guys ,and see if they will not lose....

But Goodluck na yeye man o...
LIKE if you agree with me say him YEYE

This girl is the black version of marvin records "DIJA"...

Quote me if you like...

Champaignmammi..if na me send am "u already have the wave" him for para big time.

I rest my case for the admin to handle..

That him yansh go smell..

That him yansh go smell

Pastor KUMUYI life in ABIA.... OLUWA visit me today too O


First to comment...am sooo happy

No they do

JaypeeAnics:
OK I don see ham....pls today is my birthday....I need ur likes

When I was a kid, birthdays was a day of receiving gifts from loved ones..but now notifications and likes I just owk...

I fit CRY..

Nigerian girls knowing how to charm oyibo since 152BC...


The mugu don fall for this babe...

That awkward moment when you dress to kill just to impress a girl in church...only to discover say the babe no come church dat day...





Oboi see as the bobo go de look anything we're pass for door weda him go see the girl...

Disappointment..

That awkward moment when you wear a cloth and Shoe to impress a girl in church...only for you to discover that the girl no come church...




oboi see as u go de look any thing we're pass for church door, weda u go fit see her...