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PoliticsRe: Jeffrey Guterman Writes FBI To Release Tinubu’s File by Dicado: 10:41am On Apr 21, 2023
PoliticsRe: It’s Only Proper To Zone Senate Presidency To South-south — PANDEF by Dicado: 9:10am On Apr 21, 2023
FamilyRe: Men Are Afraid Of Successful Women. by Dicado: 9:02am On Apr 21, 2023
The title should have been, MEN ARE AFRAID OF TOXIC WOMEN
RTID:
“Men are afraid of successful women”

I wonder why men allowed this lie to go unchallenged for so long.

That is, they deceived so many women to believe that a man will see a woman making ground breaking achievements in her industry and be afraid of her success, instead he will go and chase one broke, unemployed and uninspiring woman.

Which successful woman in this world is single because men are afraid of her?

Watch women claim now that they know someone, not them oh. Someone.

I can tell you for free that a woman will buy Toyota Big for nothing and starts talking down on men that don’t have cars, becomes unnecessary rude to everyone around her and when people avoid her, she’ll say it’s because she’s successful.

No one is avoiding you because you are successful, they are avoiding you because of your bad attitude. There are women that are more successful than you that are happily married.

Why your own dey different?

Men are not afraid of successful women. Men are afraid of women with bad attitude, successful or not.
PoliticsRe: Where Exactly Did APC Rig The Election? by Dicado: 6:53pm On Mar 30, 2023
alanto:
There's something I don't understand about Obi and his Labour party supporters.

Where exactly did Tinubu rig the election?

Is Obi suppose to Win SW that you call afonja everyday? Or are the Muslims in Yorubaland that you called different insulting names supposed to vote you?

Is Obi supposed to win in PH of Wike, the same Wike that IPOB put bounty on his head for killing them in Oyigbo?

Is Obi supposed to win the Almajiri North that you insult and curse everyday? The same people you are killing in the SE like rats?

Tinubu lost his lagos, APC lost Osun that has PDP governor, APC lost Ganduje's Kano, El Rufai lost Kaduna, Buhari Katsina, Lawal's Yobe, Lalongs' Plateau even to LP... Whereas APC didn't get 2% votes in the whole of SE. If indeed the whole Nigeria votes the way SE did apart from their hateful utterance and action Obi will only have SE votes because North Central is still north and SS are aligning nationally, they have said it many times that they are not with SE...

So where exactly did Tinubu rig the election that labour party was supposed to win?
It's either you were at deep sleep or your village people blindfolded you.

Let me go straight to answering your question...

You asked "where?"

They rigged it "OFF POLLING UNITS". They influenced INEC to come up with a glitch story so as to aid their members to manipulate results in order to manually read it out loud, then later upload the manipulated results to the IREV.
PoliticsRe: Statistical Analysis On IREV For Rivers State Presidential Election by Dicado: 6:36pm On Mar 30, 2023
The North is the only place where their politicians can conveniently rig without trace. Majority of them aren't online like their southern brothers. That of the southern states are that pronounced due to how the residents embrace technology. However, how you'll easily know that the Northern States were rigged is after the election "IF THERE'S CELEBRATION OR NOT FOR THE WINNER". 2023 election just showed how both the north and south lost the election"NOT AGAINST APC BUT AGAINST INEC". Only INEC and their ad-hoc staffs who smiled to the bank actually celebrated their victory perhaps privately, while the whole nation went into mourning. For the first time after National election, the entire country was as quiet as a graveyard.

Shame to INEC and all supporters of this evil act.
TravelRe: Two US Army Helicopters Crash During Training, Several Feared Dead by Dicado: 6:09pm On Mar 30, 2023
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear New Hires, Stop Coming Into Organizations With Messiah Attitude. by Dicado: 6:06pm On Mar 30, 2023
Oboy keep kpaet! This no be talk. Na the organisation dey see the person wey them hire as Messiah and no be the other way round. [quote author=Rubyjade post=122166205][/quote]
PoliticsRe: An Imperfect Democracy Is Better Than A Perfect Military Dictatorship - Omokri by Dicado: 6:00pm On Mar 30, 2023
CelebritiesRe: Portable Admits To Beating Manny Monie Who Reported Him To Police by Dicado: 5:59pm On Mar 30, 2023
EBMedia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM0LpV5wD5s

Portable Admits To Beating Up His Former Signee Who Reported Him To Police



https://www.instagram.com/p/CqaTMRcNg9p/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
them resemble each other sef. You sure say no be father and son wahala be this?
PoliticsRe: DSS Raises The Alarm Over Plot To Incite Violence by Dicado: 9:53pm On Mar 25, 2023
When has DSS started producing fake news like a movie?
CrimeRe: Woman Honor-killed By Brothers Who 'doubted Her Character' by Dicado: 4:35pm On Mar 25, 2023
BetterHeadline:
In a disturbing incident , two brothers in Greater Noida murdered their sister because they doubted her character. Prima facie the case appears to be that of a suspected honour killing, reports reveal.

SOURCE
Muslims!
CrimeRe: Children Flogged And Raped For Refusing Mandatory Hijab by Dicado: 4:32pm On Mar 25, 2023
Iran? Aahh... Na them!
CrimeRe: Engineer Femi Matthew Egbeoluwa, And Wife Murdered In Their Ikeja, Lagos Home. by Dicado: 4:31pm On Mar 25, 2023
Choi! Na wa o...
RomanceRe: My Shock On My Visit To Port Harcourt City by Dicado: 4:27pm On Mar 25, 2023
Truthsoldier:
I am a progressive, and I believe in growth,development and a flow and exchange of cultures amongst people, however there are some things that seems to be overboard when doing so, and one of it is the issue of indecency in dressing amongst the women folk, I said this specifically because this is mostly a women affair..

I decided to breeze in to the south south city of Port Harcourt,the city is known for this thing of highlife,flexings and razzmatazz, so persons there try to appear classy and trendy,but I wasn't comfortable when I discovered that a major proportion of young ladies and even older ladies has shamelessly taken up the trend of wearing no bra,and even wearing clothes that reveal everything,the nipples and their undies.

It was quite disgusting to see one lady wearing such to church, I felt like going there and dragging her out,it didn't speak well,women who live in the area not minding how their body structure is just flaunt everything, even sacred things for marriage, and I see this as a moral debauchery.

I don't know if it is trend or westernization but to me it is nothing but a desecration and depreciation of sound values,women are to be known for chastity not such,I see most men enjoy such sights but it breeds perversion and rape cases...

Please women have value for yourself, you mustn't be naked to appear beautiful and classic
abeg tell them o...
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Go After Corrupt Governors, Ministers After May 29 by Dicado: 4:24pm On Mar 25, 2023
BusinessRe: CBN Instructs Banks To Open Weekends by Dicado: 4:22pm On Mar 25, 2023
PoliticsRe: INEC Result Analysis Based On Samples From IREV by Dicado: 4:18pm On Mar 25, 2023
Obinoscopy:
As a statistician, I've always believed in the powers of deductive inference based on sampling.

INEC has uploaded over 94% of the Presidential Results on the IREV Portal. Now there are people who believe that the result announced by INEC is significantly different from the result uploaded on IREV. I decided to randomly select result sheets from IREV and collate. The sample size was 314 result sheets. That sample size was gotten from an online sample size calculator. Click on this link to see my research protocol: https://www.nairaland.com/7614305/statistical-analysis-inec-result-irev

The result is very interesting.

RESULT
So after collating the result sheets from randomly selected 314 polling units, APC got a total of 15394 votes. LP got 10430 votes. NNPP got 2613 votes. And PDP got 11533 votes. So APC got the majority of votes followed by the PDP, then LP and finally NNPP.

This means INEC declaration is in tune with what's uploaded on IREV. However I noticed that the result for Rivers State is very strange. My collated result shows LP has more than 4 times the votes gotten by either APC or PDP.

So in conclusion, the IREV result is almost exactly what INEC declared. The only discrepancy is that of Rivers State. I might have to inspect that of Rivers State even further in my next analysis. But despite the Rivers State discrepancy, APC won fair and square based on the results on IREV Portal. I say this with 95% confidence.

Whether the results from IREV is authentic or not is a matter for another discuss. My focus was just to use the results I saw on the IREV Portal.
See dem! Oleku...
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Insists PVCs Have Expiration Dates, Despite INEC’s Refutal by Dicado: 10:16am On Apr 18, 2022
It's possible INEC's database has been tampered with. Either it was hacked or the storage has crashed.
PoliticsWhy Insecurity Can't End In The North Any Time Soon by Dicado(op): 10:27pm On Apr 03, 2022
Quick overview
There's actually a plan on ground.

Some of you may think that the intensed attacks going on now is a retaliation to military aggressions. Lol! The Northern terrorists know that federal power is moving away from the North (their Fulani cabal brothers pampering them) to the South (strangers) in the next elections in less than one year and two months. So, the intensed attacks are according to plan (probably an excuse to remain in power via coup, watch and listen, you'll get it right as their plans unfold. Maybe as their people is about to hand over power, a coup may occur to retain power in the hands of their pamperers, that's why the intensed attacks. This is not a prophecy, watch and listen as their plans unfold).
Review:

Comparing the North and South of Nigeria, you will see why insecurity is high in the North and low in the South.

Check this out, Southern governors go as far as forming security groups that help them work with the police to tackle insecurity for instance, OSPAC and Amotekun. While Northern leaders rely on the Federal government to pay, feed and provide security for them.

Southern Governors banned open grazing for herders and put in measures that will put them to check. Thereby limiting their infiltration into the south. Some of you may say "but IPOB is troubling the south east." True, but again, the boys are easily caught which has made their open activities to reduce. Secondly, they're not fighting to kill and kidnap just anybody as it's happening in the North and if they start doing so, you'll see how quickly they'll be tackled. For example, when IPOB started attacking police stations, it didn't last for six months when their wings were cut off but the Northern terrorists has been terrorising the North for almost a decade now. Kaduna State government once announced that they know where these bandits are and they have their phone numbers but I think they're expecting the federal government to do the job for them. The truth is, human life means nothing to the North as they would prefer to save a cow and allow their fellow human to die.

The North have two classes of individuals: the high and low class while the south have the High, middle and low class.

This means that for every group of Islamic Northern people living in any Southern part of the country; doing business or whatever, there's an Alhaji in charge of them and they always live in a particular environ. They even pay tax to their Alhajis. Anywhere they are, you can quickly hear people refer to that area as "Aboki junction" or "Aboki Square" etc. They're like that in every Southern part of the country where they exist.

Not only are the Northern terrorists from the Islamic faith, they have Alhajis sponsoring them. In fact, they serve those Alhajis with their life. Going to Mecca can quickly make you a leader or high class figure in the Nigerian Islamic faith without going through any formal training. This means that if you're not an Alhaji you fall under the low class and can be controlled by an Alhaji.

The US recently sanctioned some Northerners who have been linked to sponsoring terrorists. You will never see their faces on any wanted list either by the police, EFCC, or DSS and they won't be invited for questioning or any investigation but you will hear the arrest of anybody with the name "Chu" or "Ade" on the list of FBI within 48 hours without any investigation or invitation for questioning by the EFCC. Why Abba Kyari was arrested was because FBI came in person and requested an extradition formerly, otherwise the present Nigeria government would have paid deaf ears to it like they're doing about terrorist sponsors.

The Northern government knows the Alhajis to call and all the bandits and Boko Haram would surrender (though they're doing so already but there are many other Alhajis yet to call to bribe them in exchange of the surrender of their low class individuals terrorising the North and putting coins in their pockets).

In the South, if you hear about a major clash of two cult groups, the Southern leaders will quickly call the cult kingpins whom they're paying to quickly call them to order and provide the contact of those involved and an arrest or manhunt will be put in place.

The Northern leaders already know the root of their insecurity problem. They know it's as a result of a failed agreement with some Alhajis to populate Nigeria with their low class individuals and acquire lands for the Alhajis but no one knows the actual motives behind such a move (many thought it was to Islamise Nigeria. Not far from the truth though but I think it was for the North to gain population advantage for election purposes and suppression of the alien faithfuls but it didn't work out as they planned which is why they can't attack the terrorists and expect a win, the only solution is to negotiate with their actual commanders; Alhajis). Some of them has even said, an attack on Boko haram is an attack on the North (they know it's a false statement but that's their best way to protect their alliance with the terrorist sponsors (Alhajis).

The southern Government knows all the commanders of major militant groups in their states and it's either they negotiate with them or take them down in a short while to maintain peace within their states.

If the North really want peace in their environment, let them drag their leaders and governments into the muds to do the needful.
Please, correct me where you feel I might have got it wrong. Thanks for reading this long conspiracy theory.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is Not Actually The Cause Of Insecurity In The North (see Why) by Dicado(op): 12:20am On Dec 12, 2021
Lol , you said silly write up but still validated the write up. Please, do you know what silly actually means? It's very obvious how Fulani brains like yours do not understand a word how much more a write up?
orisa37:
Silly Write up. Google for MACBAN and you will get better FACTS INCLUDING THE NW EMIRS AND THE SULTAN CONNECTION.

ELRUFAI CONFESSED PUBLICLY THAT HE RECRUITED FULANI HERDSMEN FROM NIGER REPUBLIC.

FULANI HERDSMEN ARE TERRORISTS AND BUHARI IS BEHIND THEM-BY CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR-CNN.
PoliticsBuhari Is Not Actually The Cause Of Insecurity In The North (see Why) by Dicado(op): 10:49pm On Dec 10, 2021
Buhari is not actually the cause of Insecurity in the North. Let's look at why.

In the past, a group called Boko Haram arose in Nigeria under a Christian President. This group gained Northern supports (financially and otherwise) for burning down churches, killing only specific people (Christians) in the name of whatever they were doing.

Only that they don't read history, otherwise they would have known that the Christian God is very good at turning enemies against themselves and/or scatter those who come in one way in seven ways and until the last man (who was heavily in support of killing Christians like Shekau) falls on his own sword and die, "the insecurity in the North won't end" (get that line straight).

They were housing, clothing and even giving out their houses and an entire village to Boko harams to hold their evil meetings with the agenda of wiping out Christians from both the North and the entire Nigeria. And, to bring in their brother as president because they thought Christians has taken over Nigeria.

When they saw that their agenda was in part been fulfilled, they thought of rewarding the Christian killers with jobs and a monthly stipend for a job well done (under the disguise of amnesty). But this is where the Christian God came in.

The Christian God being a very wise man and an expert in war turned the heart of the killers against its host. This God has drawn the whole civilisations in flood and brimstones so it's not new to him and not hard for him to repeat same now. When he saw that the Boko haram terror wasn't enough or were about to be silenced, he brought up bandits. The Christian God to further confuse them, let one of their clerics to be mingling with the bandits giving them hope and encouragement to continue the killing of their brothers. Also, he let their brothers in the "House of Assembly" to handle them (the killers) with very soft hand by not giving death sentenced trials to them instead they house and fed anyone of them that is captured and lie to the public that they repented. To further confuse the masses, they ask the "other ones" to attempt a fake attack on the ones tagged"repented" (you will hear "army foiled attacks on repented bandits" but you won't hear "army foiled attacks on their on base by the same bandits"wink. Isn't this funny? They're confused and are heavily encouraging the bandits to continue in their terrorism act.

Now I heard that Northern youths are going on the streets to seek for help from THEIR PRESIDENT BROTHER. Lol! Isn't that a serious joke?

Even if someone else was the president of Nigeria, or the country was restructured to the best ever standard, the insecurity in the North can't end until they all ask the God of the Christians to forgive them. The blood of the innocents crying in the ears of God for vengeance are the main cause of Insecurity in the North. Trust me, if they use the time they're using to protest to pray for forgiveness from the Christian God, peace will come to the North in no time. Let them learn from the people of Nineveh who hearkened unto the voice of Noah and did the needful. Let them go and rebuild all the structures destroyed by Boko harams and then fast without food for three consecutive days for forgiveness over the souls that lost their lives in the hands of those Boko harams. That's the only solution. Trust me, the protest will make the matter even worse because this time around, your President Brother will be turned against you. And this will continue to occur until you ask Jesus Christ for forgiveness. A word is enough for the wise.

May God hear your prayers on your path of seeking for forgiveness... Amen!

Thanks!
Christianity EtcRe: I Am A Freemason, Feel Free To Ask Me Anything On Freemasonry by Dicado: 5:04pm On Nov 10, 2021
Well, I have two questions

1. Do they take any part of a member when he dies?

2. Can a member choose to be a member without being known by the public as a member?
LiteratureRe: Nigeria Book Publishing Companies That Offer Contract To Authors by Dicado: 3:45pm On Jul 31, 2021
Alright
FoodRe: I Saw These Leaves In A Village, They Said It Give Blood, Pls What's It's Name? by Dicado: 5:10pm On Jul 30, 2021
veecovee:
IT HAS TWO SPECIES, ONE IS PURPLE IN COLOUR WHILE THE OTHER IS GREEN.
MEANWHILE, IT TURNS THE WATER RED WHEN YOU COOK IT. SOMEBODY PLS
TELL ME THE ENGLISH NAME OF THE LEAF ... WANT TO MAKE A LITTLE RESEARCH
ABOUT IT.

THANKS.
blood of Jesus leaves
NYSCRe: A Response To 'NYSC Shouldn't Decamp Anyone During Camp Because Of Sex' by Dicado: 9:41am On Jul 29, 2021
torres89:
Oga your response is nonsense, baseless and pointless

u are only looking for cheap attention

what's wrong with two adults having sex huh

are they killing each other huh

or fighting people huh

or ain't we in a democratic system

abeg think we'll before u type
Nothing is wrong if your spouse is having sex with other people. But if mine is found guilty of such it's endgame.
CrimeRe: You Can’t Lie Anymore If You’re Caught Committing A Crime – Here’s Why by Dicado(op): 8:58am On May 27, 2021
Kingk47:
Oga Sharap and take down this post. NPF web never fit buy teargas naim wan buy truth serum. Even if it exists you cannot convict anybody based on statement made while intoxicated and call that an investigation.
See mumu. you dey show yourself.

Just peep this:
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-24371140
CrimeRe: You Can’t Lie Anymore If You’re Caught Committing A Crime – Here’s Why by Dicado(op): 8:57am On May 27, 2021
IlovePMB:
Although a variety of such substances have been tested, serious issues have been raised about their use scientifically, ethically and legally. There is currently no drug proven to cause consistent or predictable enhancement of truth-telling.[1] Subjects questioned under the influence of such substances have been found to be suggestible and their memories subject to reconstruction and fabrication. When such drugs have been used in the course of investigating civil and criminal cases, they have not been accepted by Western legal systems and legal experts as genuine investigative tools.[2] In the United States, it has been suggested that their use is a potential violation of the Fifth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution (the right to remain silent).[3][4]

Continue reading below and stop spreading false and dangerous information.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_serum
Lol! Just keep believing in the info to keep the public offline. Read this; https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/drugs-history-you-asked/what-truth-serum . You think anyone would come to tell you that it's been used on anyone? Lol! Anyway Let me not implicate myself. My brother, to find out, just go to south east, arm yourself and go to attack any police facility. Make sure you're caught and not killed in the process. If you eventually make it out, come back here and tell us your experience. Thank you!
CrimeRe: You Can’t Lie Anymore If You’re Caught Committing A Crime – Here’s Why by Dicado(op): 8:40pm On May 26, 2021
IlovePMB:
False information. Penthotal no longer manufactured. The truth serum is not a serum and does not always lead to truth.
Just chill with this https://www.aa.com.tr/en/americas/cia-sought-to-use-truth-serum-on-detainees-report/1311702 and grow up.
CrimeRe: You Can’t Lie Anymore If You’re Caught Committing A Crime – Here’s Why by Dicado(op): 8:37pm On May 26, 2021
IlovePMB:
False information. Penthotal no longer manufactured. The truth serum is not a serum and does not always lead to truth.
Lol! Keep believing that crap. The best way to keep things off the public is to deny its existence or lie about it. You're obviously a product of brainwashed.
CrimeYou Can’t Lie Anymore If You’re Caught Committing A Crime – Here’s Why by Dicado(op): 7:41pm On May 26, 2021
The rate of crime in the country has increased. However, the rate at which people say the truth once they arrive at the police station has also increased.

There is a serum called #TruthSerum.

After the #EndSars saga, the police have adopted the method of using #Truth_Serum on hardened suspects (not on just anyone only on very sensitive crime suspects which has to do with murder or terrorism). However, you know how our people abuse things. There may come a time that this serum may be used on just anybody in police custody to spill out the truth about something. The serum was already in use in some police facilities but after the #EndSars thing, it has to be circulated to almost all interrogation units in the country to lessen Police brutality. Even though some people may not like it, it has helped when used on IPOB members for investigations. However, its use on #Bokoharam/Bandits or some captured terrorists is somewhat prohibited within the police force but no one knows why. The serum has two types, one comes as an inhaler while the other as a liquid that can be applied to water or food which the suspect will consume unknowingly. The substance can be added to a handkerchief and placed on the nose of a suspect who will inhale and start saying the truth. One magic or mysterious thing about the serum is that you won’t remember what happened or what you said during the period you were under its influence (just like a dream, you said it all). Your confession will be recorded and played back to you when your eyes are clear, then you will in your right senses confess the remaining crime (or correct your crime error) that the interrogator missed asking during the period you were under the influence of the serum.

Please, stop committing a crime for it is very shameful to listen to yourself shamefully confessing to shameful evil. #Learn and stop committing a crime for the way technology is improving now, it will be impossible to lie if apprehended after committing a serious crime. Thanks to technology for social media and how quickly deadly crimes are exposed these days unlike in the past that suspects would still walk free after terorising somewhere or killing someone.

#LEARN

#Please_MOD_push_to_frontpage

This info may help stop someone about to commit a crime out there. Thanks!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power Batch C Is Politicised by Dicado: 6:15pm On Mar 16, 2021
Unless this is on the first page, you can't get the answer you seek.

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