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PoliticsRe: Keyamo Petitions Prisons Over Attempt To Sodomise Charles Okah by dickhardener: 1:23pm On Jul 31, 2013
[quote author=Yeske!]I don't get it[/quote]i seriously don't get the dude.
PoliticsRe: Oando To Build N16bn IPPs For Lagos, Abuja Airports by dickhardener: 2:46pm On Jul 15, 2013
Fazhy: Take it or leave it. This woman is working. By the way, who is the acclaimed owner of Oando?
mofe boyo and wale tinubu
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Is 38 Years Old Today! by dickhardener: 5:24pm On Jul 12, 2013
kulyie: because their brains are not better than an animals own
u are actually worse off than the myriad of folks u are insulting. U neither hv basic decorum or courtesy. U are taking a tylenol pill for someone else"s headache.
InvestmentRe: Urgent Need Of Advice On What To Invest With 2.5 Million Naira! by dickhardener: 1:08am On Jul 10, 2013
Seun: @Biafra:
Don't invest in anything you don't understand as well as you understand your closest friend. The fact that your tbills are about to expire should not be your reason for investing. You should only invest when you stumble on a great opportunity that you truly understand extremely well, which you ought to have studied for a reasonable period of time. Also, when you're reinvesting your tbills, don't invest them in a way that will cause all of them to expire at the same time, which leads to temptation.

General advice:
Invest 25% in 91 day bills, 25% in 182 day bills, and 50% in 364 day bills. While waiting for the tbills to mature, try to research as many investment opportunities as you can. Then as the money comes back to you in bits and pieces, invest a portion in things that are sound and sure which you have researched thoroughly, and reinvest the rest back into tbills. Never be in a hurry to invest. It always leads to mistakes, because the pressure to invest money quickly can cause even the most astute investor's capital to be devoured by wishful thinking. Always take your time. Better safe than sorry.
do u by any chance happen to know the interest rate of these tbills?
Business To BusinessRe: OVERSEAS?? NO TIME??? RETIRED??? NOW YOU CAN RUN A TRUCKING BUSINESS IN NIGERIA by dickhardener: 7:20am On Jul 05, 2013
HOISTER: THE TRUCKING INDUSTRY IN NIGERIA IS ONE OF THE LARGEST IN AFRICA

GROWTH AND GENERAL OPERATIONS ARE HOWEVER SEVERLY HAMPERED BY SOME COUNTRY SPECIFIC ISSUES LIKE

1. POOR OR NON-EXISTENT ROAD INFRASTRACTURE

2. DAILY MULTIPLE TAXATION

3. THEFT AND DISHONEST BEHAVIOUR

4. RECKLESS DRIVING BY UNQUALIFIED DRIVERS

5. FAKE AND SUBSTANDARD PARTS IN THE MARKET

JUST TO MENTION A FEW!

THE GOOD THING HOWEVER, IS THE CASH!!

UNLESS YOU HAVE THE TIME TO MANAGE ALL YOUR TRUCKS, YOU WILL NEED SOMEONE TO DO THE DAILY RUNING AROUND, GETTING JOBS, RECEIVING PAYMENTS,TAKING CARE OF DRIVER AND TRUCK

WITH A GOOD TRUCK(S)UNDER EXPERIENCED SUPERVISORS/MANAGERS YOUR TRUCK IS ALMOST GUARANTEED GOOD WORK ALL YEAR ROUND. REALISTIC ESTIMATES WOULD DEPEND ON TRUCK SPEC, CONTIDION AND LOCATION

THIS ARRANGEMENT WITH SUPERVISORS/MANAGERS EXPOSES A TRUCK OWNER LEAVING ABROAD OR WITH LITTLE TIME TO ENOURMOUS RISKS LIKE:

1) MISAPPROPRATION OF FUNDS

2) FALSE FINANCIAL DECLARATIONS

3) OUTRIGHT THEFT

4) LOSS OF PROPERTY

TO MENTION BUT A FEW!!!

DISHONEST AND CRIMINALLY INCLINED 'TRUCK SUPERVISOR/MANAGERS' DETEST THE SYSTEM I HAVE DEVELOPED

I CURRENTLY OWN 15 30TONNE MACK TRUCKS WORKING IN THE SHAGAMU- AJEBO- OBAFEMI AREA OF OGUN STATE

BORNE OUT OF NEED AND NECCESSITY, I HAVE DEVELOPED A MANAGEMENT SYSTEM THAT MAKES USE OF EXISTING TECHNOLOGY TO DELIVER PEACE OF MIND.

INSTALLING A TRACKING DEVICE ON YOUR TRUCK IS A MUST IN NIGERIA FOR SEVERAL REASONS. HAVING A TRACKER IS GOOD, ONLY THAT IT DOESN'T GIVE A NAIRA AND KOBO VIEW OF THE MOVEMENTS OF YOUR TRUCK.

MY SYSTEM CAN STRIP THE TRACKER INFORMATION BACK SEVERAL LAYERS TO EXTRACT DATA THAT IS TRASLATED INTO NAIRA AND KOBO SIMPLE!!!

EVERY MONTH THE SYSTEM GENERATES A NET PROFIT/LOSS STATEMENT BASED ON THE MOVEMENTS AND RECORDED ACTIVITIES OF EVERY TRUCK.

MY SUPERVISOR
/MANAGER SENDS HIS OWN REPORT TO ME

I COMPARE THE TWO AND SEEK CLARIFICATIONS FOR DEFERRENCES AND DISCREPANCIES

THE CATCH IS THAT EVERY NAIRA AND KOBO IS CLINICALLY LOGGED BY MY SYSTEM LEAVING LITTLE ROOM FOR MISAPPROPRIATION AND MISREPRESENTATIONS.

A FAIR NUMBER OF INDIVIDUALS AND HAULAGE COMPANIES NOW RELY SOLELY ON MY SYSTEM TO GIVE THEM THE BIG BROTHER VIEW OF THEIR TRUCKING BUSINESS.

JUST HAVING A TRACKING DEVICE AND SOFTWARE INSTALLED IS GOOD, BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!![/b]

STAY AHEAD OF THE PACK!!![b]

HOISTER TRACK
TRACKER MANAGEMENT SYSTEM

STEP1: GENERATE NET PROFIT REPORTS FROM EXISTING TRACKER

STEP2: COMPARE GENERATED REPORTS WITH ACTUAL FINANCIAL REPORT

STEP3: RECONCILE DIFFERENCES

STEP4: CHECK AND CONTROL FACTORS

THIS TRACKER MANAGEMENT SYSTEM IS 100% DEVELOPED AND TESTED IN NIGERIA

[b]OVER 500 TRUCKS NOW USE HOISTER TRACK
AS A RELIABLE AND EFFECTIVE WAY TO MAKE FINANCIAL SENSE OF AVAILABLE TRACKER INFORMATION.

THE SYSTEM HAS BEEN KNOWN TO DRASTICALLY HELP IN REDUCING THEFT AND DISHONEST BEHAVIOUR

HOISTER TRACK TAKES A LOT OF PAIN OUT OF YOUR TRUCKING BUSINESS, SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON MAXIMIZING RETURNS.

BE SMART!

HAUL WITHOUT TEARS!!!

HOISTER TRACK REALLY WORKS!

NEED MORE INFO?
CONTACT

hoister.track@gmail.com

Tel: 081-6125- 0130[sup][/sup]
does ur system tell when a tire is swaped or an injector is sold and a broken one placed in lieu of your original one. i'm curious chief...update pls
PoliticsRe: 15 Boko-Haram Suspects Arrested In Lagos by dickhardener: 10:33am On Jun 28, 2013
alfaSSS: Old enough to make your mama come.
no be small thing o
PoliticsRe: 15 Boko-Haram Suspects Arrested In Lagos by dickhardener: 10:29am On Jun 28, 2013
alfaSSS: As real as they come. Agent of Satan. Unjustly banned bY Afam4Neva.
no offiieense. How old r youhuh
PoliticsRe: 15 Boko-Haram Suspects Arrested In Lagos by dickhardener: 10:24am On Jun 28, 2013
Is dis alfa guy for real grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: South-African Girls Arrested For Having Nigerian Friends by dickhardener: 10:05am On Jun 28, 2013
profstar: I guess you must be a southafrican living in Nigeria, that why you could insult us on our forum, somebody give me the house address of this motherf*cker, so that i can come with my uncle's police uniform and beat the hell out of you, then you'll have a tip of what Nigerians are going through
peurile and infantile.
CrimeRe: Ex-Policeman Trailed Over Attempt To Murder Wife by dickhardener: 9:55am On Jun 21, 2013
[quote author=Oildichotomy^]Killing is the best business idea currently. A good business plan well drafted with practical vision and mission. One can start reaping billions in a country where life is the cheapest thing after air. KILLING Company plc
Mission: Reducing the population as quick as possible
Vision: Life is cheap- Nigeria Population should be 50 million by 2025
Project: Rituals, assasination plots, poisoning, bombings, butchering,etc tactics to be employed
INTERNs needed
Qualifications: Evil MIND is the valuable asset..previous killing experience will be an added advantage
Send Email to killingplc@evilmind.com[/quote]This Marijuana is damn effective. grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Ex-Policeman Trailed Over Attempt To Murder Wife by dickhardener: 9:53am On Jun 21, 2013
Policewoman: Wickedness of the highest order. He must be caught, punished and dismissed ASAP.
You no see where dem talk say na EXhuh?
CrimeRe: Ex-Policeman Trailed Over Attempt To Murder Wife by dickhardener: 9:44am On Jun 21, 2013
Very babaric. What i deduce from this story is the husband got mad and jealous realising she dumped the kids in the village and perhaps grooving another man. Selfish husband. You dey groove you no want make she groove
Foreign AffairsRe: North-Korea Prepares Rockets To Target USA by dickhardener: 4:58pm On Mar 29, 2013
bookface: Bro Paul, it's almost one hour past your meds time. This is why you need to set the alarm.
fu*ck u grin grin grin i was begining to question his sanity too.
Foreign AffairsRe: North-Korea Prepares Rockets To Target USA by dickhardener: 4:22pm On Mar 29, 2013
Ozonna: Even in BRICS, US have more allies than China and Russia. Brazil, India and SA are all western allies.

I don't see US going down economically in Ϯh℮ next 100years. I'm not an economist, maybe Oga Manny can help out here but US will still be Ϯh℮ world power in Ϯh℮ forseeable future.
bro your analogy is grossly misguided. Pls kindly review cap28"s piece right above ur post.
Foreign AffairsRe: North-Korea Prepares Rockets To Target USA by dickhardener: 4:09pm On Mar 29, 2013
ebdib: I got off the boat?

Haha funniest line ever..... Which I'll ignore
But more importantly though I find it perplexing that any decent human being would support a nuclear war because of petty anti Americanism
these efforts ain't getting u no american visa dude. It's crystal u aren't cognizant of the imperialism and western oligarch bullying rife world over aimed at undermining the soveriegnity of small independent states. China on the other hand concretizes it's economic ties and credit facilities with giant economies and mushroom economies void of local polical intrusions. I believe in countries exercising mutual respect and not a show of constant imperialistic supremacy
Foreign AffairsRe: North-Korea Prepares Rockets To Target USA by dickhardener: 3:53pm On Mar 29, 2013
shymexx: How do you know this and are you more western than mehuh You probably got off the boat a few secs ago yet you know more about the west than I do, no?? Perhaps, I need to get a camcorder and go ask people on the road what they think about the yanks and their never ending bullying of little countries everywhere...

Tired of stupid wars - tell the yanks to go home and go fix their economy!!
Got off the boat....... grin grin grin... that was hard man... Really hard
Foreign AffairsRe: North-Korea Prepares Rockets To Target USA by dickhardener: 3:45pm On Mar 29, 2013
Laalamed: another world power in your dream. from bible prophesy anglo-america is last world power. forget china the.ir fall will worse than soviet union.north and south koreans are divided by political ideology. it think if north is ready for peace south is always ready.
This is rather slow....very slow
Foreign AffairsRe: North-Korea Prepares Rockets To Target USA by dickhardener: 3:39pm On Mar 29, 2013
bookface: Most of you don't understand the nature of US debts.

The US government is owning the majority of it's debt to guess who? The Federeal Reserve! Most of the US government debt is owed to the US government!

You would be surprised what printing powers Uncle Sam owns when the US is actually at War. Not only does the US president have the ability to declare states of emergency and implement unpopular economics- like printing a 5 trillion dollar coin - it can do so without the approval of congress in a state of war. Although technically, attacking North Korea will not be seen as US being in a state of war, but this is just to give you a context.

Additionally, the US can choose to deliberately devalue it's currency, meaning the 3trillion dollars owed to the Chinese would only be worth a few thousand quid. Guess who would lose?

China cannot simply "want out of dollar". The dollar is a global language! It's a benchmark currency! All commodities are priced in US dollar terms. When the US lost its prized triple A ratings, there's a reason investors still consider it as a safe haven! It's simple, if you are not using the dollar, what else would you use?
Every global language is subject to change at a juncture. Power can never be eternally monopolised by a sole subject. This is inevitable young man.
RomanceRe: Do You Feel Comfortable With Your Friend Dating Your Sibling? by dickhardener: 6:01pm On Mar 28, 2013
fuckluv: If she's a good girl, naught wrong with it.
your moniker speaks volume. Who put u thru all the heart-wrenching mess?
RomanceRe: Using CCTV Because Of Infidelity, Is It Right? by dickhardener: 2:49pm On Mar 28, 2013
Eneze1: seconded. @op hw will you feel if your wife do the same
i wouldn't feel bad. I would take it she's being protective of me.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lies We Need To Stop Telling Each Other by dickhardener: 5:28pm On Mar 26, 2013
israel007: We should stop saying

1. we have read and understood the terms and conditions

2. I'm fine when you are not.

3. I hate him when clearly all you await is a smile

4. I know Uti is gay when clearly you have no clue as to how the innocent guy sleeps ànd wakes up.

5. ....
uti nice to meet u. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Where Did I Go Wrong Here?- A True Life Story by dickhardener: 11:07am On Mar 26, 2013
Like seriously....front page. Like some papa ajasco tabloid
PoliticsRe: Edwin Clark Marries Abisola Akindeko In Lagos by dickhardener: 10:54am On Mar 26, 2013
djosh4: A man is never ugly
i tell u. Smh for these little boys studying manuals and gigantic handouts on 10 ways to love a woman. 30 tips to be a good husband. The only tip existent is be wealthy and sane.
PoliticsRe: A Kenyan's Tribute To Chinua Achebe by dickhardener: 4:11am On Mar 26, 2013
Nigerians and their archaic mentality. Clannish conflicts is simply crude and for staunch locals period!!!! Folks with a sophisticated and suave mindset do not engage in lousy ethno-social brouhahas as shown here.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid To Return To EME by dickhardener: 1:50am On Mar 26, 2013
I love harmony
FamilyRe: Ladies How Do You Manage Loose Vagina by dickhardener: 4:48am On Mar 23, 2013
motunmyde: I realized after having 2 to 3 kids,women tends to have loose vagina. What do you do to get back that tight vagina so as to keep enjoying intimacy with your husband. Some women are dying in silence due to this. Let's discuss ladies.
birthing is rarely a reason for a konga kind of punni. It has more to do with multiple kondos...
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by dickhardener:
[quote author=♚ƒԐLis-c∆tus]In every single post you make?
Is it not too much?[/quote]even when it is sexually related she'll write it. It is begining to sound hypocritical
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is The Second Fastest Market For Champagne - N41bn Spent by dickhardener: 10:55pm On Mar 22, 2013
Abeg d drink they make person see jesus?
PoliticsRe: Prof Chinua Achebe Is Dead! by dickhardener: 10:19am On Mar 22, 2013
[quote author=~Bluetooth]The tribalistic bast'a'rd finally drops dead to meet ojuku in hell.



I hope the devil fu'c'k your ibotic blackass ![/quote]Sometimes i doubt ur education claims and offshore exposure. Your psyche has being riddled with.......seriously i don't know what to say. I am neither igbo nor yoruba, but this is just disgusting, puerile and very local

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