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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by dickhardener: 4:14pm On Jul 07, 2015
sandrannna:
Shebi u sha dn't luv her? U don chop wetin u wan chop.

"As for me i see her as worthless and only use her to quench konji"

dats d most pernicious statement ever directed to the opposite sex.

Unfortunately, many relationships are built on dat statement and d silly girls won't know it. When i tell u to desist from pre-marital sex, shebi u will nt hear? Dats d consequence. Why giving him the apple he is nt entitled to eat? Let him pay ur dowry, do the wedding b4 u gv him d cookie.

ladies, abstain from pre-marital sex, it will pay u.


Op, u r silly.
Which kain yeye cookie? Abeg make I hear word, cookie with 264,000 miles

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Romance / Re: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by dickhardener: 9:22am On Jul 07, 2015
drake99:
do you think handsomeness can do better in getting a nigerian girl more than money
YES I totally think and know so sir
Career / Re: About Relocating To Nigeria From The United States by dickhardener: 4:01pm On Jun 16, 2015
lestat:
Get away!!! maybe you have committed a crime bloody funcle!!!! Who in his or her right mind will come back to this cesspit of evil?!!! except a pedophile or criminal!!! because all pedophiles know here is a haven for child molesters!!! SEE NEVER IN YOUR USELESS LIFE COME HERE AND POST SUCH NONSENSE AGAIN!!!! YES I AM ANGRY BECAUSE I JUST READ HOW MUCH CLOTHING ALLOWANCES THE LAW MAKERS ARE GETTING NEXT WEEK SO I AM TAKING IT OUT ON YOU!!!!!
RUBBISH POST!!!! IF YOU WANT TO ESCAPE THE AMERICAN POLICE BETTER GO ELSE WHERE THAN RETURN HERE UNGRATEFUL GOAT!!!! NONSENSE !!!!!! angry angry
A scallywag
Career / Re: About Relocating To Nigeria From The United States by dickhardener: 3:48pm On Jun 16, 2015
I am actually finalizing a similar move today.
Politics / Re: Saraki And Lovely Wife Toyin In Cheerful Mood (photos) by dickhardener: 5:19am On Jun 11, 2015
kilode100:



Who slimfit don help?
grin grin grin grin @ profile pic
Family / Re: Please Save Me From Myself, My Husband Cheated On Me, I Tried To Kill Myself by dickhardener: 5:04pm On Jun 03, 2015
chowlade:
Do it back to him. dont let him have a clue dat u did it
dunce
Family / Re: He Is Confused And Urgently Needs Your Advice by dickhardener: 6:54am On Jun 03, 2015
Which kain Tory be dis What exactly is your point?
Family / Re: I'm In Shock!!!!! by dickhardener: 6:46am On Jun 03, 2015
SAMBARRY:
pray for your self first before you remember me. Your prayers are more important for your mental development than me



next
you sound like a daft... Just saying though, no offense.

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Family / Re: My Life Is In Danger! Must Read by dickhardener: 6:39am On Jun 03, 2015
I fear who doesn't fear women.
Family / Re: Which Is The Real Baby? by dickhardener: 6:36am On Jun 03, 2015
10 is the real baby
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by dickhardener: 12:26pm On Jun 01, 2015
UkwuNnu:


Are u really sure u have this for sale? Or just joking about?
i actually have a whole lot more, but you have neither quoted a price or dropped you contact
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by dickhardener: 4:11pm On May 29, 2015
UkwuNnu:


Where are you located and what is your rate?

Reply soon pls
Lagos, how much will you pay for a dollar
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by dickhardener: 3:58am On May 29, 2015
david22uu:


What's ur rate
Can you honestly tell me how much the dollar is to a naira today at the black market? Tnx bro
Business / Re: Help!!! Nairalanders,urgent Need Of A Loan Of 200k, I Have Colateral by dickhardener: 8:38pm On May 28, 2015
Do you have a car as collateral ?
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by dickhardener: 7:06pm On May 28, 2015
I have $9000 for sale. Anyone interested, only serious inquiries please
Politics / Re: Why NAFDAC Shuts Down Chocolat Royal, Cool, Wazobia FM Chairman On The Run by dickhardener: 3:26am On May 28, 2015
1billion naira worth of foodstuffs in three 40ft containers. Na wa oooo. Which kain dirty lie be dis good job though... Kudos nafdac

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Most Beautiful Daughters Of African Presidents With Photos by dickhardener: 1:43am On May 26, 2015
keffekul:
they are all lukn gud....tank God am also lukn gud and fresh too
grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Most Beautiful Daughters Of African Presidents With Photos by dickhardener: 1:41am On May 26, 2015
cheekilicious:
Beautiful ladies buh dat ange's neck is long o grin
that is actually a yardstick for determining true beauty

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Family / Re: Man In Court, Says Wife Must Refund N1.4 Million He Spent To Marry Her by dickhardener: 1:03pm On May 15, 2015
fabela:
igbo kwenu!! lol
shebi since u marry am u neva chop am
you guys make this sex thing on a woman's part look like it's one hell of an afflicting agony. So bloody annoying
Crime / Re: Driver, Conductor Pelt Policemen With Faeces by dickhardener: 3:45pm On May 06, 2015
Nigeria is a Jungle grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Guys, Some Facts About Nigerian Babes by dickhardener: 11:02pm On May 03, 2015
humilitypays:
@poster, you are wrong in some, but you tried, lol.

Let me add mine.

Igbo Girls:
Sure they love money and place financial status of a guy as first priority before accepting him.

If you want to have plenty Igbo girls die for your matter, then try acquire a very pretty luxury car and you are their dream man.

Though this also applies to majority of Nigerian girls, but Igbo girls take it more serious.

If you want an Igbo girl to love you die, always form Americana, don't ever speak Igbo to her...learn to speak Queens English with fake British accent and always do like you don't shiitgringrin

Igbo girls are very faithful in marriage, and hardly seek for divorce except its an extreme situation that their family can't fix.

Generally, Igbo girls believe that what defines a man is how much he has in his bank account....and I think the igbo society at large helped shape their mentality this way.

Though there are some exception to the general rule.

Having a child out of wedlock is a big taboo to an igbo girl, she will rather abort the baby than keep it.

An igbo girl will rather die single than be your second wife, except you are super-rich!

Be ready to spend on her and impress her igbo friends.

Yoruba Girls:
They aren't so concerned about financial status of the guy...they don't worry their boyfriend a lot about money.

If you want to win the heart of a Yoruba girl, learn how to speak Yoruba or else Tunde or Wale will soon snatch her away from you.

They love their Yoruba guys too muchgringrin

But in marriage, Yoruba girls are more likely to be unfaithful, though not all. But most don't see marital infidelity as a big deal and they can divorce easily if their hubby mess up, courtesy of the fact that a Yoruba girl still have right of her father's properties just like the guys.

Having child out of wedlock isn't a big deal for a Yoruba girl; she will rather keep the pregnancy than abort it.

They don't usually choose a man based on how much he has...though the recent Yoruba girls have changed, now love money pass Naija politiciansgrin

A single yoruba lady above 30yrs don't mind being your 2nd or 3rd wife if you are very rich, popular and you must be a Yoruba guy too.

Hausa/Fulani:
Marriage like you said is their top priority.

They are quiet and can accommodate their man marrying more than one wife so long as the man can be able to supply all their financial needs.

You dare not think of marrying or even dating an elite Hausa/Fulani girl if your family isn't known or you aren't financially loaded.

Religion matters to Hausa/Fulani girls....you won't get most of them if you aren't Muslim and from a popular family.

Calabar/Akwa Ibom Girls:
They are hardworking....don't put money first. Due to the fact that most of their men are playboys, love fun and entertainment more than any other thing, these group of ladies have few eligible bachelors from their tribe to choose from, so they tend to love any serious man in their life with all their heart.

They will cook good food for the man, satisfy his emotionally too; so I heard.

But don't dump her for another girl if you have once promised her marriage.

Warri Girls:
They are very loud...love fun and party more than any other thing.

If you are drinking garri, she won't mind so long as you are good at partying, cracking jokes and doing street gangster.

Don't dare cheat on her!

Bini Girls:
They love money like mad, but hey, they know that you can't provide the amount of money they need so they usually have one older foreign guy- oyimbo who pays the bills for you.

Be ready to ignore her runz relationship with white guys and focus on the gains you will get from her and you are good to go.

Due to the nature of the runz they do, they tend to be more fetish than other tribes.

So you must be cautious too, and be ready to travel out on her sponsorship, but before you accept, make sure you won't Bleep her up or else she will use jazz to remote control your life from Naijagrin

Bini girl don't care if you are cheating or not. If you like have 3 other girlfriends...she doesn't care much about that...but make sure you are at her call whenever she needs you.

I'm done for nowgringrin
You deserve a medal. Absolutely CORRECT.

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Politics / Re: Check Out A Nigerian Reply To Atiku Abubakars Tweet..(photo) by dickhardener: 2:20am On May 02, 2015
mistypiper:
Some people thinks the guy get liver, abi COD liver oil? I think he is just dumb and disrespectful to the stateman , Atiku's death won't get him anywhere. Why wish him death.

Even the worst leaders have been laid to rest and here we are o. still dey queue to buy 200/Ltr PMS.

Autos / Re: CALL FOR ALL YOUR CLEARING JOBS VIA TINCAN ISLAND AND APAPA by dickhardener: 10:20am On Apr 21, 2015
oliverjiad:
uve gotten a mail sir,also what's. The shipping line

Regards

Jaid
Check your mail
Autos / Re: 2010 Porsche Panamera ####15million by dickhardener: 5:04am On Apr 21, 2015
A couple more pictures

Autos / 2010 Porsche Panamera ####15million by dickhardener: 4:59am On Apr 21, 2015
Super clean Low Miles 2010 Panamera for sale
Asking 15mill

Autos / Re: CALL FOR ALL YOUR CLEARING JOBS VIA TINCAN ISLAND AND APAPA by dickhardener: 4:46am On Apr 21, 2015
How much to clear 2015 Camry and 2015 Honda Accord, 2015 Avalon and 2015 Corolla. Email me at johnsonbar50@yahoo.com
Crime / Re: Girl Kills Herself In Delta After Her Fiancé Wedded Another Girl In Lagos by dickhardener: 11:59pm On Apr 15, 2015
Lilimax:
What for angry?
Why should you kill yourself cos a man did not marry you undecided?.
The best thing to do is to pick up yourself and continue with your life. You may not know what God
has averted for you in the future by that singular act.

No man is worth dying for embarassed

Properties / Re: Need Help On Building Cost And Sale!!! by dickhardener: 1:42pm On Apr 15, 2015
Ding
Properties / Re: A Plot Of Land For Sale At Elebu Ibadan @ 1.3m by dickhardener: 8:24am On Apr 15, 2015
975k
Properties / Need Help On Building Cost And Sale!!! by dickhardener: 7:57am On Apr 15, 2015
I believe there are folks here with a robust expertise on property consulting. Kindly help out here. How much will it cost on an average to build a very decent 3 bedroom duplex or townhouse style in the Ajah area. As close to specifics will be appreciated. I also understand cost of land varies with respect to neighborhoods, the least expensive neighborhood will suffice. How much will this proposed house sell for upon completion and most importantly, from your wealth of knowledge what is the time window for sale? Keep answers coming Sirs and Ma. I desperately need this info prior to relocating.

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