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InvestmentRe: Weighing My Options.....please Help by DICKstractor: 12:31am On Jul 31, 2020
Flee

I'm no prophet but I see tears rolling down your eyes after a week of investment
CrimeRe: 37 Yrs Old Woman Staged Her Kidnap To Test Her Sister's Love. by DICKstractor: 12:24am On Jul 31, 2020
What kind of kingpins will kidnap someone and request for 20k... 20 fvcking Ks. Is that not waste of crime/sin?. This is definitely hunger/poverty and not test of love


She's still 37years. She have 3 more years to go before she becomes a fool forever
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Navy To Get Hypersonic Nuclear Weapons: Putin by DICKstractor: 12:14am On Jul 31, 2020
Russia and weapon

If these weapons are used in fighting invading aliens or other things/creatures that pose a treat to human existence, it would have been justifiable but man keep producing weapons to kill another man. Why can't we just tolerate each other and live in peace.

Weopons don't kill man. Man kill man

We live in a dog eat dog world
RomanceRe: Man Dies In My Shop After Loosing 49 Million PHOTOS by DICKstractor: 12:02am On Jul 31, 2020
falcon01:
what the fúck is he doing with 49 million photos?
Lol

you funny o... Op used caplock to differentiate the main caption and the photo

Nice sense of humor though. Only a few will understand what you did there
PetsRe: 14-Year-Old Indonesian Girl Has Six Pythons As Pets (Photos) by DICKstractor:
You are joking with lala only source of protein


What's so special about this ftc that people can kill to possess?
PoliticsRe: 7 People Killed By Projectiles In Maiduguri by DICKstractor: 11:39pm On Jul 30, 2020
This country ain't save no more

Bomb blast everywhere

From what I see in movies, bombs ain't no child's play. It can tear someone into pieces. Imagine it in a close range

Too much R. I. P this year. Here we go again

R. I. P to the lost souls. May you find peace where ever you are...
PoliticsRe: Hon. Okafor Builds Modern Toilet Facility For Nnewi Market After Yrs Without Any by DICKstractor: 11:32pm On Jul 30, 2020
Giving back to the society is a very good thing to do...

30years without toilet in a market as big as that... wow. I hope the practice a maintenance culture because that's what public toilets lack in these part of the world

Those living around there, be mindful of how you enter nearby bushes before you step on something sacred
CrimeRe: Ugandan Man Jailed For Killing Rare Silverback Mountain Gorilla by DICKstractor: 11:20pm On Jul 30, 2020
You entered a conservation park illegally and killed a gorilla, and you trying to justify your murder by saying it's safe defense... wtf

But is the sentence not too extreme and harsh?... what do I know sef...

Animal right activist, nairaland chapter will masturbate on this thread

I still don't know why some species like these gorillas are going on extinct. Are there no females in their troops for reproduction or are their males not capable of impregnating them?... I guess their mortality rate supercedes their natality rate

Funny enough, these gorillas don't know that they are going on extinct. If not they would have taken matters into their hands
SportsRe: Frank Onyeka Voted Player Of The Season In Denmark by DICKstractor: 10:58am On Jul 30, 2020
Nigerians making wave every where
RomanceRe: Men, If This Is The Brideprice To Pay For The Love Of Your Life, Will You Pay? by DICKstractor: 10:52am On Jul 30, 2020
For someone who you ain't sure if you will still be together with in the next 2 years?
CrimeRe: Husband Beats Pregnant Wife To Death In Akure by DICKstractor: 10:43am On Jul 30, 2020
The man killed two beings with one beat

The days of our fore fathers, they disciplined their wife by rejecting their food... In this case, I don't even know who is at fault but all I know is that the man must face the law...


But in this century, before you plan on getting married, you will have to learn martial art to defend yourself

Marriage this days is too toxic...
CrimeRe: Lady Chained To Pillar For 10 Hours By Husband Rescued In Ebonyi by DICKstractor: 10:40am On Jul 30, 2020
As the saying goes "men are the pillars of the Family"

So she is literally chained to her husband
RomanceRe: What Do Men Find Attractive In Women? by DICKstractor: 10:36am On Jul 30, 2020
|smiley
EducationRe: FG Fixes NECO Examinations And National Common Entrance Examinations For October by DICKstractor: 10:30am On Jul 30, 2020
What happens to higher institutions
CareerRe: Gbadebo Richard: UNIBADAN Student Dies In A Soap-Making Machine In Ibadan by DICKstractor:
damn!!!

what happens in Hollywood is just playing out

There are 1000 and 1 ways to die but this means is too extreme

Such a young vibrant niggur with a bright future just wasted

Rip niggur...

Make peace with your maker and everybody around you because tomorrow is not certain...
SportsRe: 3 Nigerian Footballers Who Have Won The Premier League Player Of The Month Award by DICKstractor: 10:24am On Jul 30, 2020
Wake me up when a Nigerian wins a balon d'or. We have alot of qualities home and abroad to win things like that
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of NDDC Abandoned Projects by Hon Nicholas Mutu In Delta State by DICKstractor: 10:18am On Jul 30, 2020
Below ladies and gentlemen, a rare picture of the condition Nigeria of Nigeria

The money for this project have been siphoned.
I won't be surprised if in their archive, this project have been documented to have been completed
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Man Jailed For Attempting To Acquire Voter Card In Ghana by DICKstractor: 10:14am On Jul 30, 2020
But in Nigeria, people from Niger, cotonou, Togo, Chad, Cameron all have voters card here...

Do we even keep record of foreigners in Nigeria?

Anything goes here
HealthRe: American Epidemiology Professor Backs African Doctor's Claims On Covid19 Vaccine by DICKstractor: 9:57pm On Jul 29, 2020
More chemical reactions expected

I'm not a medical expert or a scientist, let me give space for them to fight so that I can watch...

But why is our home based profs not reacting or didn't they study this part of science that treat virus?... na to fail students they Sabi. I know all of them Don buy complete protective kit; nose mask, and face shield and others
FamilyRe: Men Should Accept False Rape Charges Against Them - Canadian Activist by DICKstractor: 9:27pm On Jul 29, 2020
Another mad feminist on the loose
Foreign AffairsRe: Egyptian Girls Sentenced To 2 Years Imprisonment Over Tiktok Dance Videos by DICKstractor: 8:57pm On Jul 29, 2020
Ihatemumu:
Nobody holy pass...
I won't be surprise the judge is a VIP member of Xvideos
True but nobody is a thief until caught in the act
CareerRe: Juju Scare: Should I Quit My Job? by DICKstractor: 10:15am On Jul 29, 2020
Hey man, keep that job. You were just at the right place at the wrong time. Accident can happen to anybody at anytime. That's why it's called accident (unplanned event). There are some people that have accident almost everyday.

You can only quit your job if you know you can survive without it which I doubt in the state of the world right now

And for your colleagues, they don't owe you any sympathy. If the come to visit you or not, you ain't entitled to any. Try to be a professional and expect nothing from nobody. Don't add emotions to your work. They definitely don't mix together well

I wish you quick recovery.
RomanceRe: Guys Should Have Low Tolerance For TIME WASTERS. by DICKstractor: 10:07am On Jul 29, 2020
I learnt this in the hard way

I had to crack my brain every week to compose poems and other rubbish to get this girl but she no click. She'll tell me "I like you but I'm not ready to date"... I just kukuma leave the girl.

Any girl wey gimme tough time, I leave am for the next.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Have You Ever Had Sex On A First Day? by DICKstractor: 10:03am On Jul 29, 2020
All the first date I had was always in my house. I can't miss out on the main specie of first date.

So if you asking about sex on first date, you have my answer
CrimeRe: Prison Where Inmates Can Be Killed Fighting For Mattress by DICKstractor: 10:00am On Jul 29, 2020
An inmate that kills a fellow inmate, will he be taken to court again
BusinessRe: Access Bank Excites Female Smes Across Africa With Womenpreneur Pitch-a-ton by DICKstractor: 9:56am On Jul 29, 2020
In as much as this is commendable, na we go still pay for am.

No be ass-sex bank again
SportsRe: Bournemouth Consider Legal Action After Goal-Line Technology Error Relegate Them by DICKstractor: 7:02am On Jul 29, 2020
That was one one of the controversial moments in the premier league this season.

That was a clear goal but was denied. I was like wtf...

They should sue the company. They can't just get relegated like that at least let them cash out big time.

I still wonder when bournemouth will come out of relegation. Championship is not a child's play. It's more competitive than Ligue 1, Seria A and Bundesliga combined
HealthRe: Social Media Deleting Professional Findings Of Doctors? by DICKstractor: 6:58am On Jul 29, 2020
Let's sit and watch how things get unfolded
RomanceRe: Is He Right Or Wrong To Suspect His Wife? by DICKstractor: 10:40pm On Jul 28, 2020
He's right to suspect because those hoes ain't loyal

But this your Bobo suppose be FBI agent o. Your Bobo Don measure and record the circumference and radius of his wife toto.

I cut cap for am
RomanceRe: Lady Breaks Down In Tears As The Man She Rejected Finds True Love by DICKstractor:
women get too much problem.

That's how one of them said "There is a guy in her life that she can't date but don't want the guy to date date any girl too"

Ladies are too complicated

Na even twitter story. That bird app get too much lie mongers
CrimeRe: Father, Antonio Hicks Sr. Lost Temper; Beats Son To Death (photos) by DICKstractor: 10:24pm On Jul 28, 2020
Some people are not worth to be human beings.
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This deadbeat father might be high on some expired shiii when he committed this murder because I don't see someone in his right sense doing this kind of stuff
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I don't know who tagged humans higher animals because you can never see a goat doing this to its kid or even a rat doing anything close to this.
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#spits
HealthRe: Dr Emeka Okorocha & Ikenna Ihim Tackle The Challenges Of Minorities In Medicine by DICKstractor: 7:03pm On Jul 28, 2020
Igbo Amaka

Nigeria Amaka

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