Travel › Re: Jupiter And Saturn Comes Close To The Moon And Easily Visible With Naked Eyes by DICKstractor: 1:12pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
The beauty of nature |
Family › Re: What's The Highest Amount Of Money You Have Received From Your Parents ? by DICKstractor: 1:09pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
Brownhypo: Is 5k the highest your parents have given you ? My school fees 50 thousand  |
Education › Re: Grasses Outgrows University Of Calabar Due To Lockdown(photos) by DICKstractor: 1:04pm On Aug 02, 2020*. Modified: 9:47pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
Is this the new trend now?
Before the competition was comparism between schools with the best architectural structures and environment
Now, it's about overgrown grasses
We already have that of Benue state university and calabar. I'm expecting more. So you guys should keep it coming
Brace up fellow comrades, we are in for a long thing |
Romance › Re: Read How I Got Arrested Because Of A Lady I Met On Facebook by DICKstractor: 1:02pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
Hallelujah somebody
Our brother; Rotjijatau escaped from the shackles of a hoe
Go and sin no more and spread the gospel |
Family › Re: What's The Highest Amount Of Money You Have Received From Your Parents ? by DICKstractor: 12:58pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
Apart from my school fees
I get 5k every month for my upkeep in school |
Family › Re: Jubilations As Nigerian Lady Welcomes Triplets After 17 Years Of Childlessness by DICKstractor: 7:32am On Aug 02, 2020 |
As far as there are enough resources to take care of those cuties, I'm happy for them |
Career › Re: I'm About To Quit My Job, Will The Decision Favour Me? by DICKstractor: 7:26am On Aug 02, 2020 |
Are you leaving because you were transferred to a new department to start from the ground level?
OR
You are living because your boss sees himself as a demigod who never appreciate you inputs and dedication to the work?
OR
You are living because there will be a cut in your salary from the new department you were transferred to?
OR
You just don't love the new job and it won't Favour you anymore?
Answer this questions and you will get what you looking for |
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Health › Re: Hepatitis B May Be Contracted Through Deep Kissing —expert by DICKstractor: 7:14am On Aug 02, 2020 |
Educative |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Pastor Told Me Not To Marry The Person I’m Dating by DICKstractor: 7:10am On Aug 02, 2020 |
Hmm |
Celebrities › Re: After 17 Years Of Marriage Nigerian Couple Blessed With A Set Of Triplets by DICKstractor: 11:41pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
Congrats to them
I hope they are financially okay to Carter for them amidst this pandemic
This triple blessing dey sweet if money dey o or else it becomes a curse in disguise
damn but 17yrs without a child no me moi moi o |
Nairaland General › Re: "I Can’t Remember The Number Of People I Killed"_ Repentant Boko Haram Fighter by DICKstractor: 11:38pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
It doesn't matter anymore
Nigerian government have forgiven you, nortured you, and given you jobs
Go and sin no more...
Kudos to the soldiers who are capturing them for our government to give them first class treatment |
Family › Re: How To Answer Difficult Questions Kids Ask by DICKstractor: 11:31pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
Parenting should be studied as a course
That shit is not eazy |
Health › Re: 72-year-old Man Dies Onboard An Air Peace Flight From Calabar To Abuja by DICKstractor: 11:29pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
Overflows of Rip this year is not funny |
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Crime › Re: Motorcyclist Arrested For Allegedly Raping 12 Year Old To Death by DICKstractor: 11:25pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
Is he happy now?
Raping a minor to death
Death penalty to all pedophiles |
TV/Movies › Re: The Nollywood Industry And Its Shenanigans by DICKstractor: 11:06pm On Aug 01, 2020*. Modified: 11:22pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
The problem of Nollywood is just too numerous. I can't remember the last time I sat down to watch nolly movies. I get annoyed whenever I peep to watch. I keep wondering how grown-ups go about acting wack movies in the name of entertainment.
Nollywood is not ready to grow. You will see a nollywood movie and it will be as if viva video app was used in shooting the movie
The producers will want to use 100k to produce movies from part 1 to whatever part it ends...
I'm not sure if they producers/directors sits down to review the movies like their counterparts; Hollywood does because in a single scene of movie, you will see much obvious and correctable errors that the directors left on purpose maybe due to laziness
Nollywood needs to have a rethink and start producing good movies
Can somebody tell me what in the bloody fvck is going on there (in the attached picture)?.. How much is a rope?
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Celebrities › Re: Coronavirus: Brazilian President Says He Has ‘mold’ In Lungs And Is Feeling Weak by DICKstractor: 10:29pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
Get well sir
We will surely beat this virus. Humanity always win at the end |
Literature › Where Are The Poets? Write Something About This Picture by DICKstractor(op): 4:19pm On Aug 01, 2020*. Modified: 6:45pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
I'm a lover of poem but don't know how to construct words to sound pleasant
Therefore, I'm calling on nairaland professional and lovers of poem to write something about this picture
Please mod incharge of this section, push this to Frontpage for wider audience
Lalasticala, Myndd44
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Foreign Affairs › Re: The Woman Who Won $12m Fighting Lead Battery Poisoners by DICKstractor: 4:13pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
kudos ma |
Politics › Re: Take A Look At Another Obaseki Wonder! -edo Refinery by DICKstractor: 4:03pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
searchng4love: Edo: Ize-Iyamu laments rejection by APC govs as 2023 torrents spill
The All Progressives Congress in Edo State has suspended the formal flag-off of its Governorship campaign indefinitely, following alleged refusal by 14 out of 18 Governors elected on the platform of the party (names withheld) to endorse a future that is shrouded in a dense fog of uncertainty as the Candidate of the party in the September 19, Governorship election in Edo State, Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu continue to struggle through a significant logjam in his most ambitious and dangerous political endeavour.
Investigation revealed that the Governors decision to distance themselves from the Pastor Ize-Iyamu Campaign borders on the the alleged failure to carryout the directive of Yobe Governor, Mai-Mala Buni and Chairman of APC Caretaker/extra-ordinary Convention Committee directive to the warring factions of the party in Edo State to fuse their party structure into the leadership of Bar. Anselm Ojezua as part of peace deal after the APC National Executive Council (NEC) sacked the National Working Committee (NWC) of the party led by its former Chairman, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole on June 25, 2020 after the crisis rocking the party attained its apex level ahead of the 2023 General election.
Speaking at a zoom meeting with sub-Coordinators of his Campaign recently, Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu, described attempt by the APC Governors to abandon him mid-way as distasteful and unfortunate.
A personal aide to Pastor Ize-Iyamu, hinted our Correspondent that his Principal almost broke down in tears while lamenting that he "is becoming home and dry as a result of the development.
“I am fully aware that about 14 APC Governors are not for us. The most worrisome aspect of it is that, they are neither hiding nor apologetic about why they are not supporting him".
According to the aide, the little that he (Ize-Iyamu) has achieved so far, is as a result of his one personal and the support of a popular Benin business Mongol and Comrade Adams Oshiomhole.
The source also quoted the Edo APC Governorship Candidate, Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu, also blamed his travails on the national leader of APC, Mr Ahmed Bola Tinubu and Comrade Adams Oshiomhole over their unwillingness to reconcile with their formal allies including most of the APC northern Governors to have a change of heart and pave the way for the opposition party to full the gauntlet APC campaign as destructive trajectory created by preference of the 14 APC for the Candidate of the Peoples Democratic party in Edo State, Governor Godwin Obaseki, becomes glaring.
But Ize-Iyamu, according to the source, was however encouraged at the meeting not to concede defeat, despite the daunting challenges ahead of him including his inability to agree on a particular venue for the formal flag-off of his campaign. Your point exactly? |
Politics › Re: Take A Look At Another Obaseki Wonder! -edo Refinery by DICKstractor: 3:55pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
NaijaRoyalty: So are you saying we should hand it over to Tinubu , the lizard of bourdilon, since he decides the political direction of Lagos state ? Lol I'm not here for any political fight. I belong to neither APC nor PDP. I belong to Nigeria If Obaseki is the right man, let him continue with his good work but he shouldn't be expecting praises for doing work he was elected for That's my 2 and ½ cent |
Politics › Re: Take A Look At Another Obaseki Wonder! -edo Refinery by DICKstractor: 3:52pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
Great2017: But you will give kudos to the APC for doing nothing. I'm no APC or PDP fanatic I'm just a common Nigerian hoping that the government we elected do the right thing |
Politics › Re: Take A Look At Another Obaseki Wonder! -edo Refinery by DICKstractor: 3:42pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
Will it still be functional in the next 10years
It's not about building refinaries to score political points, it all balls down to its maintenance
We all know that Nigerians and her governments lack maintenance culture.
I won't shudder, if in the next coming years, this refinary will stop operating if it will even kick start in the fist place
I don't have to give the governor a kudos for doing what we elected him to do. |
Family › Re: Nigerian Man With 4 Wives, 32 Children (video) by DICKstractor: 2:40pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
32 divided by 4 =8
Logically, each wife gave birth to 8children. To the man he has 32 children but to each wife they have 8children
That's an amazing feat that I'm planning on beating one day |
Education › Re: How I Was Embarrassed By 2 Soldiers On My Graduation Day In Secondary School by DICKstractor: 12:03pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
During our Waec days, when we had agricultural practicals exam. Our teacher sent a friend and I to get get some cow dung from those aboki that sells cow close to our school.
On getting there, we were stop by some soldiers who were angry that a secondary school pass by them without greeting or even blinking their eyes to recognize their presence.
What saved us was that we were putting on our school uniforms and we told them we had exams to write. If not, I can imagine the numbers of frog jumps we would have done that day...
We escaped that ordeal |
Health › Re: British Man Who Lost Penis To Blood Infection Has New One Built On His Arm by DICKstractor: 11:37am On Aug 01, 2020*. Modified: 11:53am On Aug 01, 2020 |
So many strange questions and thoughts running through my head. right now... Hey guys, imagine you Jimmy falling off and you trash it in the bin like nothing happened Penis on someone's hand  Will it still be called a private part? How does he cope with an erection in the public? How does he use it for pleasure? He can actually give himself a Mouth Gig  Sadly, some s*x styles will be limited to this nice gentleman If he is happy, I'm happy for him too... Capable bodies should come to his aid. There's no better place for your Jimmy to be other than between your legs. e get way |
Health › Re: See Why It Is Important To Breastfeed by DICKstractor: 11:35am On Aug 01, 2020 |
I will show this to Cynthia. That b*tch still asking me why I love boobs |
Health › Re: First Aid For Poison by DICKstractor: 11:10pm On Jul 31, 2020 |
Wjay of poisons injected like those from the bites of snakes and other dangerous animals?
Any first aid? |
Christianity Etc › Re: I Killed This Bat The Enemy Sent To My House At Night by DICKstractor: 11:06pm On Jul 31, 2020 |
Africans will always be Africans |
Romance › Re: UK Family Arrives Home From Holiday To Find Two Africans Hiding In Their Roof by DICKstractor: 10:50pm On Jul 31, 2020 |
Behold!! Ladies and gentlemen, the quest for greener pasture
To the African gentleman, this might be their rag parts of the rag-to-riches story.
But at the end of the day, they might still get caught and deported
The best way to get into a country is through legal means. You will have nothing to fear. Sirens from the police vehicle won't send chills to your bone marrow
To our African comrades, we wish you luck as you search for a better life. We will join you soonest but legally |
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