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CrimeRe: Have You Ever Retrieved A Stolen Phone? How Did You Go About It? by DICKstractor: 12:19am On Aug 10, 2020
Use that money you want to use on the police and buy new phone. As this country is now. you might end of spending more than the money you used in buying the lost phone
RomanceRe: My Legs Spread Out So Fast Especially When I See A Car Key” by DICKstractor: 9:39pm On Aug 09, 2020
Girls and spreading legs like Manchester united and Sancho rumors
RomanceRe: Pharmacist Dies During Sex Romp With A Sex Worker In Lagos Brothel by DICKstractor: 9:37pm On Aug 09, 2020
cheesy
sex to death
CelebritiesRe: “my Legs Spread Out So Fast Especially When I See A Car Key” – Lady Says (video) by DICKstractor: 9:35pm On Aug 09, 2020
hoe
CelebritiesRe: Lady Celebrates 28 Years Of Living With HIV (photos) by DICKstractor: 9:18pm On Aug 09, 2020
it's not a death sentence
EducationRe: What Have You Been Doing With The Corona Holiday Share With Us by DICKstractor: 9:08pm On Aug 09, 2020
Learning python programming
CrimeRe: South African Good Samaritan Gives Thief A Second Chance - VIDEO by DICKstractor: 8:33pm On Aug 09, 2020
Modern problems requires modern solutions



The businessman is very intelligent. He will make the thief work for him for free and he won't pay him and send him away thereafter


Or

He employ him permanently and keep deducting his salary until what he stole is completely paid for


It's a win win for the businessman
TravelRe: Tokulo, FCT: Mining Gold, Eating Lizards, Pythons, Crocodiles, Rodents by DICKstractor: 1:03pm On Aug 09, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen!!



Welcome to lala-land. A land flowing with snake meat and other reptile.


There you go lala. Your lost fantasy Island have been found
Christianity EtcRe: See Truths About Jehovah's Witnesses Bible You Didn't Know by DICKstractor: 7:44am On Aug 09, 2020
Enough of all this Jehovah witness thing. Everyone should belief on whatever he or she wants to as far as they are at peace with their neighbors and doing the right thing, we don't care!!
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Visits His Childhood Street In Enugu, Buys Food & Drinks For Fans (Pix) by DICKstractor:
Don't forget the street. Your hood was all you had before. Little things like this matters alot to them.
Nice one from flavour
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Caught Your Spouse by DICKstractor: 11:28pm On Aug 08, 2020
I'll join them

Rugbish
CelebritiesRe: The 10 Shortest Celebrity Marriages Of All Time by DICKstractor: 11:17pm On Aug 08, 2020
How will you spend millions of money in a wedding and breakup after a short while





This kind of marriage sometimes discourages us bachelors from tieing the knot. It makes us believe that marriage is a major scam this days...
FamilyRe: A Giant Snake In My Roof. I Need A Snake Charmer To Remove It by DICKstractor:
Please don't kill the snake. Just keep it as a pet and make it reproduce for you as you sell it out to lala

Does snake farm not sound sexy to you?
SportsRe: Super Eagles Star Rated Best Penalty Taker By Premier League Teammates by DICKstractor: 9:32pm On Aug 08, 2020
Iheneacho is a baller. When I see him in the pitch, I see some glimpse of a good footballer but he's not serious yet to break through
BusinessRe: Lady Loses Her Life Investments To Flood In Nibo, Anambra (Pictures) by DICKstractor:
Did the cat fish drown in the flood?
I feel sorry for her though



Imagine waking up one day and you hear that all your life investment have gone down the drain. It can put you in a very long depression mood. Government should come to her aid please
PetsRe: Two Headed Turtle And Museum Mascots Turn 23 Years Old (pics) by DICKstractor:
conjoined twin turtle.



This turtle is older than many nairalanders. Older than Regina Daniel, Rashford, Abraham, greenwood, Mbappe, etc cheesy


All I'm trying to say is that this turtle is not among the Bobo and minimie chinchin generation
PoliticsRe: Webster Global Denies Coerced Payment Claim By NDDC by DICKstractor: 9:16pm On Aug 08, 2020
Denial game. Every body Wan save them head
HealthRe: 8 Diseases A Prostitute Can Give You The Last Can Kill You In Days by DICKstractor: 8:52pm On Aug 08, 2020
that's why I take any girl/olosho to the hospital for tests before we start my thing sexual.




Yeah!!... Don't be shocked. I'm that patient and careful
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Beautiful Lawyer That Defended Naira Marley Before Abuja Mobile Court by DICKstractor:
Her name is Damilola Ayinde-Marshallian




She's a Marlian officially
HealthRe: Child Walks Like A Frog Because Of Mother’s Failed Abortion Attempts(video) by DICKstractor: 7:16pm On Aug 08, 2020
embarassed



Women are their own enemies but at the end of the day, they will blame it on the men


The girl will grow up hating her mum. But why will you abort a child when you and your spouse havnt agreed on it.


New generational LovePeddler mums can do anything to avoid situations that can stop them from their whoring lifestyle.

#spits
CrimeRe: Policeman Shoots 23-Year-Old Man Dead In Delta (Disturbing Photos) by DICKstractor:
I don't who we should be afraid of again in this country. It seems that the illegal thieves are more safer than the legal ones



A promising young guy life just cut off because of a fvcking trigger happy policeman. This country is really fvcked up...


Rip to the deceased
RomanceRe: Nigerian University Girls Are The Most Stupid People On Earth! by DICKstractor: 12:57pm On Aug 08, 2020
cheesy



University girls Don finish this guy life, come make am dropout.
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Nairalanders Desperate by DICKstractor: 12:55pm On Aug 08, 2020
Hunger dey
CelebritiesRe: Amazing Moments As Psquare Is Finally Back: Brother Explains What Happened by DICKstractor: 12:53pm On Aug 08, 2020
naso
Christianity EtcRe: US Cleric Jerry Falwell Takes Leave Over Photo Of Unzipped Pants by DICKstractor: 12:49pm On Aug 08, 2020
cheesy



We all know what happened
PhonesRe: Reality And Shocking Fact About The Xiaomi Redmi Phone You All Must Know!!! by DICKstractor: 12:40pm On Aug 08, 2020
xiaomo marketers Don come again
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Man Exposes US State With Dirty Flood Water by DICKstractor: 11:19am On Aug 08, 2020
A very large percentage of Nigerians are ready to choose there anyday anytime, twice on a Saturday morning.
PoliticsRe: See How A Governor In US Reacted To A Woman Who Interrupted His Press Conference by DICKstractor: 6:44am On Aug 08, 2020
dokie:
so we are in an insane clime?
There you go
BusinessRe: Zuckerberg $100B Worth: Staffs To Get $1,000 Each For Home-office Needs by DICKstractor: 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2020
There is no way you appreciate your staffs and there would not be productivity in your business. Treat them well and watch them stand in the way of a missile just to save yoir business.





Mark, you are doing well
CrimeRe: See The Meaning Of "Benefit Boys And SBA Boys", Which Is The Latest Slang Trendi by DICKstractor: 11:02pm On Aug 07, 2020
slamirr which one you belong
PoliticsRe: FG Commences Process To Restart International Flights by DICKstractor: 10:58pm On Aug 07, 2020
ok
EducationRe: Why Airplanes Are White by DICKstractor: 10:50pm On Aug 07, 2020
nice piece



Lalasticala push

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