Crime › Re: Have You Ever Retrieved A Stolen Phone? How Did You Go About It? by DICKstractor: 12:19am On Aug 10, 2020 |
Use that money you want to use on the police and buy new phone. As this country is now. you might end of spending more than the money you used in buying the lost phone |
Romance › Re: My Legs Spread Out So Fast Especially When I See A Car Key” by DICKstractor: 9:39pm On Aug 09, 2020 |
Girls and spreading legs like Manchester united and Sancho rumors |
Romance › Re: Pharmacist Dies During Sex Romp With A Sex Worker In Lagos Brothel by DICKstractor: 9:37pm On Aug 09, 2020 |

sex to death |
Celebrities › Re: “my Legs Spread Out So Fast Especially When I See A Car Key” – Lady Says (video) by DICKstractor: 9:35pm On Aug 09, 2020 |
hoe |
Celebrities › Re: Lady Celebrates 28 Years Of Living With HIV (photos) by DICKstractor: 9:18pm On Aug 09, 2020 |
it's not a death sentence |
Education › Re: What Have You Been Doing With The Corona Holiday Share With Us by DICKstractor: 9:08pm On Aug 09, 2020 |
Learning python programming |
Crime › Re: South African Good Samaritan Gives Thief A Second Chance - VIDEO by DICKstractor: 8:33pm On Aug 09, 2020 |
Modern problems requires modern solutions
The businessman is very intelligent. He will make the thief work for him for free and he won't pay him and send him away thereafter
Or
He employ him permanently and keep deducting his salary until what he stole is completely paid for
It's a win win for the businessman |
Travel › Re: Tokulo, FCT: Mining Gold, Eating Lizards, Pythons, Crocodiles, Rodents by DICKstractor: 1:03pm On Aug 09, 2020 |
Ladies and gentlemen!!
Welcome to lala-land. A land flowing with snake meat and other reptile.
There you go lala. Your lost fantasy Island have been found |
Christianity Etc › Re: See Truths About Jehovah's Witnesses Bible You Didn't Know by DICKstractor: 7:44am On Aug 09, 2020 |
Enough of all this Jehovah witness thing. Everyone should belief on whatever he or she wants to as far as they are at peace with their neighbors and doing the right thing, we don't care!! |
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Visits His Childhood Street In Enugu, Buys Food & Drinks For Fans (Pix) by DICKstractor: 7:19am On Aug 09, 2020*. Modified: 7:34am On Aug 09, 2020 |
Don't forget the street. Your hood was all you had before. Little things like this matters alot to them. Nice one from flavour |
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Caught Your Spouse by DICKstractor: 11:28pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
I'll join them
Rugbish |
Celebrities › Re: The 10 Shortest Celebrity Marriages Of All Time by DICKstractor: 11:17pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
How will you spend millions of money in a wedding and breakup after a short while
This kind of marriage sometimes discourages us bachelors from tieing the knot. It makes us believe that marriage is a major scam this days... |
Family › Re: A Giant Snake In My Roof. I Need A Snake Charmer To Remove It by DICKstractor: 11:01pm On Aug 08, 2020*. Modified: 3:34pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
Please don't kill the snake. Just keep it as a pet and make it reproduce for you as you sell it out to lala
Does snake farm not sound sexy to you? |
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Star Rated Best Penalty Taker By Premier League Teammates by DICKstractor: 9:32pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Iheneacho is a baller. When I see him in the pitch, I see some glimpse of a good footballer but he's not serious yet to break through |
Business › Re: Lady Loses Her Life Investments To Flood In Nibo, Anambra (Pictures) by DICKstractor: 9:29pm On Aug 08, 2020*. Modified: 9:58pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Did the cat fish drown in the flood? I feel sorry for her though
Imagine waking up one day and you hear that all your life investment have gone down the drain. It can put you in a very long depression mood. Government should come to her aid please |
Pets › Re: Two Headed Turtle And Museum Mascots Turn 23 Years Old (pics) by DICKstractor: 9:17pm On Aug 08, 2020*. Modified: 10:04pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
conjoined twin turtle. This turtle is older than many nairalanders. Older than Regina Daniel, Rashford, Abraham, greenwood, Mbappe, etc  All I'm trying to say is that this turtle is not among the Bobo and minimie chinchin generation |
Politics › Re: Webster Global Denies Coerced Payment Claim By NDDC by DICKstractor: 9:16pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Denial game. Every body Wan save them head |
Health › Re: 8 Diseases A Prostitute Can Give You The Last Can Kill You In Days by DICKstractor: 8:52pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
that's why I take any girl/olosho to the hospital for tests before we start my thing sexual.
Yeah!!... Don't be shocked. I'm that patient and careful |
Celebrities › Re: Meet The Beautiful Lawyer That Defended Naira Marley Before Abuja Mobile Court by DICKstractor: 7:30pm On Aug 08, 2020*. Modified: 10:58pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Her name is Damilola Ayinde-Marshallian
She's a Marlian officially |
Health › Re: Child Walks Like A Frog Because Of Mother’s Failed Abortion Attempts(video) by DICKstractor: 7:16pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
 Women are their own enemies but at the end of the day, they will blame it on the men The girl will grow up hating her mum. But why will you abort a child when you and your spouse havnt agreed on it. New generational LovePeddler mums can do anything to avoid situations that can stop them from their whoring lifestyle. #spits |
Crime › Re: Policeman Shoots 23-Year-Old Man Dead In Delta (Disturbing Photos) by DICKstractor: 7:13pm On Aug 08, 2020*. Modified: 8:23pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
I don't who we should be afraid of again in this country. It seems that the illegal thieves are more safer than the legal ones
A promising young guy life just cut off because of a fvcking trigger happy policeman. This country is really fvcked up...
Rip to the deceased |
Romance › Re: Nigerian University Girls Are The Most Stupid People On Earth! by DICKstractor: 12:57pm On Aug 08, 2020 |

University girls Don finish this guy life, come make am dropout. |
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Nairalanders Desperate by DICKstractor: 12:55pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Hunger dey |
Celebrities › Re: Amazing Moments As Psquare Is Finally Back: Brother Explains What Happened by DICKstractor: 12:53pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
naso |
Christianity Etc › Re: US Cleric Jerry Falwell Takes Leave Over Photo Of Unzipped Pants by DICKstractor: 12:49pm On Aug 08, 2020 |

We all know what happened |
Phones › Re: Reality And Shocking Fact About The Xiaomi Redmi Phone You All Must Know!!! by DICKstractor: 12:40pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
xiaomo marketers Don come again |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Man Exposes US State With Dirty Flood Water by DICKstractor: 11:19am On Aug 08, 2020 |
A very large percentage of Nigerians are ready to choose there anyday anytime, twice on a Saturday morning. |
Politics › Re: See How A Governor In US Reacted To A Woman Who Interrupted His Press Conference by DICKstractor: 6:44am On Aug 08, 2020 |
dokie: so we are in an insane clime? There you go |
Business › Re: Zuckerberg $100B Worth: Staffs To Get $1,000 Each For Home-office Needs by DICKstractor: 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
There is no way you appreciate your staffs and there would not be productivity in your business. Treat them well and watch them stand in the way of a missile just to save yoir business.
Mark, you are doing well |
Crime › Re: See The Meaning Of "Benefit Boys And SBA Boys", Which Is The Latest Slang Trendi by DICKstractor: 11:02pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
slamirr which one you belong |
Politics › Re: FG Commences Process To Restart International Flights by DICKstractor: 10:58pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
ok |
Education › Re: Why Airplanes Are White by DICKstractor: 10:50pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
nice piece
Lalasticala push |