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Politics › Re: See How A Governor In US Reacted To A Woman Who Interrupted His Press Conference by DICKstractor: 10:46pm On Aug 07, 2020
When you hear us say "in a saner clime", we know what we are saying.
Phones › Re: Costly Mistake: I Almost Lost My Phone by DICKstractor: 10:43pm On Aug 07, 2020
How much is your phone that you will call what happened a costly mistake?



Like I always say, don't judge an entire country/people by the actions of the few bad eggs. They are good people in Nigeria but good deeds have a very dim limelight but the reverse is louder than Angel Gabriel's trumpet.
Career › Re: Pls Guys, Which One Should I Choose by DICKstractor: 10:27pm On Aug 07, 2020
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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Engaged To Abel, Her German Boyfriend (Video) by DICKstractor: 11:03am On Aug 07, 2020
This old woman is stylishly disgusting. Her looks is not appealing at all
Celebrities › Re: 'I Have Booked An Appointment To Remove My Womb' - Celebrity Stylist, Toyin Lawa by DICKstractor: 10:57am On Aug 07, 2020
I feel for her tho. She has 2kids already. It's no big deal.



On the positive side, she can have s**x without fear of unwanted pregnancy
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Pleads Guilty In Court, Fined N100k For Breaking COVID-19 Rules by DICKstractor: 10:54am On Aug 07, 2020
MARLIANS don't follow instructions...


Nonsense and naira Marley
Family › Re: Am Confused, Can I Still Make It In Life? by DICKstractor: 10:49am On Aug 07, 2020
No be wey no fit make am. It might tarry but one day you will hit it hard
Education › Re: Some Commonly Confused Animals: Can You Tell Them Apart? by DICKstractor: 9:22am On Aug 07, 2020
Karlifate:
Right...
I heard a funny story sometimes ago, that it was the tears shed by the cheetah that dried on its face.
That must be premium ledger tears
Education › Re: Some Commonly Confused Animals: Can You Tell Them Apart? by DICKstractor: 9:15am On Aug 07, 2020
Sacrosanct12:
salivating already here, but wait you wan chop tortoise?
It shell will make a nice plate with its flesh inside
Romance › Re: I Love How Americans Name Themselves! by DICKstractor: 9:03pm On Aug 06, 2020
Inferiority complex


You hate your heritage and love oyibo man's own.
Romance › Re: Dear Men, You Must Not See The Pant Of Every Woman To Help – Actress Ifemeludike by DICKstractor: 9:01pm On Aug 06, 2020
Sex is the only thing most of them can Offer. You can't ask somebody for something that they don't have and expect them to give you.
Music/Radio › Re: Burna Boy Reveals Date For New Album Release by DICKstractor: 1:56pm On Aug 06, 2020
Oluwaburna
Celebrities › Re: "I've Been Blessed More Than I Expect" – Naira Marley Praises God by DICKstractor: 1:55pm On Aug 06, 2020
Yes... True
God also gave you an army; MARLIANS
Romance › Re: Nigeria my country by DICKstractor: 1:53pm On Aug 06, 2020
Different strokes for different folks

Problem plenty for this world. Nairalanders have heard half of it
Education › Re: Wasting Students Time After Graduating by DICKstractor: 1:49pm On Aug 06, 2020
It is what it is


Some lecturers like to be tagged wicked and no nonsense person. I don't know what the feeling do to them. if it increases their life on earth or adds more money to their account. They just want their name to heard and feared all over school. I such much hate some of these lecturers.



Op, are you just realizing that the cries and pains of students is like a lullaby that put them to sleep comfortably, making them have a nice dream m
Sports › Re: Willian Agrees Arsenal’s £100k-a-week, Three-year Deal by DICKstractor: 1:43pm On Aug 06, 2020
Chelsea always helping Arsenal since time imo rover
Romance › Re: What Does Life Tell Us Without Saying A Word? by DICKstractor: 1:40pm On Aug 06, 2020
Silence is not lack of words
Life is incomplete without death
All you have is family
What people say about you doesn't matter, it's what you believe
Learn, unlearn, re-learn. Just keep learning




I Don turn motivational speaker so oo
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by DICKstractor: 1:21pm On Aug 06, 2020
chinoonew09:
ikpu anu! anu mpam..je kwuru oto.
nwa, e nuo la ara taa?
Sports › Re: Osimhen Makes Sofascore.com U21 Team Of The Season by DICKstractor: 1:16pm On Aug 06, 2020
Nigeria to the world..




Go set a record in Seria A and don't look back after creating a mess there because heros don't look back at the mess they created. They just walk away in slow motion
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Arrested For Spending Covid-19 Bailout Fund On Lamborghini & Strippers by DICKstractor: 12:58pm On Aug 06, 2020
Hushpuppi == Lee Price III



For those of you that thinks every white man is a Saint, here you go. This is one out of the many scammers that their country refused to publish to the world. They are trying not to dent their imagine internationally.


All I'm trying to say is that crime knows no particular border, race, or tribe. The same way that they are bad eggs here, it's the same way there are bad eggs anywhere else. The problem here is that they try to judge us by our bad eggs, neglecting the good ones while we worship them like gods
Romance › Re: Its Been Three Years Of Waiting-will My Wife Ever Come Back Home? by DICKstractor: 12:49pm On Aug 06, 2020
[quote author=DaddyRochie1642 post=92516056]La Click La Collapse grin
Romance › Re: My Wife Locked Me Up! by DICKstractor: 12:42pm On Aug 06, 2020
Everytime, it always a story for a friend




Oga Op, you better beat up that your wife. Very soon she will beat you up, you will come and complain on nairaland
Celebrities › Re: All The Promises Na Fake, My Father Still Dey Drive Okada – Success Adegor by DICKstractor: 12:39pm On Aug 06, 2020
All the promises was for the gram.



Instagram /Twitter is full of fake people. People wey dey soak garri for house go dey follow promise person scholarship
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by DICKstractor: 12:35pm On Aug 06, 2020
chinoonew09:
Mba...isi adighim mma ga nodi ana biko..
onu amu, mechie onu
Education › Re: Some Commonly Confused Animals: Can You Tell Them Apart? by DICKstractor:
All I see here is pepper soup



Catch any of them, cook with enough pepper and wash it down with chill sweaty bottle of origin or life.


That feeling is what heaven feel s like...


Op, Nice trend tho


Modified: Pocahontas, I don't know why those people naming this animal didn't save humanity the stress of trying to differentiate between them.


Like the croc and gator, why wasn't the croc named V-mouth crocodile while the gater name U-mouth crocodile. You see, it would have been easier cheesy
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Comes Third On The List Of 10 Most Lethal Striker; Messi ? by DICKstractor: 12:26pm On Aug 06, 2020
G. O. A. T vs Ishi ewu debate was over a decade ago na
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by DICKstractor: 11:51am On Aug 06, 2020
chinoonew09:
u must b a simp! amu anu.
nwa, ishi odi Kwa gi nma
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by DICKstractor: 11:46am On Aug 06, 2020
robosky02:
Yes oh
correct guy
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by DICKstractor: 11:45am On Aug 06, 2020
friday2011:
I no understand you ooo grin

Which kain bad belle b dis?

If you want his team to be loosing, then you dont love him then...

You cannot claim you love me and still want my property to get damaged naa?
lol



Look at it this way


The property in this context(Manchester united) is not yours. Let's say the property is a car. I can pray that the car get damaged in an accident but you as my brother, I'll pray you come out unscratched... Shea you get now grin
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by DICKstractor: 11:41am On Aug 06, 2020
Hedonisco:
Lol. No take laugh kill me this morning. Funny guy.
Lol... Brotherhood over rivalry
Sports › Re: Highest-Earning Nigerians In Europe: Ighalo Dusts Osimhen by DICKstractor: 11:40am On Aug 06, 2020
49cents:
U are a wicked somebori
cheesy


My rivalry is with Manchester united not ighalo

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