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PhonesRe: Whatsapp Is Temporarily Banning ‘gbwhatsapp’ Users by DICKstractor: 1:08pm On May 04, 2019
Luisema4luv:
Say no more bro, ur saviour is here
Wen they ask to put ur number nd verify, b4 u verify look dwn u will c Sometin lik copy sometin sometin (sorry can't remember d exact stuff)
Just click on it once then verify nd u re good to go

I think copy whatsapp messages or so
I have tried that before...it didn't work...maybe I didn't backup the messages before updating...
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Is Temporarily Banning ‘gbwhatsapp’ Users by DICKstractor: 9:58am On May 01, 2019
I don't knw how to backup my messages in gbwhatsapp... My messages deletes whenever I update the latest gbwhatsapp version...
RomanceRe: Man Removes His Fiancee's Wig In Pre-Wedding Pictures by DICKstractor: 8:50am On Apr 27, 2019
She is a rare breed of Luiz Suarez and tiwa savage
CareerRe: Oil Companies In Nigeria And Their Staff Entry Salary by DICKstractor: 10:42pm On Apr 25, 2019
couragemurphy:
For now, as a fresh graduate, you just need to finish with good grades and IOCs recruit freshers as Trainees without any other requirements. Except you are applying as experienced applicant then you need some other certifications.

So my advice for you is to concentrate on the 1st thing 1st.
Thanks very much... I really appreciate your replies... It means a lot to me
Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Sri Lanka Bombings: Shows Pictures Of Attackers by DICKstractor: 12:19pm On Apr 24, 2019
Lucifersticlala:
I don't hear any Islam institution condemn these attacks the way they bleated like raped goats after the New Zealand massacre (their first), instead they are happy as pigs in shit.

Religion of piss.


*spits angry
Is Lucifer now a Christian?... Why are u pained... I thought u love evil people... But it is nice knowing Lucifer have repented
CelebritiesRe: Bambam Gets A Car From Her Fans On Her 30th Birthday by DICKstractor: 4:11pm On Apr 23, 2019
Fans ke.. Fan ni.... A big god did this... I pray she gets another big god that will keep fueling the car until it turns to scrape
CareerRe: Oil Companies In Nigeria And Their Staff Entry Salary by DICKstractor: 7:44am On Apr 23, 2019
couragemurphy:
Nice, this is the best time to start planning.
1. First thing is, don't settle for anything less than 2nd class upper or upper credit. Because most multinationals don't shortlist candidates with any grade lower than the above.
2. You can create unsolicited accounts with the companies while still in school so you can be receiving messages directly from them when there are openings..
3. Whenever you want to apply, always stick strictly to the instructions provided by the companies regarding your CV preparations. Different companies with different formats.
4. Always apply early
5. Keep in touch with people and friends that can give you quick info about openings
6. Remember your CV is your first impression
7. Prepare yourself with any available past aptitude test questions of the company if available whenever you are invited
8. You must not wait until your result is out before you start applying for jobs. If you know you like 1year left, start applying for any opening.
9. etc for now......

Less I forget, your moniker doesn't suit your personality. Trivial things like this can also speak more or give false impression about you. I almost didn't want to respond to you going by your moniker. But from your comments I felt it could be an oversight on your part. Peace!!
Thank you sir... I'm always tempted to ask, apart from my degree, what other certification will make my CV outstanding as a chemical engineer.... And how can I create unsolicited accounts.... Sorry to bother you this much...
CareerRe: Oil Companies In Nigeria And Their Staff Entry Salary by DICKstractor: 11:03pm On Apr 22, 2019
couragemurphy:
well noted bro
I'll be very grateful if you assist me.. Although I'm still an undergraduate studying chemical engineering... I want to know about all these things so that I can set my career path right...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (2 - 2) On 22nd April 2019 by DICKstractor: 7:40pm On Apr 22, 2019
The owners of nairaland should do something about this bet predictors (predators) looking for who to devour
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (2 - 2) On 22nd April 2019 by DICKstractor: 7:17pm On Apr 22, 2019
Chelsea my second football love
CareerRe: Oil Companies In Nigeria And Their Staff Entry Salary by DICKstractor: 6:00pm On Apr 22, 2019
couragemurphy:
Bro, you have done well trying to encourage them and also saying the truth. But you will see that comments like yours attract little or no likes. But if you are pessimistic as many of them are, you will see them liking your comments.

Through this social media I have come to see why only few people are making it in Nigeria while majority are poor and jobless.

If you don't believe you can get job on merit and work towards it. Definitely you will not get it. The other day I was convincing and encouraging some of them here to apply for the last NNPC job openings. Many were discouraging themselves saying they have already selected people they need for the job through backdoors.

Most Nigerians like believing the bad news but always doubting GOODNEWS. God will deliver them when they are ready
Good day sir, please can you mentor me. On things like this...
CareerRe: Oil Companies In Nigeria And Their Staff Entry Salary by DICKstractor: 5:53pm On Apr 22, 2019
mrvitalis:
Oga get the right certifications and u would get a job
Good day sir, apart from the normal degree... What other certification is needed
SportsRe: Nations Cup: No Time To Experiment With New Players - Rohr by DICKstractor: 4:55pm On Apr 22, 2019
Hmmm... Goodluck
CelebritiesRe: DJ Disappoints Upcoming Artiste Ashidapo On Stage by DICKstractor: 8:26am On Apr 22, 2019
Lol.. Sorry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 3) On 21st April 2019 by DICKstractor: 6:03pm On Apr 21, 2019
caprini1:
Its Family guy for me ,Have season 1-17....copied in four places ,no excuse.
Where do u stay... Let me come and collect all of it.. Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 3) On 21st April 2019 by DICKstractor: 4:45pm On Apr 21, 2019
JasonScoolari:
If the 4th place Arsenal can just manage and put the ball in the back of the net, I will donate my lungs and kidney fresh to any ritualist here.

I am serious.
Sorry,... You have already been used for rituals
CrimeRe: Olamide's Bouncer Threw a Thief Off Stage While Trying To Steal Olamide's Chain by DICKstractor: 3:09pm On Apr 21, 2019
IvarTheTerrible:
angry
I was bouncer on Majek Fashek's Crew
"Send down the rain" He bleated into the mic!!!

..........................................

The End
Bros... Narrate ur story... I miss them... Shea, na u be facelessman?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 21st April 2019 by DICKstractor: 2:50pm On Apr 21, 2019
Digne scored... Barcelona still hunting them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 21st April 2019 by DICKstractor: 2:47pm On Apr 21, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Enjoy what? Enjoy what I say Flashh?

Those miscreants tormented my ear drums with their noise on how they're going to make His Excellency, Lionel Messi look like Alex Iwobi when they visit the Nou Camp....

It's pay back time and I pray the Trauma leads to Coma. grin
Nice rhymes tho... "Trauma leads to coma".... I join in ur prayer too after all what I heard from Manu fans on the champions night match at camp nou
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Is Why Nigerians Do Not Deserve Financial Help From Fellow Nigerians (pics) by DICKstractor: 2:15pm On Apr 19, 2019
one of my friends is owing me 8k since November last year... anytime I ask for it, he dribbles me like taribo west...
RomanceRe: Top 10 "Crazy" Pre-Wedding Pictures By Nigerians by DICKstractor: 9:24pm On Apr 14, 2019
emrain:
If you know, you know.
Big pin and small charging. Port
PhonesRe: Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram Are Down Worldwide by DICKstractor: 1:16pm On Apr 14, 2019
Did it also affect gbwhatsapp?... I'm also having problems here
PhonesRe: Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram Are Down Worldwide by DICKstractor: 1:14pm On Apr 14, 2019
It is as if nairaland is down too... This post have been on top of Front-page for about 30minutes now...
Christianity EtcRe: Palm Sunday: The Triumphant Entry Of Jesus Into Jerusalem by DICKstractor: 12:37pm On Apr 14, 2019
dheaven:
Why is Christian thread more on front page than Muslim and Pagan posts.? Everyone should be given equal opportunity.
Today is Sunday... What do u expect... Don't u see Muslims' posts on Fridays?.... Stop creating fight where it shouldn't be...
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#peace_be_unto_you
CrimeRe: Jessy Gold: Police Officers Involved In Shooting Arrested by DICKstractor: 12:04pm On Apr 14, 2019
The look exactly like touts... Let call them legal touts
PhonesRe: What Is Your Worst Phone Experience? by DICKstractor: 5:23pm On Apr 13, 2019
xcelentattitude:
Bros chillax now grin
Drink 1 teaspoonful of otapiapia and thank me later, it will help you chillax. grin
LOL.. Brother... The anger for my mind no go allow that otapiapia to work...
PhonesRe: What Is Your Worst Phone Experience? by DICKstractor: 11:32am On Apr 13, 2019
During my first year in school, we were having an engineering drawing class. The lecturer warned us to switch off/silent our phone... Everyone did... Except one of my friends beside me... While the class was going on, he received a text message.. Although the sound wasnt loud... He decided to bring out his phone to switch off the phone, the lecturer immediately saw him, collected the phone and smashed it with a big stone... It was an infinix phone... The was part of it was that the text was from mtn... And i was planing on buying that phone because my techno phone was already misbehaving
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I'll never forgive engr Dele and mtn....
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Please who has mtn cheat.... I want to make sure that company goes bankrupt...
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Leaves For Chad, Saturday by DICKstractor: 11:04am On Apr 13, 2019
Four years tenure, three years holiday
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Look-alike, Biwar Abdullah Gets Treated Like A Star (photos) by DICKstractor: 2:32pm On Apr 09, 2019
Cristiano Ronaldo El jubril
RomanceRe: Guys, Name That Thing Women Wear Which You Don’t Like by DICKstractor: 4:46pm On Apr 07, 2019
Girls that does 3D makeup...
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Drives Convertible Ferrari In Abuja by DICKstractor: 4:40pm On Apr 07, 2019
I go n**sh this girl one day
Christianity EtcRe: Why We Should Not Worship God With Musical Instrument by DICKstractor: 8:27am On Apr 07, 2019
I thought David worshipped God with instruments

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