₦airaland Forum

Solar power?
you have got to be kidding me!!!
every adebola,adamu and Nnamdi holds seminars on solar power generation and you come here thinking you are on the "eureka-mode?". lmao
No idea is original,there is nothing new under the sun!!!(ermmmm,except flying cars to beat the traffic!!!!)

kudos to you all tbe same!!!

LAUTECH, THAT IS THE FOUNDATIONAL PROBLEM
BLAME LAUTECH
THEN GEJ

onila: ghana

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very funny position
how they rank countries at the commonwealth games baffles me
did we participate in all the games?
what should be our parametre for success is to weigh the number of games we participated in and compare it to the medals garnered.This would ultimately determine whether we were victors or not.
Canada U.K. ,Australia and the likes that have more participants should also be subjected to the number of their respective participants to the ratio of medals won. This in my own opinion? should form the basis/parametre for toppings at the medal table

to cut the long story short:
winnings at the commonwealth games should be on a country-like individualistic basis instead of commonality basis


I don't even understand why USA don't participate in the Commonwealth games? sucha proud nation. they won't reslect their Colonial masters. i think Zimbabwe has followed suit

congrats to the Nigerian team

#Rip Ebola

i love big booty!!!
i hit it from the back
doggy it is
and spank and smack that a.rsse when i'm on it
i even rub my phallus on it!!
giddy up giddy up
like a horse!!!
she calls me daddy though................

illitrate: bushyanus
born2fuck
dicktator

coming from an illiterate?you are such an illiterate,you can't even spell"illiterate!".pot calling kettle black

IGNORANCE IS MUCH MORE TERRIBLE!!
ILLITERACY!!

youngice: [b][color=#026530] gay niggas suffer from totophobia


btw
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive

A NIGERIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows
You give both to pastor as seeds
You pray to God to give you milk [/color][/b]

boneruns: I thought you're studying in UK?

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!

Girl: I love U

Boy: I prefer F COS FUCCCK begins with the letter!!!

So if a lady kisses his butt, she is actually kissing Mikel?

Olojukokoro: Write an open letter to Aliko Dangote and share it on social media...fight,don't give up and name the corrupt officials..Goodluck

Dear Ebele,

Why Goodluck?

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Were they succcking his dicccck?

He was molestation them?


OMG!!!!!!!!!

He even asked one of em, Chelsea or Man-U?

The 3rd guy

That is what you call a [size=18pt]DUSTER!!!![/size]

Took it like a real guy

not like the others, dancing skelewu mixed with atilogwu!!!!

Look for angel/venture capitalists if you have a good business plan or proposal!!!

You mean , i go through all this exercises for elongation without spilling that milky substance out?

Don't think i need this though

My dicc.ck big a enough

My sex-skillz(no pun intended) awesome!!!

The Amaechi hex has finally found its first victim(s).

"Pens and words we have not but bullets and stones for y'all"

[quote author=Okija_juju]Tom Vick... The Dogs thought he was Michael Vick.. [/quote]Hell nah.

Dude has repented!!!!

Let sleeping dogs lie (no pun intended)

Read this in punch newspaper

A season/month of open letters


better than the end of the year plane crashes we had last year

udilson: .

your comment implies end of discussion

i see a full stop

[quote author=Ejike.chinedu]...[/quote]Your comment implies you are speechless.................

Hope Satan flew within?


The name is apt though

Well befitting for those virgin-loving terrorists

Drop naplams on em

Straight to hellfire!!!

nekaa: cause the money is too small to be used for anything actually....















Before you start barking and biting; I am a yoruba gal

TF wrong with your head?

Too tall to stand tall?

The arrsssenal



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The manCHESTer







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GOOD GOOD LOVING!!!!!

smilelane: I once had a relationship with a lady while in university. Before I could come back from one sessional holiday, She has welshed on me. Unfortunately, communication gadgets weren't a commonplace at the time. However, I got in touch with her close friend who said she has decided to drop-out of school and move to settle with family in another region of Nigeria away from mine.

I couldn't get any immediate information from her said friend on why my girlfriend will take such decision without letting me in. I had no choice than to move on.

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fast-forward to 8+ later: I happened upon her friend and we shared warm pleasantry and memories. Before she bade me well, she left a sour pill in my mouth. She innocently/cunningly threw in that I have a daughter from her friend(my ex). I asked to stop it once if that was meant to be a joke. She said she was saying the truth but won't discuss it any further if I wasn't keen about it. By this time, I was both furious and disinterested and eventually called her bluff.

A year later after that meeting, her word kept ringing on my heart and I somewhat was able to get her number to call her about what she told me. To my greatest surprise, she confirmed it and has connected me with her friend who is now married. I have seen the baby girl on facebook. She looks exactly like me! But I am also married now.

So, how do I start telling my family and my wife especially? My wife doesn't look like anyone that will take the news calmly.

Do a DNA(?), Paternity(?) test to confirm.

If the daughter is truly yours, accept her

What do you mean that your wife wouldn't accept such news?

Has she told you how many abortions she must have had before she met you?

A lot of peeps would have shone her congo before she met you so tell her to quit that sanctimonious attitude.

It happened in the past. We have all been there

We have all made mistakes.

We all have skeletons

The world is like "Wisteria lane" of Desperate Housewives

So let no seed of Eve fool you

Den__le,U_i and Pe_a should take note!!!

Very important tips for y'all!!!!

Prolly the Hubby that F^$ked Ekae___e

Lovexme: Couldn't find it on YouTube.

Coool down

It ain't out yet!!!

Still shooting!!!!!!


Keep your Vaseline(s)


Not yet..................

Days of sin so what do you expect?

@op: How do you mean?

Isn't it "make-believe?"

It's all "make-believe"

Afrocandy's, Ray J and Kim Katch-dat-arsse!!

All "make-believe!!!!"

ROBOCOP

Power ranger

P.S.: I Love you

The Jeffersons