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rodeo0070 is Seun!!!

Thank me later!!!

LesbianBoy: The bride is buxom and very pretty!

Really, Who is this?

I honestly do not know him!!!!

RuthBukola: My day is incomplete without coming to NL. Its has reli thought me good things, and i always catch fun in here...Welcome me dis is my 1st comment on NL.

GEJ please end the ASSU strike!!!!lecturers got work to do!!!


ohhh!!! lest i forget, welcome to NL, beau!!

Chiamaka01: Have you been there? #SMH at the moral decadence in the Nigerian society.

Have you ever been to European disco clubs?

Do you know that in most parts of Nigeria,Public affection shown by couples is still viewed with disgust?

And you,right here, be talking bout moral decadence in the Nigerian society?

Is that some final year dissertation you working on or what?

Chiamaka01: Have you been there? #SMH at the moral decadence in the Nigerian society.

I was going to write something acerbic, then the signature!!

I saw your signature

WOOW!!!!. Your signature is so apt.

*bowsinrespect*

ChiSun27: What has NL taught you?



For me:
NL has taught me to always read my write-ups and post more than 3 times before clicking the submit button in order to avoid English critics.



Nairaland has also taught me to minimize the usage of chat abbreviations if you want your post to be read.




It has also made me believe that half of the girls here are virgins especially...
So what has NL taught you?

Onila?

Someone that has a punnanie that is wider than the road to hell and y'all be believing her virgin tales by moonlight?

smdh!!!!

Joliecoco: There is guy that likes me ,but I am not into him. I don't want to hurt his feelings ,and sometimes I feel like I am being picky. He is highly educated ,successful and he have a respectable career ,but I see him only as a friend. I want to gave him a chance because ,[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]he is a great Christian guy which is so much more important than looks. What should I do guys , pls offer some advice.

You want to "gave" him a chance?
Go ahead and "gave" him nao!!.
Confused eediota.
You bringing out his sterling qualities and you complaining bout his looks or what does the subtle bold part mean?

I don't even know how to jerk and your Honda can do that?
Please teach me how to jerk!!!

Who/What taught your Honda how to jerk?

I have tried it but i feel awkward trying to do it!!!

Please teach me how to jerk!!!!!

Twerking is strictly for tha ladies!!!!!

Nauttyprof: It is just stupidity..... Imagine, I saw a guy very early in the morning say around some minutes to six an dark glasses and I was like is this guy in his righr senses? The worst if it all was the day, I saw a guy also put on sun glasses in church..... I think it is just the poverty mentality that has driven people to that extent, so when they have small money it gets into theit heads and they can't just control it. smh......

Dude think fast.up,down,left and right before jumping into conclusions!!

Conjunctivitis may permit wearing dark shades in the morning, weed-eyes may also permit such, glacouma/cataract eye(s) would also permit such.
What makes you feel it is poverty mentality?
How does wearing sunglasses during odd-hours and poverty correlate?

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Sun glasses are meant to be worn outside when there is sun but these days When you go for occasions you see
people wearing dark sun glasses inside the hall.

Some even wear it inside clubs at night.

Please is this fashion or its just plain silly?[/quote]Your silly a.r.sse hasn't met peeps that just had se.ex with MaryJane before.

When some peeps have se.xx with her, they become shy and paranoid and in order to hide these feelings, they cover their naked eyes with sunglasses. It is prevalent everywhere.

Some cos they may have "bad" eyes like cataracts,"quarter-past-four"(Lil Jon) and ish

Some hide their eyes cos they are sinister!!!. You should be afraid of a niccur wearing sunglasses at night!!!.


Think outside the box!!!

kulyie: Lol.nigerians and their lousy behaviours.smh.those hitting of penis on the arse used to happen in molue those days when we were still in secondary school but even as a secondary school girl,i didnt tolerate such b.s.when one man attempted it.infact the guy should be in his mid 30x and paedophila acts were still something to be ashamed of,not now that paedophia acts are normal.


Anyway,that time when that man used his dick to press my growing arse,me i shouted o.i said uncle shift back na.your thing is presing my bom bom too much,everyone turned towards his direction and was starring at him.shame don almost kill am.he had to drop at the next bustop.when i got home and told momsi,that was when she said i should stop entering molue or any kind of bus they stand.she rather gave me money for cab,but seriously what do some fked up males stand to gain in arousing themselves and at the end of the day,they wont do the real thing.smh..





Fiakwaaaaaaaa

iF what i want in SOKOTO is in my sokoto, I don't think it may be necessary!!!

i would phuccccck her brains out!!!!!

I would get Hot instantaneously

grab her, lift her up while she gently fix my C.OOck in her punnannie.

Use her body as a weight

up and down, up and down!!!

i pray she doesn't moan cos it would only make thangs worse/pleasurable

Phuuuck her till there is nothing left in my pipe.....

clean her with my tongue!!!. Y'all thought Christopher Columbus was the only explorer?

finger,lick,suck,bite,smack,shyyytteee!!!. It doesn't get any better!!!!!

poooosiiee juiccce

poooosssiee juuiicceee
poooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssie juiiiceeee

they no b human being? living things need to remain clean and healthy always...but the ladies own need special attention pass our own!

How can a persona non grata pass a comment on NL?

N!gga you are Nobody!!!!!

#No offence

Jump outta the moving car and roll on the floor!!!

wtf?

You definitely find em there. Most of em child molesters parading emselves as monk and priest ish.hiding under the garb of religion and ostensibly sanctimonious mien.
The *@#ggots are *&@ggots

Iron sponge may prolly do the trick for em. You never can tell.

why shouldn't churches have doctrines and denominations?

in the bible when peter and the elders heard that Paul and others were performing miracles using mantles and ish, they said it is okay as long as the name of Jesus was used. There was also an advent of schism when the same Holy spirit leading Paul wanted to go with timothy but Silas preferred Barnabas so they had to split!!. So it isnt something new. Schism has always been in play for a very long time ago!!!!!

Omooba77: Lol.................Africa is [b]fully[/b]of many funny things.........

like your comment i guess

tomfoolery at its prime

hero. humility in his words.

but that is how they always start!!!!!

bump

Red wine all the wayy.............................................................

White wine also......

Yeah. Defeat can be very painful but the pain should have been dished to the losers!!!

When you have been there. It is written in the bible
Once you have been there, it is yours.that is why the first, most serious cut is always the deepest!!

he has eaten the package finish and has now put her to sleep and you are here telling us how gentlemanly he is. He may not be like Davido that after he has finished dancing skelewu on a hoe's punanie, he goes to deep slumber while the hoes take pictures of him with his mouth opened!!

Loyalty to your Employer is key. What a great disservice he must have done by criticizing the same people he works under.By now he would never undervalue the power of a moniker/pseudonym when writing an article for public consumption. Or he could have waited till he finishes his tenure and start the criticism like FFK!!!

kulyie: lmao abeggiii forget all this sentiments jare.the guy should track her down,get her arrested for FRAUD and retreieve his money,expose her actions to her colleagues and boss at office so that they will know they are working with a dubious character that can flee with their money at anytime,make her family apologize to your parents.infact he should bring her down to zero.i mean what kind of irrational wickedness is that.



I hear guys say its ladies past action that makes them mean to ladies,if this guy eventually gets another girl,wont he treat her with suspicion and be reluctant to give her things when she asks because of one slimy,calculating thief.hiaaaannnn!




The immediate gratification some ladies want will not make them think properly about the implication of their actions on their tomorrow.smh

SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!

onila: what a dumb fcck u are

B!tch pls!!!

Doesn't the mofo look like IcePrince!!

[quote author=Ike~lips]My bf has changed ever since his father bought a car. Yesterday i asked to meet up with him in his street after 30 minutes then he told me he would be washing the car. I told him that we would meet by our usual bridge after 2hours. When i buzzed him after two hours he said he could not leave the house because he was home alone and he had to wait for his father to come back with the car so he could open the gate for him since they could not afford hiring aboki man for their gate. This morning after mass i asked him to meet again and he said he went with his father to buy fish. He has been changing his profile picture on 2go and on every picture he is either in the car or a picture of him washing it, or a picture of the wheels or a picture of the engine or a picture of the boot. I am heartbroken because the car has changed him and our relationship. Help me please[/quote]Dream big!!!