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musiwa112: che..



ADEmusiwa. the meaning is the origin of religion and culture of Yoruba people. I am from the family of the first child of oduduwa.


why my name is ADEmusiwa.

the fake story by igbo people about oyo.. is fake...

that why they are showing there is a road call ife to ondo road.

Akanbi was not the first child of oduduwa... my family was the first child of oduduwa.. i will never lie to you. i know so because most of my family member know that.

oduduwa had twin children.. and my great, great greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat father was that first child. i will never tell lies. this is what i am trying to show you.

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Hapi xmas

Iron would rust. Stainless wouldn't


Or are you talking in metaphors?

nekaa: start meeting with him at the parks and cinema.. or you stop meeting him at all.

car parks and cinema conveniences are very good places to have a quickie!!!

so your suggestion is very sexxual and on point!!


typed "TALKING" from experience?

mr_man should port to Uruguay .

still LMFAO at his weed story!!!

nekaa: make I talk true, God know say even if them do I no go watch. E go be like weird "mc ijo ya" video na.. i cant fit mhen.

and what was/is wrong with weird mc's "ijo ya " video?

What are you tryna say?

ejim blessing: I keep telling my friends that my husband is gonna be a very lucky man. It's not as if I'm not beautiful. In short I'm a very pleasant person- creative, expressive, a Poet, good height, an undergraduate of a reputable federal university( that's not under ASUU lol) , brilliant, tenacious, diplomatic, humorous, with gap tooth sef and a blessed upper region. Lol. I'm not advertizing myself here but why is it that people find it hard to believe that virgins( I mean pure virgins) still exist? Make una tell me why o

You look like Asa!!!

demelza: @op,
You could start by closing your legs. Its not as if he's forcing you to give it up.

Don't mind the above comment op.If the sexx is good, why close your legs?
You would stand to miss a lot if you do
I would suggest when he calls next , ask him where it is leading to(the relationship),Let him define it cos in his books, you perhaps,just a bootycall
If he tell you nowhere, go ahead and phhucck him some more

If he defines it in a ;positive way, phuccck him more

If he is undecided ,phucck him still


phucck,phuccck and phucccck

Imagine a life where you cannot phuccck and reach cloud 9? Miserable i tellya

Just phucccck


Phuccck goes on................................................

None!!!

longjohnsilver: Don't mean to be insensitive to this topic...but accidents are bound to happen that is why we are human even machines don't have 100percent efficiency...so don't 'always' put the blame on someone or one sector when these things happen




RIP to the dead....peace!!!

I agree with you. Accidents are bound to happen.No doubt but avoidable accidents aren't meant to that is why someone must take the blame!!

Most Air accidents in Nigeria are avoidable if the regulations of the Aviation sector is followed to the books.

Issues of "dead" aircraft won't be plying our airways!!!

GSKing: They're All resting more... shhhhhhhhhhh, let the dead be!

Majority of those that benefited were THOSE with agricultural business plans

R.I.P

The aviation sector needs to be audited and regulated wholistically

Whooa!!!

Into "two halves?"

Four pieces??

OMG!!!

Commercial bus drivers are one of the strangest being on planet earth

These guys can stop on the expressway just to pick passengers thereby causing gridlock.

Most traffic encountered are caused by these guys.

Lmao.

No "Knock out" and "Banger" for Xmas also!!!

Like seriously, what is wrong in having dark armpits?

Fela don talk am,"yellow fever"

I don't understand the article

What is the meaning of "Joystick?","self-service?", "attention?" and "manliness?"

SQURA: i have received countless number of pm's. and its getting tiring. i wonder how the girls who have stayed longer here manage with this nairaland men. please help me out. my email is getting tired

Find your story quite puzzling coz there is nothin really special about your looks!!!.

I mean i have seen better ladies here!!!

Tryna gain attention?

The titties would be hard.the nippples would,......gosh!!!!.Gently stroke and tickle it. Use your tongue and fingers to slightly touch it. I was fonndling one today and it responded to stimulus immediately!!!!

Needless to add, Johnny was on point

Don't bother to ask what happened later!!!

There is a difference between sex and love making

Sexkillz while Love making doesn't!!!

Nairaland may soon be quoted by CNN

I need to go to Osun State( or State of Osun?) .There are a lot of historical sites there!!

at op: Did you mean HISTORICAL OR HISTORIC Sites?

vickyO: Hmmm... This thread is something else.
Lots of perverted souls in here.
It's so sad seeing the alarming number of swallow minded, sex oriented, foul mouthed, and frustrated guys in here.
I can't believe someday, a little kid will call you dad cause you all are disappointments.
Calling your mum, sisters and future daughters whores? How happy will they be if you tell that to them?
A prostitute is someone paid for sex.
E.g.
Boy-Oh girl, how much for 2 hours?
answer- na #10000000.
Boy-Ok, lets get down.
...... after two hours, pays the amount negotiated.
Does the above describe how you guys have sex with your girlfriends?

You guys speaking are just lazy a.s.s.es looking for lame excuses to shy away from little responsibilities.
I don't advocate sex before marriage but there is a difference between a prostitute and a girlfriend, a big one as a matter of fact.

Say!! hey mate!! were you eating swallow meal when/while you typed that?

@op : A lot of guys have said it all.to sound like a broken record here won't do any good to your curiosity!

What type of client? Business or Bizniz?

onila: almost every day

being beautiful aint easy

almost everyday? your face definitely is the perfect punching bag that is why it is always "hit on". Ike turner would have left/freed tina long ago if he had seen you!

wth?

manny4life: Priceless...

That's how I quit my own job...I simply said to my boss #fuckyouIQUIT.

And lemme guess His reply if he was male

" I am sowie, i don't do men. I am straight all the way!!!"