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Na Laugh: Now 2013 is closing up shop, it's time to highlight the most prevalent character types of the year in the Nairaland community.

4. The “Thread Bomber/Spammer”
This dude has no respect. He has never come across such words. He targets any thread with significant activity; it DOES NOT matter what the thread is about or discussing. All he knows is he has the secret to fish farming & snail farming and you are all to contact him IMMEDIATELY he pastes his advert on your thread, and walks away like a BOSS.
If I catch this guy ehn..

MR OLODO deserves an award for the aformentioned!!!

You didn't add the "Who get Nokia/BB pin charger" crew?

I am like, Wah da heck?

Niccurs and bishes be talkin'

Does this look like a charging point?

G.T.F.O.H

[quote author=∫ξΛ®l]Lol....looking @ his d!ck from d first pics it doesn't look that small unlike sum macho men[/quote]Cutey!!!

nekaa: after all these nko? whats next?

Like seriously?


What do you end up doing with your guy?

DailyNews: Haven spent some considerable time on this forum reading peoples' comments, threads and participating when necessary, I have come up with a list of the best female nairalanders that other females on nairaland should emulate.

This is to encourage them to keep being nice, cool-headed and mature not just on nairaland but in real life even beyond and to also encourage others to try and emulate good thing.

Disclaimer: this is my personal opinion based on my own long observation. I don't know most of the people I am going to list here, and I don't intend to know them beyond nairaland...but if I were to recommend a friend, a lover or a wife for any guy I like- be it my brother, cousin, friend or colleague, I would definitely recommend any of these females going by their nairaland character and carriage.

I may miss some names, I am not a span bolt to know all handles, but from the few I know, these handles represent the best females on nairaland.

Pls if your name didn't appear on my list, don't feel bad...its just my own personal opinion and observation, doesn't mean that u are bad...maybe I haven't observed u much.

0. 190 (the best nairaland transgender)
1. Specialguest
2. Sanb
3. Winneygirl
4. Sweetlemon
5. Ogugua88
6. Mukina
7. Carefreewannabe
8. Uniquexty
9. Caracta
9. Ijebabe
9. Cuddlemii
10. Carmelion
11. Kulye (aside her negative feminist ideologies)
12. Lorreta U
13. Iynpetra
14. Skydeep (very matured lady)
15. Michele
16. Wislet
17. Bernfame
18. Phiozy
18. Adaeze ...something
19. Idowuogbo (something tells me she's just acting most of her e-bully attitude, maybe to while away time or for a reason best known to her)
20. IvyBlue or Ivy something...can't remember again.
21. Rubi96
22 Maya2Pretty
23 Chaircover (sorry I forgot this name earlier cos she was on my initial list)

Lastly to all genuinely single guys honestly searching for a girl/lady online via nairaland, try the above names...some maybe married, engaged, etc...go figure out...u won't regret...and if u really want to find a reliable and worthy female friend on nairaland, pls look beyond romance section. Try literature, family, fashion, business and job vacancy sections. Goodluck and merry Christmas in advance

What of Tilapia fish? i mean tpia?

1.Afrocandy not on your list

2. Maheeda

3.Cossy Ojiarkor

4.Tonto Dike


ADONBILIVIT

Everybody says NO

That is the only reason i would say YES!!!

@OP YES, LET HER GO!!!!


at least International Ashawo makes more than local ones

When is the interview date?

Hope she has prepared herself well?

How did she apply?

mukina2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6r2pVoAGxY

First flashmob at an airport terminal in Nigeria. A mix of professional dancers, cleaning company staff and the Bi-Courtney Aviation Services employees. CEO, CEO's wife and COO of the airport also participating.
Great way to close the year and keep the traveling public happy.

Wooow!!!!...

Oduah also there?

Mukina, you made FP?

You ought to be sued!!!

The chicken crossed the road because it can cross the road

Happy married life.

ifyalways: OP, why you wants to no. That I ask. Fomo altitude thread.

www.nairaland.com/1350871/since-ask-musiwa-engr-musiwa

Read and education yourself

@op: His G/F just provided a link

Yield: Sex before marriage's not good for anyone.
Stop making excuses to sin.
You're only satisfying the flesh.
Real men practice discipline.
Real men practice patience.
Real men wait.



This is a real man right here.

All my real men stand up!

He said he would marry a virgin. He never said he is a virgin/that he doesn't sample other peep's future properties

He, like your very self, may just be a serial w.aaa.nksteer, forming celibacy while affecting the price of Vaseline by making it expensive while your very self, your dilldos of all manner and shapes may be what satisfies your sexual urges!!!

let's be realistic!!!

really respect this man and his anti colonial ideology

That is why the West keeps frustrating him and labellings him a beast

His shortcomings so far is his sit-tight syndrome which i fear whosoever takes after him may rubbish!!!

I SURELY expect a pregnant woman to deliver before embarking on work. The stress and the maternity leave that would make her compulsorily absent most of the time would slow down the work process of the organization.

You mean as soon as she is employed,the coy should start seeking for a reliever, then get to pay her for all those periods that she goes on leave?

It would be unwise to employ a visibly pregnant woman.

jonaji: Good day people!! Movies this days carry a lot of indecent sex scenes. Do you avoid them or look at them even when children are watching ? Share your views on this let's see how you react ? Thanks .....

If i am watching pooorn, how do i fast-forward the sex scenes?

musiwa112: why i lead western nigeria,there is tradition involve


like i told you oduduwa had twin before akanbi. my great great great greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat father was that first child. and that is why my name is ademusiwa. meaning the origin of the religion and culture of the children of oduduwa.

Delusions of grandeur!!!!!

Ryda: Choi!!

Dis is not making senz na...bankers should always try and rob those tankbellied trolls looting our country money
Not innocent banks and people


R.I.P.P. TO D DEAD

bANKERS?



Ironically, you are right. They connive with government officials to loot the treasury and keep it confidential

Most of these siphoning of monies by government officials are aided by bankers who do it to mobilise funds for their banks and the juicy interests attached to 'em

Edygrin: Did you know that Splitting Dangotes money among the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory will make every state N68billion (Sixty Eight billion Naira) richer. If we demand that Dangote should give every 150million Nigerian cash directly (because we cant trust our Governors to share it for us), everybody will receive N17,160 each. #JustSaying

Are you sure of what you typed?

Dangote riches are measured by his fixed asset not his current asset which cash falls under!!

Jonathan is working!!!!

Absolutely nothing wrong in your girl giving Blooowjooob

Love the beach.

Females wearing bikini n ishhhh!!!

Kanwulia: Without your consent ke?
Please, let her open a separate account. So she can spend her OWN money WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT simple!

I taya for all this MGBEKE-OKONGWU marriages and CHRISLAMIC unions I swear.

NAAAANSENZZZZE!!!!

Consent my CLINTORIS! Mtcheeeeeeeew!!!!
Why didn't you marry a GOAT instead?

good

what of an I.T. Auditor?

CISA,CEH,CCNP,CCNA qualified?

Khartoum should have made the list!!!

Khalessi: When you see me drive by,don't be shy to say HI HI HI .