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@ hot-angel

you are also funny girl.

he is just trying to teach him a lesson.

dont be mad at me hun, its just a joke. from birth huh? little wonder you gals know how to say money first before any other thing else.

@ spikelord

let me see, i think they think with their boobs then your credit card(external brain).

@ hot angel

I get it, so what do you gals think with?

some women like their men in coperate all the time while some dont. as far as you aint dressing gangsta, thats ok. my gal likes me when i wear everything thats my size not an oversize like all this american dudes. just look responsible. u dont need suit for that.

@ hot- angel

no i dont.

@ hot-angel

no to third term.

aiight, my bad. its all good.

yeah when?

@ nwoke

yo man, u got sh*t all messed up. joey, chandler and ross are men.r monica, pheobe and rachel are the girls. there is no way that joey proposed to chandler because joey and chandler are not gay.
this is the dumbest thing i have ever heard. i have all the seasons and stuff and i don't know where on earth you got yours from. stop spoiling the show for others. if you aint got no jokes, don't post boring stuff that u aint sure of. damn.  . did you actually watch the show because everything u said here are all liesssssssss. 

@ hot angel

nice one hun but i also posted the same topic before. i am really mad at ya but let me cut u a slack for this one. its still funny. i finished laughing before realizing i have posted it before. cheers baby.

@ bluenubian

sorry hun, i have been in a mess lately, ma phone its a lil bit trashed so am about replacing it and my laptop was underconstruction, i just got it back today.

that is the smartest dog of them all. nice one.

his gonna get bitch slpped if he returns that pc. what a jerk.

smart guy where will he cash the check. nice one man.

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word!!!

it has been here before. still funny sha.

almost true or it is true?

hey hun, it has been here before. it was actually postd recently.

i have learnt alot about women here. thanks for the posting. nice one.

that was so mean. nice one. damn you got me.

this is damn good man. nice one. damn u got me falling of my seat.

now i am convinced about leaving my will to my wife. i think my sons will make better use of it. 15 000 bucks for a stone, what are you? p. diddy or something

the last round is the bonus round.

nice rules, but as for those that cant hold body, when u are telling your wives this, make sure you do it when she is about to climax in bed. that way she will agree to everything. it works, so i've been told.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=11458.msg317583#msg317583 date=1146087015]That's really terrible. Can i see the recorded craziness? I bet u deleted it. lol, Anyways okay that's funny. Is it this same joke or another one?[/quote]you are actually right hun, i deleted it completely. it was the joke on american customs.i read it here.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=11458.msg317508#msg317508 date=1146084866]Hunnie, the guy tot i was insane! he kept looking, Infact guess what, when i got up, to pack my books so i can leave the Library, he said "what was soo funny"? I started laughing again, And i couldnt even explain right, because i remembered the joke, and remembered how i told You guys here that he was looking at me. THEn i started laughing AGAIN!

One more person in the world who thinks IM CRAZY! Ohh lord help me. lol [/quote]mine was terrible, rolling on the floor and laughing loudly. and my coursemate who i didnt know was there, recorded everything with his dvd. i was in a very big mess but i finally told them the joke and many of them peed in their pants.

that was funny as hell. he will sure loose 20 kg.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=11458.msg317088#msg317088 date=1146073301]hahahaha, i want to go to that gym,

okay i look stupid in here, im just laughing alone, and the guy bside me thinks im insane, laughing at the computer. [/quote]that has happened to me once. thats why i dont read jokes in public places, you wont know when you will crack up.