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@ 04real

thanks man.

@ smartshotz,

did you drink before posting this.

did you search the forum before posting this. its been here before.

yawa don gas. na opperation dey go need to untangle themselves.

yo, baby you gotta holla at me. am fine, nice, straight as Adam and i aint broke at all.

oh yeah

nice one.

lame as

i have seen this joke here before.

they are all playing outside ball so both of them are players.

@ smartshotz

whatchu still doing alive man, die lets eat rice. when you reach heaven, tell him am coming when it is my time to die.

this one na catic massage.

big tits might end up sofocating you.

the guy own don finish.

that is so disgusting?

;d

damn she dissed him nicely. i dont think he will be renting any apartment any sooner.

got me rolling.

this one don pass bend down select, dis one na bend down make i bang.

;d

alright let me clear something up. someone said dressing depends on culture. i totally agree with that fellow. over here in the USA, if women know what a skirt means it will be because of the television shown in black and white. its all culture and stuff. my girl looks hot on pants so i dont want her wearing no skirt. girls should dress responsibly thats the point of all this discussions.

it all depends, girls are a lil bit handy to me cos when am with them, they put their gossip aside and we just talk and have fun on the other hand, guys sometimes do annoying things that piss me off but it all depends an the kind of guy cos some of my guys a really fun to hang around with. it depends on the kind of boy or girl you got.

i never knew women hard so much versions. nice work.

where can i meet the engineers that came up with this definition. they need an award.

thats insane.

retards dont get joke like this. you must be 18 to get it. hahahaha

i didnt notice the #9 and when i checked ands noticed your number 14, 15 and 16. you are damn good. nice joke. i do #6 alot. i aint addicted to computer we are married. i blame bill gate for that.

One day a dog got lost in a game reserve. while wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks,

"Boy, dis na wahala."

Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly,

"Man, that leopard sweet o, I wonder where I fit get more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and sinks away into the trees.

"Chei", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly ate me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and
trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog
saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that
something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard,
spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says,

"Here monkey, climb my back make you see wetin I go do that wayo dog."

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks,

" Wetin dog go do now?"

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers
pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get close
enough to hear, the dog says,

"Wey this monkey sef. You no fit ever trust am, 30 mins don pass since
I send am make him go bring another leopard and he still never come
back!!"

You Know You Are An Americanized Nigerian If You Now Say,

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"Truck" instead of "Lorry"
"SUV" instead of "Jeep"
"Never mind" instead of "Fashi"
"Wassup?" instead of "How far now?"
"Hood" instead of "Bonnet"
"Trunk" instead of "Boot"
"Gas" instead of "fuel"
"Fries" instead of "Chips"
"Fireworks/Firecrackers" instead of "Banga/Knockout"
"Soda" instead of "Minerals"
"Detergent" instead of "OMO"
"Stupid" instead of "Mumu/Ode"
"Concrete" instead of "Cement"
"Trash Can" instead of "Dust bin"
"Power is out" instead of "NEPA has taken light"
"Cop" instead of "Police"
"Later" instead of "We go yarn"
"Graduate" instead of "Pass out"
"Security Guard" instead of "Gateman"
"Cookie" instead of "Biscuit"
"Pants" instead of "trousers"
"Underwear" instead of "pant"
"Extensions" instead of "Attachment"
"Cornrows" instead of "weave"
"French braids" instead of "Dee-dee"
"Weave" instead of "weave-on"
"Suitcase" instead of "Box"
"Sneakers" instead of "Canvas"
"Soccer" instead of "Football"
"Motorcycle" instead of "okada"
"Flip-flops" instead of "slippers" (more like "silpas"
"Nail polish" instead of "Cotex"
"Hallway" instead of "Corridor"
"Living/Sitting Room" instead of "Palor'
"Balcony" instead of "Varanda"
"Poke" instead of "Chook"
"Pen" instead of " Biro/Bic"
"Ballpoint pen" instead of "Eleganza"
"VW Bug" instead of "Beettle"
"Negative 5" instead of "minus 5"
"Twenty five hundred" instead of "two thousand five hundred"
"Boss" instead of "Oga"
"Circle" instead of "roundabout"
"Apartment building" instead of "block of flats"
"Flashlight" instead of "torch"
"Conjuctivitis" instead of "Apollo
"wife-beater" instead of "singlet"
"dreadlocks" instead of "da da"

even if na USA.