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@ hot angel.

hey girl, i didnt know someone else love that show. they are so funny. will is trying.

Yo mama so ugly, she went into an hunted house and came out with an application

Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours, for a quote!

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.

You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control, your face will do just fine.

You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.

You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.

Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.

You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.

You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've
just given head."

I know why you look like a horse, because I saw your mother grazing in the field.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.

You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for bringing him back."

You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.

You're so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job.

You're so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you.

You're so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.

You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.

You're so ugly, you can't hail a bus.

You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kruegger nightmares.

You're so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces.

You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.

You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.

You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.

You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.

You're so ugly, that you can turn milk into yogurt, just by looking at it.

You're so ugly, people create a Jackson Pollock style painting when they spew on the floor.

You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.

You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

now this is funny man, very funny. i finally laughed.

bravo. i finally moved my lips twice.c quite funny.

i bet they are your type.

@ spikelord

you don see am now. when woman naked, man thing no stand e mean say she no try at all.

this is the highest point of stupidity.

@ free

y are you shocked?

that last one is absurd.

;d

@ smartshotz

i dont hate you. be real and original. half of the jokes you've posted have been previously posted. search before you post.

nobi the man fault jo, dey too dey lie.

kinglarry:
"Watson, you idiot," he said. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

funny.

hahahahaha

search before you post. dont you know how to search.

its been here before. stop posting old jokes. post new ones damn it.

;d

resign from posting you.

atleast i moved my lips at this one.

@ 04real

thanks pal.

:-x

i have just about had it. this is not funny . if you wont post funny jokes, dont post what has been posted before. be real bro.

O4real:
@smartshotz Hey, my guy, u are charting your jokes on N****Land as the lousiest collection of jokes on the billboard. Dont worry, we will surely not dissapoint u by voting u in there @ the end of the year as #1. Get Real my friend or die early as suggested and lets have really funny jokes on board!!!

man you are the realest on this site. nice job. i dont know how that dude came in here.

Doctor Ajayi," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.

"Mr. Jimoh, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do" said the doctor.

The next day, the worried Mr. Jimoh returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Jimoh," the doctor said.

After about one hour the doctor instructed Mrs. Jimoh thus: "Now put your clothes back on." Then call in Mr. Jimoh

"You're in perfect health, Mr. Jimoh" he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."

A man just got married and was regreting ever marrying the woman. When the church registra hands him his marriage certificate, the man sits for 4 hours looking at his Marriage
Certificate. The Wife asks? What are u doing, and he
answers: "I'm looking for the Expiring Date"

find another job or something.

@ smartshots,

do you have a sense of humor at all. damn this is so lame.