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kellygirl:
nice one,i will press 1 every seconds

might work for you.

dont blame the woman?

candy A:
are u talking about lagbaja's new release?

which planet are you from? didnt you read the joke?

Zahymaka:
From the looks of things she's a natural nympho. I doubt you'd be able to meet the demand.

let her try me.

micklplus:
sure, the lawyers goi be sent to hell straight !
Nice one but this joke is being here before
cheers

dont make me tell u to go fu*k yourself. cheers

spikelord:
Haha, I'll go for the first punctuation!

am right behind you man.

Rhodalyn:
wow!!!!!! that is real 

i didnt mean to scare you too much hun.

A friend sent this to me, how bad can coincidence be or what other explanation can u offer? it took this long to get to me but still it scared the crap out of me. Enjoy!

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence, ?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.


Now this is where things get totally eerie:

Still uncovinced about all of this, ?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS, what do you see?
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thanks sweety.

Height of Patience: A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree
Height of Frustration: A boxer in gloves trying to scratch his balls
Height of Innocence: A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples
Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in the kitten of a prostitute
Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest
Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall
Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw
Height of Technology: A condom with a zip
Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass is itching
Height of Desperation: Dracula sucking on a used tampon
Height of Boredom: You reading this and passing it on

hope he has a wide ass. its gonna hurt really bad. like really really bad.

i did shoot myself if this is for real. but its not.

no offense man but i dont get it.

naija leeyyyyiiiiiiiii. una don kill person for here.

nice one.

@ hot-angel

thanks for the support hun . u will see me there battling one day. i just became a fan of thats 70's show .

everything said here is true. damn hollywood.

this guy most have had a previous encounter with a lawyer.

what do you want us to do? you girls also do the same.

micklplus:
yeah, johnny is always the bomb ! but its been here before
cheers

am with you man. its been here before and in the original it was $2000 not $200. which girl will allow to get bleeped by a stranger for $200 and she did tell her boyfriend. come on now, that aint right.

thats a good answer to a stupid question. damn that inspector.

bluenubian:
the wife, she's my idol

thanks for saying this on time. . guys, watch out.

Efani:
u must hav personally experienced it lol

remember you are still 17 son. go to the site made for children and talk your crap.

niterider:
u scarin me man

whatchu gon do now? wet your pants.

she just gave him a first class ticket to hell.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=11063.msg307062#msg307062 date=1145662287]yeah i love that show. Wilmer is funny.

I like him whenever hes in the house of the contestants.[/quote]am thinking of going for one of 'em battles but i need more jokes than what i have seen so far because those guys are nasty. the one shown last two weeks where a girl won the final contest was very funny. she totally tore the house down.
whenever his in their house, he does funny things. that dude should be a comedian.

you got me rolling. damn she's dangerous. i have learnt a lesson today, never tell a woman you want a divorce if she is driving and you aint.

thats funny . he wants head. hahahaha

i aint want no wife like that though. i want a good wife not a very good wife.

umuaka nawa for una.una too dey talk.