₦airaland Forum

gurunlocker:
Lol... They've started again


Last election, it was Aisha frying burnt akara with bubu and osinbajo drinking Milo and peak milk.

Now, it's barbing in public .... Thunder fire politicians!


If them born you well, go and barb in zamfara, Taraba, Bornu or Benue

My brother na so them dey do.

But one funny thing is that when these politicians visit those place you mention, you will be surprise how people will turn out in mass, cheering the politician.

Politicians has done more arm to this country more than we think, just for their selfish ambition they are willing to create another monster called "WANDE"

I suspect the PDP on this one.

notoriousbabe:
Good





Without make up I'm still looking great

Me I like your boobs not Mara what!!

This whites should have stayed longer.

What about nairaland, have we had anything like this before, wanna know

Merry Christmas everyone

BillGoldberg:
First and foremost, do not contact anybody from this site or drop your email or phone number. Most Nigerians are hungry animals and will rip you off that 250k you saved already! You have been warned. Simply go through advices and pick the ones that best suit your life.

As an aside, Please do not pay any stuppid tithe neither should you buy any stuppid Keke. Keke Business is almost saturated and you will be harassed on a daily by touts and passengers!

You have some options now. Two of the answers are already here.

First and foremost, why not open a lesson centre from the money you have already? You can even teach adults as per adult education. You can also teach a large number of your school pupils as per afternoon lessons.

Go and learn barbing in your area ASAP! Relocate to a low cost city like Onitsha or Ibadan and open a Salon! With a Salon, you have solved two problems. Housing and Salary because you will also be sleeping there. That means that rent is off the case. Wake up early morning and baff somewhere. Find a way to shitt and also feed. It mustn't be Onitsha. Lagos is ok too. But why I didn't mention it is because unless you have someone or a relative in Lagos... You may suffer accommodation issues! I swear.

Another great option is to learn driving ASAP! Find someone to teach you expert driving because the cities you will be driving in requires such. Also start processin drivers licence immediately if you dont have one! When you are done learning, come to Naira land here and request for a car. Pray to God to find a good partner who may also give you temporary accomodation in Lagos! Sign up on Uber and Taxify and start driving! You will be seeing your daily feeding money at least! Thats it.

The third option is for you to start clothes business with some money you saved. Mind you, don't invest all. Come to Onitsha with like 80-100k. Buy cheap okirika clothes and start selling in schools around you! With the said amount above, You can buy clothes that will fill 7-8 Onions bags. You can also buy cheap party china wears. From your description, you seem to stay in an area not too developed. So I guess, they wont know the difference. Carry your clothes around and sell in schools, universities and colleges of educations. Also go around school hostels shouting "Things For Sell". It pays a lot.


Fifth and Final option is use some part of the money and buy a laptop if you don't have one already. Start Yahoo Yahoo! It maybe long before you pick but if Satan is on your side, a good maga will change your story forever. I don't want to say God because God does not like evil! Am just being realistic bro.

But never ever go for masters! Its useless. There is little or no white collar job in Nigeria now. The few available ones either pay peanuts or the high paying ones need connection to get! Don't learn any useless computer skills! You may remain hungry Don't become a Keke driver! You will suffer! Think big and become big!

This guy funny aswear, but you made sense

Kenekingisback:
Buhari doesnt like beautiful children

And all buhari's children are beautiful, am sure you know that. But the hate just made you write that I guess

Launch an airline and eventually makes it your own. Well, if you can make it internationally recognised and pride of Nigeria amongst nation, no wahala. Just make it work, not a medium to launder money

This PDP guys are firing from all Angle, I hope their tactics works at the end of the day

Lorechino:
modified.... he is not arrested but was charging his phone there, his phone has been off due to power failure, check his charger at left Conner. u will agree with me

Your eyes sharp

zlantanfan:
Reno really has sense than this coke head, it seems he really can't go a minute without craving for pmb attention.

Does buhari looks like someone that is even bothered about what people do to him, the last time I checked it was the same people that were wailing over buhari "give no fu**k attitude to haters".


Seems kayode job is to wake up and keep hallucinating on all the " credible source he has to presidency"

Reno and fani kayode na this same thing, its a pity lots of junky believe the rubbish the PDP agent normally post

I also don't want to make such mistake, am looking for a good body cream to use. Am chocolate skin, just want to maintain it, don't wanna bleach.

Any good cream for chocolate akin, please give me the name

H

Wow!

First to comment

I dey hear say seun dey give money to anyone that commented first, abeg how e dey go?


Make o check weda I fit apply sef

H

Nwodosis:
The last picture above says it all, it is the pictorial representation of what actually brought them together, while the man is for her ass, the woman is for his pocket!
Symbiosis comes to mind.

Bros abeg you dey my mind, even the first picture brought that to my mind. This kind Union get as e be

ambient:
The place Looks scanty what happened?

As the title of the concert implies "VIP" I don't expect to see crowd. Only those that can afford the limited seats or table as you wish to call. #VIP

My favorite coachy any day anytime

dangotesmummy:
she's a married woman. Abi because she has a small stature?

She doesn't look like your conventional African married woman. Who's fat and wears big wrappers all the time

Na! Not even that. Married women fat or thin do cheat with ordinary people not to talk of a celeb.
Like I said, this gist might be false, but its highly possible my dear sis. Things dey shele o

dangotesmummy:
serwaa is a married woman

OK, don't really know her sha! But..... Make I no talk wetin dey my mind

God!!! Which Kind life I dey live for Nigeria sef?

See lovely gesture from a past president of America. The environment sef dey trip me

SAMBARRY:
Liarrr.the girl is to pooossshh and mature for davido

Girl dey mature for where money dey? The story might be false, but its highly possible

This might be the reason we couldn't dispense CNG all through yesterday at my office

I rushed here thinking this idiot said something reasonable. I am highly disappointed, now I know this fani kayode and the PDP guys are full of hate

Wey the yeye man? Hope say him get big belle?

Any vacancy for forklift operator?

Na this kind man dem just kill like this?

UnchangeableGod:
My friend, there is war already in Nigeria - an unprovoked one-sided war against the innocent and the defenceless by those elected to protect their lives, properties and interests. This is what AI is reporting. If the local media are afraid to report what is going on in Nigeria, then let the foreigners do so as long as it is factual reportage. BTW, what go you mean by 'foreign media and western country dictating for us'? Reporting the reality on the ground is not dictating for us. Those who desire violence and war because of their selfish interests or because they think they have the upper hand will be heavily disappointed. The God of 1998 is still on the throne. God bless Nigeria.

Well, I might be bias in one way or the other. But with information going around, if this Shiites guys ain't taken care of they will eventually get stronger than boko haram. Even in the video clip, the commentator said, the Shi'ite doesn't respect the Nigerian law

The Nigerian police have kept this man busy, no wonder I haven't seen him dancing for a while.

You will dance again my senator, but I don't know when

DonHummer:
looks like he was silenced from revealing a classified information.

The only reasonable comment so far