₦airaland Forum

captleonerd:
ignorant one. you come here and celebrate NDA pipeline attacks yet you expect the effect not to trickle down to you. are you just ignorant or totally uneducated? is buhari responsible for the pipeline bombings? until we all cooperate with the FG to move the country forward this country will never develop. tell your brothers to continue the bombing

So it was Jonathan that was bombing the North East? Buhari like Jonathan is the C-in-C of the armed forces so, he should protect our national assets.

mrkayusfit:
Jonathan should bury his head in shame for looting Nigeria dry. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere

****tell Aisha to visit USA (not official visit).
Also tell Buhari to flaunt his certificate if he is a man with integrity, rubbish

I never knew Abang Okon is this kind of cash and carry judge. While seeing in at the FHC, Ikoyi, I thought he is a judge with integrity.
An High Court of FCT has nullified the election of the man by reason of error over the amendment that brought in the man, yet you are just giving bench ruling any how.

During Jonathan era, you gave same useless rulings now Buhari era same thing.

Blake Guobadia, Laide, Kabiru Yusuf and co, come and see yo Justice Okon Abang ooooooooooo

Can Udom of Akwa Ibom follow suit, my nights have being so long because of one noisy group of persons. I am a Christian but will not agree to trade my night rest for anything. I serve my God in my own way and no one should force me to adapt to his way of serving God Almighty.

Before you robed party and tribal affiliation, just note I am a card carrying member of the PDP and I commend Ambo for this move. Can't wait to go back to lasgidi so I can enjoy my night rest.

Oluwa eseun o

As a Christian and PDP pundit, I am fully in support of this move. This noise I experience in my hood (Uyo) yesterday night was so annoying. Everybody should use "noiseproof" sound systems. I can't be sleeping and you are disturbing me with your noise, after all we ain't attending same church.

Jesus is my Lord and personal saviour and he preached against noisy prayer

SamMilla1:
Illiterate, Google Soyinka again.
He started FRSC.
That's if you even know what it means.

I had wanted to land my hand on his head but withdrew because u v done that. That is zombies problem, they don't investigate, just open mouth yakata

Deputyvictor:
Nigerians are a great people and they have a funny way of naming things and people. They have a name for everything under the sun. For example, they call motorcycles, Okada.


They are very good at giving nicknames to things andeven humans. The nicknames they give to people are usually as a result of something, maybe an event.Most of the time, these nicknames eventually replacethe real names.Most Nigerian governors have already been given nicknames and below are some of the funny names they are being addressed as.

1. Akinwumi Ambode: He is the governor of Lagos state and has been nicknamed ‘Quilox’, which is one of Nigeria’s most celebrated nightclubs. He was given this name because he’s said to frequently patronize the expensive nightclub. This came to the limelight after someone spotted him at the popular nightclub sometime in 2015 after he was sworn in as governor.

2. Rauf Aregbesola: He is the governor of Osun state and is mostly referred to as ‘Ogbeni’. He took up the title of Ogbeni, the Yoruba word for mister in 2010. Heis also fondly called ‘Baba Kabiru’ owing to the fact that his first child is named Kabiru.

3. Ayodele Fayose: The governor of Ekiti state is mostly referred to as the ‘Stomach Infrastructure’governor because he believes in feeding his people and is always sharing food items. He is the most controversial governor. Fayose made the term, stomach infrastructure popular in Nigeria’s political dictionary.



4. Abiola Ajimobi:The governor of Oyo state is called‘Eji’because of his gap-tooth. The word ‘EJi’ is the Yoruba translation of gap-tooth.


5. Rochas Okorocha:Some Igbos call the Imo state governo ‘Okoro Hausa’ because they are of the opinion that he has given himself to Hausa Fulani as an instrument of destruction against the restoration of Biafra and for the total islamization of Biafra land.

6. Ifeanyi Okowa:The Delta state governor is referredto as‘Opolo Eye’by some people. This is because he has big eye balls. “Opolo” is the Yoruba translation for toad.

7. Mallam Nasir El Rufai:The Kaduna state governor is referred to as‘Mai Rusau’ and ‘Hell-Rufai’which means The Demolisher. This is because of his actions when he was Nigeria’s FCT Minister and there were so many demolitions in Abuja and likewisein Kaduna where he is the current state governor.

8. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi:The governor of Enugu state got the name‘Cry Cry Baby’,following his shedding of tears when hevisited Ukpabi, Nimbo, in Uzo-Uwani local government area of the state after they were attacked by Fulani herdsmen.






9. Abdulfatah Ahmed:the Kwara state governor is called‘Omoodo Saraki’(Saraki’s House Boy).


















































10. Abdullahi Ganduje:The governor of Kano state is referred to by residents of the state as‘Mijin Hajiya’ and ‘Me Barci’.Mijin Hajiya because of his wife’s influence on him or Me barci because he frequently sleeps in public functions.

11. Rotimi Amaechi:The former Rivers state governor was given the name ‘Lion of Ubima’ following his fallout with ex-president Goodluck Jonathan and the Peoples Democratic Party. Some also referred to him as the ‘Judas of Ubima’ for betraying Jonathan and teaming up with the ruling AllProgressives Congress.

12. Adebayo Alao-Akala:The former governor of Oyo state was called the‘Bleaching governor’during his tenure because of his obvious light skinned complexion.

13. Asiwaju Bola Tinubu: The former governor of Lagos state is better known as ‘Jagaban’, a title which has gained prominence, especially among his numerous followers and political allies.

On Fayose u r wrong, the name u gave is what only zombie call him. He's fondly call "Oshokomole by his people

On Tinubu u r right, but I call him Yellow Teeth

afanide:
God 4bid

God forbids on both parties' candidates or which of them?

APC
General Tukur Burutai/Chibuke Rotimi Amaechi (Saints From Futa Jalon)
PDP
Dr. Hassan Dankwambo (Gombe Governor)/ Osita Chidoka
What is your guess or who have your vote?

tosinbabe:
Look at dis one! Think they give a rats ass aboutyour looting ass?

Stop mocking Fayemi or is it ironically coined? Fayemi the chief presiding officers of fantastically corrupt FEC can't look at Ike Ekweremadu in any way. Ike has never been indicted by anybody. There is no in yo APC that u can compare this man with in terms of sainthood.

MidasTouche01:
I used to think Africans are the only dumb voters o, so The Brits are even dumb than Africans, I wonder what they aim to achieve with Brexit in the first place

Please stop these propaganda, are u an APC member? English people did that because they know what democracy is all about. In democracy, you allow the people to decide their future and not the way it is being practice in Nigeria where people fight toothand nail to making sure we remain as one even when we ain't love ourselves.

My brother Saraki, u are a man. Many would have given up but u are still standing. After they could not substantiate the allegations of false declaration of asset for the past one year now, they are now going through another window. God will continue to give u victory as u stand to defend d mandate given to u. U have risen above partisanship to embrace even d opposition so as to form a good team to deliver d dividend of democracy by making sure that despite d fact that ur party is in governance , the principle of separation of power still stand. God bless u and keep u all d way against those who hate u.

My brother Saraki, u are a man. Many would have given up but u are still standing. After they could not substantiate the allegations of false declaration of asset for the past one year now, they are now going through another window. God will continue to give u victory as u stand to defend d mandate given to u. U have risen above partisanship to embrace even d opposition so as to form a good team to deliver d dividend of democracy by making sure that despite d fact that ur party is in governance , the principle of separation of power still stand. God bless u and keep u all d way against those who hate u.

lastpage:

Leave that dunce alone! let 'it' continue to wallow in ignorance!

The scallywag cant differentiate between "Political immunity" as enshrined in the Constitution which is restricted to the Nigerian geographical space..

...and a Diplomatic immunity which is conferred on Diplomats of a foreign country, when in a foreign land.

A country can make anyone its "Diplomat" (I did not say Ambassador!) and issue them with a Diplomatic passport.
Foreign countries respect such "diplomatic" immunity from prosecution, on a foreign soil and would just deport the "Diplomat", if they commit a grave offence.



Lastpage!

I enjoined you to go and read DRC V. BELGIUM dunce like you

lastpage:

Leave that dunce alone! let 'it' continue to wallow in ignorance!

The scallywag cant differentiate between "Political immunity" as enshrined in the Constitution which is restricted to the Nigerian geographical space..

...and a Diplomatic immunity which is conferred on Diplomats of a foreign country, when in a foreign land.

A country can make anyone its "Diplomat" (I did not say Ambassador!) and issue them with a Diplomatic passport.
Foreign countries respect such "diplomatic" immunity from prosecution, on a foreign soil and would just deport the "Diplomat", if they commit a grave offence.



Lastpage!

Ask yourself a simple question as to "who'sthe dunce between the us? tell me the diplomatic immunity Aishathief/bribery is enjoying. Tell me the meaning of diplomatic immunity under Customary International Law

adieu my dearest sweetheart

I know you will always be remembered by NACC, you were the reason I was planning to visit the family house. except it was an act of God, it shall never be well with whoever is responsible for yo demise whether by negligence or intentionally.

The doctor you followed is in the hospital while you are gone, why did you followed him? Ngozi why?

May her soul rest in perfect peace, Ngozi, I just heard about yo untimely demised. I promised to come see you but never did until you passed on.

She was my very good friend, we play together and Klein same room after camp.

Oh God, I was called her line through out last week but to no avail only for a friend to informed me today that a corps member belonging to NACC died in an accident. I asked her to show me the picture of the person. I couldn't control myself inside the church. Ngozi I love you, you always wear a smiling face.

I asked you to come stay with me but u refused, oh God why.

Bollinger:
See why I always say go school una no go go. Become enlightened, na wahala. Did you even understand what you read? Firstly, she can carry a diplomatic passport. No outside nation can determine that for Nigeria. Two, no one can touch her as long as she has that immunity because doing so would defeat the purpose of diplomatic immunity. The reason why they often don't arrest people who have it is because eventually, they would leave that position and it would be easy to extradite them. You are following a m.oron who is spinning lies to you and you are on your new knees swallowing it with joy and glee. Since your standards for leadership is so low, I am not too surprised that your mind cannot grasp the concept of what we are talking about.

P.s Just woke up else I would have replied your irrational comment earlier.

I just busted your lies about she being enjoying immunity because she is the president's wife and u r here oozing or beating about the bush. I just enlightened you that the president's wife is not entitled to immunity and you are talking about diplomatic passport. See as you gaffe, diplomatic passport for Aisha that what? what is her position? pls stop activating yo ewedu brain here, she is not entitled to Diplomatic passport until she is appointed into an office. Don't forget yo ewedu brain in chief, Buhari said she is not the first lady of Nigeria rather wife of the president

braine:
Its funny how dem bloody wailers spread silly propaganda! The man is actually excited to meet her and this even looks more than a handshake!! Wailers fail to have some sense.

U r a really ewedu brain (zombie), so yo short sight can't differentiate between Photoshop and real px?

I was wondering why u guys should be called ewedu brains (zombies) though the copyright is mine but I am more convinced that something worst should be used in describing you likes

Like Husband like wife, visit the States let us see

Bollinger:
I don't see how your comment relates to fayose being a credible opposition. Even if I have to play along, aisha is the wife of a sitting president and also carries a diplomatic passport. If she does go to the U.S, nothing would happen. Plus, if the allegations were true, the news media in the U.S would be buzzing like crazy. And I can tell you first hand that they are not. See why Nigerians have to be careful who they look up to and also listen to? Most Nigerians have a brain the size of peanuts which is why it is so easy to mislead them as evidenced by the quality of leadership they have, had, and will always have.

misguided ewedu brain (zombies new name).

Aisha is not covered by diplomatic immunity, she is the wife of the president and the president is not a diplomat under international customary law. This is how you guys lie on social media. Immunity covers all diplomat and their family and not heads of state family.

secondly, to liberate your mind, immunity covers only crimes committed while after the be person becomes a diplomat.
Their are plethora of cases affirming that this immunity does not mean that those persons enjoy impunity for crimes that they could have perpetrated. see Democratic Republic of Congo v. Belgium (2000) by ICJ.

educate yourself more
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immunity_from_prosecution_(international_law)
go down the page and see personal immunity, read it and digest same since u r bereft of knowledge.

Bollinger:
For you to be the opposition, you have to have some semblance of bearing and credibility. You have to know what you are doing. The standards for leadership in Nigeria is extremely low which is why you think someone like fayose is the opposition to this government. How anyone can even think that is mind boggling to say the least. Nigerians deserve the leadership they have. 100%

pls tell me what is not mind boggling about Aisha who has refused to visit the USA to clear her alleged indictment or for Buhari to hire 13SANs just as Sarakithief did?
whether Fayose, Buhari, Tinubu, Dickson, Fashola, Aisha etcetera are all thieves.

tolexy007:
Some plpp will not like this...

Don't be a coward, just name the people. If you are scared of ban let me help you out, ewedu brains (zombies), Buhari useless followers won't like this.

I am just coming back from a needless ban and not scared to go for another ban, at least for 2months. After all, no useless person here is footing my subscription bills

For Ewedu Brains alone

dontbanandquote:
Definitely not ur innocent kid sister. She did not cause any offense.

ah, o ma se o!!! So is me u want koh?

By Taboola Sponsored Links
Buhari certificate: Presidency threatens legal
suit against Nwokocha for declaring Buhari
guilty in press interviews
ON June 19, 2016 3:00 PM / IN News / Comments
By Levinus Nwabughiogu
ABUJA-Presidency is considering a legal action against a private lawyer,
Mr. Nnamdi Nwokocha who it said has by his press interview prejudiced
public opinion against President Mohammadu Buhari for alleged lack of
school certificate and declared him guilty on the pages of newspapers.
A Presidential Media Aide, Malam Garba Shehu, while reacting to
Nwokocha's press interviews, in a statement explained that "it is unfair for
a lawyer who is a litigant to a case in court to go out of his way to hijack
the power of a Judge by declaring the President guilty of what he is
accused of."
According to Malam Shehu, "newspaper pages are not alternative courts
where a lawyer can declare anybody guilty of anything when the court has
not formally given a definitive judgment on an issue before it."
He stated that "The two-pages interview splashed on pages 56-57 of
ThisDay edition of Saturday June 11th breaches a lawyer's ethical code
and we hope that the court and the Bar Association will take notice of
this."
The Presidential Media Aide said "any lawyer that sincerely believes in
judicial process and the rights of other parties to a case would not have
engaged in the inappropriate and unprofessional practice of trial by media,
especially a situation where Nwokocha openly declared the President
guilty when the court didn't make that declaration."
Malam Shehu noted that "gag orders emerged in the United States on
account of lawyers' inappropriate conduct on trying and convicting people
on the pages of newspapers or the court of public opinion."
The Presidential Media Aide noted that "free speech is not synonymous
with recklessness and wanton abuse of the rights other parties to a case
in court."
He also said that "The litigant's unabashed claim that he was a card-
carrying member of the opposition PDP which lost power in the last
election clearly indicates a scheme that seeks power by circumventing the
democratic process of elections."
Malam Garba Shehu said "if Nwokocha has not stopped his unfair and
professionally inappropriate abuse of free speech, the President's
competent team of lawyers will seek the instrumentality of the law in
dealing with his unethical actions."
He said "you cannot be a litigant and be a Judge at the same time."

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/buhari-certificate-presidency-threatens-legal-suit-against-nwokocha-for-declaring-buhari-guilty-in-press-interviews/

dontbanandquote:
U come here to insult us and then u leave us with ur kid sister, nobody is that stupid.

Calm down dear parvenu. Ok tell me, what do u want from me? u want my sister too?

dontbanandquote:
U no see say na kid sister from youtube booty video dem wan pass u. Nna u are talking to a man. No let me take slap wake u.

You think so? ok then, let's see if I am passing just any how number to him. She is my kid sister and like I said I am engaged so wouldn't want to have issues with my World (husby)

quid:
Even Fashola is trying hard to be Igbo.

Dont let this opportunity pass you and your sister by . .

U seem to be friendly, i will give u my kid sister's number. I know u can never see her because she is far from u. I just want u to take the news to yo co travelers or parvenu that I ain't that kind of girl, kapish. beep me later to give u the number, let's say later in d day because I am late.
I guess u r using Skype?
I want to prove a point to these nitwits that are making mockery of u.

quid:
Please come and marry my brother.
We will sharply initiate you into the family of Chukwu Abiama

Can u take care of me? oh gush!!! May be I will give u my kid sister's number and u chat her up, she is in Chicago, Illinois. Let's see if u can be her class or else u take yo goddam ass to go down Kuje prison and free Nnamdi Kanu. dohhhhhh!!

Iykopee:
Dont go, come and finish what u started. Foolish yorubastardd.

U know yo problem huh? poverty of the mind due to your assimilation with downtrodden. I ain't associate myself with parvenu like u.