Health › Re: 7 Reasons You Must Own A Aloe Vera Oil Today by Dindondin: 7:28pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
marieolae: translation lol? mariaolae, long time no see? Did you lose your phone? |
Health › Re: 7 Reasons You Must Own A Aloe Vera Oil Today by Dindondin: 3:01pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
marieolae: Can’t do without mine  Marialaye, ku ojo meta. Phone e sonu ni? |
Culture › Re: Oba Adbulrasheed Akanbi Dressed As Emir Of Iwoland While Sitting On Throne by Dindondin: 2:13pm On Apr 01, 2018 |
Basic123: emir is an Arabic word for a President or a leader.
you Christians are too ignorant.
Although I am not in support of the oba move anyway! You said Christians are too ignorant. OK, if a Christian changes that Emir to an Hebrew name or a Biblical title like, the Great David of Iwo, hope you and your imams won't cry. Cos you don't just open mouth and call Christians ignorant people. |
Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by Dindondin: 8:39am On Apr 01, 2018*. Modified: 10:56am On Apr 01, 2018 |
Mr Gaby, are you continuing with Nairaland updates of this story or not?
Some people v opened your eyes and you v shifted to Amazon or other paying sites abi?
Anyways, you v the right to earn millions on this story. It's your hustle.
Unlike you, I didn't travel out of Nigeria nor pass through the desert. My true life experience is the battle of an original African polygamous home. I m still writing it down. I ll publish soon. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Family › An Important Message To All Men Before Old Age by Dindondin(op): 7:58pm On Mar 30, 2018*. Modified: 8:21pm On Mar 30, 2018 |
Dear men, this is a message for you. Before you become a retiree, before you become a dependent man, before you become old and expecting something from your kids.
. In these few years I have spent on this terrestrial divide, I have seen how life treats men, especially in their old ages. I have seen men work, labour, sweat throughout their youthful lives on their wives and children and I have also seen how they end up. My brother, as you are working hard to train your children and to make your wife proud, don't forget to have something for yourself for your old age. May you not be begging your children to eat in your old age. Remember, women can be jumping from one son's house to another daughter's house. Not so for men. Can I tell you a truth? You are a stranger in that family you call yours today. That house you struggled to build is not yours. Its for your wife and the children! Seriously! A friend sent me a story recently. Let me quote him here: "My grandfather told me that a married man is like a tractor that builds a road, does it very nicely but when the road is completed, they bring a low loader and carry the tractor away, claiming it will spoil the road! That tractor is never allowed to step on the road it built! "Same is the case of we married men. We deny ourselves, get loans, wear used clothes, etc, to see our children through high schools, universities, etc because we believe that the only gift we can give them is quality education. When they are old enough, the fathers often become dispensable. The attention of the children shift to their mothers. May be these mothers poison their minds against their fathers, who knows? You hear a typical mother use languages like ... "If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have gone to school. "I sold all my gold, trinkets, wrappers to send you to school. "Your father was only interested in alcohol and women while I suffered to pay your fees!" (Now the tractor that built the road is being carried away!) "Once the child starts working, father could have retired. When he come visiting his parents, the poor father is given N5k in front of the mother, while the mother pulls him to the kitchen to collect 50 times what father got... and the father doesn't know what mother got! "Once the child drives off, the father is told to bring money from his pittance to buy this and that, buy sugar to prepare Lipton unless he wants to drink sugarless tea! These are some of the reasons men die early! "A mother flies abroad to visit her children or go do Omugor while the father sits at home, buying and eating bread and ewa agonyin every morning! After six months abroad, she returns home fresh to meet father licking palm oil in ewa agonyin!" Old age could be very lonely and agonising for men who did not plan for it. May you not become a liability on your children in your old age. May your children not wish you early death when they can't manage you again in your old age. To live a happy old age, * Build your own house where you will live in your old age. * Build businesses, preferably properties, that will feed you in your old age. * Create conveniences, start learning things that will engage you in your old age. * Build friendship and goodwill that will serve you in your old age. * Right now, start to be relevant in your Church, community so you could be reckoned with in your old age. Old age could be lonely. An old age without money in your pocket is a slow, agonising death sentence! Be warned. Take action Now!
cc Lalasticlala this is a snake. Do the needful! |
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Politics › Re: Like Leah Sharibu, Like Amasa Firdaus By Sirajudeen Abdulazeez Folayemi by Dindondin: 10:57am On Mar 29, 2018 |
Lukgaf: You are comparing what is not comparable. Amass can't deny her God too. And are you telling me now NBA is not for all citizens of Nigeria? Since it is a public institutions, why is embargo placed on Hijab in the first instance when they know it is part of dressings of some citizens who jointly pay tax for the construction. The thing is you guy should be sincere first, then you will understand all these. Are Muslim sisters not Nigerian? Or what are u telling me sir?
Then how is Nairaland related to Nigeria. Naira land is owned by seun. Nigeria is own by all. Lukgaf, your comparison is wrong. Don't let people degrade you in excess over Amusa Firdaus's issue. With common sense, ReinaFarine has replied you. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why True Christians See Leah Sheribu As A Huge Source Of Inspiration by Dindondin: 10:53am On Mar 25, 2018 |
CuteMadridista: I thought Leah Sheribu would be out of captivity by now due to the many prayers that have been prayed by our Christians on her situation as Jesus made it clear that a little faith can move mountains, let's see those verses
Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” (Matthew 21:21-22)
Jesus also reiterated it again
Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20)
and again
Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25)
and again
And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)
and again
(Matthew 17:20 For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.) then whatever you ask for in prayer will be granted, there are obviously only a few options available.
if the above verses were true, there are obviously only a few options available for Christians to chose after their prayers has done nothing to remove the girl from captivity:
1) the Bible is wrong, Jesus never said these things
2) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus was wrong
3) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus lied
4) no one who prayed for anything that actually required god's intervention - like our Christians do for Leah Sheribu- had any faith
5) the Bible is just a collection of myths & fables & Yahweh, Jesus, Holy Spirit, Satan doesn't exist If Leah Sharibu dies in captivity, she died a matyr. If she escapes captivity, her faith mocks those yori yori Christians who claimed she should v denounced Christianity to get freedom and a shame to you this pangolo Madrid fan cos God don win for her situation. As for your biblical posts, they are useless in this argument. |
Politics › Re: Leah Sheribu, The Christian Dapchi Girl To Her Mother: "Pray For Will Of God" by Dindondin: 9:54pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
midolian: If there is any word that sounds "softer" than wickedness buh best describes an act more evil than any wicked act, the word is politics..
Buhari "might" not be aware..but there are people playing politics with human lives in his government. The religion flavour we are getting on this issue is just to distract us from the main issue. this alone is the reason why PMB led govt is crucified. Nigeria at this stage do not need an insensitive president who is always not aware of most things. Such a person can't secure himself not to talk of over 180m Nigerians. Moreover, it's a lie. Buhari knows all. He reacts to those that is of interest to him. I can't imagine after rejecting a failure in GEJ, Nigerians will get into the hands of a scammer in APC. |
Family › Re: Shocking Story: What You Sow Is What You Reap. by Dindondin: 10:10am On Mar 19, 2018 |
This is the story of Makanjuola by Evang. Niyi Adedokun. This song came between late 1980s to early 1990s. Probably 1986-1993. MR Yoclan |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: What Governors Earn In Nigeria Is Immoderate by Dindondin: 10:37am On Mar 16, 2018 |
globemoney: He opened your eyes after eating? Sorry other governors will eat their own too. Let Peter Obi return the ones he stole and ate before we take him seriously let everyone return stolen money. Including those clowns you are supporting. Your problem is you love to attack the messenger, nor the message. Peter Obi and Shehu Sanni have graduated from the level of past governors who saw corruption but didn't say anything while in office and after office. From this point, Nigerians ll fight for how to reduce the said governors huge unwarranted earnings. |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: What Governors Earn In Nigeria Is Immoderate by Dindondin: 8:35pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
nonsobaba: This peter obi is just a frustrated hypocrite. When he was governor of my state, he never for once disclosed or published how much he was collecting every month as security votes or even published the monthly or yearly account standing of the state. Upon leaving office, he hurriedly made up a fake sum of N75b as surplus to deceive his few supporters. shut up. he talked. he opened our eyes. others haven't. |
Romance › Re: "That She Removed Her Cloth Doesn't Mean She Wants Sex" - Feminist. Men React by Dindondin: 10:32am On Mar 15, 2018 |
DrinkLimca: She is right.. we as guys should learn to control ourselves when it comes to sex..
When we try to make a move and she rejects or tell you she is not in the mood,, a real man should respect himself and let her be..
Sometime in life,, we are not just in the mood for sex,, it is not every time that we will be demanding sex from our girlfriends,, at times a decent conversation and a shoulder to lie on are all she needs. Flaunting of nake dness is wrong. If I m not fuc king her, she just did something contrary to my religious belief by trying to make me sin. The problem with feminists is they still v problems with complete gentlemen. They are just confused entities. You supporting them on this unclothedness matter and typing this lame post to back up your arguments shows that you'd brain is like that of a 7 year old girl. Although you are a man. |
Literature › Re: Beware Of What You Eat- A Short Story By Avatarmode by Dindondin: 3:01pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
AvatarMode: CHAPTER 3
I dialed the dry cleaner's number which was written on the wall of his shop, it rang and he did not pick. I tried again and again, each ringing but he was not picking. I was getting frustrated. It was around 10:30AM.
A call came in, it was from Alex. Alex is one of my colleagues at the office. In fact, he was my closest guy, my paddy.
"Guy, where you dey?", he asked with an anger in his voice.
"I go change my clothes. You know say the other one stain. The dry cleaner wey I give my shirts and trousers to iron no dey"
"I no understand. Wetin you mean say him no dey?"
"I dey the yeye guy shop now. I been explain give am say I need the clothes sharp o. Him say him go do am sharp. Now, I dey for the front of him shop, him shop close and him no dey pick my calls"
He sighed, "Guy do quick. The guests don show and Oga dey ask of you. The man just dey frown give our unit members"
He hung up. I went to ask the lady at the neighboring shop if she knew when the dry cleaner went to or if he left some ironed clothes with her, she said she didn't know where he went to and that he didn't leave any clothes with him.
I was getting tensed up. I was angry and frustrated. Angry at the dry cleaner, angry at the foolish arrogant fellow that splashed muddy water on me, angry at the bike man for stopping me at the other side of the road, angry at that good for nothing bird that defaecated on my shirt, angry at Oga Olu for missing work today, angry at the ever slothful NEPA, angry at myself too.
My phone was ringing. I looked at the caller I.D, it was Oga Morris, my boss. My hands trembled. I was debating intensely within me whether to pick the call or not. The ringing stopped. It started again. I didn't pick.
It was now 11AM and this annoying dry cleaner was no where to be seen and still, he was not picking my calls. If I was not mistakened, I must have called him close to fourthy times. I even asked of his residential address but none said they knew his place.
A text came into my phone. I opened to see it, it was from my boss. Where are you?, was the message. It was now 11:15AM.
As I stared at the screen, a bike stopped suddenly in front of me. That got me annoyed. What was that? Why would one drive so rough and of places to stop, he chose to stop in front of me?
As I raised my head, guess who it was. The dry cleaner guy. He didn't even act as if he took notice of me. He went forward, unlocked his shop, brought out my clothes and handed them over to me.
"Sorry", he said.
I wanted to strangle him. I wanted to yell at him at the top of my voice. I wanted to deal with him but I did none of this. I was evidently angry at him but when I saw his eyes with tears every atom of anger I had left.
"Oga wetin happen?"
"Bros, no vex. Abeg, no vex. My wife dey labor since two days now and dem been call me for hospital say make I come sharp sharp say the thing don tough"
I felt bad for him but I needed to go. I was still feeling sorry for him but I was already so late. What pain would make a grown up man shed tears publicly before a stranger? I told him sorry and handed his money to him but he refused collecting it. He said I shouldn't bother that he was the one who was at fault for keeping me waiting. I had no time to insist that he took the money.
So, I went into his shop and got dressed fast and took a bike to my house to put on my shoes and get my bag and headed on the same bike to the office. By the time, I got to the office, it was already 11:45AM with the useless hold up and some uniformed men asking bike men and drivers of papers.
My boss saw me and ignored me. His face was so folded. Anger sat visibly on it and his eyes looked fiery and red to me. I couldn't look at him or speak.
What happening today, I asked myself again. Am I going to lose my job? Will I survive today? If a sinner like me cN tell you that your story is sweet, shout hallelujah. I can derail a moving train, wreck a ship, cause accident in national assembly. I get PhD for thread derailing. Bet (but), I m here telling you that your thread is sweet. Yes it is. Am enjoying it like a chilled Coca-Cola I'm this hot sun, like a 6 inches long wrapped hemp around 7pm, like 1 bottle of Beta Gin consumed early @5am on the sea. AvatarMode abi na Ben 10 or what's ya name? I give you the liberty stadium in Ibadan and effontry tank to continue with this thread. Turn it to season film. Elongate my bro. You get mouth like kettle, sorry...I mean closet. |
Politics › Re: Lady Blocked By President Buhari's Twitter Account (Photos) by Dindondin: 2:22pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
farouk0403: She is rude. Its your brain and reasoning that's rude. |
Family › Re: 9-Year-Old Boy That Saved His 3-Year-Old Brother From Drowning In A Well (Video) by Dindondin: 1:11pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
simonlee: Caustic soda abi? wasting FTC anyhow... God pass you!  the guy first you na. No caustic soda for your Kampala |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Daddy Freeze Blocks People On Instagram. Examining Reasons by Dindondin: 1:08pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Freeze is not for truth but for deceit |
Family › Re: Dion Osagie Writes Open Letter To Wife, Winifred After Battering Her by Dindondin: 2:10pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
Dear wife of Mr Osagie, enjoy the beatings till eternity if you become his wife again. |
Christianity Etc › Re: 'Free Nation In Christ Online Church' By Daddy Freeze #FreeTheSheeple by Dindondin: 11:37am On Mar 12, 2018 |
kaluxy007: So freeze criticized Pastors to gain followers and very soon he'll start getting donations from people but will he show his members the cheques he's been receiving. All this while I've been silent concerning this bros matter, all my life I don't think I have attended church a hundred times but I can see through many of this so called spiritual leaders. Freeze supporters please answer this questions - How well has Freeze studied the Bible that he would come out openly to say he will lead multitudes - In his case who called him?? We all know he called himself na - A man that couldn't save his marriage is he the one that would give you directions on how to go about your lives?
Make una think wella, I know most of you support his teaching because you seek justification for not paying your dues, You say you won't pay to pastors but how many people have you helped with the 10%?? Simply say you can't let go of 10% rather than ranting on how Pastors leave large
Note- I too hasn't paid tithe but I won't use fraudulent pastors as excuse free the sheeple deciples, how market? Your Daddy G.O, Freeze is into the business. Come and buy. |
Car Talk › Re: End Of An Era? Volkswagen To Stop Production Of Beetle Cars by Dindondin: 11:07am On Mar 12, 2018 |
Original Beetle was OBJ and my dad's 1st car |
Literature › Re: Google: Short Stories Google Told As They Celebrate Women Today. by Dindondin: 3:39pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
they said today is women's day. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 4th March 2018 by Dindondin: 4:53pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
szen: Another loss loading. What is all this? It doesn't mean Arsenal won't be great again. Just do us a favour, steal Arsene Wenger's singlet make I give one Baba in Ijebu. He ll trek back to Nigeria to be coaching Pepsi Academy. |
Sports › Re: Fans Angry At Anthony Joshua Over Misogynist Statement About His Niece by Dindondin: 11:29am On Mar 03, 2018*. Modified: 9:41pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
Dimples129: So his neice can't make mistakes, and learn from them, and build her character. She belongs to a man so she must be trained for him.
I don't blame him... you can't have it all 
#Brains&Beauty #B&B feminists get no life. |
Food › Re: Yoruba Cuisines To Try by Dindondin: 8:31am On Mar 03, 2018 |
MayhorE: The same reason that makes you to be writing incorrect sentence like an illiterate! you are the illiterate who can't comprehend with Nigerian writing style. |
Food › Re: Yoruba Cuisines To Try by Dindondin: 4:30pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MayhorE: I'm still telling you, eba is not one of ours, iyan lonje okay loogun aisi ra lan jeko(pounded yam is food, yam flour is medicine, if there's no more way then its solid pap) Why you typing Yoruba language like an amateur? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 1st Of March 2018 by Dindondin: 11:17pm On Mar 01, 2018 |
Wenger die, die, die! |
Travel › Re: 4 Interesting Places In Abeokuta You Should Know About by Dindondin: 12:44pm On Mar 01, 2018 |
Kakamorufu: Tor. No wahala. Na the location I need jare Halmond is @ Quarry Road, Abeokuta, Ogun State. Ready bike men are available till late hours to drive you and your Olosho to any destination. |
Travel › Re: 4 Interesting Places In Abeokuta You Should Know About by Dindondin: 7:48pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
Kakamorufu: where is that halmond hotel jare  Its not an hotel. It's a bar. But hard-core Ashewos are available there from 9pm till dawn. You can arrange and fuc k beside the road sef if possible |
Food › Re: Yoruba Cuisines To Try by Dindondin: 4:12pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
MayhorE: Eba is not part of the yoruba's delicacies, and for t number two ill advise you to use AGEGE bread to devour it, very yummy Is eba an Igbo, Hausa or English name. For your info, Yorubas mastered the cultivation and preparation of cassava (paki) into elubo lafun, amala and eba. |
Travel › Re: 4 Interesting Places In Abeokuta You Should Know About by Dindondin: 4:09pm On Feb 28, 2018 |
Spidermon: Halmond, kuto stadium
Mayas, Lafenwa.
If you know, you know. nobody should go to Halmond if your penni s is not 6 inches long. Na Ashewo hostel o! |
Politics › Re: Ortom: President Buhari Ignored My Invitation To Benue Over Herdsmen Killings by Dindondin: 3:53pm On Feb 19, 2018 |
rxmusa: This man is just trying to use the Benue killings to score cheap political points and malign the president. He is hiding his ineptitude behind the issue.
Wheel barrow/youth empowerment manager! you v no dignity. Why did PMB not visit Benue since the incidents happened? OK. He's visiting towards next year when he starts campaigning for reelection. The hatred of the north for the south is supreme |
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: NEC Plans Price Review by Dindondin: 12:20pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
Pesuzok: Why is it that we all think there are no technocrats currently in this present govt. NOI did not do whatever she did alone, I believe those that worked with her are still in the ministries. If the foundation is bad, there is nothing a professional would do until you go back and mend that foundation. in my first post where I mentioned technocrats, I said technocrats with conscience. APC knows what to do but their back foundation won't let them do it. They just pancaked a little of PDPs achievement and think that's enough to woo Nigerians for 2nd term bandage. Never! |