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floragregs:
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Titus was your relative abi?

What is flawless in this hairless girl?
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No breas t, no yansh to grab!
All na pako body like fried plantain chips!

shegsky:
These your signature na something else .

Na one miserable mob ban me till 2018.

Team Android

Cheap with manageable features

Dating is waste of time & money

k.
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MissEse:
May no bad news be heard about the journey. Amen

Why would bad news not happen?
they v already invited bad news

sinaj:
lol no pour I dan bath jore

aiit.
I son troway d water

sinaj:
*faints*

wake up or I pour Kpomo water o. your head

Itaku Lahi 0, Boko Haram people fear God.

ok

Alright.
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Make I employ him as my Nairaland PA

Their idea is welcomed.
But the change should start from them.
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They should change their shabby NYSC dressing & dress cooperate.
Some of them are wearing wrong shoes!

Cecediva:
Warrisdis?

water & garri to make eba on your wedding day

ok

OK

natas22:
You misjudged my comment its you that didn't understand what I meant.
www.

I got you 100%.
The meaning of your post was God put the guy in cell for 3 months to avoid death.
And next time you are quoting me, don't put the web add www..
Else I ll report you & you ll be banned for like 5 years

natas22:
God works in a mysterious way and he said in every situation give thanks to him. To me may be God has removed so much from your life it might after the church if the cops didn't arrest you might have died in an accident .
www.

This your interpretation is what makes atheists to insult God.

udmydearest:
Silly talk...

May be John Fashanu was right to some point abt Adaeze Yobo mum.

They should pay for those that are already there but stop sending others

Good day my fellow Nairalanders. Since
3 weeks ago, I v been receiving spam messages from MTN in Chinese (Mandarin) language.
I didn't take them serious at 1st, thinking it was a system error. Until this morning when I gave attention. I discovered that today's message was longer. After getting a Chinese neighbour to translate it for me, the content of the message was: You are not fair to us. You recharge regularly on Glo, Etisalat & Airtel but neglected us for the past 3 months. You only remember us when there is free browsing

See screenshots below...


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lf you believe this, you can be a victim of 419 people.
Laff out loud this afternoon.




Cc: Lalasticlala

because of N50

chai

booking

NDPVF:
[s][/s]Is Saraki no longer a yoruba?.please answer me.

He s a Yoruba man.
Genuine Yorubas don't play ethnic politics.
Even though Saraki is our son, but he has done Ojoro.
He ll be punished gradually.


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As for you, stop posting as if you are making jest of the Yorubas.
We treat every tribe fairly.
If you v problem with Tinubu, direct your anger to him, not his tribe

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

dats irobo.
seek medical attentiom

israel770:
4.Xnxx
Meanwhile like my betting page on facebook to get daily tips ~ Click on the link @signature.

[s][/s]
vaseline baby.
Na your friend dey look for how to recover deleted mojo yesterday

Thunder fire you, Saraki

lalasticlala:
Women what's your take on this?

Men what do you think?


https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/615097662984093696/photo/1

I dont take attention seeking mental patients serious.

ok

dejt4u:
By Tofarati Ige

Have you watched popstar, David Adeleke aka Davido’s latest video, ‘Fans Mi’ featuring American rapper, Meek Mill?

Then you will agree that no child under the age of 18 should see it. Even though music videos have since been reduced to nothing more than scantily-dressed ladies shaking their butts, and the glorification of drunkenness, Davido’s video pushes the boundary of decency.

From the first view, one’s eyes are assailed by lots of cash displayed on a table with several types of guns. As if that is not bad enough, nearly naked girls are spotted dancing raunchily in almost every scene of the video.

The story-line of the video is worse. Davido tries to seal a deal with a drug dealer to supply cocaine while the dealer hands him cases of dollars for the transaction. Davido then goes back to his mansion where he can be seen aided by the brassieres-and-panties flaunting ladies preparing the cocaine. It is not until the end of the video that we get to see that the cocaine Davido delivered to the drug dealer was only semovita (a local Nigerian food).

We must ask though: what is he trying to teach his fans who are largely made up of impressionable youths? That it is okay to engage in the sale of illicit drugs to make money? Or that guns are now suddenly ‘cool’ toys to have?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/why-your-children-should-avoid-davidos-video-fans-mi/

When you see Davido, he is a boy that is morally sound?
No!

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Don't blame him, blame his father, family or any one that added to his upbringing.
Blame the naive fans who doesn't know good music.
Blame NBC for not doing there work