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your younger cousin tried but you know that money is the most senior...you are the junior cousin... sometimes our future requires us to be very humble.... I just wish you good luck making the right decision. Pray for direction and fast I swear.... you will be comforted

YOU HAVE ORAL THRUSH THEN STOMACH RUMBLING WHERE IS THE CONNECTION WITH HIV....you have mind hiv which kills more than hiv itself.

Kayberg:
Getting married is not an issue, but being ignorant of some things is the issue.

Tell your friend to mark the menstrual cycle of his wife for 3 months, divide the days by 3; the result is her cycle.
Then count 7 days after her period ends, lay with her, get yourself a son.

Or better still, note her ovulation day. Lay her that day.

'LAY HER THAT DAY' LAY LAY LAY.....NA DEM

I don't know how to explain this to you but listen: It is normal to have your dad's behavior. This is a natural thing. Now, you don't want it then you need to be prayerful, decisive and committed to be the man you want to become. You don't expect the behavior you have been practicing for 30 yrs to change within 30 days or even 30 months without you fighting for the change deliberately. It takes sacrifice and time. Guide your heart with all jealousy. Break the connection between you and your dad's behavior with meditation and prayer and act against every situation that wants you to react like him. Start acting as if you are a hypocrite and stay focused with it. Believe me the new behavior soon master you.
Meditate regularly ; say this words...I will never behave like my dad through Christ who strengthens me. Say it everyday every time in your heart.

15000 in 4 months
then 20k
then 30k
then 60k
then jobless
self- employed
now;5 figures

Tinub wey singe-handedly removed the incumbent gov of Lagos from leading ordinary primary election and still went ahead to fix the winner of the primary election as Lagos state governor. This Jagaban went ahead and fix cow as president and fix Osinbajo as the vice pres. Listen to me Tinubu...I will not vote you....If you enter Nigeria will be in serious cycle filled with MC Oluomo, Sunday Igboho, and many more tout.

yOU SELF DON'T WEAR seductive dress and body revealing parts....don't wear that tight gown....I mean don't overdo and always let him know that your fiancee is living close to his house lobatan... if you don't quit the job, we all still know the end... a serious dilemma

ogbiwa:
The US has placed Vladimir Putin's daughters on its latest sanction list after allegations of war crimes from their father's forces in Ukraine.

While Vladimir Putin may be the name on the lips of the world right now, not much is known about his two daughters with his former wife Lyudmila Putina, from whom he divorced in 2013, and a possible third, secret daughter.

Putin is notoriously tight-lipped about his daughters, saying in 2008 that he has "always disliked" those who "break into other people’s private affairs."

But, being Putin's offspring, Maria Vorontsova, 36, and Katerina Tikhonova, 35, were always going to be in the public interest.

Maria, the oldest, who also goes as Maria Fassen, is a paediatric endocrinologist and one of Russia's top experts on dwarfism.

The US said on Wednesday that Ms Vorontsova “leads state-funded programs that have received billions of dollars from the Kremlin towards genetics research and are personally overseen by Putin.”

Her early life was in East Germany, where her father served as a KGB agent. It is there that she reportedly showed great aptitude for the sciences at school as a young child.

Maria continued in Moscow as a teen, before going on to study biology at St Petersburg State University. She is married to Russian-born Dutch businessman Jorrit Faassen and the couple reportedly now live in Moscow.

Katerina, a former rock'n'roll dancer, enrolled at the same university as Maria and graduated with a degree in Asian studies, specialising in Japanese history, also holding degrees in physics and mathematics.

She is now director of Innopraktika, a $1.7bn project to create a science centre at Moscow State University. Katerina is also deputy director of the Institute for Mathematical Research of Complex Systems at the same institution.

She was married for five years to gas company executive Kirill Shamalov, Russia's youngest billionaire and son of the co-owner of Rossiya Bank.

The US described Ms Tikhonova as a “technology executive whose work supports the GoR [Russian government] and defence industry.”

But more peculiarly, she has a penchant for rock 'n roll dancing. In 2015, Reuters disclosed that a participant at a World Rock'n'Roll event was in fact Putin's daughter.

She also served as the vice president for expansion and marketing at the World Rock and Roll Confederation (WWRC), the body which organises competitions worldwide.

Putin has publicly spoken about his daughters only a handful of times. In a 2015 press conference, he stunned all when he said: "They studied only at Russian universities. I am proud of them. They continue to study and work."

Reuters reported in 2017 that Putin said he wanted his grandchildren to have a normal childhood.

“My daughters are involved in science and in education. They don’t interfere in anything, including politics. They live normally,” he said.

The Russian leader also allegedly has a secret daughter, 18-year-old Luiza Rozova. She is the daughter of multimillionaire Svetlana Krivonogikh, 45, once a cleaner and now one of Russia's wealthiest women.

The suspicion that Luiza was Putin’s daughter from an extra-marital affair was raised by an independent media outlet in Russia, now barred from operating by authorities.

Neither Luiza nor Svetlana have confirmed or denied the claims although Luiza, also known as Elizaveta, told Russian GQ that she 'probably' looks 'similar' to Putin in his younger days.

Maria

Katerina

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putins-daughters-placed-sanctions-26652887#

Svetlana Krivonogikh why is no one talking about this statement..........once a cleaner and now a multimillionaire...haaa baba ooo... come rescue your boy... so, I can say once a cleaner now a multimillionaire too

FEMINIST ARE NOW SILENT. Where are all those manner less after one girls that can keep a simple relationship because of the advice they got from fellow after-one girls on social media

Maybe they should come and buy crude oil from bubu

This is what drives small boys crazy...some will start feeling that God is not fair.... our Government really need to work on our medias..

THIS IS A GOVERNOR doing things the right way in just 2 days

This is beautiful: This will keep all those rubbish illiterate from saying school na scam. Replace all these numbskulls with intelligent people. hahaaha....kudos to you My Gov.....Buhari is now afraid of Prof Osinbajo and Prof Soludo combination..

THIS IS WHAT I CALLED COMPETENCY. A GOVERNMENT THAT WILL MAKE EDUCATION HAVE MEANING A

I am a Yoruba manliving in Lagos.....My love for Anambra state and Gov Obiano is too much.... I served in Anambra state some 6 years ago. It was all happiness. I don't mind going back to live there one day. Note this statement:::: The day Anambra man rules Nigeria, we will become a super giant. Charles Soludo was a good man when he was the CBN governor. He can definitely rule Nigeria... I love Anambra, Ekwusigo local govt....God bless us

[quote author= post=110978200]When men are busy making money you guys are busy spending propaganda via Internet, see the effects in your region[/quote]eeeehhhhhh... those brown roofing are example of heritage and represent culture that is well-preserved unlike your place where Nigeria govt destroyed your heritage during the civil war. Everything raised down to the ground. So, I clearly see why you are angry with heritage because yours were destroyed. Sorry.....ooohh... we are one Nigeria in Buhari voice..

He has married the first one....oh you thought this is his last wife?

To live with a woman for one year is a miracle talkless of 39 years. Those who can't keep relationship for 1 year like me now go dey advice some married mumu how to go about their live on Facebook.....

Let me take you briefly through the story.

The guy(Seun 26 yrs): A graduate from a university who lives at his aunt house in Lagos
The maid(16 yrs): A girl from the village that just arrived within 24hrs.
The aunt: A very hardworking woman with 2 Kids who is desperate for a helper to be able to reduce the stress of dealing with taking care of children, filling spaces, and other errands, you know what maid do now!
Iya Onye: The woman that introduced the maid to his aunt. The maid is related to her by blood.
So, we have 4 people in the picture now excluding the two children of course

So, the story begins….
So, it was Thursday morning and his aunt had to leave for work and it happened that the maid wore a skimpy dress. This type of skirt can be shortened and lengthened at will.
Okay, before that. The guy happened to be a man fighting sincerely to upgrade his religious life, discipline, and self-control. The guy (Seun) was an addicted porn watcher, a guy with a serious history of wet dreams and dealing with low-self esteemed.
So, through prayer and dedication, he was able to concentrate on God and boost his self-esteem, he left all his girlfriends and refused to ask girls out despite the habit of collecting their numbers with full intent. This is a guy with issues of sexual orientation but slowly winning.
During the period he was serving as youth corper, he has the fantasy of having sex with hot secondary school girls; you know these devilish sexual thoughts now! He had the thoughts but through the Nysc period, he was unable to carry out the act.
After the service period, he taught in a private secondary school and he cleared those thoughts from his mind throughout those times although hard and not without failed attempts.
Now, he left to another private secondary school: but this time!!!!! Hold on, did I tell you he was battling with watching pornography, wet dreams, low self-esteem during these periods? Now you know.
So, his stay now in this school is not like in the previous school….These secondary school girls are hot and are rotten as in they have an understanding of sex and they are having sex with each other in the toilet here and there.
So, the thoughts of having his pedophilic desire quickly build up and soon caught up with him when a very hot ss2 lady came to his office to seduce him. Although these girls have been making advances towards him he fought it till when he was sought after directly.
This time he couldn’t resist it and he fell for the student and office romance ensued between him and the students. Later, he discovered another teacher who fell for it again in the same vicinity. OH! Did I tell you a teacher had fun with one virgin girl in his previous school? How do I Know? He was his partner in the same office.

Now, the history replaying it and he and his new colleague soon team up and he began to become experienced although it was just romance no sex, fingering, or kissing. Purely breast handling and invisible which is abominable in all senses.
Soon, the secret leaked and they were corrected and sternly warned by the school proprietress who was motherly and understands the rotten kids she was breeding in the school before his employment.

SO DURING CORONA, HE LEFT FOR OSUN STATE
He was working as a freelancer before the same colleague in romance saga scammed him about a #350 000 job scam. He left the village for Lagos to sort out the issue…we will discuss this later…
So, that was the reason he went back to Lagos
Now, he left the school and refused to work as a full-teacher ever again. SO, he had few sexual experiences with 2 different girls which led to sex but that is not the reason for this write-up…
Now, let’s go back to the maid saga!
Now imagine Seun with all this history had decided not to ever look at young girls anymore already quit watching porn for a year+, quit wet dreams a year+ too and totally and sincerely focused on building his Christian life.
This Maid issue was a pure case of Seduction……..He has seen seduction he knows it when he sees one………. I mean how can he not know seduction when he sees one…….. he recognize it….. he knows all the signs and can never be wrong…… He has stood in front of different seductive students for a long time.
So, this Maid wore short skirt and widely opened the laps wide while watching the TV in the sitting room till he can see his panties in the full size. He resisted and went straight in the room. You know this thing about maid now! Even say them no fine the period of loneliness between a man and a seductive girl is always very critical and only a few men can resist.
Now, back to the story: Seun went to the room assuming the girl didn’t sit right. When he re-entered the sitting room, the girl soon changes position and stayed in the position where Seun can get the message right. Soon, Seun left for the kitchen this time the dick is hard and the dick is thinking for him. Soon, the aunt's employer came in and she not knowing a visitor was coming in, Seun and her soon enter the sitting room where they both met her in the bending position leg outstretched facing the chair. When she discovered seun was with a girl she immediately readjusts.
Soon the co-worker left and the maid came to Seun where Seun sat that seun should open his phone for him to allow her to play games despite her having an exotic phone with different games……..
.........TO BE CONTINUE......

Well, it happened to me and I am grateful I wasn't killed along the line.
A former colleague of mine called me from lagos that he now works in airline when I was in osun.
Then he requested for money which I gave him,then later I traveled to lagos.
The extortion continues till I spent over 300k and I started borrowing until my family made me realised I was been scammed(I look so devastated)
I paid a tracker and I played along... He was arrested in the front of company where he works as a marketer sacked immediately and dropped in cell for a day and has paid 150k back ....he wrote undertaken he would return the rest.

Lesson: don't be desperate
Trust nobody
Hold your money
Keep praying
Watch and pray
God bless

No be juju be that??

Honesty is a common language Nigerians understand, love, taught, and respected. But, the criminal few are the problem.

@23 during my nysc year. The reason I still love the Anambra people. I spent 60% on illness. Now, I'm back. Thank you Jesus.

MoodyQueen:
Lol. Just see me as an equal.
I don't want or need any worship from a man.

Feminist spotted. All women loved to be worshipped. Maybe you have more testosterone than estrogen hormones in you. Consequently decreasing your women's urges and promoting your male urges.
But if I'm wrong. Then you need to live abroad not here in Nigeria where we put tradition first.
Believe me, classy women accept men superiority and use it to there advantage. Use your head.

Some damn frustrated nitwit will do anything to attack another human. These same persons are those people who are nothing in society and consequently beef other people that are progressing. They want to bring them down to their own miserable level.
TB Joshua's church is the place that has attracted several tourists from all over the world to Nigeria. Instead of the govt and people to take this advantage and advertise it, they would want to destroy him, bomb his church. These same people would leave their country and travel to mecca, medina, and Jerusalem to become so-called alhaji pumping massive wealth to the Saudi economy just to throwing stones (prof and presidents dey der o). We need to wake up and be smart. He is celebrating his birthday support him, he hasn't done anything wrong by listing how his birthday is to be. If you think he is that fake why would you think people in a better-civilized county would travel far and wide to get to so-called Nigeria. Hbd TBJoshua more funds.

What I noticed is that she uses left hand. (Lefty)

I'm not supporting them but, here in my village ilesa, ido ijesa we used to have that kind of supply. *used to

Fixed marriage u no want. Remain a virgin u no want. Be decent u no want. Be loyal u go run. Our elders are indeed wise to advice against sexual immorality.
Now, guys are chopping girls before marriage. Why would dey want to marry again when they are chopping like a married man.
The next thing na baby mama. Since he don live a married life before with another girl in the name of couples life.
Madam my advice is become what you won't regret ever.

Nigeria police will find the culprit. I'm 100% sure.

Sleeping on your back when you are extremely tired leads too sleep paralysis. Sleep on your side and place a pillow between ur legs you can never experience it.

That scheme na blessings to we wey enjoyed it.