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Kyari is dead now we would see the Vice President osinbajo at work

His royal highness.

She saw fire burning she poured water. She was wrong this is a fire water cannot off.
Wait: why is she pouring water? Is that suppose to be first round or what?
The black guy is too aggressive, the fair guy winning the fight.

We feared coro now it has enter. We fear deaths now it has killed. We feared lockdown now we are in a lockdown. We feared hunger now we are hungry. Our prayer is more discharged cases than deaths and new cases. Let's stop fearing this idiot covid 19. # stay safe
my prayer we won't enter any Ncdc report amen.

Your dick is sure too long. Its touching the babies head during her 7months pregnancy. Then after the CS your dick is touching the womb and threatening to open the wound. She doesn't want to embarrass you. Code na!
Just thinking out loud.
Maybe she lost interest in you to another.
Maybe she has low libido.
Maybe the doctor or the operation scared her(she doesn't want to conceive again)
Maybe you must have hurt her deep
She might be depressed. Anything can cause it but you need to pacify her to tell you so that she won't push you out. (For this cold weather).
Maybe she is feeling pains after the CS she is hiding it.

Your dick is either too long or too small.
Just thinking out loud.
Maybe she lost interest in you to another.
Maybe she has low libido.
Maybe the doctor or the operation scared her(she doesn't want to conceive again)
Maybe you must have hurt her deep
She might be depressed. Anything can cause it but you need to pacify her to tell you so that she won't push you out. (For this cold weather)

I hope this relief reach thousands of SE SS SW. Na their money they enter naija pass pass..if not its robbing Peter to pay Paul

Let's be realistic. We cannot each be given a whole bag of rice Bag of beans bag of whatever all in the name of lockdown relief. We are 200m+ now. Let's reason now. Na small small food fit go round. Make we put food for a plate and serve 20 men who we belleful go belleful. #Staysafe

Dont allow woman wey no dey tink deep destroy what you have built. That's same you wey no wind down becos dem no wear nose mask con come out of d same car defending ur retrogressive miniscule brain after u've been arrested. D officers wer provoked and dey overreacted. Na so our officer self dey do overdo. I hop say u no lose ur job.

Do you know Samson in the Bible? You are nosmas* opposite of Samson.
Just kidding!

since you know the solution you've got no problem.

I also have just similar one. I can't stand under a fan or drink cold things no matter the level you switch it to for 2 seconds na cold and catarrh. That week is wasted . so, I move away from fan. Case closed!

Confirmed cases: 0
Death: 1
Critical condition: 1

The op is awesome. The points in a nutshell:
1) HIV is not a death sentence
2) you cannot be too careful
3) You are not alone if you are positive

Ha, as the world dey tech advance reach we no fit get cure for the disease caused by the tiniest organism. God help us all. God is great! Hunger is a universal language

Confirmed cases: 0
Death: 17

Imagine a big country like Nigeria can't vouch for just 3 solid good professors that can say they are doing research work on covid 19 cure. They will start failing students and provoking masters students, PhD and undergraduate. So, their mate abroad are working and they in Nigeria are on lockdown too like us waiting for scientists abroad. Spitttttssssss!

Without vaccine/cure. Lockdown na scam! Everybody brace yourself for impact.

Coro na bastard. No, it should be conji na bastard.

The corona virus is a serious case. Buhari no say if he removes lockdown there is no idh to carry the burden. Simple logical response is lockdown. Prevention is better than cure. All countries are learning from America. Hunger na the only worry for these lockdown anyway. But Hunger no kill reach coro so we pick hunger. #Staysafe

Scaredd:
Good day everyone,

I'm the guy that likes to flirt with women (trying so hard to change). Sometime last year November, I hand some sex encounters with 4 different women (2 unprotected) and by first week of December I started experiencing some symptoms which include;

1.White tongue
2. Occassional diarrhoea (watery, oily and formy stool ever since then. I feel sudden need to ease like twice or thrice a day).
3. A gradual weight loss (I eat very well, mainly fruits and proteins with carbohydrates on average)
4. Occasional hand tremor.
5. Occasional body vibration and fast heart rate.

I used to smoke marijuana and take alcohol, but stopped. I also masturbated for about 5-6yrs, then stopped last year which added to flirting with women. I've not masturbated since then, but still take alcohol (mainly vodka).

I went to a university teaching hospital, met with the consultant and explained to her just as I'm doing here (she was wowed!). She then directed me to do HIV test (came back negative), H. Pylori test (also came out negative) and another test (I've forgotten the name).

She then prescribed, nystatin oral suspension and vitamin B Complex which I've finished taking, yet no change. Meanwhile, I've taken fluconazole, antibacteria and probiotics of late.

I'm waiting for the lockdown to be lifted to go back, but before then, (who knows when this whole problem will end) felt i might get some help here.

Please Doctors, what could be wrong with me. Especially this diarrhoea and white tongue. My stomach is always rumbling after eating. Please help.

Thank you.

Pictures of my tongue before and after brushing

None of these symptoms points to HIV. Your problem is anxiety. Take a deep breathe. HIV: fever, rashes, headache, body pains, sweating first line symptoms. You are probably having heavy fungi infection and microbial growth. Just focus more on treating malaria first, treat your diarrhoea more like don't eat vegetables baba. (It moves the bowel) your tongue is white as a result of diarrhoea losing water. Calm the Bleep down don't just go hospital catch coro with these symptoms. You need to buy vitamin C to boost your immune system. Go redo test after 6 months to be sure you are HIV negative. But man the test is 94% accurate