If I intend to own a piece of history in luxury form, it will be in the form of a wrist watch or jewellery... timeless things! Not on a piece of phone that becomes old model in less than a year.

Next!

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Obembet what gives? Why this long epistle for a simple topic?

A simple tabulation would have sufficed.

As to the topic, it is not about the amount that can be spent but the value that the spending can/will produce.

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Another law to embolden government foot soldiers to harass the people. These laws are never used against the main culprits... the political class!

Instead of creating foolish laws to chase shadows, why not empower the ICPC to properly audit politicians and all government staff before, while in office and after they leave office to track their finance? Why not implement an effective tracking system that monitors funds from generation down to actual expenditure?

The notion of innocent until proven guilty is a farce in this country. In a country that is the poverty capital of the world, instead of celebrating people who make it against all odds, once you look comfortable, they'll attack you without petition or evidence and ask you to prove you're innocent.

When nobody has reported a stolen chicken; then you see someone eating chicken and begin to question him/her on why they're eating chicken, how they got the money to buy the chicken and where and when they bought the chicken... just like that!

Yeye dey smell

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PDP is about who has money to share... forget the grammar

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Thieves regrouping

Then, Secondus will will in the supreme court and all of these will be null and void

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Both of them were Chelsea players So, any would do.

Drogba has arrived legendary status sha

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The FBN holding company behaved like a government agency, quick to deny only to somersault within 24hours.

I thought the sale was for a share of over 50% sef... nonsense!

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Let him remove his shirt, I want to check something

Personal conviction and/or any rehab center can clean anybody up... has nothing to do with Jesus.
However, if jesus was his reason, good for him!

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shedybaba44 you're not bored, you're simply silly and confused!
You don't know what you want in life and it seems you're too comfortable and don't exactly have problems. Your wife obviously isn't the problem here.

You need real drama in your life

If you're still confused about the drift of my post, it means that you should appreciate the life you have now before God makes life really interesting for you.

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So, at his age he attempted to kill 2 men because of his imagined loss of pe.nis privileges?

He should be killed by penile amputation

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Women turning men into vegetables since 1904

After using these diabolical means of trapping a man, they now wonder why the man is "dead" in some important areas of life

God save us from karashikas

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Too much focus on the FG... the state governments are so lazy that they can't create any job scheme for their people.

Without the FG doing something, there'll be no employment or empowerment opportunities in this country. The states and local governments also share this responsibility but, nobody is looking at them.

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Blue is the colour

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“As regards the locations and communities, I am sorry, I cannot share them with you,” he said.

End of story

Just like when one hajia tells you that she has fed 200million children with 5trillion naira in one month

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But to publish the list of boko haram sponsors is a big deal, right?

Yeye dey smell

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"I sold my soul to the devil: that's a crappy deal.
Least it came with a few toys like a Happy Meal
This game you could never win..."
- Kanye West – Eyes Closed

I won't call bullshit on korede bello's assertion because I know better
But, he should come and tell us 'what price' he sold his soul that year

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Fully paid for or 20yrs mortgage?

When someone in Nigeria tells you that they've bought a phone, a car or a house, you can be almost certain that they paid in full. But, in America, they probably paid a tiny fraction as down payment

Anyway, congratulations are still in order

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Everything happens in America!

This post should be titled; "when life decides to fvck you sideways".

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Noise! Even if CR7 wins the highest goal scorer in the EPL, it doesn't mean the team will win anything.
Football is a team sport!

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Rich investment in an already flourishing venture...
A classic case of those who have will have more given to them.

Anyway, I love soft things

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daddytime:
The secret to Diabetes isn't insulin.
You can't fight poison with poison. It will only become a vicious cycle and an addiction over time.

The disease is curable and reversible.

The big Pharms and Endocrinologists do not want people to know about this.

The simple trick to it is "fasting--intermittent fasting.

You can eat say, between 4-8 hours in a 24 hours window. This will help knock down some of the overflows of glucose/fructose in the body system because, at the time of the fast, the body will be forced to feed on itself thereby utilising the abundance of sugar already stored up in the bloodstream and easily convert these to energy to survive on.

Please, what is the basis of this your theory?
If fasting is the remedy, Muslims that do fast for over 12 hours straight for one full month should not be having diabetes... don't you think?

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This thread is annoying me sef

Well done captain save a hoe... if she was so great, she won't be divorced now! Fresh girls are turning 18 every single day but, your sense failed you so badly that you had to marry a single mother of two.

No sensible man throws away a good woman that gives him peace especially if they have children together. Don't worry, what her former husband saw and divorced her, you'll see it too in due time.
How you people manage your situation is your headache.

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We understand the game... some of the charges will be dismissed in court then,he'll be convicted on the most serious one with the heaviest sentence

Any which way, this is the end of his chapter.

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Platonic friends indeed!
Only a microscopic percent of girls will keep a male friend without getting some kind of benefits and naturally, the guy will want something in return and then one or both will start catching feelings

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Nigerians are really docile people... imagine the fake official figure as high as 22million with millions more underemployed just for survival
You cant have such a high number of people without jobs or welfare in a sane population and there would be peace.

It is well... e go beta

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How did you pass excellently last year and then fail the same exam woefully this year?
Are you growing in sense or is your brain leaking?

Seems the poverty on the land has become more miserable as it has now forced students to write their exams themselves because, extra cash to pay "mercenaries" is unavailable

Besides, this idea originated from the national assembly sometime ago but, it obviously cant be implemented because of the revenue benefits of maintaining it as it currently is.

And to the dolts with leaking brains quoting me, you cannot pass excellently and within one year, fail the same exam woefully! If you're truly competent, you'll have a performance that doesn't deviate so widely... and no, benchmark is not an excuse either. The only complain should be about the cost and not about people's ability to pass. If you passed last year, you shouldn't be among those complaining about rewriting it (except for cost) because afterall, it is the same exam, same syllabus, same grading... nothing has changed.

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With the over-bloated civil service and heavy recurrent expenditure bill, they are still creating agencies that can be easily fitted into an existing MDA of government

Yeye dey smell

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Wahala no dey finish
After all said and done, even if you get your money back, you'll have wasted atleast half of its value while chasing it.

May God protect us from unfortunate situations, amen!

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Original voicemail

Nigeria and its managers foolishly allow the world paint us all as criminals but in reality, our criminals are mere petty thieves and learners in the world of crime.

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Start singing that Kizz Daniel's song... "see this life I no like trouble o... no go dey do pass yourself... pemperipe pemperipepe..."

He'll get the gist

Most times, having work overload arises when you've hinted to your employed that you can over labour yourself by your own actions like foolishly working overtime unpaid, trying to impress by rushing through your work so as to appear competent, unnecessarily accepting multiple tasks at the same time etc

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