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They just keep spinning different tales as if we can't see and feel the comatose state of the economy.
People are suffering and all they do is talk... telling foolish lies all the time.

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Psoul:
1. How many children are born every day?

How many babies?

2. If you have 2 eggs, and you want to figure out what’s the highest floor from which you can drop the egg without breaking it, how would you do it? What’s the optimal solution?

Highest floor of what? Not dropping them at all

3.You have 100 coins laying flat on a table, each with a head side and a tail side. 10 of them are heads up, 90 are tails up. You can’t feel, see or in any other way find out which side is up. Split the coins into two piles such that there are the same number of heads in each pile.”

There'll be equal number of heads and tails in each regardless of how you select them as long as you have divided the 100 coins into 50 in each pile

4. There are three boxes, one contains only apples, one contains only oranges, and one contains both apples and oranges. The boxes have been incorrectly labeled such that no label identifies the actual contents of the box it labels. Opening just one box, and without looking in the box, you take out one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?

If you pick out an Apple in one box, label the other two with oranges. You'd be half correct on one box
But if you have time, pick the the fruit out, weigh it and multiple by the number that should be in each box to get a proximate match to be sure of the selected fruit and compare with the weight of the other boxes noting that one box will have a differing number (the mixed box).

Atleast, I've attempted answering while y'all are speaking grammer

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Good story that is very relatable to many people but, not everybody gets to make it despite the struggle.

However, is this truly the full story? *side eyes* ...or one big god located her in the struggle?

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In this life, just have money! Money will connect you to a few "right" people and the world is yours.

The political gimmicky and hullabaloo in Nigeria stinks to the high heavens.

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The op has arrived heartbreak boulevard and even now that he's staring at the gigantic breakup welcoming signboard with bright beaming neon lights, he is still blind... in denial

Premium tears loading

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To verify her claims, we need to see the fideo of the sucking or wedonblivit

Gather here if you want to see the video too

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She's officially confused

But on a serious note, she might have a situation that she's handling and needs the space.
You probably didn't notice her inconsistencies because you hadn't "opened an account" with her prior to now.

If you really like her and think she's worth it, check up on her once in awhile to see how she's doing. Call only once and if she doesn't pick it, try again several days later.

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Jeon:
it's a pity and a shame to see the Nigerian men tagging women are useless celebrating the same gender[women ] they criticized..

Instead of you to welcome and encourage such a breather (atleast), here you are trying to infect others with your confusion. Clap for yourself

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Sheath your swords guys for at least today and let's honour them.
No matter how useless you think they are, there won't be over 7 billion people on this planet without them

And life is actually a lot more beautiful with the right woman

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Let's join the rest of the world to clebrate all the good, virtuous and hard working women around the world who are contributing meaningfully to the human existence.

If you're one of such women, stay strong, keep doing the right thing and stay blessed.

You're all well celebrated!

Village people are very wicked o...

He needs psychological help

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Foolish boys
When someone kills for sport, they should be killed in a slow inhumane way too

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Is that supposed to mean something?
It won't even have the tiniest impact on dangote shares... so

Let me know when Elon Musk visits the site

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Neat interior but the highlight from this angle is just the staircase
That's just lazy! Not creative enough... I'll do better with 1tenth of his money

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Things fall apart!

Obviously, the destination is N500/$1
How long to hit this point is anyone's guess

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Unintended consequences
He didn't experrit

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Funny government spinning the same hogwash.
Show us the model of what you're talking about so we understand what you're saying.

How come the conceivers of this idea didn't consider the promotion of local production of solar panels and batteries as the driving force of this idea? Won't that do more for the economy?

plaindealer:
You mean 5 million Nigerians shouldn't receive, benefit from this scheme or even get electricity via this solar program until we convince other Nigerian to start manufacturing solar panels and batteries? When and how long are the interested Nigerians going to conceive, finance, built the manufacturing plants and start selling to Nigerians and in the meantime, we should juts sit down and look and do nothing?

What kind of backward thinking is this?

It's like saying we should not buy cars or start flying in planes until we start manufacturing cars or build airplanes.

Some of you just criticize as if it is by force toc criticize.

Those targeted are not on the national grid which means that this isn't an emergency that they wont calm down to make decisions that positions country to get maximum benefit from the policy. Just like we shouldn't at a time of crisis be borrowing to build railways to Niger and at the same time be selling national assets to fund budget. Misplaced priorities!

What's more is that that ERP document isn't new. So, why is it still being spoken of like news?

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Happens when you marry a slay queen
Some women don't have sense though.
How can you bring in another fully grown lady into your home to do your duties? What do you have that she doesn't

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RIP to the dead.

Lesson to all these wannabe feminists that want to do whatever the hell they want without consequence.
She's just 27, unmarried, has two sons and the tweets doesn't suggest that they have a known dad. She then went to jump on a fresh murderous dìck.

While it is true that there'll always be a ready dìck to jump on at any time, women will always be at the losing end of a promiscuous lifestyle.

BRATISLAVA:
You can't condemn men who kill women.

Instead it's somehow about women. What have you gained from posting rubbish about women? You and MejiLyon need to hook up.

A man will commit a crime. Rather than talk about that, you'll find a way to bring women into it, so that you can bash them.

Dude, what are you on about?
Men also kill men! Women also kill men and vice versa. The offender will pay for his crime since he is known.
My post was about the root cause of the problem. Treating the symptoms by condemning the act alone wont solve the problem.
Can you see how the life of her two sons (who don't know a father and have now lost their mother) is already looking bleak in terms of identity and moral upbringing and that without deliberate intervention, they will live to perpetuate this vicious cycle?
Give yourself some brain and call a spade a spade.

PinkHealthGroup:
You are a piece of dry kaka. What has feminism got to do with killing a single mother? I see why Nigeria is a garbage shaithole... assholes like you exist and function there

I wonder why some watery stool like you still suffer from selective attention problem
If not, you'd have seen how I qualified the kinda feminism I was talking about. But, seeing how this post has got you all triggered, then you're the exact kinda bìtch I was talking about.

If you got offended by my post, you should sit your asš down in a corner and try to figure out why you have problems and if you feel like quoting me to talk shìt, my middle finger is in the air for you.


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Awesome tech... but, unnecessary.

Yep, I said that shìt!

ugofulfilled:
For camping. Not your everyday car

Maybe you don't know the meaning of camping.
People go camping so they can sleep in a tent, reconnect with nature and leave the hitech city life behind for awhile.
Why then bring your mini house into the woods?

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Double wahala for dead body

The official and unofficial billing will be so massive that it will give him insomnia
Customer da da

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Will they seal our mouths?

I'll save them in that exact 1234 order.

As I'm pulling wife out, she'll hold mum and mum will hold daughter while the daughter holds the money.

At the end, I'd have saved only one and each will save the next simultaneously

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Bad day at the office
Nothing extraordinary here

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Be a decent man that has his shit together, simple!
Be all these as a good human being rather than for one woman's heart because, you can be all these and that woman will still go for a tout that is the exact opposite of the listed attributes.

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It surely hurts but, know that you should never try to be with a woman that doesn't want to be with you.
Thrash whatever sweet memories and good sides of her that you're consuming your emotional energy on right now and focus more on her bad sides and exaggerate them to make her less surreal.

Infact, imagine that some dude is fuçking her silly each time you think of her and that she's moaning hard too. It will sting at first but, it will get better with time. Whether she is was a good catch or not; don't worry, you'll be fine with someone else - her loss!

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Doing business in Nigeria is one hell of a risk
If it isn't government frustrating you with one policy somersault or the other, it will be taxes
If it isn't government it will be bad-belles and saboteurs
If none of the above, it will be your staff or customers

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Amaka never fails to disappoint

Picture of him kissing them both or adonbilivit

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The only time 7Million will look sumptuous when discussing FX is when you are converting it to naira... because naira is shit right now.
It will start the process but wont end it. You must secure additional scholarship and/or reliable sponsorship before you start.
Those people cheering you on and promising heaven might not be there when you finally need them... be wise!

Alternatively, just parte after parte and enjoy your life

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Some fine nuggets of wisdom here.
Big ups to the op for sharing them

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...and then Grace and Andrew lived happily ever after for about two weeks.
The end.

Emeka should celebrate because bastard children from the hoe have been removed from his future before they were even conceived. That should console him for the wasted time and resources.

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All na wash
Fake publicity stunt

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