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Health / Re: I Am A Human Chimera by DirtyGold: 11:03am On Jun 16, 2021 |
Op, so you swallowed your twin in the womb abi? Now, one innocent guy will now marry both of you as 2in1 and begin to wonder why his children look confused? Isorite... looking forward to more of your posts about the things you know we're all curious about What's tha business? 74 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Ordinary President Slaps Woman Who Set Her Niece On Fire During An Interview by DirtyGold: 10:17am On May 18, 2021 |
Set awon What's tha business? 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Unease In Senate As Senators Plot To Remove Lawan by DirtyGold: 10:00am On May 18, 2021 |
Act 1, scene 1 All na drama What's tha business? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Ladies: 7 Ways To Tell If A Guy No Longer Fancies You by DirtyGold: 11:03am On Apr 27, 2021 |
Men are simple creatures, there must be something a woman must have done or is doing that'll make a loving man iturnn love cold (exceptions are negligible) What's tha business? 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What You Are Doing Now VS What You Would Have Loved To Do. by DirtyGold: 9:42am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Entrepreneur but, I'd love to be a diplomat - foreign envoy thangs Citizen of the world levels What's tha business? 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Answer These Tricky Job Interview Questions From Apple Inc? by DirtyGold: 9:21pm On Apr 14, 2021 |
DaRuud: No oooo Sorry sir, na small reason I just give am What's tha business? |
Politics / Re: ‘Obaseki Lied’ — Zainab Ahmed Denies Printing N60bn To Support March Allocation by DirtyGold: 3:14pm On Apr 14, 2021 |
They just keep spinning different tales as if we can't see and feel the comatose state of the economy. People are suffering and all they do is talk... telling foolish lies all the time. What's tha business? 3 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Answer These Tricky Job Interview Questions From Apple Inc? by DirtyGold: 1:47pm On Apr 14, 2021 |
Psoul:How many babies? 2. If you have 2 eggs, and you want to figure out what’s the highest floor from which you can drop the egg without breaking it, how would you do it? What’s the optimal solution?Highest floor of what? Not dropping them at all 3.You have 100 coins laying flat on a table, each with a head side and a tail side. 10 of them are heads up, 90 are tails up. You can’t feel, see or in any other way find out which side is up. Split the coins into two piles such that there are the same number of heads in each pile.”There'll be equal number of heads and tails in each regardless of how you select them as long as you have divided the 100 coins into 50 in each pile 4. There are three boxes, one contains only apples, one contains only oranges, and one contains both apples and oranges. The boxes have been incorrectly labeled such that no label identifies the actual contents of the box it labels. Opening just one box, and without looking in the box, you take out one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?If you pick out an Apple in one box, label the other two with oranges. You'd be half correct on one box But if you have time, pick the the fruit out, weigh it and multiple by the number that should be in each box to get a proximate match to be sure of the selected fruit and compare with the weight of the other boxes noting that one box will have a differing number (the mixed box). Atleast, I've attempted answering while y'all are speaking grammer What's tha business? 221 Likes 12 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Abiola Adebayo: I Used To Hawk Bread To Raise My School Fees (Throwback Photo) by DirtyGold: 10:29am On Apr 14, 2021 |
Good story that is very relatable to many people but, not everybody gets to make it despite the struggle. However, is this truly the full story? *side eyes* ...or one big god located her in the struggle? What's tha business? 11 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Dariye: Supreme Court Dismisses 10-year Sentence. Upholds 2-year Sentence by DirtyGold: 10:06am On Mar 12, 2021 |
In this life, just have money! Money will connect you to a few "right" people and the world is yours. The political gimmicky and hullabaloo in Nigeria stinks to the high heavens. What's tha business? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: She Wouldn't Let Me Touch Her Phone, And Also Wants To Stop Being Intimate by DirtyGold: 9:48am On Mar 11, 2021 |
The op has arrived heartbreak boulevard and even now that he's staring at the gigantic breakup welcoming signboard with bright beaming neon lights, he is still blind... in denial Premium tears loading What's tha business? 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Policeman Told Me He Was Taking Me To The Station At 2am To Suck My Boobs - Lady by DirtyGold: 10:22am On Mar 09, 2021 |
To verify her claims, we need to see the fideo of the sucking or wedonblivit Gather here if you want to see the video too What's tha business? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Ladies Why? Why? Why? by DirtyGold: 8:39am On Mar 09, 2021 |
She's officially confused But on a serious note, she might have a situation that she's handling and needs the space. You probably didn't notice her inconsistencies because you hadn't "opened an account" with her prior to now. If you really like her and think she's worth it, check up on her once in awhile to see how she's doing. Call only once and if she doesn't pick it, try again several days later. What's tha business? |
Family / Re: #InternationalWomensDay: Happy International Women's Day by DirtyGold: 10:19am On Mar 08, 2021 |
Jeon:Instead of you to welcome and encourage such a breather (atleast), here you are trying to infect others with your confusion. Clap for yourself What's tha business? 8 Likes |
Family / Re: #InternationalWomensDay: Happy International Women's Day by DirtyGold: 10:04am On Mar 08, 2021 |
Sheath your swords guys for at least today and let's honour them. No matter how useless you think they are, there won't be over 7 billion people on this planet without them And life is actually a lot more beautiful with the right woman What's tha business? 15 Likes 1 Share |
Family / #InternationalWomensDay: Happy International Women's Day by DirtyGold: 9:50am On Mar 08, 2021 |
Let's join the rest of the world to clebrate all the good, virtuous and hard working women around the world who are contributing meaningfully to the human existence. If you're one of such women, stay strong, keep doing the right thing and stay blessed. You're all well celebrated! 5 Likes
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Education / Re: Why I Dropped Out Of Medical School At 500L, Ended Up As Cart Pusher –benue Man by DirtyGold: 8:40am On Mar 07, 2021 |
Village people are very wicked o... He needs psychological help What's tha business? 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians To Die By Hanging In Ghana For Kidnapping, Killing Four Girls by DirtyGold: 9:14pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
Foolish boys When someone kills for sport, they should be killed in a slow inhumane way too What's tha business? 4 Likes |
Business / Re: Femi Otedola Visits ‘Dangote Wonderland’ Second Time in One Month (Photo) by DirtyGold: 8:10pm On Feb 28, 2021 |
Is that supposed to mean something? It won't even have the tiniest impact on dangote shares... so Let me know when Elon Musk visits the site What's tha business? |
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Recreates Sitting On The Floor Of A Rich Man’s House As A Kid (Photo) by DirtyGold: 3:32pm On Feb 28, 2021 |
Neat interior but the highlight from this angle is just the staircase That's just lazy! Not creative enough... I'll do better with 1tenth of his money What's tha business? |
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To 410/$ At Official Market by DirtyGold: 7:47am On Feb 27, 2021 |
Things fall apart! Obviously, the destination is N500/$1 How long to hit this point is anyone's guess What's tha business? 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: See Photo Of A Man That Was Told To Go For A DNA Test by DirtyGold: 10:44pm On Feb 26, 2021 |
Unintended consequences He didn't experrit What's tha business? |
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Pay N144,000 For Solar Panels Govt Plans For 5m Homes by DirtyGold: 7:40pm On Feb 26, 2021 |
Funny government spinning the same hogwash. Show us the model of what you're talking about so we understand what you're saying. How come the conceivers of this idea didn't consider the promotion of local production of solar panels and batteries as the driving force of this idea? Won't that do more for the economy? plaindealer:Those targeted are not on the national grid which means that this isn't an emergency that they wont calm down to make decisions that positions country to get maximum benefit from the policy. Just like we shouldn't at a time of crisis be borrowing to build railways to Niger and at the same time be selling national assets to fund budget. Misplaced priorities! What's more is that that ERP document isn't new. So, why is it still being spoken of like news? What's tha business? 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: Man Divorces Wife And Marries The Maid In Zambia (Photos) by DirtyGold: 10:06pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Happens when you marry a slay queen Some women don't have sense though. How can you bring in another fully grown lady into your home to do your duties? What do you have that she doesn't What's tha business? 29 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: 27-year-old South African Woman Shot Dead By Her Boyfriend Of One Week by DirtyGold: 10:26am On Feb 25, 2021 |
RIP to the dead. Lesson to all these wannabe feminists that want to do whatever the hell they want without consequence. She's just 27, unmarried, has two sons and the tweets doesn't suggest that they have a known dad. She then went to jump on a fresh murderous dìck. While it is true that there'll always be a ready dìck to jump on at any time, women will always be at the losing end of a promiscuous lifestyle. BRATISLAVA:Dude, what are you on about? Men also kill men! Women also kill men and vice versa. The offender will pay for his crime since he is known. My post was about the root cause of the problem. Treating the symptoms by condemning the act alone wont solve the problem. Can you see how the life of her two sons (who don't know a father and have now lost their mother) is already looking bleak in terms of identity and moral upbringing and that without deliberate intervention, they will live to perpetuate this vicious cycle? Give yourself some brain and call a spade a spade. PinkHealthGroup:I wonder why some watery stool like you still suffer from selective attention problem If not, you'd have seen how I qualified the kinda feminism I was talking about. But, seeing how this post has got you all triggered, then you're the exact kinda bìtch I was talking about. If you got offended by my post, you should sit your asš down in a corner and try to figure out why you have problems and if you feel like quoting me to talk shìt, my middle finger is in the air for you. What's tha business? 30 Likes 2 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: China Unveils Luxury Motorhome With A Second Storey And An Elevator (Photos) by DirtyGold: 10:16am On Feb 25, 2021 |
Awesome tech... but, unnecessary. Yep, I said that shìt! ugofulfilled:Maybe you don't know the meaning of camping. People go camping so they can sleep in a tent, reconnect with nature and leave the hitech city life behind for awhile. Why then bring your mini house into the woods? What's tha business? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Driver on One-Way Trying To Escape Hits Policeman Off A Bridge (Video) by DirtyGold: 9:43am On Feb 25, 2021 |
Double wahala for dead body The official and unofficial billing will be so massive that it will give him insomnia Customer da da What's tha business? 2 Likes |
Forum Games / Re: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by DirtyGold: 9:34am On Feb 25, 2021 |
Will they seal our mouths? I'll save them in that exact 1234 order. As I'm pulling wife out, she'll hold mum and mum will hold daughter while the daughter holds the money. At the end, I'd have saved only one and each will save the next simultaneously What's tha business? 10 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Miss Of The Year: Aubameyang Fails To Score Open Goal Vs Benfica (Photos, Video) by DirtyGold: 12:08pm On Feb 19, 2021 |
Bad day at the office Nothing extraordinary here What's tha business? |
Romance / Re: 10 Things To Do To Get To A Woman’s Heart Easily by DirtyGold: 8:03am On Feb 19, 2021 |
Be a decent man that has his shit together, simple! Be all these as a good human being rather than for one woman's heart because, you can be all these and that woman will still go for a tout that is the exact opposite of the listed attributes. What's tha business? 1 Like |
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