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What a terrible loss... and for what?
May his soul rest well

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Nicely put together
Big ups to you yazga

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Because of paternity fraud na.

We are only sure of our mother's land while we're never sure of the father... let alone his land

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A healthy relationship is the type that doesn't have headache, pains and sickness na

I hope I have reasoned sensibly with the op?

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With the battered state of the economy and the increasing crime rate, this move is a no-brainer.

However, instead of prioritizing prisons, focus more on fixing the reasons why people end up there.

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Ordinary ohaneze, they can't get right between themselves yet, they want a nation of over 250 tribes to entrust leadership of the nation on them.

Bloody jokers!

bigfish3k:
Afenifere has factions too.

Name them

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This is interesting

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The insurgents were said to have looted valuables including large caliber guns before setting the army installations ablaze.

The real hoodlums came to town!

Water don dey pass garri small small o

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Chii59:
And If she decides to pay it forward by testing him too?

Fine and good!
The important thing is knowing the real person and deciding if their temperament and personality is suitable. Women naturally test men on a regular... sometimes unconsciously sef

Btw, you misapplied the "pay it forward" concept here.

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Only fools push away a person of value... and it happens quite often too.
With just a little extra income or promotion, some people begin to feel they are too good for you and think they deserve better. When this happens, accept the reality as painful as it may be and focus on growing yourself.

Nice write up

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The biggest mistake men make is trying to impress the woman they wish to keep at home. Men tend to woo women with the promise of sweetness by indulging her in a glamourous dating game.

If the destination of your relationship is marriage, simulate marriage scenarious during courtship.
Never promise or present a perfect life for her... go broke and stay broke for awhile and see how she reacts. Get her angry and see how she reacts/fights etc

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Matters arising.

Men are beginning to do to women what women have been doing to men from the beginning of time and they just can't take it

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The dribbling has just begun!

It is only in Nigeria that you'll suffer to make money, suffer to bank it and still suffer to get it back.

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What's up with stripping women in public? Is that some sorta "soft" punishment?

We don't know the back story but, I'm sure a man most likeky would have been beaten in this situation not stripped. Same should apply to a woman.

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When you are now world richest because the former guy was cut down because a bit.ch took a chunk of his wealth through divorce, nobody will advise you to thread carefully around them tramps.

I feel his pain though... nigga can't smash anyhow because he is a somebody and little indulgences carry major consequences.

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oyolohi:
How true is the saying that "Na woman dey kill man." ?

Well, here:

Women be like packages. Packages that come with nested layers of inner packages.

The first layer (the one a man sees the first day he meets the woman) is probably the most beautiful.

As soon as you toast her, and she agrees, she opens the first package/layer of stress to you.

Next, she waits until your third leg waka go colonize the thick jungle inbetween her two legs (commitment), then, she opens up another inner package of stress.

At this point, most men will not notice how every package has an inner box contained it. They go on like excited monkeys on fool's errand trying to see when they'll open the final package that doesn't contain an inner box --which consequently leads to marriage based on "love."

After marriage, the woman opens the most sacred chamber to the man. This chamber is the darkest of all, really really really, as in really dark dark... DARK! chamber of stress and ingredients: a Billion Shades of Stress.

After the marriage stage, the man is projected into another level entirely --exponential growth of stress that comes to life as soon as she starts littering... Kids. At which point, her packages get an upgrade from the apparently lifeless nature of which the man still feels he can escape anytime, to a permanent kind of package which life has been given to!

At the kids stage, the woman's packages have now evolved into generating their own packages of stress that intensifies during their teenage years. At first, these new kinds of packages called kids are so cuuuute (awwww), like energetic puppies... but the excited monkey fails to realize that puppies do not remain puppies forever --not even close to a fourth of their entire lifespan. At this point, the monkey trying to see when the packages will finish becomes miserably confused as the live packages are more than he can keep track of while simultaneously managing the woman's packages; He realizes a similarity in the nature of the Kids' packages --you open one, just to find another. From the soiled nappies stage to pre-school, school, teenage rebellion, up to their years of higher education. If the man ain't lucky, he births "Lazy" packages that won't gain independence: And who art thou to call them lazy, independent or unserious? You gave them life they didn't beg for! Deal with it. Yes, that's right.

At this confused and pathetic stage, the man's life flashes before his eyes and he realizes that he once had a choice: Not to get too excited opening up onion layers of a woman's package (the more you open, the more you cry) --and it has no end. However, 15 years too late.

Man now spends most of his free time hanging out with fellow married/miserable friends, trying to escape the nagging mountain of boiling vulcanoes at home.

Finally, the man dies trying to win the battle; Or, he could win --consequently, he becomes too stressed, and weak after "winning" --and may die without realizing. Worst, he realizes how much he could have enjoyed a less stressful life if only he transcended his biology and the selfish, impulsive pushes made by his DNA to replicate it self, while offering him a few seconds of pleasure: Good dog, good dog, fetch!


Tarnk you.

Funny as it is, I enjoyed reading this piece.
Nicely captured though I don't exactly subscribe to it's message

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Richjo:
bro you can't. I didn't spend 7+ years as an IT expert for nothing.

IT expert indeed! If you really were, you won't be crafty leeching on innocent girls, you'd instead spend your time on more profitable crimes more suitable to your alleged skills.

Even if you know something about IT, didn't you learn it from someone or weren't the systems designed by people... people who know more than you? Or you think all the tools available are known and accessible to random tech guys like you?

Point is, with interest and sufficient motivation, you'd be found in no time.

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After using blood money borrowing away the country's sovereignty, the man in charge of it is still threatening to deny Nigerians access to the facilities?

It's like thunder needs to visits these people o

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The solution is simple.
Open a new instagram account, have some subscription money set aside, then request to be added up to also enjoy what the exclusive clients are enjoying.

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Richjo, in your small mind, you think you are anonymous?
If I'm interested, in as little as 24hours, I will have your your real name and phone number and the rest is history.

You'll vomit more than you've swallowed if you don't stop as you've said.

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It's not easy to be a man as they say

Being a man is not a day's job

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Trump came with fire and didn't know when to stop stoking the fire.

After winning, switch off the fire and blow smoke every once in awhile to keep your supporters amused... That's how to play and survive politics

Now, the fire he kept burning has come to consume him and his entire brand!

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99% of Nigerians start up their companies and list their children - family members as directors. Nothing new here which is why most businesses crumble - they don't successfully pass on from generation to generation. The rare Nigerian business that is 50+ years is still alive because its creator isn't dead yet.

You hardly see people of same passion, skill or interest form a common company. Even if they do, one will soon become "more successful", break away and the company collapses.

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So, has killing him paid him back his money?

Poverty can make people do really stupid things

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The smooth guys that will be speaking vernacular with a sweet style but it will be sounding like queen's english in her ears. It is after the fifth round that she will start to see behind the charm

And guys like us that will have the shortest small talk, get the number and the relationship kicks off immediately like old friends

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Story story
This current arrangement is not working. Let's go back to the confederation system so each region can grow and set it's own priorities.

15 trillion even if judiciously utilized can't do squat to the dearth of infrastructure in this country as it is right now.

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Mcslize:
No I am not gay. You are the one that is a gay here. It only requires little time before you come openly and broadcast it yourself.

I still suggest you learn how to attract the opposite sex even though you've decided to thread the gay path.

If you still have interest to bear kids, I will highly advice you to learn how to roll with the opposite sex so that you won't end up drinking sniper in the future if your partner gets hijacked by a bad boy due to your inability to keep her yearning for you.

Now I will like to ask you, are you gay or you are planning to become one?

Mr nutcase, you start your post by declaring someone gay and then end the post by asking if the person is gay or planning to become gay Why are you confusing yourself?

I engaged you because I thought you had small sense from your initial post. Apparently, that's not the case and I admit that I was wrong.
So, I guess silence is the best answer to a fool like you henceforth

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Mcslize:
I am not a gay like you. You feeling too proud to learn cuz you believe on buying ladies love with money.

I want you to learn that was why I am still suggesting you to look into that write up critically so you won't end up lavishing your hard earned money to buy love instead of earning it naturally from the opposite sex.

I still believe you are a secret gay who is still thinking of coming out openly.

Why can't you just admit it so I will understand? Cuz from your demeanor, I can sense it from a far.

You are the type that will spend all his money on a lady thinking she will love you. Now that you see the opportunity to learn, you are acting like an educated illitrate who is too full of himself.

It's guys like you women make fool of and still be crawling and begging just to put the tip.

you're a proper nut case!
You seem to like the idea of being gay probably because that's what you are.

If you don't have mental issues, I see no reason why you'll assume, conclude and write a jargon story from your delusions about a person being gay and at the same time, on the same post accuse the same person of begging a woman for affection and even buying sex from a woman... Or maybe you don't know the meaning of gay?

Your mental problem is confusing you and you can't stick to one narrative.
Please, check yourself into a hospital so that they can fix you up

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Mcslize:
Simply tell me you are a gay. Cuz only gays and mgtow don't follow women.

So to you, I must know you first before you understand the meaning of cc. And who told you cc is only used for email?

You don't post shit about women because you have no clue on how to handle them. What stopped you from learning even if you don't dick ladies but guys?

By the way, how old are you for u to be using that expression little boys?

I guess you are still in your late 20th. You need to learn from the elders and stop acting gayish.

You didn't disappoint as expected.
Statistically, only a small fraction of the world's population have my level of education and I seriously doubt you can ever come close to such a high class with the mental imbalance you're exhibiting now.
You're a little boy by how you handled a little call out. I don't need to know you to determine that.

Because you're gay doesn't mean others are like you.
The content of your initial post was about not begging. Well, I don't beg anybody for anything... male or female especially for things that I can healthily do without! And I don't want your bloody advice. Shove your advice up your azz or better still, use it to game and bed all the dogs in your ghetto since your mind already appeals to gayish hence weird proclivities.

Adios

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Awesome!
The world belongs to the real hustlers... the thinkers!

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Mcslize:
You are not the Op, and you couldn't see the cc in the post, you couldn't learn anything from the write up cuz u feel you don't deal with women in your life. What makes you different from the op now?

Bros, this isn't email that you'll be cc-ing.
The content of your post was targeted and I needed to draw your attention to it.
And what makes you think I need woman advide? Do you know me or have you seen me post some stupid shit about women?

Nigga, stop tripping... you quoted the wrong person and you've been duely called out.
Little boys never take correction especially online, they return with false bravado acting all cocky.
Be calming down!!

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