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Romance / Re: Why Men Have No Business Being Married: An Objective Take by DirtyGold: 6:03pm On Jan 30, 2021
Mgtow has new adherents cheesy cheesy

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Health / Re: Nigerian Woman Dies 5 Days After Her Wedding (Photos) by DirtyGold: 9:52pm On Jan 29, 2021
All these young girls dying before or right after wedding... ayam not understanding again o

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Politics / Re: I Was Kidnapped In Church, Sold To Fulani Kidnappers – Bridget Esene by DirtyGold: 9:01am On Jan 28, 2021
The country is simmering in a calamitous state of higi haga lipsrsealed cool
The new service chiefs really have their work cut out for them

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Romance / Re: 20 Things You Probably Did Not Know About Life. by DirtyGold: 5:48pm On Jan 24, 2021
Nice info

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Romance / Re: Zambian Banker Suspended For Sleeping With Over 200 Clients by DirtyGold: 5:29pm On Jan 24, 2021
News say she was suspended!! The bank is considering which special title and promotion she will be given and what branch needs an "enterprising" staff to lead it wink wink

So, don't be alarmed! The suspension is a vacation to help the hole rest a little and recharge for next level grin grin

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Romance / Re: The Top 20 Reasons For Divorce That Most {couples} Overlook by DirtyGold: 5:26pm On Jan 24, 2021
Reason 1 is the most annoying. angry
A little improvement in a woman's earnings makes her head to begin to spin

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Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Fiance Now I Want Her Back by DirtyGold: 8:38pm On Jan 21, 2021
Go where you're celebrated!
Obviously, that family doesn't want you and they aren't doing you any favour by giving you their daughter.

Time will heal you... just move on.

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Crime / Re: How David Ntekim-Rex Was Killed (2018 IBM Competition Winner) by DirtyGold: 7:16pm On Jan 18, 2021
What a terrible loss... and for what? embarassed embarassed
May his soul rest well

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Romance / Re: Boys Open This Thread by DirtyGold: 5:29pm On Jan 18, 2021
Nicely put together
Big ups to you yazga

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Romance / Re: Why Do We Changed Addressing Countries From Fatherland To Motherland by DirtyGold: 5:04pm On Jan 18, 2021
Because of paternity fraud na.

We are only sure of our mother's land while we're never sure of the father... let alone his land grin grin

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Romance / Re: What Makes A Relationship Healthy? by DirtyGold: 4:40pm On Jan 18, 2021
A healthy relationship is the type that doesn't have headache, pains and sickness na grin grin

I hope I have reasoned sensibly with the op? cool

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Politics / Re: FG To Build 6 Correctional Facilities by DirtyGold: 9:01am On Jan 18, 2021
With the battered state of the economy and the increasing crime rate, this move is a no-brainer.

However, instead of prioritizing prisons, focus more on fixing the reasons why people end up there.

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Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Faction Backs IPOB Eastern Security Network by DirtyGold: 8:11am On Jan 18, 2021
Ordinary ohaneze, they can't get right between themselves yet, they want a nation of over 250 tribes to entrust leadership of the nation on them.

Bloody jokers! angry angry

bigfish3k:

Afenifere has factions too.
Name them

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Romance / Re: See The Reasons Why You Should Stop Having Sex by DirtyGold: 10:32am On Jan 17, 2021
This is interesting grin

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Missing As Insurgents Overwhelm Borno Army Installations by DirtyGold: 9:59pm On Jan 16, 2021
The insurgents were said to have looted valuables including large caliber guns before setting the army installations ablaze.
The real hoodlums came to town!

Water don dey pass garri small small o

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Romance / Re: This Is Why I've Decided Not To Marry by DirtyGold: 3:10pm On Jan 16, 2021
Chii59:

And If she decides to pay it forward by testing him too?
Fine and good!
The important thing is knowing the real person and deciding if their temperament and personality is suitable. Women naturally test men on a regular... sometimes unconsciously sef

Btw, you misapplied the "pay it forward" concept here.

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Romance / Re: Being Pushed Away In A Relationship: Is It Time To Give Up? by DirtyGold: 11:30am On Jan 16, 2021
Only fools push away a person of value... and it happens quite often too.
With just a little extra income or promotion, some people begin to feel they are too good for you and think they deserve better. When this happens, accept the reality as painful as it may be and focus on growing yourself.

Nice write up

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Romance / Re: This Is Why I've Decided Not To Marry by DirtyGold: 11:25am On Jan 16, 2021
The biggest mistake men make is trying to impress the woman they wish to keep at home. Men tend to woo women with the promise of sweetness by indulging her in a glamourous dating game.

If the destination of your relationship is marriage, simulate marriage scenarious during courtship.
Never promise or present a perfect life for her... go broke and stay broke for awhile and see how she reacts. Get her angry and see how she reacts/fights etc

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Romance / Re: "The Only Thing You Didn't Borrow Is Your Beard" - Lady Drags Man by DirtyGold: 11:25am On Jan 14, 2021
Matters arising.

Men are beginning to do to women what women have been doing to men from the beginning of time and they just can't take it grin grin

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Investment / Re: How To Retrieve Your Unclaimed Dividends by DirtyGold: 10:31am On Jan 14, 2021
The dribbling has just begun! grin grin

It is only in Nigeria that you'll suffer to make money, suffer to bank it and still suffer to get it back.

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Romance / Re: Uganda Presidential Candidate Wife Stripped By Police In Presence Of Her Son.vid by DirtyGold: 8:14am On Jan 14, 2021
What's up with stripping women in public? Is that some sorta "soft" punishment?

We don't know the back story but, I'm sure a man most likeky would have been beaten in this situation not stripped. Same should apply to a woman.

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Romance / Re: Meme Posted By Elon Musk (the Richest Man in the world) (PICTURE) by DirtyGold: 8:08am On Jan 14, 2021
When you are now world richest because the former guy was cut down because a bit.ch took a chunk of his wealth through divorce, nobody will advise you to thread carefully around them tramps.

I feel his pain though... nigga can't smash anyhow because he is a somebody and little indulgences carry major consequences.

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Romance / Re: Layers of a woman's package by DirtyGold: 8:48pm On Jan 12, 2021
oyolohi:
How true is the saying that "Na woman dey kill man." ?

Well, here:

Women be like packages. Packages that come with nested layers of inner packages.

The first layer (the one a man sees the first day he meets the woman) is probably the most beautiful.

As soon as you toast her, and she agrees, she opens the first package/layer of stress to you.

Next, she waits until your third leg waka go colonize the thick jungle inbetween her two legs (commitment), then, she opens up another inner package of stress.

At this point, most men will not notice how every package has an inner box contained it. They go on like excited monkeys on fool's errand trying to see when they'll open the final package that doesn't contain an inner box --which consequently leads to marriage based on "love."

After marriage, the woman opens the most sacred chamber to the man. This chamber is the darkest of all, really really really, as in really dark dark... DARK! chamber of stress and ingredients: a Billion Shades of Stress.

After the marriage stage, the man is projected into another level entirely --exponential growth of stress that comes to life as soon as she starts littering... Kids. At which point, her packages get an upgrade from the apparently lifeless nature of which the man still feels he can escape anytime, to a permanent kind of package which life has been given to!

At the kids stage, the woman's packages have now evolved into generating their own packages of stress that intensifies during their teenage years. At first, these new kinds of packages called kids are so cuuuute (awwww), like energetic puppies... but the excited monkey fails to realize that puppies do not remain puppies forever --not even close to a fourth of their entire lifespan. At this point, the monkey trying to see when the packages will finish becomes miserably confused grin as the live packages are more than he can keep track of while simultaneously managing the woman's packages; He realizes a similarity in the nature of the Kids' packages --you open one, just to find another. From the soiled nappies stage to pre-school, school, teenage rebellion, up to their years of higher education. If the man ain't lucky, he births "Lazy" packages that won't gain independence: And who art thou to call them lazy, independent or unserious? You gave them life they didn't beg for! Deal with it. Yes, that's right.

At this confused and pathetic stage, the man's life flashes before his eyes and he realizes that he once had a choice: Not to get too excited opening up onion layers of a woman's package (the more you open, the more you cry) --and it has no end. However, 15 years too late.

Man now spends most of his free time hanging out with fellow married/miserable friends, trying to escape the nagging mountain of boiling vulcanoes at home.

Finally, the man dies trying to win the battle; Or, he could win --consequently, he becomes too stressed, and weak after "winning" --and may die without realizing. Worst, he realizes how much he could have enjoyed a less stressful life if only he transcended his biology and the selfish, impulsive pushes made by his DNA to replicate it self, while offering him a few seconds of pleasure: Good dog, good dog, fetch!


Tarnk you.
Funny as it is, I enjoyed reading this piece.
Nicely captured though I don't exactly subscribe to it's message

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Romance / Re: The Skeleton In My Cupboard: My own type of scam by DirtyGold: 8:20pm On Jan 11, 2021
Richjo:
smileybro you can't. I didn't spend 7+ years as an IT expert for nothing.
IT expert indeed! If you really were, you won't be crafty leeching on innocent girls, you'd instead spend your time on more profitable crimes more suitable to your alleged skills.

Even if you know something about IT, didn't you learn it from someone or weren't the systems designed by people... people who know more than you? Or you think all the tools available are known and accessible to random tech guys like you?

Point is, with interest and sufficient motivation, you'd be found in no time.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi: FG Will Stop Train Services If COVID-19 Protocols Are Not Observed by DirtyGold: 6:42pm On Jan 11, 2021
After using blood money borrowing away the country's sovereignty, the man in charge of it is still threatening to deny Nigerians access to the facilities?

It's like thunder needs to visits these people o angry

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Romance / Re: How Do I Approach This? Advice Please! by DirtyGold: 5:49pm On Jan 11, 2021
The solution is simple.
Open a new instagram account, have some subscription money set aside, then request to be added up to also enjoy what the exclusive clients are enjoying. wink grin cool

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Romance / Re: The Skeleton In My Cupboard: My own type of scam by DirtyGold: 5:33pm On Jan 11, 2021
Richjo, in your small mind, you think you are anonymous?
If I'm interested, in as little as 24hours, I will have your your real name and phone number and the rest is history.

You'll vomit more than you've swallowed if you don't stop as you've said.

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Romance / Re: What Men Go Through In Marriages by DirtyGold: 3:06pm On Jan 11, 2021
It's not easy to be a man as they say cool

Being a man is not a day's job

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Romance / Re: See What Is Trending Now On Facebook. by DirtyGold: 3:04pm On Jan 11, 2021
grin grin

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Sports / Re: PGA Strips Trump's National Golf Course Of 2022 PGA Championship by DirtyGold: 1:51pm On Jan 11, 2021
Trump came with fire and didn't know when to stop stoking the fire.

After winning, switch off the fire and blow smoke every once in awhile to keep your supporters amused... That's how to play and survive politics

Now, the fire he kept burning has come to consume him and his entire brand!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Joins His Father's Pacific Holdings Limited As A Director (Photo) by DirtyGold: 12:04pm On Jan 11, 2021
99% of Nigerians start up their companies and list their children - family members as directors. Nothing new here which is why most businesses crumble - they don't successfully pass on from generation to generation. The rare Nigerian business that is 50+ years is still alive because its creator isn't dead yet.

You hardly see people of same passion, skill or interest form a common company. Even if they do, one will soon become "more successful", break away and the company collapses. grin grin

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Crime / Re: NOUN Clerk Arrested For Killing His Colleague Over N70,000 Debt by DirtyGold: 10:01am On Jan 11, 2021
So, has killing him paid him back his money?

Poverty can make people do really stupid things

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