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Mcslize:
cc: Oibrahim

I wanted to write but I just can't. Op, what is this? There is no way that girl will want to date u with this self degrading attitude you just displayed. What the Bleep! Begging a lady for a date?

You have bleeped up a big time. Let me tell you a secret, girls never date guys that degrade themselves before them. You could get this girl if not that you've degraded yourself begging her. You are not even begging her with charisma, you were begging her like she is your Lord and Personal savior. Haba!

Let me tell you: this was how one guy was begging one babe I met. She used to tell me how the guy used to beg her and how she always rebuke the guy. Me that was not giving her attention was the one she was running after. We kpashed many times and that guy is still begging for a date. Chaaiiiii.

I pitied the guy if only he knew he can't get the babe through begging. You can only get that babe if you restrategize your format and act with I don't care attitude. That's the only way you can redeem your already lost self worth.

I repeat, you can never get a girl by begging and crawling on the floor for her. Girls feel more attracted to men that don't love them than men that love them.

So if you pull back all these your begging and crawling attitudes, her interest in you might pick up cuz she will be wondering why you no longer care.

Trick: things that are scarce are always valued by people more than things that are readily available.

Why not make yourself a scarce commodity and see how she will start showing you interest?

If a girl is always running to you after being heart broken by another nigga, and all you do is console her and show her all those stupid I care attitudes, she will never have any attraction for you. Care is the fastest way of making a girl friendzone you.

You can only show care if both of you have bleeped. And you even still need to know where to draw the line cuz too much care sucks to girls. It looks creepy to girls. Care today, then withdraw and be that uncaring guy another day. Be unpredictable in all your actions towards the opposite sex.

You supposed not to beg her. When a girl leave, I don't beg. They always come back.

Now, put up your I don't care attitude and watch how that will mess her mind up and start developing interest in you.

Orishirishi

Could this be love?
Nah... I think the guy's brain is paining him and he needs an overdose of paracetamol

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Lord save me from karashika!

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When you are operating in the poverty capital of the world, you need cool strategies like this
Watch how the next service will have double the number of sheeples

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Very good summary... You've done well sir
3 luscious puccis for you Ert9

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This OP is the real MVP... We need to clap for this interesting story. It cracked me up big time

If this story is true, I can imagine how the woman will humiliate her husband following this episode. "You are not a real man" must be one of the lines should will certainly use on the poor guy

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The strategy is to shift the spotlight away from yourself.

Tell her you are down to do with her the naughtiest thing she can think of at that moment.... say it with a sly grin*

If she takes the bait... tease her with it. If it is something you'll like to do, then have fun (with her means she'll start or you'll both actively do it).

But, don't do something stupid just because she dared or suggested it.

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Even when caught with a smoking gun, the plead will always be "not guilty"
Let the court or a competent panel decide.

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Well expected
Had it been by some miracle Kanye won the presidency, she would have stayed even if he was certified to be mad!

Women and "acting" for their self interest are like pap and akara

A hoe will always be a hoe no matter how "rich" she gets. Never marry a hoe!!

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When you're doing the wrong thing, you'll surely know but the immediate gratification can be very luring.
Wisdom is profitable to direct sha

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Because we are human beings... higher mamals and emotions are usually involved plus sex is supposed to be a private individualized affair. That the world has now decayed so much that people now do it by street corners and upload their private sexual moments doesn't change the fact that we are human beings with hardwired natural instincts.

Sex ordinarily should be a product of love which is why the hurt from cheating goes beyond just the physical activity of the sex - pleasure your partner had with someone else but, that feeling of betrayal it causes

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Maybe she feels it can only tickle her down there meanwhile, she is used to long big ones like cocoyam that can scratch her properly

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"Renting" the boobs (for some squeezing) probably paid for food so that she wont die na
Sense winot kee me o

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Ass + boobs + pretty face + brain = terrible attitude - you'll surely die before your time!

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Apparently, the dissolved guys weren't real niggas
I hope the new goons will deliver sha

Besides, we're expecting this kinda news at the national level especially with regards to those wearing uniforms

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Wahala for who go collect greek gift from thug

What is saddening is how policemen now act as errand "hitmen" boys for whomever is paying... such a pity!

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Where is his source of this information?
These men just love to lord over other men who take them serious.
Even the bible admonishes against false prophets

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Black mamba... A snake you don't want to ever come in contact with except you're a honey badger !
It is faster than humans and highly deadly.

DisLifeSha:
It's not the fastest. The green snake is the fastest

I never said it was the fastest. However, a quick search of the "fastest snake" in the world brings up the black mamba.

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Things are getting more interesting
Covid was fun in it's first few months but has become boring.

In 2021, maybe aunty dictator can help arrange for some action for the world... like vampires and zombies attacking the world will be more exciting.

Let's get a chance to go on the offensive too

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When faced with disputes at home, a man must first and foremost diplomatically try to de-escalate tensions and bring peace without taking anyone's side. His role shouldn't be that of a judge but a mediator.

He can see who is wrong and who is right from hearing them out and with that information, he'll reason with the party at "fault" with a view of having them understand and apologize while he'll approach the offended party to appease them to forgiveness.

Whether this is done on the spot or privately will depend on the situation. Both families are there for him and he should understand them and know how to balance their interests.

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The winner is the one you can afford.

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Who has time for nonsense?
Free the ignorer and get busy with something else

Article was poorly translated to mask plagiarism.

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That's how they keep duplicating everything with no real benefit yet, they keep complaining about size of government and the need to cut cost. Register so many political parties but only 3 are viable, create multiple redundant ministries with no actual productivity... very silly leadership!

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You're talking about NYSC yet, you used a white man's picture
Is your brain paining you?

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Complimentary breakfast at that price in this economy is rich! They should have removed it quietly sef.
Go out to a nearby restaurant and they'll serve the same food but in a better plate

When airlines increased their fares and removed the complimentary snacks inflight because of covid, didn't we continue to fly?
Enjoy in peace and stop complaining.

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I don't know why some teachers think they are gods - as if they invented the knowledge they are imparting.

I can read the pain from the write up and I can only recommend psychotherapy because issues like these need to be addressed.

IMAliyu:
Is therapy even a thing in this country?

There surely is. Ask in the right places and you will find it.

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And he'll be forming hard guy o...
Well, I'm not surprised at the underwear judging from the colour of his tshirt
He must have been raised by a very tough woman

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Marry a slay queen at you own peril
Nuff said!

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Operation share the money has been interrupted
And somebody will say there's no money in the country...

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We live in a liberalized world and everybody has a smartphone. Women are free to do whatever they like now without shame (call it feminism)
Discipline isn't a strong personal trait people posses these days

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Eyah... have the surgery once and for all
Stay strong

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