Coke and biscuit?
That'll be the original pepper dem because, people will so vex that they'll always remember to insult you for wasting their transport money

To make it more interesting, replace coke with zobo

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Don't be in a hurry... wait for the courts to make the victory permanent first before you begin to speculate.
APC don't play with election victory... it is the only thing that is priority to them

As for the shameless decampee ashawos, no big deal with them as they'll always find their way back to the ruling party

MiztaSpark:


Trust me, the election was very clear and free from any form of violence. The results were so clear that rigging was too difficult to attempt. The defeated has already accepted his faith and given up so there is nothing like a court case.

Edo State has made history in Democracy by winning an election without bloodshed or violence and this will be the first election that will require no court case.

Ayor93:

It is sealed, Bubu has congratulated him.

This is Nigeria, anything can happen... including Obaseki returning to APC! Just wait for it...

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Men will always find someone fresher to marry at any time... with a little money, he's good to go!
Even FFK will have fresh girls lining up to marry him if he chooses to remarry.

I wonder what deludes women to think that men will beg to stay with them... and I say this because, majority of divorces are initiated by women.

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I'd rather say it was a stunt to test public response because you cannot tell me that it is the same person that issued the directive that composed and tweeted it... Yeye dey smell!

The government clearly sees the citizens as customers... this current administration just happens to shamelessly highlight and spotlight that fact.

Where other sensible governments around the world are constantly asking and seeking how to protect and give their citizens benefits, ours here are constantly looking for ways to inflict pain and hardship on its citizens... and they are never short of these ideas. That's why they loot mindlessly and do everything for personal interest. The ones done to look like public benefit are actually done to gather political clout...

God punish all the vampires in the corridor of power, amen!

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Timekeeper:
God save us... Debt debt debt all time



Attention pls: I need a trusted escrow agent here on nairaland.... Who knows anyone here that is involve I escrow service... Pls it must be a trusted person here on nairaland.... A trusted and tested person...

Pls help me guys.. Trusted Escrow needed

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Timekeeper:


I Wana send phone to sumone.... The person Is far from me

Tricky situation. So what happens if the person sends payment to your escrow person and then receives the phone... isn't satisfied and wants to return it? Who bears the cost of the return?

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This ridiculousness is getting more ridiculous by the day

Well, the country should collect a 2 trillion naira loan for me... I'll pay back later

But seriously, I think next year should see no new capital project. All income and revenue should be used to fix this borrowing problem and save for the coming year.

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Mr best man is so old in whatever they are into that his speech has been contaminated.
After death comes judgment... live right y'all!

RIP to the dead

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Go and find a psychotherapist

lagdmark:

Who dey consult psychotherapist in Nigeria when Pastors, Alfa and babalawo dey?

How pathetic

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Sam2310:
people will think u lie because of what she said.
me for instance will just tell her that if 5.9 length and 4.2 Girth is not okay by u, u better look for something bigger.
This way, u don't insult her but people will decide that she a community used.

What makes you think being nice to her is in your best interest in this kinda situation?
And who cares what people think?
A yab for a yab... dasall

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Exam question

Critically examine the link between women, serpents and blowjobs using the thai teen as a case study
-100marks

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But the students cannot protest ASUU's irresponsible handling of their academic affairs with flimsy strikes every now and then abi?

Una neva chichumchin

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Ouch!

If my girlfriend tells me that in private sef, yawa go ghass talk more of on national TV
Even if it isn't true and she actually screams during the rumble, that was still a below the belt diss

I will just tell her that her tondo is deep and wide like an old badly used community well
Let's be mad together

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What a wicked world!

May the little girl's soul rest in peace

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I have nothing to say on this

Space for sale

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Much ado about nothing!

People should be discussing and strategizing on how to redeem this country from the apparent "grandiloquent and bombastic" black-hole it is slipping into

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There's nothing new here... first families always abuse their privileges in this country.
Even their cronies are part of they party.

It is well

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We live in an era of badly behaved babies

People just take substances, lose their minds and act irrationally

I wonder what we should expect from the generation that will be raised by this lost generation.

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The reason is simple and it is because, to fxck is sweet

Forget your five reasons

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Or else what? Ecowas has imposed sanctions already...

If Africa is not ripe for democracy, the military should take over... period!
Only problem is, the military is also corrupt

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Same difference

Babasanjo still looking agile though

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12. That if you fxck the wrong person, it can fxck your life up totally

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Bread and sugarcane

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Kpekus be putting men in trouble since the beginning of time

So, if the girl didn't get pregnant, he would have continued to abuse the girl
Wicked world!

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This can't be real

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Openbusiness:

Excellent cooking skills abeg. After I eat the wonderful food she cooked, I will juz go relax and sleep. She can nag and complain to the pot and plates, he no consign me

I pity you o! You don't know that it is when you ignore her that the nagging becomes amplified?
She'll "jack" your shirt and begin to taunt you with "you must kill me today" song
My guy, life go just tire you.

To the OP, stop making the world look so terrible.
There are people who've almost got it all without any major "but"... and they are all over the place.

Openbusiness:
a woman that doesn't nag and complain DOESN'T EXIST. All of them nag and complain. No let the OP deceive you. I can handle a nagging woman that is a good cook, but I can never accept a nagging woman that doesn't even know how to cook

We are not talking about the occasional complain.
We are talking about those one with nagging talent... nothing is ever okay with them... everything na fight... before she finishes her request, she expects that it has been done and agreed or disturbance resumes immediately

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Asiseeit:


Good questions. So baba Messi be calming down. Ordinary one trophyless season you dey para, nobi arsenal go 10 years trophyless one time so .
It's for better or for worse. Ride or die. This Messi go dey unfaithful o.

My broda, leave that guy...
The accolades spree don enter him head wella

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Decimus:


You are missing the main point and the most important thing in this argument.

There's is a clause in his contract that allows him to leave for free at the end of every season.
Now Barca are saying that clause should have been activated in June cos that's when seasons normally end. But Messi and his team are saying the season ended in August, which is technically right.

This previous season was extended and it ended in August.

The case will be settled in court, and it Will be a very easy case. Depending on what's in the Contract, if it's "June" or "end of the season"

Of course La liga are throwing their weight behind Barca cos if he leaves, the league will be more or less like the eredivise.

I think you need to slowly read my post that you quoted again because it answers everything you just said.

So, Messi is the poster boy of Laliga and if he leaves, the whole league crumbles ehn?
Una too dey exaggerate that guy importance abeg!

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jaxxy:


Messi career can’t end badly either it’s all planned out by his new club. On the other hand barca will struggle for sm years b4 ever being near thesame. That is the description of fade.

His career can end terribly and he knows it too well!
A club that has been existing since 1899 will fade because one messi left?
Was Barca not doing good before Guardiola modified the team to make messi what he is today?
Xavi and Iniesta literally played for messi. They made old and new players flow their game towards messi

With messi on the team, what did they win this past season?

They might struggle for one season, but they will surely bounce back in the next whether messi leaves or retire at the club.

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jaxxy:


FIFA and the courts can easily decide this. The club will fail and fade. His career will go on.

Everybody had to adjust to the pandemic. Even the season. Lol

Club fail and fade?
Don't make me laugh please!
His career has 2 more average shining years and 3 more below average years left

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jaxxy:


It will go dirty. He will walk this season either ways. The club will be the loosers. Too bad they fail to be reasonable.

And his career will die a natural unfortunate death as well
No player is bigger than the club/league that has been paying him for years
If he is brave and believes he is right, let him travel to Manchester for medicals let us see.

Infact, let him wear City's jersey to train at home and upload the pix for us to see.

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