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I like his songs maybe because he is realistic when he writes..............

Sha, l went to this website www.nigeriamovies.net and l listened to his second song.................know me when am poor not when am rich, you claim relationship..............................he is just one funny guy.

I always tell my girlfriends that please always take your own money with you .

No matter where you are going be it movie or restaurant..........some Nigeria guys act strange.........they can pick up a quarrel with you at the last minute to paying the check........and the guy would just leave instead of him to politely say he is broke . I have seen this happen to many of my friends so in that instance, you had better be prepared incase of the unseen.............Nigeria guys change your ways.

1) When on leaving the Airport, you start feeling hot air instead of the cool chilly winter weather. Don't be surprised if people by your side smell of sweat.Na so Nigeria weather be.

2) When Mamma Nkechi invites you to eat at her shed next to the dustbin. Don't vex. It's Nigeria for you.

3) When you see people outside watching football in front of the pharmacist shop and everyone in the neighbourhood shouts "it's a goal" or "up Nepa". You would know sey na Lagos proper you de.

4) When your nna bros or yoruba bros yan you in pidgin and you hear the slogan" long time no see" instead of watz up or how's it going?". Those are the signs ok.

5) When "Agbaro" area boy stop your bus for money, you would know sey you are inside molue/danfo and not DC metro.

6) When your danfo bus driver tresspass"black light" instead of "traffic light" and no police/anyone stops him.

7) When you see a fine girl and everyone says"hey, fine sister or fine girl "instead of excuse me baby, Have I met you before?Na Lagos boys for you.

When you look around and it is Mr Biggs or Tantalizer that is smiling at you instead of Wendy's or Pizza hut.

9) When you see "harboki" mallam sleeping in front of your gate insead of a "computerised security alarm".

10) When you hear the word" boyz night out " or " ladies night out " instead of outing.

11) When mamma Agege comes in front of your house each morning asking you to buy "Agege bread" instead of you buying Baggles or waffles.

12)When you want to move out of your street and you are told that "Owambe party" de block the street. No vex o, na Lagos for you.

13) When you climb "Okada" motorcycle without any crash helmet and nobody stops you to ask you for it.

14) When you see "roasted corn and pear or suya" being roasted by the gutter. No think say you go have stomach ache. It's as healty as barbecue chicken and hotdog.

15) When policeman stops you and you give him five naira(#5) and he tells you to go. No scratch your head and think twice. Na so Lagos police men de do.

16) When you see your watch being stolen before your very eyes. You would know sey na Balogun market u de and not Hetchs or Jcpenny.

17) When you hear "Omoalata" screaming "Purewater or #10 kobo ice water". No get shock. It's what Lagos big guys drink.

18) When you wear a shirt from yankee and all your friends tell you" Omo, you baff up" or when you wear a slippers from yankee and all your friends tell you "Aba made".It's not a sign of jealousy o , it's a sign that's u have arrived.

19) When you are told to "Shine your eyes". Then you would know say khaki no be leather.

No vex, if any of this happen to you, shebi na Nigeria you want go do your Xmas? Cheers, Nigeria is a fun place to be!

well, kinda true nike

But l noticed when it comes to a guy, l find it hard to say whats on my mind, so l say nothing............and he be like tell me now, whats it, then l finally tell him whats on my mind and he be like, why was it so hard to say...........men are mystery beings , l wonder why they can't read our minds.lol .

am kinda guilty lol .......got me on that one "nothing" when l say nothing, then it means something.

Some lady told me that....................once you have your baby, despite the pain, you would love to do it over and over again. that l don't know the joy you get when you hold the baby. that that joy washes all pain away. hum, l was like reallly.........

tiwa, actually l got it from different sources. At least we all now understand " why guys act the way they do".

It get one day for unilag, awon boys go mama nkechi go chop, so as awon boys want order, we come see this sexy chicks wey de for campus named Nike, Bimbo and Chinwe, Forget am this na real big babes for campus and every guy want toast them. So sha, since we boys no want disgrace ourselves, we come de order rice and chicken and before we want chop amala and ewedu soup.

so sha, as awon boys come de chop our rice and chicken. the thing no sweet sef.............guess wetin Nike, bimbo and chinwe come order.lol

They come order amala, eba and egusi soup come de chop am like say tomorrow no go come........................na vex awon boys come vex.

The main message be say, no do shakara for any lagos chick when it comes to food becos she no go even mind you when she want order.

Never never go to canada.....................the cold there pass iceland....................its really really cold in canada.........but they have some really  cool place  especially in toronto like the  wild water kingdom, toronto island park, Casa loma, the Cn tower and much more in other parts and lots and lots of job opportunity because lots of people don't want to leave there. Well, l can't leave there though

The year 2005 was kinda good , bad, ok...................u know in life we all tend to experience good days, bad days, and some ok days.

But best of all, l thank God that am alive to see the end of this year because many many people have died , people who taught they would enjoy christmas, newyear.............so l think we all should be thankful we alive no matter how the year has been.



Merry xmas and a happy new year in advance...............one week to xmas

love has many colors but l heard the true color of love is white meaning a pure relationship...........sha, l no know o.

Well, except if the guy has the spirit of God then he won't be unfaithful.....................it all depends on the person.......................faith and beliefs on adultery and temptations.............but not all men are unfaithful , there are still a lot of faithful guys out there too.

It doesn't really matter to me , l think its better to be shy than too bold....when you shy and don't talk much, people tend to respect you and look up to you unlike when you too bold...........to a fault.

well, it all depends on the meaning of shy to you

Pretend to faint.............................just collapse on her and she be there helping you to survive.........lol lol lol

In nigerian culture, the man should pay and must pay whether he likes it or now if not girl go run ooooooooo .

In oyinbo culture, the man or the woman can pay..thats the way their culture works.

But to me, l think it doesn't really matter as long as you have mutual understanding that shoudn't be an issue.

Sup Skidoc,
I saw this question in some site called www.askmen.com

The answer is that in life men and women love to be treated as kings and queens......

An ugly man with a beautiful wife is this, the beautiful woman knows that she has so many suitors and admirers, so she would be acting proud, cooly to her ugly man and the ugly man would have to do anything for her knowing that any mistake , another man would take her........So he treats the beautiful woman like a queen and she too knows that she is being treated well , so she stays in the relationship. so that is why and vice versa with ulgy girls and fine men.

Thats the answer

Sup,
  Well to answer your question. you will know its true love if the guy or the babe can sacrifice for you because true love isn't all about feelings, roses, flowers but  Its about making sacrifice.

Can he miss his job just because you are ill
Can he be there for you when you don't have a single cash.
Can he be there for you when you turn mad
Can he be there if you have an accident and your half your face is gone., will he or she still be with you



To me, true love takes a while to develop but with time when you begin to see this signs , you would know that he or she is your true love.

I think they are very annoying too..........am sorry to say.

This is a very tricky one but from my perspective.

Love ...... is a very spiritual force, its all about sacrifice, can he do things for me, can he be there for me, can he love me whether am blind, deaf or ill, you know thats love............love is feelings with actions ........it all boils down to sacrifice, passion and trust in the long run.
Like.......if a guy says to me, ooo l like you, then it means he likes me as a friend and not ready to do anything that requires sacrifice for me....thats what that means. its similar to saying, " I like that dress" but can l buy the dress for that price......or I like that suv truck but can l buy it.........all l want is just to be there admiring.....fine car , fine dress but no real care............u feeling me on that one. Also, like can be compared to feelings with no action.

May God forgive you all becos most of you are not even married yet and you don't even know what you might marry in the long run..............so erora ma soro. ( that is be careful what you say.)

As long as God gives and God takes...........if he gives you a blind man that is a millionaire.......men, l no send whether he blind or deaf or dumb oooooooooooooooo ( l de oooooo for any blind man wey be like bill gates .).......

So make una careful ooooooooooooooooooooo

Hi destiny,

First of all, l am answering your post because you kind of bear my sign in name disney - destiny.

Well, your case is not a new one in town. You're not the first and you won't be the last either. We have many cute couples in town. Will Smith and his wife and so many more cute couples together. But you and your boyfriend have to be both strong and continue to learn to say no to your various suitors. If you see one wey fine pass your boyfriend or better than him in character , words or deeds, it's ok to move on with life as long as you not both married. So you don't belong to each other yet until God pronounce you man and wife. It's your life and you are as free to date as many guys as you want as long as you not married.

But in the long run, if you and your suitor has already made up your mind to be together till death, then forget the other suitors because they only ruin your relationship with your boyfriend So to be forewarned is to be forearmed. Best of luck.

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? Uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed p******cats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72.. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73.. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationship

. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.

l bursted out laughing in my skool library ......people taught l was crazy when l read this part.........lgood job ochool

saint joe,

that got me laughing .........................

hum, Nigeria girls no sabi swim..........

Sha, also to the Nigeria guys just like food is the way to your hearts........................so also, is food the way to a nigerian girl's heart.most Nigeria guys don't enter the kitchen.all they do is seat down and watch television ,why we ladies do the cooking .just like RMD won for geneveive's heart by cooking for her in the movie keeping faith.

Isewu in the morning, egusi soup in the afternoon and shrimp coconut rice in the night with a bottle of champayne.That would be the romantic way to say to a true nigerian woman.......I love you gidi gon. for real.