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nlPoster:
Nigerians have not started naming their kids America yet.

Perhaps after this your post they'll do that.

So where did you meet a Nigerian called America Faith?

Funny but that was her surname and she's a Nigerian.

TerraMessorem:
clumsy davido, looked afraid to touch her. am not criticising, am saying, hes not the man!

So because he wasn't squeezing the day light out of that ass, you think he was scared
I think rubbing was okay with him

Nothing like having a man who spoils you

Lemme be a good girl in the eyes of the world but for my man i wouldn't mind being bad and baddest

ThompsonJoo:
Secondary school sweet Sha

Yeah. It was so sweet.
Can't believe i won't be able to go back to does days...
I'll try and make something good out of my days here in the university as least to have something to talk about and smile to.

Hmmmm
I can only thank God for where i am today. Sometimes when i look back and see how slow the journey is i can't help but be sad. But on the other side I'll forever be grateful it's a privilege.


Still looking for my best friend in secondary school by the name America Faith
I don't know where you are now babe, but heaven knows I'll be more than happy to see you again. but until then i hope you're kicking with life and i pray life be good to you.

Hope to see you again some day
Marian
BHS (Orerokpe )

It's true. I just did mine now

When you marry a slay queen
Uncle carry your cross

Spontaneous007:
For three consecutive years I wrote waec and failed, neco failed, gce failed, nabteb failed...

I kan tire for life.
My dad told me my case wasnt normal that I should go for deliverance.
I went for deliverance, pastor told me that I should go and learn work. I learnt barbing but anytime I Barb customer hair my face use to swell up immediately due to the beating I'd receive after barbing the hair.

I stopped barbing and went to do normal hustle.
It was nothing to write home about. The betshop I worked was a dungeon for me. If I no short 5k today, I go break television or make me and customer fight. I was later sent off at the end of the month with 2500 after debt upon debt.

I was determined to go back to school so I registered for Waec again and jamb too.
Waec wrecked me, likewise did jamb jamb me.

After like two years Sha.. I thank God for life that i am now in unilag selling popcorn for students...

Lies

etrange:
Typical teen/undergraduate rants. When ya'll finish school, you'll know what reality is.

Naive you Nigga is done with school if not before you were born but at least while you were crawling.

donstan18:
4.89cgpa in the Department of Geological science, Federal University Gusau?

Impressive and Congratulations bruv.

But in all honesty, a graduate with 5.00Gp from such department in your school is equal to a 1.5Gp graduate of any Engineering department in Universities like, Futo, UI, OAU, Uniben, Uniport, UniLag, UNN, Unizik, UniIlorin and Unijos.

This is me telling you the truth.


And please, if you are a graduate or student of IMSU and you expected me to call your School.....You are MAD!!

Hahahahahahahah
You must have a good reason for saying that. Let's hear it pls

Gwan2:
Since the advent of feminism the marriage institution had suffer gradual collapse...Unfortunately, it might never get better again. I came to Nigeria after my stay abroad, I actually had the intention of getting a girl that I could start a relationship with the intention of marriage in my mind. A nigerian friend in Germany where I was gave me the number of a certain girl in one of the nigerian university, he told me they are friends. I didn't go into detail discussion with him about the girl. When I came back to nigeria, I invited the girl and pick her up to an open pub. She declined ordering any drink, food or meat. I order a bottle of drink and initiated a conversation with her trying to inquire about her background, personality, studies etc...I don't normally engage in lengthy discussions especially if my intension is to just have a fling with a girl, but as i said earlier I wanted a relationship and this girl was young 22 years, though not very pretty but her personality could make up for that if she had a good one.

As I was chatting with this girl I realised her gesture wasn't so responsive and she look at her wrist watch occasionally, at some time she asked..Didn't my friend tell me about their friendship, I said no...again she ask what do I want from her...gosh,, unsuspectedly because this girl looked so naive and innocent..I said I wanted us to get to meet our selves on this first day and see how things will play out..she then said she is going...I said ok and told her to wait for some few minutes outside before i come pick her, I was still on my drink then. while in my car she asked again,, what do I want from her..at that point I begin to sense where she was driving to..I intensionally played the fool by not answering directly until she asked again..you want sex??...I then said yes..lol. She then ask So if i didn't say it you wont have said it yourself right? Next thing was so how much do you want to give me...Gosh. At that time i became weak. I played along and said 7k, she declined saying even 10k she wont collect. She open the door of my car and told me to reach her when am ready...I called my friend and told him..he said she wanted romantic relationship with him but due to distance that only chat and make phone calls.

Another one that was proving difficult to get for God knows why...I sent her a text saying as a lady she should be skilled enough to know when a guy is serious for relationship or settling down...That one just landed in my hotel room asking me what is the meaning of the text I sent her...That night she gave me all the best banging she could to impress me. At a point she was whispering in my ear "I know you didn't enjoy the sex"..I just told her I did.

Now these sort of girls make up a very large percentage of the average girl you see on the street especially in Nigeria. How do you expect marriages to last in this era

You've really seen o

Nothing person no go see

otokx:
Some of those keke people are really bad

You must have had your own fair share of them

Uniport
School that changes destiny.

Just 1 Law admitted student
3 abi 4 nursing
No Medicine. Fisheries everywhere

sonofanarchy:
it's nothing new, she's not the first and she won't be the last..i came out with accumulative GPA of 4.67 in one of the toughest discipline and I did not cough;mind you from a public university were lecturers are ready to fustrate you.

Discipline pls?

dynamicesiri:
lost my mother 3 days ago..gained admision to study chemical engineering,am yet to resume..pls someone, anyone shud update me on what i need to do when i get to school on friday,am just confused.....

Oh
I'm so so sorry

VenusEAGLE:
can give it a shot oo

Nah

it's you by Ali gatie

They look so cute

But i don't think i can take care of a pet �

Cute lad

How is that?
Because of security or what

celenas:
Comrade Sir
Please my sister needs hostel accommodation space urgently.. Even if to squat with someone, she'll pay.. Pls help me out

Hostel accommodation money is just outrageous.

I'm about sharing with a final year Agric student and am to pay 60k
I still prefer it than paying 65 or 70 to stay with 4 or 5 girls in a room.
The best bet now is off cam. Just SKY to school and back.

DavidEsq:
and I was feeling fly and added some bottles of Goldberg

Lol

otokx:
Welcome to the real world ~ unique uniport

Comrade it's not funny o
Unique ko

kay29000:
lol. My face was rough. The change was dramatic.

Lol

DavidEsq:
I'm just too weak to say anything right now. To think that I took two plates of cow leg pepper soup, two days ago and even praising the cook for giving me soft meat, gives me the hippy jippies right now

Hahahahahahahahahahah
You don eat am

kay29000:
Using Paracetamol to cook cow meat and ponmo to make it soft quicker. I've never heard this before. Na wa o. Eating out can really be risky. I stopped eating out for 3 weeks now, see as my face has freshened up.

Lol. So your face weak before

hardeynhiyhi:
65K? For hostel space that was gotten legally for around 23K... That's so outrageous

What can one do?
It's so tiring

[quote author=taretoofine post=85776244][/quote]Great!
That shows you're thinking out of the box. God bless you and prosper that which you do.