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And wike wee not share anything

Taguchi:
No wonder I no dey feel this Wike lockdown

You'll feel it more for the next 21 days

None

Kekereekun123:
Any story with new moniker is fake

I think so too. Just to draw attention.
Lately we've been seeing controversial issues and they are always from new monikers and painfully their stories get to front page.

Angelfrost:
Another E.L. James' Christian Grey character (You should read all her books on Christian Grey, starting with Fifty Shades of Grey, if you haven't)...

You probably have an unhealthy domineering personality bordering slightly on the psychotic... You should take serious steps in addressing this, before you truly hurt someone or yourself.

Telling him to watch the movie or read the book would give him more ideas of what he would likely do to ladies.

He might even want to get his own RRP
He'll sure meet his Ana some day.

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Hahahaha
You would have been fun

Fifty shades of wetin na
Don't worry. A girl that will mellow you is coming your way.


You're a Sadist

DanDeeBoss:
Only said I was dating.... Lol, I'm not married

Alright

DanDeeBoss:
Beautiful, Smart , Wonderful character worth emulating

Thought you were already married?

LoydJ:
By now some students would have Forgotten their Matric number,




And besides However Bored students are during this Period they will Never ever carry their Books to Read.

Not all
I read from 2pm to 4pm early this morning before i slept...

Yes
We just got our own today

And those that don't have partners

JasonJidenna:
Happy birthday Divay,

More years and blessings... Enjoy.

Thank you very much J

DanDeeBoss:
Happy Birthday To You..... Age Gracefully

Thank you

Happy birthday to US

EMILO2STAY:
I am stuck in delta state. Don't know if this lockdown will extend beyond two weeks. I need to move ASAP.

Lol
I just wish we could exchange. I'm stuck in porthacourt but really would love to be at home (Delta)

Rawhumper:
Not all men,my policy has been never to date a woman that just pop from nowhere,i am under heaven i can only remember sleeping with one or two gals that i met thru wrong call.
I always fear its a set up maybe from girls,i had many gals in Porth,Onistha,Delta that wanted me to pay them visit.I refused cos i couldnt place where i met them.Take it or leave it,i like goin after girls i hate it when a lady makes the first move.Am a confident i want to be the one to make the kill i be more satisfied than the other way round.......so babe u wrong this time

That's what they'll say until it happens.

Guys are cheap. It takes just care, peace of mind and lil love here and there and you'll have them in your arms.

bigpicture001:
As you sit shift your head...abeg no block me oo

Lol
Sorry sir

Lemme just sit here

Hmmm
Even if i forget to pray for myself, i can never forget to pray for my mum.
That God should prolong her life, increase her financially and bless the works of her hands to be able to take care of my needs in school.
I just can't imagine the frustration of going through school without no help from anybody.


Op, i hope your story will encourage many out there.
One just have to look at the big picture of life and continue. You're allowed to rest, cry, but giving up should never be an option.
God bless you and increase you on every side.

akinegba1:
It is a large beautiful neighbourhood with happy people

So you leave here abi?
Since you know it's beautiful and they're happy

I'll come back and share mine someday

My roommate just woke me up and told me River state have opened their border

I just jumped from my bed, throwing my clothes inside my bag when she told me April Fool

She got me

ubee:
Hahaha!!! Why did you take out the profile pic you had there before replying me?
You are a phoney person.

It was just there.
But not there to advertise myself or anything and also, you made me remember what i should have done (Remove it)
Thanks.

ubee:
Very stealth and subtle way to advertise yourself. You try. Good luck.

Advertise myself for what?

Eya
I'm still trapped here in porthacourt. I'm enjoying it just that no much cash anymore for me.

Sorry o

I really liked how the enforcement team leader quoted scriptures for him.
Obey God and obey the law

Homeboiy:
What is oyishigozili?

Lol
Just something i was trying to spell.
Not correct though. But don't have the time to go about it. (let it just remain there)

Hoodbilonia:
Uba refused ti deliver my sub to dstv
Thereby debiting me since last week sat
I just dey bomb
3clients ran away yeaterday
They refused to pay like white
I hate asian clients
They are too stubborn

Why not mail them (uba)
They might even refund your money. Mail them with screenshots of your debit alert

I would have gone home
But trapped here in Porthacourt.


I can't believe, me that like staying at home all of a sudden, my legs are itching me to go out.
I'm tired already abeg.

Fraiser:
I will apply only if they will give me apartment in the white house and send US airforce one jet to come and pick me from Nigeria

In your dreams my brother

fabiano09:
Leave poverty alone

I don't know if you went to school thou, but you just talked like an illiterate person now
What's so bad if i ask how much they're paying, you don't even know my intentions for asking