₦airaland Forum

franchasng:
yes oh, very important than any other quality


Big bombom and killer shape over brains, who woman brain help

Long i heard a nigga choose a girl's shape over her brains
But still get a brainy one thou, boobs and bumbum doesn't solve everything.

Homeboiy:
Cool


But u didn't share your own story here o

I'll rather just read

franchasng:
hmmm, I love big protruding bombom oh with flat tummy and averagely standing boobs, fine face no concern me

Lol. It all about the high horse bumbum for you
Ehn, I'll just look elsewhere

Homeboiy:
Which one u come be?

Delta

franchasng:
don't doubt him, 90% or more of men don't love any woman till they die, their only true love is mostly their mother, and then maybe their daughter.


Most times what guys misunderstand as being in love is being in lust or being in need of emotional food called sex. Sex is love to men or let me say majority of men, whereas care (spending on them, providing their needs) is love to ladies. So don't argue a guy that tells you he hasn't loved any girl because truly many guys haven't and even married men

Come lemme love you then

Homeboiy:
So na wetin I de do na em I talk


U be esan?

Nah

Homeboiy:
Na game we de play


Gf wey be say e no ft call her bf for phone na gf

Its over 2 wks we saw last

Anyday she come my house ,na that day she be my gf

Lol. Now i see

Homeboiy:
She dey nah

So why you dey deny say you no get girlf girlfriend

Homeboiy:
Everybody na small boy to u.

Faceless forum don give u mind to talk na

What about your Esan girlfriend

Homeboiy:
I have never loved a girl

I play games with them and move to the next one.


broke girls everywhere

Small small dey lie na

McTobe:
Chai madam easy na, it’s just a thread. Those lines are harsh o. I understand you might be angry but take it easy Biko

He should just learn to mind his business.

Plead:
So you’re still being fed by your parents. I’ve always known most of you fond of saying rubbish on the family and romance section are teenagers.

Hahahahaha
You're not worth my time Check the next person

PrinceGallant:
I prefer different rooms if possible.

Enough spaces allow breathing. Let me have my things under my control. Women likes coolers, many luggages, they can keep cooking pots inside wardrobes. They love loads both useless and useful loads too much.

Let her have her rooms and arrange it to her best wish, let me have my reading table and my bed alone. I hate too much loads

Lol Coolers ko
You're right thou. My mum has a big pot that's occupying space in our house. Not like she uses it often o It's so annoying.

....

See Law faculty
So many files will surely get burnt

eni4real:
He will age like a wine!!!
I know many ladied on Nairaland that love matured men!!! He should enjoy his single life as much as possible.. YOLO

Okay sir

marvelous000:
A better heap of crap have never been written.

I've been single for the past 18yrs and it would be vulgar trying to put into word the amount of bliss I've experienced taking into cognisance the gruelling task it take to service a relationship and in Nigeria most especially.

Old age is settling in o

What's happening to some women

darlenese:
she is pregnant . dont ask me how I knew .

My thought exactly

Front of my clearance officer

lefulefu:
i am fine my dear ..been raining heavily since morning

Hmmm. Somebody is cold

Close the windows
Bring the duvet
Get him a cup of coffee

lefulefu:
haba! why will i want to peel off ur beautiful skin .its a nice cream that will amplify the beauty in ur skin and their natural sweet smelling island bathing soap .

Okay o. Let's wait for it them
Hope you're good?

lefulefu:
i will buy all this their body cream for u wen next i come

Lol
Hope he no go bleach me o

lefulefu:
u can take her to a cheap eatery....no too stress urself over valentine.over here some guys take their girls to KFC and KFC for here is regarded as a place for ppl with low income though i know KFC in naija will be expensive and regarded as a place for big boys.so u can take her to an eatery that ur budget can take and if u want to buy something for her then purchase something withing your budget.

Baba don finally japa

It has been fixed

Have y'all gone through all his threads.
Hmmm

Tallesty1:
You mean I should narrate how I met my woman?

Yes. Spill

TechCapon:
At least they're better than npower people

Loud o

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Lol
But the registration is a must do

Yeah, I did.
And singing the school Anthem was so funny. We all kept quiet when it started but getting to Unique unique Uniport it sounded as if we knew it

Going there was worth it.