₦airaland Forum

Mraphel:
This thing is too poor to be on the road. A computer design is way better than this.

Since 1960, when will Nigerians learn to build something viable and useful to us.
We cannot afford to continue this way..

Tueh!!

Go and meet with your state governor..Bihari will not fund this type of shallow project from a fully grown adult

So you done finally carry this ur bitterness enter Nairaland?

Better take it easy on yourself before you'll keel over and choke on destructive criticisms.

Karlifate:
You sef get your own for body.
Na Sylvester Stalone, no be stallion.

Karlifate:
You sef no try. Na Sylvester Stalone.

Sylvester Stallone.

Dogooders.

Abaman001:
Let name, don't get you deceived, they can bear any name when they want to achieve something, the are very determined people in everything including evils, in trying to do just that, they can bear alhaji Mohammad Isa, or Abusalami Abubakar even Musa Dayo! They are everywhere, they don't stay in their place, in fact they are allergic to their home states bcus of their atrocities, They are destroyers, they hate unities, they love criminality as long as it pays them, they don't care who's blood is involved as long as they receives chieftaincy titles and bcum the richest within their locality and beyond, they are into drugs, they do all manners of atrocities for personal profit, they are the beginning and Genesis of tribal hatred in Nigeria, they caused the civil war because of greed, they were once loved and respected by the north until their greed to own and conquered the southern minorities exposed them to be nothing to the carefree north as in then....now they are being hated all over the world...today one albino that loves his dead dogs more than his brainwashed zombies, is deceiving them again telling them he want a potopoto republic of Biaflood region...... They have chosen to be second class citizens in Nigeria and so they will remain....

Ngwa goan check the guy's head shape make shame catch you small.

Chidexter:
Bro, d matter weak me. You still gats dey careful before d girl go change mouth again since na wetin all of them dey do now

Slawomir that means we'll be expecting them to mention you on Twitter anytime soon.
These babes ain't gat no joy no more.

I was prepared to doubt this story until I read he was a Body Artist.

This now makes sense.

Hope he'll clear the school of cultists because me, ayam tyred.

Onyi22:
Men and rape are like 5 and 6

How do you sleep at night?

Izigha:
BBC Pidgin reported that the police are treating the incident as a murder, not a rape case. Dose that mean there was no evidence of rape? If true that will point to a lone attacker, and probably no weapon as in a knife or a gun. I can wager that the security guard or the resident pastor is the attacker.

You could be right.
Especially if the church premises is fenced.

Though a lot of other factors would also need to be considered.

Just minding my business.

efficiencie:
Indeed the law of the LORD stipulates that intercourse must only happen among married couples. The question that needs to be answered is; what is marriage? When GOD brought Eve to Adam, Moses, who saw this revelation, stated the golden dictum that underlies marriage: therefore shall a man leave his mother and father and shall cleave unto his wife and they shall be one flesh Genesis 2:24. The word to watch out for is cleave. The word has been used in the same context in such verses as: Deuteronomy 10:20, 11:22 and 13:4 and in essence it means to be to cling to, to be joined to and we know that in the case of an intimate relationship between a man and a woman this is reflected in sexual intercourse.

Many believe marriage starts at the point where they are joined by a priest or when a man pays his bride's dowry but this isn't true. These traditions did not happen between Adam and Eve yet their union was the first marriage to have happened. Their marriage was attested to by Adams statement: "this is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called woman, because she was taken out of man" Genesis2:23. Adam recognized the oneness he had with Eve by virtue of been taken out of Adam but in the case of all other men this oneness is reflected in the bond that exists between a man and a woman that brings both of them into a perfect synchronization.

Hence marriage commences when there is a mutual bonding or cleaving of souls between a man and woman in alignment with GOD's will and this bonding or cleaving reflects in the man making a proposal for a lifelong relationship and the woman accepts. At this point, a covenant is reached between the man and the woman. All the other traditions of the payment of a bride price, the blessings of parents, the witness of friends and family and the wedding ceremony and secondary activities built upon the covenant that started the union between the man and the woman.

Given this definition we can conclude that there are many who are wedded but not married and are married but not wedded. There are couples living together as husband and wife but they are just deceiving the world as they are just room mates living together in a single apartment. Also there are couples who have pledged their undying love and loyalty to themselves but are limited by the high cost of weddings!

We must realize that what many refer to as "sex before marriage" is actually "sex before wedding" and sex before wedding is wrong only when it occurs as a means of pleasure and not as a reflection of a bond between two people committed to each other for all times. The Bible itself makes provision for such an act. If a man happens upon a maiden that is not betrothed to any man and sleeps with her and this act is revealed, the man in question is required to pay 50 shekels of silver (the bride price obviously) and is made to be a husband to that lady for all times Exodus22:16; Deuteronomy22:28-29. Given this verdict, men are made to realize that the cost of desiring a woman not betrothed to anyone else woman is the life long commitment of marriage.

The rule hence is quite simple. If a man who has a mutual bond with a woman has intercourse with the same woman she is to be his wife and vice versa.

In Genesis 2:24, the word to watch out for is 'wife', not 'cleave'.

For the fact that a man cleaves to 'his wife' and not another, it then goes to show that before cleaving can occur, requisite cultural or traditional requirements must have been fulfilled and the couple are now husband and wife, legally.

Cleaving is permitted only in marriage. Outside it, it's an error. Spiritually and culturally.

AllenSpencer:
Your beliefs are fictions.

Far from reality.

You keep shying away from sextual satisfaction which is a major block in the foundation of marriage. And trying to ridicule that fact is baseless.

Their must be sex before marriage and not just once, twice or thrice.

You must have every assurance to know you on the right part after evaluating other features.

Sex plays a vital role pre and post marriage

I'll not discuss further with you unless you can convince me you're not a teenager.

You know zilch about marriage.

RamessesIV:
Lol religious black people,so all the premarital sex your ancestors had before British brought Christianity unkor Those who want to keep their virginity should keep is their problem,we live in a world where women cover themselves in black cause some book said so,humanity generally for most of it's existence have never been very smart

And having indiscriminate sex is your own definition of smartness?

jaxxy:
The church and Christian individuals have brought many doctrines totally not stated in the word of God and made them laws to enslave people bt I call them doctrines of men.

I'm not against purity in anyways bt that doesn't mean people who don't are going to going to hell. Also sexual impurity is not the only thing that can take sm1 to hell, it states lies, malice, anger and many others so I must ask who is perfect shud pls stand up.

We must strive for perfection bt only Christ can truely make us perfect. That is the Fact b4 we assume we are that good of ourselves be u a virgin, celibate or not. However Advocating for sexual immorality is completely wrong.

If you don't know why the church is always vehemently opposed to sexual improprieties, go read I Corinthians 6:18 and Proverbs 6:32, 33 amongst other verses that point to the potential reaches of sexual sin.

AllenSpencer:
Stop hiding the glaring truth!

Sex is fun and very sweet


So when she strips naked on the wedding night and you get to realise she is spotted like a dalmatian and a oozing beneath, then you blame me for calling for a divorce 24 hours after wedding. Or when I get to realise she is sextually weak and have to go for alternatives, you will refer to me as a dog.

Face reality as its facing you. Its is not logical, feasible or imaginable.

Lol.
You're a kid obviously.
Most likely a teenager.

When did skin pigmentation/scarification become a sufficient basis for divorce?

Every other thing you mentioned here is purely a product of childish thinking.
These are all things that can be worked on and changed.

Marriage is for people who are in love with each other.
Those things you mentioned can't even shake a loving marriage relationship.

Grow up boy!

Farki:
Why do you assume everyone believes the same religion as you?

God is sovereign.

Your unbelief changes nothing!

AllenSpencer:
Services!

Sex can be likened to a service.

So how do you buy into it when you have not test runned its performance and safety features.

In worst case scenario, see a catalogue and customer review will give you an idea about what you getting into.

On a average of 50 year contract, you telling me not to test run what am getting into?

No! Its not done.

Only an ignorant fellow will give such a flimsy and shallow definition to sex.

Sex is fellowship, union, communion.

It takes a level of trust and unashamedness to strip naked before another person and join your body to theirs.

Some of you are just too careless, too reckless.

There is a spiritual connection to sex that every religion, culture, people, civilisation recognises.

If you wish to remain ignorant, remain ignorant.

paxonel:
for us to understand this whole thing, how do you define marriage?
What is marriage?

According to Oxford
Marriage can be defined as the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex in a CONSENSUAL and contractual relationship.

take note of the word CONSENSUAL.
meaning, it involves the agreement of the two individuals who want to live as husband and wife and not necessarily involving the consents of the family into some kind of marriage ceremony first.

That also implies that if a boyfriend and girlfriend have decided to be committed to their union such that they steak together as if they are married people, then they are legally married until the very day they decide to separate.

And if they have decided to live together like that till death do them apart, then God is aproved of such union.

On what basis do you define boy/girlfriend relationship as a legal marriage?
I'd love to see your marriage certificate authorising you to be formally having sex and cohabitating with your gf.

Just pray she doesn't sleep in your house one day and refuse to wake up.
Na dat u go hearam.

Thank God for Nairaland.
Anyone with a phone and data subscription can submit an opinion these days.

This Bashir guy and his wrongly crafted grammar.

Which one is "the president has seen directed"?

My guy dey chop your money.
No mind dem h8azz.

hotwax:
but its true.
Regardless of any political party we support, its obvious we made a grave mistake in 2015.

This man set us back. The corruption going on is next level, next level of stealing. When they steal and you criticize, they use DSS to lock you up.

Criticize them and get lockedup. Thats what corruption next level is all about.

What about the massacre in the North?

We are now running a loan economy.

Even if u hate Jonathan, things wasnt this bad. It was bad, but an attempt to curb it, we ran from frypan to fire.

modified:

The money Buhari has stolen will be more than Abachas.

Just wait for years to come, everything will be thrown wide open when leaks start coming out.

Because the buhari we know can't be boxed to one corner, how come he suddenly became a dead beat allowing corruption to take over his government. He must also be involved or has one skeleton in his cupboard.

You know the skeleton?

yes yes...Abacha looted funds through PTF, and buhari was the DG of PTF. You see what I am seeing?

You see how they scam Nigeria with saint/mr integrity/sai baba

You see why APC is trying to make abacha look like hero? You see why buhari was desperate to become president, just because he knows how much he looted for buhari?

You see why Buhari came out to say abacha did not steal any money? Abacha did not actually steal any money, it was buhari doing the stealing back then, in the name of abacha.

Nigerians did not scrutinize him in 2015. They were scammed. I blame Jonathan for this mess

You blame Jonathan for this mess?
If you voted this crooked saint in 2015 then it's obvious you were among the folks who were ready to go violent on GEJ if he ever 'rigged' the polls in his favor.

Oga Jona was the perfect gentleman. An accomplished leader Nigeria doesn't ever deserve to have, just like Yar'Adua.

If the herdsman wasn't allowed to 'win', you all wouldn't have allowed us rest with stories of how he'd have made Nigeria better than biblical paradise.

Of course Nigeria would have progressed more under Jonathan, but you folks would never have let us rest with tales of a better perfect Nigeria under Sai Barber.

The jungle has matured, let everyone taste the broth they helped prepare.

And it's too early to start crying already.
We still have three years to go.

Hello Nairalanders.

I've composed some very great songs through the years, but have no real interest in recording them or becoming a secular musician.

Thing is, I'll prefer instead to sell them off to a high bidder who'll produce and market them as theirs, rather than be called a musician with all the razzmatazz and paparazzi.

So I wish to know, if it's at all possible to get buyers for such raw music, as well as the modalities involved.

Also the amount one could get for putting up such offers, and if it's very possible to get a musician that'll pay handsomely as all my songs are hit songs and will project any artiste at all into more limelight.

Some will find my decisions strange but I'm a very reserved person and have no interest whatsoever in being a celebrity, I'll rather have my money and live a quiet life.

Thanks in advance for your advice.
Anticipating...

Honestly, I'm tired of Nigerian payperclick sites.
We are too corrupt, too greedy.
What works in other countries becomes rocket science once it reaches Nigeria.

Tired of investing cash, wasting time and data only to be told stories at the end of the day.
I have over #20k in Giftalworld, some more in Wakanda and some in another site whose name I can't recall any longer.

Just goan rest dear.
Ain't doing no more.

Am I surprised?
The presidency is currently in the grip of jihadists.

martineverest:
wrong headlines..,the trackers are used for tracking costomers that failed to service their debts

Rubbish.
Read the post.
The trackers are in all new and used Mercedes cars and is only activated when customers default in payment.
That's pure rubbish.

stiles009:
I guess u need to Change the screen

Really?
How much would that cost?

My HP Entertainment PC just developed an issue that I don't know how to solve:
The display most times just becomes hazy with colours inverted.
It can stay for a few days, weeks or months then become clear all of a sudden.
Any suggestions on how to fix it?
See attached pics below.

Cc: Nobody

stephleena:
Akpa nzuzu

Lmao

Someone the other day called Rochas' ite Iberibe
Igbos no get joy at all

And the boo will be like:

See my life?

Bmc OP
Where you see PDP for the report?

We bought this mike for church use a few years ago, but since then it has remained stored up due to a very annoying reason: it picks up and transmits sound signals from a neighboring church, loud and clear.
Please anyone with a knowledge of what we can do to fix it?
We tried removing the antennae at the back, that didn't work.
There are no further controls other than the ones shown in the pic.
We use 16 channel mixer and power 1800 wharfedale power amp for it.
Sunday is not far, we have a mega service coming up and we need all the mics.
The signals it picks are way stroner than the one it receives from its mic.

cc:lalasticlala.

AllforJesus7:
What if its an exhaust smoke from a car, where is the fire?

The fire is in the combustion chamber within the engine, lighted by spark plugs.

Almajiri
Go school una no o gree
Na to dey shout sai barber upandan with empty heads.
Dunno why I must share a country with airheads like this one.

busense:
You were a disaster to Nigeria and Africa at large, but what do I know, before Igbo start calling me hater happy birthday.

Hater!
Igbos love progressive people and fyi Jonathan isn't even an Igbo man.
If Buhari had performed well Igbos would have voted him in for a second term.
Igbos are no bigots.
They align themselves with convinced progressives.
That's the mindset with which they've developed all those places they get into.
The average Igbo man makes serious calculations before making decisions and is ready to bear the outcome of his miscalculations.
Jus gerrarahere!