Family › Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 10:45pm On Nov 27, 2020 |
We've seen your dp, and you've also made it to fp.
Thank your stars you ain't got no friends like me else the kind yab wen you for go dey collect on a daily ehn?
Permanent red eye things.
Ah send?
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Computer Market › Re: Replace Your Laptop Screens At A Very Cheap Price by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 9:48am On Nov 27, 2020 |
How much for hp dv6000 screen? |
Properties › Re: The Making Of The "Contemporary 6 Bedroom Duplex " In Anambra by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:18am On Nov 27, 2020 |
Oga Spyder, can I join your team?
I'll be willing to work with your electrician as a journeyman or in the general team as a labourer. |
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Politics › Re: Northern Group Backs 2023 Igbo Presidency, Charges Parties On Justice by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 10:09am On Nov 23, 2020 |
Yenefer: Igbo kwenu! Igbo kwenu!! Igbos are the most industrious tribe in Nigeria We might hand them over to see if they will improve the economy. Goodluck jonathan 2023 We are was advised to start supporting jonathan Sai Jonathan Zone B. Tufiakwa. |
Politics › Re: Okorocha Builds N48m Skill Acquisition Centre At Karamajiji In Abuja by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 8:29am On Nov 23, 2020 |
chozzy: In Abuja ? What about the Orlu constituency he represents? He's a developer. Issin da blood.
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Properties › Re: Nigerchin, Kabelmetal And Coleman Cables, by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 12:32pm On Nov 22, 2020 |
Topsy Sir,
Please open a seller account on Jumia.
Thank you. |
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Son Impregnates His Younger Sister In Nasarawa by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 12:55pm On Nov 21, 2020 |
sapphiere: Remember what I said last month? I said
Sir there's nothing like mental problem. Most men can't control their sexual urge. I will post a news about a man raping chickens. What of women raping cucumbers and every other thing cylindrical? Hippocrates |
Politics › Re: Oil Communities’ Campaign To control 13% Derivation Irrational— Gov Okowa by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 12:12pm On Nov 21, 2020 |
OP is simply being mischievous with this headline. And to you daft guys already calling Okowa names just to defend the agitating communities, if you wouldn't read the whole article due to its length, then at least try to read up the bolded part.
How Nairaland first page is always filled with people who analyse headlines outside of supporting articles!
There's no prize for first page commenters.
If you aren't Nwamaikpe, Slawomi(I)r, Righteousness89 or two other people like that, be calming down mbok. |
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Celebrates His 63rd Birthday As Family Sings For Him (Video) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 2:13pm On Nov 20, 2020 |
Happy Birthday Man of Peace. |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Hosts Governor Umahi In Aso Rock (Photos) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 8:12am On Nov 20, 2020 |
Jones4190: APC = PDP, Prove ? ANSWER Since we know they are both parties, The 2nd "P" in PDP is a constant and so may not be included in the equation. OR we may as well say APC"P" = PD"P" "P" = Party Divide both sides of the equation by the constant "P". Resulting in APC = PD This means that if A+P+C = x, Also P+D must be equal to x Meaning A+P+C = P+D Using the alphabet A -Z numbers, whereby A = 1 and Z=26 Substituting letters with their corresponding numbers. A,P,C = 1,16,3 P,D= 16,4 A+P+C = 1+16+3 = 20 P+D= 16+4 = 20 Therefore APC = PDP This equation (Resulting in APC = PD) is wrong Oga. When you divide both sides by 'P', you have that AC = PD. Nice try but don't ever bend the rules to arrive at a predetermined answer. Science won't go very far without honesty and objectivity. Nice try anyway but mathematically wrong. |
Crime › Re: Edo Pastor Caught With Female Pants, Laminated Pictures Of Girls In Bayelsa by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:40am On Nov 20, 2020 |
Moferere: Ọmọ, you are dangerously endowed.
Just a compliment o  Guy learn to give women some space. If you must live long. |
Family › Re: Mother Beats Her Teenage Daughter After Seeing Her With A Boy by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:32am On Nov 20, 2020 |
I am so loving this.
Girl kids of nowadays are just too loose for comfort.
Go to female hostels in uni and see how all the discussion is men, outings, sex and contraceptives.
On a daily, discarded newborns and aborted fetuses litter the toilets, drainages and dumpsters scattered all over the campuses.
You'll wonder if these breed of ladies came with a bug in their laps that wasn't in the original programming of their olde mothers.
There's a church girl lives around me who bleeps a different 'cousin brother' per week. Still goes for fellowship and sings in the choir.
I get bitter seeing a girl kpanshing her life away with such abandon and I can't imagine the heart they'll have to have a man come pay dowry on their expired puccees tomorrow.
Meself ain't never gonna marry no non-virgin even if she was raped by a lighting strike. Can't imagine the thought of the object of my affections lying down naked and moaning under my fellow man.
I say, beat sense into these deluded kids before they ruin their future with useless experiments. It's up to adults around to gauge and control them. What do they know about Love? |
Career › Re: You Can Make Domain Parking A Career,because It Always Pays Good Money by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 11:50am On Nov 19, 2020 |
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Domain parking can be classified as monetized and non-monetized. In the former, advertisements are shown to visitors and the domain is "monetized". In the latter, an "Under construction sign may be shown,but we are interested in the monetized domain parking. Monetized domain parking;This is a single-page website that people see when they type the domain name or follow a link in a web browser . Domain names can be parked before a web site is ready for launching. Domain parking is pretty simple, really. You let a parking company display ads on your domain. The parking company normally has a contract with Google or Yahoo! to use their ad feeds. 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You can as well continue > from here and play the game as you so desire my dear. feel free to call as we jailbreak domain parking cash with ease 08130200735 ....just N10,000 flat if you are serious You're earning all this figure yet you still wanna sell ebooks? Greed no go kill us. |
Science/Technology › Re: Speaker Build: Sub-woofer Upgrade Project by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 3:24am On Nov 19, 2020 |
Where's that man?
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Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Tells Davido To Start Calling Her "Aunty Cuppy" (Video) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 9:42am On Nov 17, 2020 |
Two wack, overfed musicians. |
Politics › Re: Arabic Script On Naira Notes: Culture Clash Over Nigeria's Rival Alphabets by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 3:00pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
GOTVee:
Even though I've been a born again Christian of over 25 years, I think we Christians really need to let the sleeping Dog lie. I have been to several Arab nations on tourism and Evangelism and I can attest to the fact that Arabic remains one of the unique and outstanding languages on earth. What is the big deal in having Arabic inscriptions on Naira notes and Army uniform? Nigeria is a country of Muslim majority and due to their numerical advantage I think the Muslims deserve to have the Arabic as a national symbol. I mostly prefer to read my bible in Arabic language for better understanding despite being a Christian. The Muslims in this country have never complained of the fact that the national language is English. The Christian missionaries brough English language to Nigeria and our dear Muslim brothers easily accepted it without fuss. Why are we Christians trouble some unnecessarily? We Christians really to be careful not to cause a national disaster  Go get a life you miserable impersonator. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Amazing Ancient Ethiopian Churches Carved Out Of Rocks (photos) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 1:57pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Viva Africa.
We go make am. |
Romance › Re: 3 Signs That He Is After Your Body by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 11:30am On Nov 14, 2020 |
Only three signs?
Where's Tosyne2much?
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Crime › Re: Pastor Jonah Gangers Abducts Muslim Girl In Kaduna, Converts Her To Christianity by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 11:26am On Nov 14, 2020 |
[quote author=Decent09=96028341]Of course at the age eleven abi, your Mumu don do[/quote]Will the shariah footsoldiers wait for her to turn 18 before beheading her?
Are her mates not bearing kids in various harems in Muslim north?
Carry time o |
Crime › Re: Pastor Jonah Gangers Abducts Muslim Girl In Kaduna, Converts Her To Christianity by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 11:19am On Nov 14, 2020 |
Was she raped, exploited/abused like some people would do if it were the other way?
If she wasn't exploited in any way please tell us what the pastor stands to gain from abducting and placing someone else's daughter on full scholarship without gaining anything from her.
And if no ransom was placed on her and she wasn't being trained for any sinister motive apart from being useful to herself then this paper professor should be arrested for raising false alarm, for once.
Nobody with anything serious to do will pay attention to this one-man rabble-rousing 'group.'
How did CAC even register this nuisance that exists just for equalising stupidity, changing narratives and heating up the polity? |
Celebrities › Re: Kim Oprah & Her Secondary School Teacher: Throwback Vs Recent Photos by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 1:55pm On Nov 13, 2020 |
Pure Beauty vs Dulux Paint buckets. |
Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Bullion Van On Ado Road In Badore, Lagos (Video) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:12am On Nov 13, 2020 |
helinues: Like really,so when the prolooters were busy releasing criminals from jail, stealing ammunitions from police officers, you guys never thought of this?
Na Edo's own to worst pass Were criminals released in Lagos? As if Boko Haram, banditry, kidnapping, ritual killing, herdsmen-perpetrated ethnic cleansing etc all started with #endsars. Be very careful. |
Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Bullion Van On Ado Road In Badore, Lagos (Video) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:10am On Nov 13, 2020 |
Those shots are too precise; the work of well-trained marksmen.
Armed robbers with no opportunity for range drills and target practices are known to spray sporadically if point blank range isn't guaranteed.
Again, only a well trained marksman would aim at all those impact points, with clear and concise precision. |
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Nelson Bags Master’s Degree On Her 35th Birthday (Photos, Video) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 5:59am On Nov 13, 2020 |
Asadujames202: Yvonne Nelson I like your menses
Yvonne Nelson I go like to drink your menses
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Culture › Re: The Beautiful Palace Of The Ooni Of Ife (Photos, Video) by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 1:15pm On Nov 11, 2020*. Modified: 4:07pm On Nov 11, 2020 |
"The Ooni of Ife, lives in his palace, at Ile-Ife -- the home of the Yoruba people..."
Was taught this in Primary Two (or was it Three?) some two decades ago.
Many years after I'm getting to see live pictures on Nairaland.
I have a dream for Nigeria, of a truly advanced nation where pupils learn in AI-enabled classrooms replete with modern gadgets and accessories that'll make a deeper impression for learning than mere words would.
I know of childhood colleagues who are dropouts today, and doing very badly. Who dropped out because the learning process was both rigorous and confusing. Who could have been far better today had they been instructed with audiovisual aids that provided more vivid impressions. Even those of us who came out tops, na luck, grace and wholesale memorisation help us scale through some obstacles.
I love African Art and I'm impressed with the few I've seen here.
Viva Africa! We go make am! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help Me Before I Lose My Sanity. by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 4:13pm On Sep 14, 2020 |
PhlegB: I need something to take me out of the house, give me small change to take care of my needs. I'm getting tired of my mum telling me that my mates do so and so for their family and my dad keeps telling me that during his days, they don't send women to school and so I should count myself lucky. The bone of contention here is that I can't go out, I don't have friends and the only one I had who was a classmate," Landlord" as I always refer to my dad barred him from coming to the house. BTW, I'll be 25 next month. I'm a graduate awaiting service but the pandemic happened. I have a mini business I run,but when ever I get a call from a potential client and go out, the next minute, my phone start buzzing with calls either from my mum or my dad. I have lost so many opportunities because either my phone is ringing constantly and I can't turn it off because it's an offence in my house ,I can't put it on silence because I'll have a lot of explanation to do. I reside in Abuja and in Kubwa to be precise. You have a problem, and it's that of comparison. You're most likely comparing yourself with friends in relationships, marriages and so on. You're trying to paint your parents gray but I don't get the picture. Come to think of it, they were allowing a man to come visit you at home until they decided they'd had enough. If they were as uptight as you're making them look, they wouldn't have let him in at all in the first place. And your referring to your dad as 'landlord' speaks volumes of your relationship with your parents. You seriously need to work on that. You are a self-confessed introvert, and that's the reason for your lack of friends. Not your parents 'overbearing' attitude. I see a picture of morally upright parents who don't want their labour of child-training to vanish all of a sudden and a daughter who desperately wants to go out there, get noticed, mingle and taste the other side of life. You were in the University up till graduation. Were your parents interrupting your lectures and other academic activities with calls? They trusted to take care of yourself, you did and now you're a graduate. I understand it's not comfortable staying at home beyond graduation but my dear, understand that life happens to us all individually. If your parents won't let you leave the house then reach a compromise with them on how to take care of your needs. Look for a stable employment if you need one, where they can easily pinpoint your location or you could ask them to get you a job with their own connection and influence. Not something as volatile as marketing where calls can interrupt prospective deals. You could take a pump attendant job in a fuel station for example, if the issue is merely the money to buy toiletries and some other little girls' things. Also, your folks must have monitored your emotional responses before they started acting up. I know husbands don't just fall from heaven but understand that whatever is yours has a way of coming back to you. People meet in the oddest and weirdest of places, without prior planning, and it just clicks. So keep your mind open. Let the lockdown days be over, then you can proceed with your NYSC. Until then, build a healthy relationship with your folks, and stop all the resentment. If you go out with this hotheadedness, you'll simply 'fall in love' with the first available guy, and the next thing is a string of sexual encounters. Only when the cloud has lifted would you realise that what you couldn't see standing on the mountain, your folks saw it lying down. It's good you don't walk into marriage with a 'dark past'. That's what most of these people egging you on are currently burdened with. And knowing they cannot turn back the hands of time to reorder their mistakes, would gleefully push others into the same pit to make their own lives look normal and obtain some reprieve for their conscience. Good luck. |
Crime › Re: Anyasodo Lemachi Genevieve: Missing Girl In Imo State by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 3:45pm On Sep 13, 2020 |
All of you mentioning di*k and boyfriends, una no get eyes. |
Crime › Re: Anyasodo Lemachi Genevieve: Missing Girl In Imo State by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 3:36pm On Sep 13, 2020 |
2cribz: I go marry her. If shes not intact and a non virgin. Den i no want. But why is she missing na You'll marry a missing person? They're looking to find someone whose location is unknown at the moment and all you can think of is sex and virginity. Arụ adịkwa gị? I'm sure you didn't even attend church service today. They've have detected this thing inside of you and cast it out. |
Family › Re: Mum Of 2 Who Married A Tree Celebrates First Wedding Anniversary In England by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 10:14pm On Sep 12, 2020 |
bjprodint: at least trees dont have sex trees dont get upset unnecessarily trees dont nag trees provide peace and provide for your needs.
trees are lovely! Why don't you goan marry one? Talking in the rubbish. |
Forum Games › Re: Naija Quiz Show Episode #6 - Win N5,000!! Today September 12th 2020 by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 10:10pm On Sep 12, 2020 |
rentAcock: Q#25. Last Question for tonight!!!! Spice girls |
Forum Games › Re: Naija Quiz Show Episode #6 - Win N5,000!! Today September 12th 2020 by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 10:07pm On Sep 12, 2020 |
rentAcock: Q#24 1 more question after this!! Please spell out the elements, not just the symbols Sodium chlorine |