₦airaland Forum

redangel2017:
Cold zobo sellers ur servises er needed

Cold zobo, for this cold night?
This rain no rish your side?

Biglittlelois:
I notice that the so called rich guys that are choosy were once dirt poor who suddenly have a stupid entitlement forgeting that those from humble background will one day become wealthy, Bill gates, Mark of Facebook etc were not born rich, they married from humble background.

Wish I could see your face, the real you.
Is that possible?

"Mmmmh?"

(belch)

"Next."

Amebor OP.
Wetin consine you with how I dey take sharge my phone?

Mehn who else is taking a very very close look at that picture?

Anybody can make money.
Mainstream education is for those who value refined intelligence.
By the way, Techno is just one noisemaker with access to a microphone.
There's no singular touch of music to all his recorded noises.

Adesua don already react.
Why u con dey tell us?

This is the world cup I expect the super eagles to return with.
No need raising my hopes over them cos I can knorr goan coman be having high BP for nuttin.
How their failure take consign me sef?

Where is Salvation Ministries when you need them?


But seriously I'm tired of Imo State.

jazinogold:
kunu i know...please what is NUNU?

Shebi you already know kunu?
Its fura da nunu.

Now run along boy.

Enyi when will you repent?

Hardeybohwarley:
Imagine the zip just do the unusual in last picture .

Hardeybohwarley:
Imagine the zip just do the unusual in last picture .

Last year, I purchased a Tecno W2 phone at a 3C hub mart in my place.

A few months later, I realised the stated ROM of the phone was different from the actual phone ROM (See attached images).

I took it back to the mart and requested the geek department of the store to look into it.
They told me unabashedly that pre-installed apps in the phone reduced the ROM from 8gb to 4gb.

Please I need clarification from nairaland 'phonetics' on this.

Also let me know if there's anything else I could do to have it fixed and get the memory expanded assuming they were wrong in their assertion.

Lalasticlala, do you use a Tecno W2?

What do these governors eat that makes them bloated?
You can hardly find a political office holder that can comfortably stand straight up without sweating.

EngrMcDon:
Choi, could this be stomach?

Trigger does it, not appearance.

When it was your turn to display oloshoism, you enjoyed it.

Now it's other people's turn, jealousy won kee you.

Receive sense.

Bossontop:

Ask olamide oo
#ScienceStudent

Chimneys

By Joseph Erunke.

ABUJA-
THE Chief of Army Staff, Lt General Tukur Buratai, Friday, hinted that the Nigerian Army would soon deploy personnel to various parts of the country to contend ongoing threat to security in the country.

He said the troops will be deployed under special forces like Operation Python Dance III in the South East, Operation, Operation Crocodile Smile III in the Niger Delta and South West and Harbin Kunama III in the North to contend cattle rustling in that part of the country.

To this end, he tasked officers and men to be on alert as they could be deployed any moment when there was any for that.

The Army chief spoke in Abuja, Friday, after leading personnel on an annual 15 kilometres route match that culminated at the Mogadishu Cantonment, Abuja.

Reiterating that some officers and men could be deployed at short notice to assist what he called ‘civil authorities’ to contend insecurity in any part of the country, Buratai charged the troops to be prepared for the task.

Recall that Operation Python Dance I & II, Operation Harbin Kunama I and II were among others were conducted in 2016 and 2017, respectively, to deal with the menace of cattle rustling and herdsmen/farmers clashes in parts of North-West and North-Central while Crocodile Smile and Egwu Eke Dance were conducted in the Niger Delta and the South-East, respectively, in 2017 to tackle pipeline vandalism, oil theft and piracy, violent agitation and kidnapping.

Buratai could not however give a clear picture on whether the Army would carry out similar exercise in Benue, Taraba and Nasarawa following incessant herdsmen/farmers clashes in those states which have resulted in several killings.

He said:“Well, we are not thinking of any particular situation, we are going to train on general areas which could include that aspect (Benue killings) as well.

“But our focus will be to ensure that security is provided across the country.

“So, definitely, expect Harbin Kunama III; Crocodile Smile III and Egwu Eke Dance III and probably another exercise coming which will be made known at the appropriate time.’’

Source:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/02/operation-python-dance-iii-others-will-soon-come-buratai/

See as ladies jus dey avoid dis thread.
#regret

michresa:
really?? m sure u wanted to die a virgin so yr children could emulate dia mama. sense fall on u bae.

Just re-read the illogical crap you vomited up there.

Mairi:
my own dey here dey waste

Iffa hear. Everybody don turn virgin.

3million dollars?
And someone still thinks virginity is useless.

omangbeh:
Best seasoned with nchanwu and owe Toro, eaten with porridge cicoyam.

That's just how you enjoy yours.
One man's meat is another man's poison. No method is the best when it comes to food preparation, ask your mama.
I love burnt beans, but I'm yet to come across a recipe that says "Finally, allow the beans to burn for five minutes..."
OP might even hate cocoyams, hate nchanwu, hate owe toro.

OboOlora:
Jeez! What's really going on in that country. U guys seem to be eating anything, snakes monitor lizards, turtles, orangutan. Would not be surprised if y'all start eating each other. God punish Buhari

"...that country"? We don't even know you here in Afghanistan.

THIS LAND IS FOR FAINTING.
Buyers keep off.

PenlsCaP:
Wooow Wooow Wooow again Another wooow!

Brand new ambulance.

kkko:
Mumu does that look like Southern Eastern name? That name is either urhobo or esan name

What do they know? Bunch of sarrkis.

efighter:
Buhari hates the South-South and the South-East, yet he entrusted his food and drinks in the hand of one of them Mrs. Anne H. Ewohime. Definitely, Baba is not a nonentity like Biafran pigs and idiots.

Don't be stupid. Igbos hate Hausas but that doesn't stop them from buying their suya or employing them as maiguards.
Sectional hatred is way beyond you and I don't have the time to explain simple concepts to Zone B's this evening.

Rawbeash!!

[quote author=kcmichael post=62288795][/quote]Get a life! Sarrki.

You want to be president but you are very sure Jubrin is the only man who has what it takes to transform Nigeria.
Which means you simply want to be president for the fun of it abi?
Let me see if Imolites won't pull down all those graven images you're erecting come 2019.
I trust Imo p.ple wella. Dem no get joy.
But your second pix makes sense sha. I like the pose.

divinehand2003:
He has the money and network to place him there.

I don't even know what to tell this one.

majekdom2:
who mandated them to carry out surveillance on armed officials?

Are you supporting the barbaric officials?