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FutureIsFemale:
For men to make it in life now, they need to dress and act like women.

The FUTURE is FEMALE

He is not replying us again

I am not, heaven help those who help themselves.

Dliquidmetal:
you're contradicting yourself. "There's no unconditional love" it just varies,simple.

Please o. Let this guy not go and die real die o. Anybody knows how to contact or console his heart for this suicidal threats?

She's looking for beauty. According to nature, it's the man that chooses a partner and not the other way round.
All a man has to do is to just make money fine or no fine but a lady needs enhancement because of the competition.

But today, we have men that have lost the ingredients that made them MEN in the first instance behaving like women.

Kriss216:
While a woman that bleaches is God's gift to humanity, abi

Any man that bleaches has complexes about his looks.

Lol
No. 3 Spiritual Virgin o

Hope this food is free from customer charms

jumper524:
See #300 food I bought this evening

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Lilsameey
Delta bachelor
Moi Divoc19
Na we get the thread all thanks to Expresswriter

I mailed you. Check.

Forget Nairaland posters most times o.
They are mostly delusional when it comes to the reality of life in Nigeria. Just because anybody can create a thread doesn't make them real.
We still have good people and good things around us.

DeltaBachelor:
hahahaha. It wasn’t part of the deal jor. The challenge na who go first mail. Although you still never do am sha but my number of followers and PM’ers just Dey increase like Messi Instagram page

The thing be like juju ooooo. So fine babes dey this Nairaland like this. I think say Misogynists and Feminist full am ooooo

Sometimes e dey be like say na battle for supremacy between Redpillers ( self acclaimed correct guys ) and Bluepillers ( self -acclaimed independent feminists ). The sharp ones instead them just Dey “ cash-out” on a low

No, na el zakzaky

Lilsameey:
,..Hope you are not Jacob Zuma's wife

You no win anything.
That background check spoilt everything.
Na you for first mail me

DeltaBachelor:
lol. All-in-all sha, na me still win.

Although this very patient dog fit nor even see biscuit bone chop sef as another man don buy everything

LMAO

Lilsameey:
,..Abeg make una abort mission,..make daddy WA no vex ooo

Of course to avoid stories that touch from the be nin ging

DeltaBachelor:
lol. Na now wey I don know say you be person mama you wan mail me ba ?

I will go first now but the levels has changed, he already knows am taken

Lilsameey:
...Nah whining jhare,..so are you guys going to proceed or not.. ,..why can't you go first?

Lol, that's good news.
Am not among yet I'll be the fourth person to mail you now

DeltaBachelor:
lol. Thanks. I wish you the very best as well. This little conversation don even make like 3 people send me PM now now sef. Abi you follow dey among ?

If you nor dey, that’s too bad ooooo, but you open road for me sha, so no lele

Cheers !!!!

Now you have catch me finish . 3 kids to be precise c/o Nairaland, I want to delve into marriage counselling self...but you dug too fast your blood must be very hot.
I wish you good street smartness, experience and all luck ahead

DeltaBachelor:
Hahahaha. Bad girl. Now I can confidently say I have met my match. Kudos dear, nor be every babe dey fit yam like this. It must have taken years of street smartness, experience and all. I did a little digging and saw that you’re married even with a daughter sef. In that case, no need to Dey waste my lingo, pick up lines and toasting vibes for here jare. You are taken already, so make I find another person wey go replace you

BTW, Expresswriter nor mind that babe jare. The perfect person for you go locate you. Nor be every man go sabi toast woman na

I nor get 2nd moniker oooooo. Na when I don marry I wan get. I go change this one to “ Deltahusband” so that babes here go know say I don dey taken . As per the Moh stuff, why you talk say e nor go lead to regrets ?

What is your definition of 'Ugly' because from the look of things, we are already looking good together. The only ish now na who will go first

Lilsameey:
,..Imagine, one ugly man and one ugly woman doing shakara for each other......two of una dey fear to unveil what is behind una monikers...

I will like to be the Mohammed here
Use your second moniker. I won't tell

Expresswriter is learning from our chats here

2nd option won't even lead to regrets because I don't even know what am missing

DeltaBachelor:
You nor fit hit any spot. I nor get any mumu button ooooo and yes no one can wait “impatiently” forever. I guess that was what brought about the saying that if a certain Moh doesn’t go the mountain, the mountain will go to him. Whichever one happens first, it’s still a win-win situation. This your stubbornness don make us derail the thread of somebody wey dey find love. You better send a PM to Expresswriter ooooo. Na him need am pass me

Nor be only wait impatiently forever…. Na 2 things fit happen. It’s either you discard any notion or belief you have had before of the guy chatting you up first and do the needful, or you take the 2nd option of letting go but regretting your actions everyday. Nor be every babe wey dey relationship now dey with their first choice oooooo. Some Dey vex inside relationships and marriages like this.


Na wetin you want make this your small ego cause for you be that

There is no wife/husband material anywhere. If you find that person, you will surely know unless you are too choosey. Some people change their ways for real because of how someone makes them feel.

Yes. Unconditional love exist. But, they are rare and you just have to have something going for yourself because unconditional love is also attached to something

We're still getting to knowing ourselves
I can wait impatiently forever don't you think that is possible? I also like men that show principles but still have soft spot.
Careful, don't make me hit that spot

DeltaBachelor:
Make I follow your trail ? I laugh in Swahili . I be like cock wey dey follow bread crumbs until him enter pot of soup abi ? . Madam, you go get white bia bia if na that one you want oooo. I don express my interest the first time and you show yourself as normal 9ja babe wey you be na. You went on the defensive. Make me too defend now. Go buy all the strikers wey dey this world like Messi, Neymar , Mbappe and Lukaku and maybe I fit allow you score one goal to my heart

A poor man's mentality is different from a rich man's mentality. e.g.
A poor man thinks washing machine in a household is for lazy people while a rich man thinks washing machine makes life easier

.

I laugh in Spanish
All bend na bend. Na you feel me pass.
Follow my trail and see if you can catch me.
Click
DM
Moniker
You
à
Moi

DeltaBachelor:
lol…. I bent over first , remember ? I have bent over forward before. You now want me to bend over backwards now. My waist go break be that na. Let’s not overflog this issue jare. I won’t kiss and tell if you do the needful. We are just prolonging the inevitable. I am also only one click away. Do that now and lemme save the day ! (lol) I feel you too, but I know you feel me more . I would patiently wait like 50 cents. I hope this patient dog ends up eating a very fat meat. I nor like bone oooooo

Hmmm, so na me go dey purse now. Interesting... people call me likeable too, so I won't be bending over cos I know you're also feeling me. Let me not change it. My DM is just a click on my moniker am waiting impatiently

DeltaBachelor:
lol. You think ? ….. I hate to burst your bubble, but I definitely know you will ( not feeling myself ooooo ) It’s just that some few people wey I don meet say I get likeable personality… whatever that means ; lol. Na my own turn to do shakara now ! You even made a guy make fun of me by calling me Konji man. Me wey be say na me dey manufacture red pill. In fact I don dey produce red and yellow capsules join now sef. If you call am tetracycline, na you sabi oooooo. My Email is up there ! Shoot me a mail if you’re down. I also love to be pampered now. lol

Lol, send me a DM

I think I will like you

DeltaBachelor:
No P. I liked the way you replied hence my initial question. It’s okay though. Cheers !!!!

We are already knowing ourselves here

DeltaBachelor:
Hmmmm. Can we know ourselves better ?

Deltabachelor@gmail.com

Cheers !!!!

Shine ya eyes twist.
Am just following on NL
NEPA

He is one of the boring housemates.
Niyi, Emma and Yousef should be careful now. It's game time

vanhelsing1:
We were all expecting him to go...
No one is surprised..
So sorry Dude

All that glitters are not Gold

Ilamina:
why you say so

Be careful, don't trust them.

Ilamina:


They throw nice parties and make noise just to make me happy

Because they know I like it