₦airaland Forum

robinso01:
Make dem sha no turn am to vawulence

ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

pansophist:
Enjoy my guy, But I use God's name to beg you, live uprightly. I know say to live rough de sweet and come easy, but as someone wey don live for the west for almost half of my life, I be like that old dog wey see as young puppy wey dem just recruit go just dey bark and vibrate, until they shoot am. He think say we wey stay calm no sharp, say we no get sense, but na empty can de make the loudest noise, and the first to be silenced



1. Avoid debt. To me, it's the next thing to slavery. You are a slave to whoever you owe. So don't go and collect money from banks because they advertise cheap loans give you, or go collect cars and phones on credit. Don't tie your life as a wage slave just because you want to ball and oppress people, you don't need that. The desire to pepper others usually comes from a place of ego, low self-esteem, and foolishness. So don't go and enslave yourself to jobs to pay monthly debt just to pepper people who don't give a shit about you, and will rather envy instead of celebrating you.

2. You see woman, run. Unless she is a good one, then stick to her for the long term. Sex is the cheapest thing in the west, especially in America, the headquarters of porn and all kinds of degradation, caging young people who can't control themselves. The US is not like Naija where you ejaculate and evacuate. If she is pregnant, then you go pay tired. I know one fine Naija guy, yellow like Ramsey Noah, get three baby mamas, and effectively a slave in my book. What's the point where you cant see your salary because it has been shared with all your baby mamas? you don't need that kind of slavery, my bro.

3. Focus, focus, focus. The west is a place that reveals yourself to you. If you are lazy, you will know. It's an epiphany really, and that realization is not a good one. Nigeria does one thing to lazy folks, and it is that it prevents you from knowing who you are, since the system is so bad and creates a lot of obstacles on your path. But in the west, even if you are broke like a broken bottle, you will earn if you ain't lazy. So man up, or woman up if you do ever transgender, but focus. Know why you are there, and work towards it. You won't be younger, stronger, and youthful than now, so don't waste it.

4. Lastly and most importantly, don't forget your parents, unless they were not there for you when you are young. Take care of them, don't joke with their affairs, and let them be happy that they trained a good son. This is coming from a place of love, so please please, be responsible. May God bless you, it shall be well with you dear comrade, in Jesus' name, Amen.

StrongAlphMale:
We're not surprised anymore! Nigeria is gone!

Back in 2015, You voted a terrorist sympathetic incompetent dunce a.k.a Mannequin at 21 years old, by 2023 you will be 28 years old. Continue.

If you like vote old cargos like the frog eyed, drug baron with no vision, a.k.a Emilokan i.e Mannequin 2.0 you will regret it.

Your 30s will be wasted and at 40 you will have nothing to show for it.

Neither do I expect a sane individual to vote PDP after their years of failure

Be warned.

oz4real83:
Everybody was buying the milk but this guy just came and bought the full cow. Congrats man

Chiamaka0002:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axtq_s-eD9Y

The Opc and Amotekun in ikere Ekiti intercepted two trucks loads of fulani.

According to Ekiti trends on Twitter, they were alleged to be transporting arms hidden under grass sheets.

ahnie:
Redfillers ounje ti'de.

Pls find a way to iron your differences.

Bridges12:
This country is doomed. While the whole place is on fire, some people are in Abuja having marathon meetings on how to seize power for themselves. When will we collectively shun this people the way they shun us?

Whizzy080:
Some risks are not worth taking

sammycipher:
I won't lie the subject post was catchy, I thought it was a real problem.... Little did I know it was a case of an underaged boy with 2 confused creatures
It is as if u are the one who is more confused sef

Dorwadora:
Abortion is a criminal offense in Nigeria... You're a criminal.

BoredBerry:
Thank you...

Moral lesson: not all fine boys are monsters...

Choilila:
Lolz.

Why I run 100km far from them.

You will run 1000km back to ask for sex when no one bothers you for it

seunaj:
Pep obviously don't like African players.

seunaj:
Pep obviously don't like African players.

Tmberwolf1:
That was only a logical response to an unthinking, brainless fool that is you. You are a typical example of a "know it all " with an empty head. An slowpoke living in delusions of grandeur.
You still haven't told us the full story of what happened Mr know it all.

Born2Breed:
I'm very sure you put that teenager in the family way, after taking advantage of her innocence.

You are a cradle stealer!

Go drop some money for your daughter's grandmother to take care of your child.

That child should also be kept far away from you before you start molesting her.

The last part was harsh sis, take it easy on him