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CrimeRe: UK Based Nigerian Jailed For Collecting £268,000 In Work Done During Sick Leave by djfalone(m): 11:29am On Nov 16, 2025
Richtaiwo:
Nawa for oyibo oh. So because he worked while on leave, he has committed an offence. He also worked at night when he was supposed to be resting, how is that una problem? Is it your body?
it's the fact that he lied that he was unfit to discharge his duty in his place of primary assignment, and his employers had to pay other locum doctors to fill that gap: His dishonesty is a breach of trust but also cost them money ( between 2018-2021)
PoliticsRe: Bashir El-rufai Apologises Over Tweet Supporting Southern Kaduna Killings by djfalone(m): 12:30am On Mar 14, 2025
those were his true sentiments.............
PoliticsRe: NNPC Weighing Options On PH Refinery As Turnaround Maintenance Falters by djfalone(m): 3:36pm On Oct 25, 2024
To put it mildly , NNPC is a cesspool of cor**ption . If they had been saddled with the responsibility of building the refinery Aliko Dangote built , we would probably be hearing the same story . $ 1.5 billion !? . When will people be held accountable??
CrimeRe: Abidemi Rufai Pleads Guilty To Massive Pandemic Fraud In USA by djfalone(m): 12:22pm On May 04, 2022
Dude is a seasoned fraudster . You can't tell me nothing . .Dapo Abiodun had better take note and weed out fraudsters from his cabinet.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Intercepts 1.9million Tablets Of Tramadol, Codeine At Lagos Airport by djfalone(m): 4:58pm On Mar 23, 2022
Gen Buba Marwa is working
PoliticsRe: How Abba Kyari Negotiated Release Of 25kg Cocaine, Offered $61, 600 Cash - NDLEA by djfalone(m): 7:42pm On Feb 14, 2022
All this is a smokescreen so that Kyari doesn't get extradited to the US to face prosecution. Kyari is well known to be extremely smart and has been tagged a "supercop". You think he would commit such errors and be apprehended?
RomanceRe: Don't Wanna Lose My Current Relationship by djfalone(m): 11:08am On Dec 06, 2021
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Its's a tad bit predictable that a banker who has access to your account ( has an exact estimate of what you deposit in that bank) and has earned your trust wants to hang out with you. Baba, you are a target waiting to be milked . It's pretty simple. If your account was in the red and you had little prospects , would you catch the eye of this aunty ? Tread carefully. Stop letting your hormones get the better of you and stay true to your girlfriend . It's common knowledge that some female bankers ( not all btw) actually flirt with clients who have money and finesse them in a smart manner . Be careful!!!
RomanceRe: I Asked A Girl Out, She Said She Isn't Ready For Relationship, Now She Is Dating by djfalone(m): 7:04am On Nov 17, 2021
Baba, focus on yourself and hustle!
PoliticsRe: Gumi: The Bandits I Negotiated With Have Stopped Kidnapping by djfalone(m): 4:22am On Apr 28, 2021
Arrest this man. DOes he see what is going on huh
SportsRe: UEFA To Sign A $7.2Bn Deal With Centricus To Stop European Super League by djfalone(m): 12:16pm On Apr 20, 2021
Looks like desperation to me.At the end of the day ,it all boils down to money. Those clubs are looking for a bigger pay check without any regard for collateral damage.
Science/TechnologyRe: Many Animals Are Way Bigger Than We Think (Photos) by djfalone(m): 8:17am On Aug 01, 2020
That Eagle ain't bald grin
RomanceRe: I Want To Leave My Boyfriend For A New Guy. by djfalone(m): 8:03am On Aug 01, 2020
The truth is this : what you tolerate you authorize to exist. Period. You are caught up between doing the right thing and what is actually on your mind. You have your own moral compass and it doesn't have to align with ours. Relationships will always have one distraction or the other . You will always meet or see someone who is more attractive, intelligent , handsome , richer , caring than your partner. Facts!
The true test of a stable and true relationship is how you deal with these so called 'distractions'. Some would argue that you are not married to your partner and still permitted to explore your options . How would you feel if you were in the same shoes and your boyfriend was entertaining another female and was confused as well? Emotional cheating has short and long term implications. That's why some people have postulated that " i girl/guy dates pending the period they find someone better"


The honorable thing to do to avoid double dating is to let go of one of them. It won't be easy but it will solve the problem
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon 11 Pro Full Specifications And Price by djfalone(m): 3:54pm On Nov 20, 2018
opeyehmmy:
Another piece of crap...
the screen resolution tho....not impressive
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by djfalone(m): 4:50pm On Nov 05, 2017
someone shoot this ref...that was offside! undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Artist Draws Falz, Olamide, Simi And Genevieve Nnaji by djfalone(m): 11:29am On Aug 05, 2016
lol....someone please put this guy out of his misery....... cool
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using And What You Like And Hate About It? by djfalone(m): 12:24pm On Jul 10, 2016
wish there was a phone that could download food..... grin
RomanceRe: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by djfalone(m): 3:13am On Sep 29, 2015
well written...i laughed my ass off.......
RomanceRe: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by djfalone(m): 8:51pm On Aug 15, 2015
so the moral of the story is? check the person doesn't have a seizure disorder before MouthAction? She should have mentioned Herpes,Gonorrhoea and other STDs can be transmited through MouthAction......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea : FA Community Shield (1 - 0) On 2nd August 2015 by djfalone(m): 4:57pm On Aug 02, 2015
Cech the difference!!!!
RomanceRe: Water Vendor Impregnates Identical Twin Sisters In Suleja by djfalone(m): 8:26pm On Apr 10, 2015
Simply put, he did not know who he was banging...because he was seeing double...lol
BusinessRe: Ecobank ATM Paid Me Counterfeit by djfalone(m): 6:41pm On Feb 20, 2015
Two years ago , i withdrew money from an ATM from First Bank( the Gbagada branch). i decided to buy a few things at a supermarket nearby(the 3rd building from the bank).After i gave the cashier money she screened it with the same ultraviolet light being used for detecting counterfeit notes. She took one good look at me ,concluded i wasn"t the fraudulent type( i had also been patronizing them for a couple of years without issues) and politely told me two of the 1000 naira notes(out of 6k) i paid with were no good. I told her i had just withdrawn them from a First bank ATM.She said they had had similar problems with customers who withdrew money from the same branch. I dropped the items , apologised and marched to the bank. Once the security guards noticed that i was visibly pissed coming back to the bank premises, they swung into action( it was after 4pm, and ,after narrating my experience i had demanded to see the bank manager).One of the guards had let himself through the bullet-proof doors and alerted them there was a guy outside with an axe to grind. See packaging! once they let me in ,one of the female officers(she knew what was going on) feigned ignorance and asked me in a condescending tone what the problem was .If looks could kill ,that woman body go don decay dey form crude oil by now! I narrated ,again ,my ordeal at the ATM and supermarket. I had my reciepts ,card details..etc.She would have none of it. She didn't want to see anything! "our ATM has never dispensed fake naira notes ", she said with a smug look on her face.
I went home , called my financial officer (i use another bank) and narrated everything to her. She came up with a plan.Knowing fully well that if i wanted to lodge a complaint with the bank manager, the banking staff (while harmlessly inquiring what my mission was..)would derail that line of action....to protect their own skin.She told me to sell them the idea i had a business proposal i wanted to discuss with the bank manager( if i recall there are 2 types each bank has....). I went in the next day and reported......the expression on the face of the lady that was rude to me was priceless..lol. All she had to do handle the whole thing in a professional manner (and fish out the bad eggs ,that is, if she sef no dey benefit too). I stuck to my bank ATM afterwards. Bankers are generally sweet people who still manage to smile despite all they are going through.........people will always judge you by your ACTIONS not your INTENTIONS; you might have a heart of gold,but so does a hard-boiled egg!
FamilyRe: What's The Most Annoying Or Shocking Thing A Kid Has Ever Told You? by djfalone(m): 9:11pm On Feb 11, 2015
i was overweight about 2 years ago. My 5 year old nephew told me i had a pot belly and "moobs"-(man boobs!). jeez! in the presence of abt 20 friends and relatives! i registered in a gym and 5 months later ,achieved my goal of 6% body fat grin. what a wake-up call!
PoliticsRe: Part Of Buhari's Medical Report Leaked. See Photos by djfalone(m): 12:29pm On Jan 17, 2015
The shit is about to hit the fan for the members of staff who allowed this laboratory result to slip through their fingers to the public. it looks doctored though. There's something "'off" about the clinical detail section.


But if it turns out to be true, Buhari is screwed!
Music/RadioWizkid's Album 'AYO' Mentioned As One Of 15 Great Albums -rolingstone.com by djfalone(op): 12:11pm On Dec 20, 2014
wizkid continues to be recognized for his music, talent and everything it encompasses. He gets a honourable mention from rollingstone.com and thats a pretty big deal,considering the fact that afro hip hop is still trying to gain a foothold in the American market. Kudos to Ayo balogun and his crew.Naija rocks!
Here's the link: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/15-great-albums-you-didnt-hear-in-2014-20141217/wizkid-ayo-20141216
SportsRe: Some Hilarious Football Quotes. Pick ur favourites & Add Urs as Well. by djfalone(m): 10:13pm On Sep 20, 2014
ian Holloway:The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking - he's got to have something wrong with him....Hopefully he's hung like a hamster! That would make us all feel better!
On Cristiano Ronaldo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal - (6 - 3) On 14th December 2013 by djfalone(m): 3:35pm On Dec 14, 2013
5-2!
CelebritiesRe: WOW! Genevieve Nnaji Looking Beautiful In Séxybikini by djfalone(m): 10:16pm On Dec 10, 2013
er, op dats no bikini! more like a "monokini",eh?
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by djfalone(m): 6:15pm On Dec 06, 2013
england costarica italy uraguay....england out!
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by djfalone(m): 6:10pm On Dec 06, 2013
argentina naija ,iran!
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by djfalone(m): 6:05pm On Dec 06, 2013
Argentina AGAIN!
TV/MoviesRe: Movie Series That You Enjoyed And You Recommend by djfalone(m): 9:23am On Nov 30, 2013
1.Oz (makes prison break look like childs play...but not for the faint-hearted)
2.Orange is the new black (if u enjoyed WEEDS....u would love this too)
3.Game of thrones
4.Homeland
5.Mad men
6.Real husbands of Hollywood

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