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pembisco: op u ar talking rubish! Infct d media is nt evn reporting d actual casualty of boko haram. If u say BH hv nt taken ova doz twns nd villages u claimed then i dare u pass through thre nd lets see. Mst of u here ar undermining d deadly capability of BH. Wat do u kal a situation whr they attack villages unrepelled by our military fo almst 24hrs?

This guy,U r doin exactly what BH wants u to do with this ur post.This is exactly what we shouldn't do.Over exaggerate terrorism.

duni04: Lol. Continue chasing shadows and living in paranoia. The whole world is agsinst you. Sahara reporters, bbc, cnn, voa, afp, reuters, nigerian newspapers, nairaland etc. Did you see the front page of the punch this morning? They listed all the towns under the control of boko haram. I'm sure the punch too is a media tool of boko haram.
Stu.pid thread.

How does one takeover a place if i may ask? Are u listening to urself?

OP stop smoking eegbo

See fantasy abeg.I guess you mastvrbate to thoughts like this.Op ur life don bend walai!

Op how you sure say that one no be the backyard of the whole property for there which fit be only one house

Jakpon: Towns in the control of Boko Haram

BORNO STATE
damboa
gwoza
maete
dikwa
limankara
gamboru-ngala
banki
bama(still fluid)
ashgashiya

YOBE STATE
gujbe
buni Yadi
gulani
kukuwa
bularafa
bara
njibuwa
tattaba

ADAMAWA STATE
madagali
gulak
michika(fell this morning)

Maybe this is supposed to make people laff right? Or maybe to get likes from NL BH supporters i guess.

Those wishing on BH to inflict pain on Nigerians shall be put to shame.

Hope the NL BH supporters are reading this sha.Or maybe they still want pictures of military winning the battle.

What the talk about pictures.Same way ya'll feel this story is manipulated,same way pictures can be manipulated.Maybe then you'll believe.

donnypool: omavik my love

Gimme 5 reasons why you shouldn't be banned?

OP.In as much as you tried to make sense you didn't really succeed, using the word 'hip-hop' invalidates your points.You said hip-hop and i rushed in thinking you were going to highlight insightful reasons why hip-hop is empty in Nigeria and all i read was the emptiness in pop and afrobeats.If it aint hip-hop its nothing,you mentioned hiphop, why not address hip-hop?

Online BH supporters must have something to say sha.You want to see pics when nigerian military are killing these bastardz but don't care about pics when its reported that BH had taken over.SMH.

Just give them #50 and go your way #DazAll

Can you guys please stop this BS? Nairaland is not a dating site.

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wildikeman: Blah blah blah...not funny. FYI it apply to everybody too. Yeye tread

Bro did u even read the post at all? So it applies to americans abi?

Why this thing make FrontPage? Am i the only one that can't see any queue in the picture(s)? Just some bunch of people hanging out.

Nigerians are cultured people and their knowledge is richly reflected in everything including humour. They are renowned for their sense of humour because they are not afraid to make fun out of everything. They define things beyond imagination and this evokes laughter any day.

Below are ten funny things Nigerians find very funny...

1.Foreign accent
English language is not an issue to any Nigerian but the moment a Nigerian in Nigeria starts speaking like a white man, you are in for a show. This is because you would be laughed to scorn; it doesn’t matter if you have spent your whole life in America or any foreign country.

2.Being the first to arrive for parties
Coming late for parties is not something that Nigerians see as a problem, but when you are the first to come for a party or event, they think that you are coming for the meals and a lot of people may think that it is very funny to beat time for that event.

3.Eating fufu with knife and fork
Ahh…You don’t try this in a local food center. You would be laughed at because it is very strange and funny to a lot of people LOL. They believed that Nigerian foods (swallows) are meant to be eaten with your hands and not to eat it with knife and fork. Fufu is a local food and they believe it should be eaten the way locals eat it. #TeamHandsForSwallow

4.Ladies fighting over a man
If men are fighting over a lady, they would allow them to fight or sometimes, scold them but when it comes to ladies fighting over a man, it is a different ball game. You should not be surprised when you see cars parked,phones hanging in the air to watch,snap and video these ladies fight because they think it is funny.

5.When you travel to an African country and come back with an American accent
They believe that you must have lost your mind and would simply laugh over your accent.They believed that it is impossible for you to travel to an African country and come back with an American or British accent.And quite frankly,why would you go to ghana and come back with a British accent? Lol.

6.Nigerians who would not crush their chicken bones
Bones are not to be spared especially chicken bones, a lot of Nigerians find it funny when you eat just the flesh and leave behind a chunk of meat with bones. They simply believe that you should crush these bones and most people might think you are just forming tu.sh(ajebo).

7.Men who wear suit and tie and walk under a very hot weather
It doesn’t matter if you are the bank manager when you walk on suit and tie aimlessly on the street without a car,Some Nigerians would believe that something may be wrong with you and u'll be laughed at.

8.People who wear sun glasses at night
It is not a welcomed fashion savvy for Nigerians. They may think that you are blind and if they discover that you are not handicapped, the next thing is laughter because they don’t believe that you can see with such glasses.Jim iyke and Dbanj have fallen victims to these laughing sessions on different social media.

9.A Nigerian who drives an expensive car and begs for money
Car is one way to measure the wealth of a man especially the SUVs. Nigerians would never believe that these people who ride these expensive cars would lack money at any point in time, and when they end up asking for money, it is always funny to people.

10. A poor man with pot belly
The old belief that rich men are those with pot bellies has not died in the modern world. It is difficult for a lot of people to believe that it is possible for a pot belly man to say that he is not having money.LMAO

Well, a lot of things make Nigerians laugh, you can share yours...

Bobbystanley: Is this Keshi still there as Headcoach?

Ike Uche is right by saying that.You dropped a player who scored 14goals in La Liga just behind Cr7,Lionel messi and Diego Costa and opted for Shola Ameobi who scored just once for Newcastle in a full season.Isn't that stupidity?

Keshi beg him..He deserves your apology.

So because of goals he should throw respect to the mud and demand his grandfather's mate to beg him abi? SMH

14: Fake GDP stats

I thought i was the only one that believed that it was fake ooo.

I've been thinking...Is marriage the ultimate goal for some women? Why not think about getting paid by working and maybe try to be successful so BF won't make up silly excuses about earning low when you can support him to build a successful home.You are in a relationship for four years talking care of a guy when you are supposed to be moulding a life for yourself.If you really want to know where you stand,why do it after four years? Plus pressuring a man to marry you would get him even more scared and reluctant to pop up.My advice is to give your best(not sex) to the relationship as well as yourself and if your man don't see you as a marriage material,let him go, its HIS loss not yours,don't continue to takecare of a man for four years,You are not his mother.

iamaromolaeran: its okay dude.....stop making it a big issue.. .I made a mistake.. fine. issue solved .. .in jay z's freestyle in rap city hr said.. am too tall to act small.. sane with me...so shhhhhhhh

Sorry i came on too hard on u at first,i also enjoyed Bis' verse more.However, my point is,mistakes like that can put ur rap knowledge to question.

Testerfuze: Jst bcus he made a mistake and corrected it doesn't make him a kid,everyone's prone 2 makin mistakes...the only mistake iamaromolaeran made in d first place was 2 vote without reading carefully,dats the only mistake I saw he made

A battle as big as this,u just come and throw verdicts anyhow witta reading carefully? That's kids stuff to me.No offense to the dude but verses from vets like ibime and u3 are to be read and analyzed carefully cos most lines might fly over ur head witta u even knowing if u r not careful.

UlqU3: You post a detailed vote for one person and then hours later, after "rereading" you switch all criteria?

Mikuz is this the kind of stuff that happens here or you tryna tell me something?

Take the guy serious at ur own risk.He is simply a kid who can't analyse a rap verse.He lacks knowledge to give a verdict.

Logicalmindy: Sadist always hating.

Sadist on this BS? I can hate on better u know.Besides if you can stop creating St#pid threads there would be no need for hating init?

This troll thingy is working out fine for you guys ooo.See as people just de comment.SMH.

And OP u r "lossing" ur brain

texaco1: What stops the military from having a press department , buy a video camera and take some shots of what you have done , this will go a long way in reassuring the civilians and also in lifting the morale of the army. And thirdly this will make sahara desert reporters lose credibility ,rather than issue a statement. Every army uses the propaganda machine the nigerian army shouldn't be different

U r asking for pictures,if they show u pictures now u'll say its photoshopped.Are u using ur own type of propaganda machine to support BH? Where are pictures of Bama overrun by BH?

Can't get no realer than this dude mehn! #PromptDelivery