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RomanceRe: Guys That Piss Me Off by Djicemob:
@Buttchick. R u saying these human imperfections usually piss u off?
#MyAdvice:If u wanna go down the road of pointing out people's imperfections,i sweardown,u'll neva reach the end of the road.Let them be,boys will eventually turn to men.(get it? end of the road by Boyz 2 men)
Christianity EtcRe: Only Poor And Fustrated Christains Speaks In Tongue by Djicemob: 5:57pm On Jul 27, 2014
Speaking in tongues is sickening.Why not just pray in tongue you understand and save urself all the troubles? BTW op edit ur post,lotta gbagaun here and there.
PhonesRe: How To Take Screenshots Of Your Smartphones by Djicemob: 5:47pm On Jul 27, 2014
cuteposhy: this got me thinking...to be sincere there's no story behind it. I needed a moniker after the loss of data and after brainstorming I came up with this.
Nice anyway! cool...Not too long i craftd a nick for a frnd with the posh thingy.(JuicyPosh). Dat gave birth to my curiosity.
PhonesRe: How To Take Screenshots Of Your Smartphones by Djicemob: 5:10pm On Jul 27, 2014
cuteposhy: you're welcome sir!
Yep...Cant help but wonder...What's d story behind ur moniker?
RomanceRe: She Said She's A Virgin And Highly Spiritual, But Here Wat She Says Bout D****k by Djicemob: 4:15pm On Jul 27, 2014
Ur girl is a virgin but she likes big d#ick? Dat Sh#t dont add up. undecided
PhonesRe: How To Take Screenshots Of Your Smartphones by Djicemob: 4:05pm On Jul 27, 2014
Op This was really helpful.I've been sweating with dat sh#t for quite a while now...Not until today.
Christianity EtcRe: For The Catholics..you Idle Worshipers Not God by Djicemob: 3:57pm On Jul 27, 2014
Another patient on the lose again.
RomanceRe: Guys That Piss Me Off by Djicemob: 12:24pm On Jul 27, 2014
Op why not concentrate on ur "rice" instead of looking for mistakes in other peeps "beans".

Get a man,settle down,instead of playing the dating game here and there with stalkers and guys with bad grammer et al.

Imperfection is key to what makes us humans...See u were complaining of guys with bad grammer and u commited the same offense urself.

@Topic.Right now, I date my hustle(ntin to hate abt her),so in future my hustle can shield me from paranoia chicks like ya'll. #ONE
Technology MarketRe: Very Cheap by Djicemob: 10:42am On Jul 27, 2014
I meant ur thread too is very cheap
PoliticsRe: Photo Of The Day: Keeping Fit With Mallam Okorocha by Djicemob: 9:45am On Jul 27, 2014
Because u wan ride bicycle,u carry cameraman follow body...u try undecided
Technology MarketRe: Very Cheap by Djicemob: 9:07am On Jul 27, 2014
UR THREAD...(VERY CHEAP)
Music/RadioRe: New Report Says The Nigerian Police Caused Dagrin’s Death... by Djicemob: 8:49am On Jul 27, 2014
It doesnt really matter anymore.It was recorded dat dagrin had a bottle of alcohol in the car.Plus,the lorry doesnt have backlight? Does dat mean dagrin was also driving with his lights off too? Let's let the dead be o jare #RIPdagrin
CareerRe: To Be Self-employed Or To Be Employed: Which Is Better? by Djicemob(op): 10:01pm On Jul 26, 2014
eph12: You can be employed and still have your own business or be an employer.
Really? How can this fall into place?
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy And His ‘virgins’ In Hot, Fierce New Photos by Djicemob: 7:36pm On Jul 26, 2014
What is he known for?
CareerRe: To Be Self-employed Or To Be Employed: Which Is Better? by Djicemob(op): 1:30pm On Jul 26, 2014
Sparrow13: You can never be RICH working for somebody.
What if i work at...say shell oil company?
CareerTo Be Self-employed Or To Be Employed: Which Is Better? by Djicemob(op): 12:53pm On Jul 26, 2014
As an ambitious youngman,who strive to get the best out of my skills and out of life,i couldnt help but wonder: Do i strive to be EMPLOYED or SELF-EMPLOYED?... So i decided to present this question to smartheads and exprienced people alike in the forum who may have gone through these different aspects of life and weighed in on the best possible option to provide insights to the above title to help youngmen like me and others out there create a successful path for themselves.If possible lets hear your testimony(ies)/travails and possible career or business suggestions for the youngsters.Thanks in anticipation.
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful And Natural : Nadia Buari Shows Off Morning Face [photo] by Djicemob:
This is not nadia naw! Is she this young? Daz her younger sibling...
Music/RadioRe: Best Rap One-liners by Djicemob: 12:59pm On Jul 24, 2014
ckushy: Are you that daft? Iluminati with the triangle sign!
What does the triangle got to do with the 'whole city' from this ur perspective?
Jokes EtcRe: 1,000 And 10 Naira Note; The Jouney So Far by Djicemob: 12:46pm On Jul 24, 2014
Pls lemme know when u get to the funny part...
RomanceRe: Ladies: by Djicemob: 9:55pm On Jul 23, 2014
Cheap goods attracts more customers. #shikena
RomanceRe: Breakup Sex by Djicemob: 9:26pm On Jul 23, 2014
So before breakup the couple can agree to screw eachother before they go their separate ways? Interesting! cheesy ...2wishes...i wish i saw dis thread before breaking up with my EXs and i wish NYSC gave me a breakup allowee after my last allowee,dat would hv been nice o...Op weldone o...
CelebritiesRe: Angela Okorie Shows Off Her New Look by Djicemob: 11:31am On Jul 23, 2014
NOT angry
Phone/Internet MarketRe: PowerHQ - Cheap MTN & Etisalat Data||On MTN, 1gb sells for #550; 2gb for #1,050 by Djicemob: 11:19am On Jul 23, 2014
Op. only u de comment,de like ur comment and de assure ppl wit ur oda moniker at the same time,dats lyk giving urself a high five u know.
Music/RadioRe: Is Vector Tha Viper The Best Rapper In Nigeria Now by Djicemob: 10:21am On Jul 23, 2014
Vector's punchlines are forced and doesnt add up most atimes.Can't say the same for mode9 who takes u on this lyrical journey so complicated dat u have to #pause... and try to catch ur breathe for the next thing dat gon hit ya.
Music/RadioRe: Best Rap One-liners by Djicemob: 10:53am On Jul 19, 2014
ejiro2130: I read D line over n over again I jst cudnt figure out wtf it's abt!
Boss U wont figure anything out cos there's ntin there.
Music/RadioRe: Best Rap One-liners by Djicemob: 10:49am On Jul 19, 2014
Elnino4ladies: ..lolz..i knw u hate illbliss..
lol.i dont hate illbliss,i hate wackness. grin
Music/RadioRe: Best Rap One-liners by Djicemob: 9:29am On Jul 19, 2014
Elnino4ladies: I illuminate d whole city no triangle..illbliss
Bro,now dat is a wack line right there.
Music/RadioTop10 Hottest Nigerian Club Bangers Of All Time by Djicemob(op):
As a deejay,i've gone to many places and i've seen many faces,especially the faces of delight and over joy when the deejay rolls in a particular joint and everybody go crazy and wild.What a great feeling for the Deejay! People buying u drinks and spraying u cash for playing the best tracks is something every deejay wants.As a benefactor,am dedicating this list to the talented artistes that put these banging tracks together,which serves as our(Djs) weapon to put smiles on peoples face and in-turn puts food on our table as Djs.Ladies and gents,I present you the TOP 10 HOTTEST CLUB-BANGERS for period of a decade now.

NOTE:5 Tracks are represented from the near past and 5 from these present times...

THE LIST:....(in no particular order)
1.O fokasibe by Dj zeez
2.Gongo aso by 9ice
3.Kukere by iyanya
4.Implication by 2face
5.Skelewu by Davido
6.Suddenly by dbanj
7.Caro by wizkid ft LAX
8.Yahoozee by Olu maintain
9.Double wahala by Oritse femi
10.Dorobucci by Mavins crew.

Music heads and deejays,bless us with ur own list or help rearrange the above list in ur own particular order.
FamilyRe: My Brother Saw Me Unclothed In The Bathroom, I Feel So Shy And Embarrassed by Djicemob: 11:00am On Jul 16, 2014
Its either the op was self servicing when her brother entered or she's not proud of her body due to whatever circumstance(tsunami maybe).Hence her fustration,cos i dont c anything wrong here...Or after seeing u nak3d,did u start nursing certain feelings for him? lipsrsealed.i hope not sha.
Music/RadioRe: Top Ten Nigerian Lyricist Of All Times by Djicemob: 8:05am On Jul 16, 2014
Crappy list...Olamide,2shots? etc.lol. U might as swell add skyB to the list.
TV/MoviesRe: Thor Will Now Officially Be a Woman in Marvel Comics by Djicemob: 12:03am On Jul 16, 2014
Gotta be kiddin me mehn!!! Am done with this thor sh#t if this goes thru.
Music/RadioRe: Best Rap One-liners by Djicemob: 11:22am On Jul 11, 2014
Without their fingaz in my toilet they feeling my sh#t.-mode9
Bring d SK like sardodie rap(wrap) am fast-erigga
What's a big house with no room for improvement-yung6ix

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