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@Buttchick. R u saying these human imperfections usually piss u off? #MyAdvice:If u wanna go down the road of pointing out people's imperfections,i sweardown,u'll neva reach the end of the road.Let them be,boys will eventually turn to men.(get it? end of the road by Boyz 2 men) |
Speaking in tongues is sickening.Why not just pray in tongue you understand and save urself all the troubles? BTW op edit ur post,lotta gbagaun here and there. |
cuteposhy: this got me thinking...to be sincere there's no story behind it. I needed a moniker after the loss of data and after brainstorming I came up with this.Nice anyway! cool...Not too long i craftd a nick for a frnd with the posh thingy.(JuicyPosh). Dat gave birth to my curiosity. |
cuteposhy: you're welcome sir!Yep...Cant help but wonder...What's d story behind ur moniker? |
Ur girl is a virgin but she likes big d#ick? Dat Sh#t dont add up. ![]() |
Op This was really helpful.I've been sweating with dat sh#t for quite a while now...Not until today. |
Another patient on the lose again. |
Op why not concentrate on ur "rice" instead of looking for mistakes in other peeps "beans". Get a man,settle down,instead of playing the dating game here and there with stalkers and guys with bad grammer et al. Imperfection is key to what makes us humans...See u were complaining of guys with bad grammer and u commited the same offense urself. @Topic.Right now, I date my hustle(ntin to hate abt her),so in future my hustle can shield me from paranoia chicks like ya'll. #ONE |
I meant ur thread too is very cheap |
Because u wan ride bicycle,u carry cameraman follow body...u try ![]() |
UR THREAD...(VERY CHEAP) |
It doesnt really matter anymore.It was recorded dat dagrin had a bottle of alcohol in the car.Plus,the lorry doesnt have backlight? Does dat mean dagrin was also driving with his lights off too? Let's let the dead be o jare #RIPdagrin |
eph12: You can be employed and still have your own business or be an employer.Really? How can this fall into place? |
What is he known for? |
Sparrow13: You can never be RICH working for somebody.What if i work at...say shell oil company? |
As an ambitious youngman,who strive to get the best out of my skills and out of life,i couldnt help but wonder: Do i strive to be EMPLOYED or SELF-EMPLOYED?... So i decided to present this question to smartheads and exprienced people alike in the forum who may have gone through these different aspects of life and weighed in on the best possible option to provide insights to the above title to help youngmen like me and others out there create a successful path for themselves.If possible lets hear your testimony(ies)/travails and possible career or business suggestions for the youngsters.Thanks in anticipation. |
This is not nadia naw! Is she this young? Daz her younger sibling... |
ckushy: Are you that daft? Iluminati with the triangle sign!What does the triangle got to do with the 'whole city' from this ur perspective? |
Pls lemme know when u get to the funny part... |
Cheap goods attracts more customers. #shikena |
So before breakup the couple can agree to screw eachother before they go their separate ways? Interesting! ...2wishes...i wish i saw dis thread before breaking up with my EXs and i wish NYSC gave me a breakup allowee after my last allowee,dat would hv been nice o...Op weldone o... |
NOT ![]() |
Op. only u de comment,de like ur comment and de assure ppl wit ur oda moniker at the same time,dats lyk giving urself a high five u know. |
Vector's punchlines are forced and doesnt add up most atimes.Can't say the same for mode9 who takes u on this lyrical journey so complicated dat u have to #pause... and try to catch ur breathe for the next thing dat gon hit ya. |
ejiro2130: I read D line over n over again I jst cudnt figure out wtf it's abt!Boss U wont figure anything out cos there's ntin there. |
Elnino4ladies: ..lolz..i knw u hate illbliss..lol.i dont hate illbliss,i hate wackness. ![]() |
Elnino4ladies: I illuminate d whole city no triangle..illblissBro,now dat is a wack line right there. |
As a deejay,i've gone to many places and i've seen many faces,especially the faces of delight and over joy when the deejay rolls in a particular joint and everybody go crazy and wild.What a great feeling for the Deejay! People buying u drinks and spraying u cash for playing the best tracks is something every deejay wants.As a benefactor,am dedicating this list to the talented artistes that put these banging tracks together,which serves as our(Djs) weapon to put smiles on peoples face and in-turn puts food on our table as Djs.Ladies and gents,I present you the TOP 10 HOTTEST CLUB-BANGERS for period of a decade now. NOTE:5 Tracks are represented from the near past and 5 from these present times... THE LIST:....(in no particular order) 1.O fokasibe by Dj zeez 2.Gongo aso by 9ice 3.Kukere by iyanya 4.Implication by 2face 5.Skelewu by Davido 6.Suddenly by dbanj 7.Caro by wizkid ft LAX 8.Yahoozee by Olu maintain 9.Double wahala by Oritse femi 10.Dorobucci by Mavins crew. Music heads and deejays,bless us with ur own list or help rearrange the above list in ur own particular order. |
Its either the op was self servicing when her brother entered or she's not proud of her body due to whatever circumstance(tsunami maybe).Hence her fustration,cos i dont c anything wrong here...Or after seeing u nak3d,did u start nursing certain feelings for him? .i hope not sha. |
Crappy list...Olamide,2shots? etc.lol. U might as swell add skyB to the list. |
Gotta be kiddin me mehn!!! Am done with this thor sh#t if this goes thru. |
Without their fingaz in my toilet they feeling my sh#t.-mode9 Bring d SK like sardodie rap(wrap) am fast-erigga What's a big house with no room for improvement-yung6ix |
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...2wishes...i wish i saw dis thread before breaking up with my EXs and i wish NYSC gave me a breakup allowee after my last allowee,dat would hv been nice o...Op weldone o...

.i hope not sha.