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CelebritiesRe: Is Ice-prince Overrated? by Djicemob: 8:35am On Aug 04, 2014
ICE PRINCE music...
Wordplay-0
Punchlines-0
Metaphors-0
Rhymes-0
Similes-0
Flow-10
Delivery-10
Instagram pics-100

Yes he is overated.
Last time i heard a rapsong from him was in his TRUTH freestyle.
CelebritiesRe: Is Ice-prince Overrated? by Djicemob: 8:29am On Aug 04, 2014
Rashdimuh: ice prince not a good rapper nigerians neva ceases to amaze Mode9 dey beg all of una to buy his song u dey tk say his style is not welcome olamide is busy giving good music u go say he is a noise maker, phyno spits igbo lang in his songs u tk say u no hear weti him dy tok, Vector releases a venom of deep meaningful lyrics u tok say he is a jayz wannabe . You all need to hit d studio and know hw hard it is to make a song, imaging saying the ascension album is full of wack songs crappy nigerians.
Ur comment for make sense if u sabi punctuation sha.Now u mess everything up.
Jokes EtcRe: Nairaland Girls Dey Mental For Me by Djicemob: 10:34pm On Aug 03, 2014
Trolls everywhere.huh
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest sexual Turn Off? by Djicemob: 5:06pm On Aug 03, 2014
jocelyncherish: What was the experience like Nairalanders?
Bia op.What is ur own turn off?
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest sexual Turn Off? by Djicemob: 2:58pm On Aug 03, 2014
ijechikky: chai!chai!chai! grin grin grin
Why r u chai-inggrin Its not my fault dat i've got a flexible tongue natongue

Again i hate smelly p#ssy
RomanceRe: When A Guy Sleeps With A Drunk Lady; Who Is To Blame? by Djicemob: 2:32pm On Aug 03, 2014
tracyorez: Whatever.it dosnt look funny to me.
Hey Easy on the guy a lil bit naahuh
FashionRe: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Djicemob(op): 2:28pm On Aug 03, 2014
Jennydoris: No 7 IS SO TRUE grin. I don't know if it's like that for others but I somehow feels embarrassed but then I think it's childish to feel that way because anybody can go to market and buy anything just as I did and if a woman don't want to see another woman wearing the same clothe she wore to a function she has three options which is: is either you make your own dress and do the design too, or you choose to buy and wear OKIRIKA or don't wear anything at all. But u can't stop others from buying that same clothe from the market.
Lol. it seems okrika is the best around here.
FashionRe: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Djicemob(op): 2:27pm On Aug 03, 2014
shikshark: women FART much more than men........talking from personal experience
And u still buy gas? for cooking?grin
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest sexual Turn Off? by Djicemob: 1:53pm On Aug 03, 2014
Smelly p#ssy.I luv 69 daz ytongue
CelebritiesRe: Meet Very Famous People You Did not Know Were Yorubas (PHOTO) by Djicemob: 1:35pm On Aug 03, 2014
This would ve been a nice work with paragraphs and pictures.Now u messed everything up.
FashionTen Funny But True Facts About Women. by Djicemob(op): 11:25am On Aug 03, 2014
What you are about to read I personally think couldn't be any more true about women and their funny charaterism.

1.Women never have anything to wear.Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet;You just don't understand!

2.Women do NOT want an honest opinion to the question, 'How do I look?'.Am sure you are definitely not ready for the repercussions of your honest opinion.

3.If a man goes on a seven day trip,he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a five day trip,she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

4.Women can't keep secrets.They eat away at them from inside.And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

5.The word "woman" is believed to have derived from the middle English term "wyfman" broken down simply as the wife(wyf) of man.

6.Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. LoL.

7.The most embarrassing thing for a woman is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal event.(Hmmm).

8.In almost every country worldwide,the life expectancy for women is higher than for men. (Not funny atall)

9.When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first,pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

10.Women spend Seven to ten years of their life-time looking at the mirror. Men spend only two years doing same.

Okay! Here are two bonuses off the top.LoL...
*When you tell a woman the truth,she thinks you are lying. When you you are lying,she thinks you are telling the truth.
*Men, You can never win an argument against a woman,i repeat, you can never ever ever win.You'll hurt her feelings When(if) it seems you are winning.

Abeg feel free to add yours.
NYSCRe: Nassarawa State B14 Let's Meet Here by Djicemob:
Flexin girls and guys this is my pin 7926240D
Town kinda boring,need partners in crimetongue
NB:Lafia/keffi only.Who knows i might get a free accommodation in my house.
-Am not a copa(served 2011)
-Alumnus of the state uni.
-full blooded delta guy
Nairaland GeneralRe: 8 Types Of Nairalanders We Probably Dislike. by Djicemob(op): 5:54pm On Aug 02, 2014
laudate: Bros, it has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with the moderators or the owners of Nairaland.

Your thread is still far more insightful, than the other one. cool
I believe u.Let em have it their way.No price for that sh#t anywaygrin

And... thanks.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 8 Types Of Nairalanders We Probably Dislike. by Djicemob(op): 5:31pm On Aug 02, 2014
laudate: There is another similar thread on this topic right here: https://www.nairaland.com/1834703/things-hate-see-nairaland/6#25174204
Dat was the injustice i talked about even on that thread.Mine was created far before that one.Maybe cos i have an (m) attached to my moniker.See dat thread was moved to FP minutes after the op(female) created it.
RomanceRe: Help My Boyfriend Wants To Start Visiting Nairaland. by Djicemob: 5:17pm On Aug 02, 2014
audreybrian: Pls think about it.I want both the post and the comments to disappear because some people made reference to my original post and if he sees it he will know.
So if ur BF come to nairaland,the first thing he will see is ur thread? Even if he manages to see ur thread somehow,don't u think u deserve anything that'll come upon u for washing ur dirty linens in public?...NL for that matter,biggest online forum in africa if am not mistaken. SMH for u.
RomanceRe: When A Guy Sleeps With A Drunk Lady; Who Is To Blame? by Djicemob: 4:37pm On Aug 02, 2014
The girl should be blamed.No responsible girl goes around drinking to stupor.If u must drink,drink responsibly.U cant put urself in a dirty situation and expect to come out clean.
NYSCRe: Nasarawa State by Djicemob: 4:28pm On Aug 02, 2014
I was a student at the state university.Its pretty peaceful here.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Fires Back With More Photos Of Onyinye ‘her Maid’ And Herself [LOOK] by Djicemob:
All i see is a bleached girl with yam legs and another girl at her back...I dont know either of emhuh
RomanceRe: Help My Boyfriend Wants To Start Visiting Nairaland. by Djicemob: 11:21am On Aug 02, 2014
U like bringing ur problems to the wrong place don't u? I pity u when the bashers come by this ur threadgrin
CelebritiesRe: 25 Celebrities With Historical Look Alikes – This Is Creepy! by Djicemob: 11:02am On Aug 02, 2014
Unibenstudent: U look lik my sister
Na so e de startgringrin
CelebritiesRe: 25 Celebrities With Historical Look Alikes – This Is Creepy! by Djicemob: 10:00am On Aug 02, 2014
Are u sure some geek didn't Photoshop or alter the images to give it that look-alike effect?
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Posts Romantic Pix Of She & Kanye In Bed by Djicemob: 9:54am On Aug 02, 2014
The chick in the pic...Who is shehuh
RomanceRe: ... by Djicemob: 9:45am On Aug 02, 2014
What are u trying to provehuh U r the hottest around here?
CareerRe: 10 Sexist Scenarios That Women Face At Work by Djicemob: 1:38pm On Aug 01, 2014
maygah: very true i ve face point 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 ,7 and 10
Only you? chaihuh Better check urself b4 u wreck urself.
FamilyRe: Adichie’s Feminism: Vacuums And Fallacies By A. Gonzaga by Djicemob: 1:14pm On Aug 01, 2014
Guidette: I could modify what i wrote, but i still stand by it. 99% of you will run at a chance to leave Nigeria to societies where things actually work, but forget that those societies where built by men and women. Hypocrites.
Lol.There u go again.
FamilyRe: Adichie’s Feminism: Vacuums And Fallacies By A. Gonzaga by Djicemob: 12:34pm On Aug 01, 2014
crudedude: That awkward moment when Guidette jumped in on this thread and went full throttle off point.

I'm still enjoying this discourse. Waiting for someone to challenge crackhaus' epic finale.
LOL.Feminist wanabes grin
CareerRe: 10 Sexist Scenarios That Women Face At Work by Djicemob: 11:07am On Aug 01, 2014
Amya: Try and use your brain for once in your life! So the simple fact that someone shows a cleavage and a leg gives license to men to sexually harass their female employees? You're probably one of those that would never take responsibilities for his action. Always looking for someone to pass the blame unto. Slowly backtrack into the cave you're emerging from.
U seem to be the typa girl that would like to eat her cake and have it.U would seduce a man with cleavages and legs and still don't want him to be seducedhuh
LiteratureRe: Everything You Need To Know About Those Born In August..happy New Month.. by Djicemob: 10:06am On Aug 01, 2014
Copy and paste from LIB.Even thanking the LIB readers.#smello
FamilyRe: Adichie’s Feminism: Vacuums And Fallacies By A. Gonzaga by Djicemob: 9:53am On Aug 01, 2014
Crackhaus,u nailed it.Case closed.

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