₦airaland Forum

Hope they are not planning a coup? Only Abacha is missing to complete the Fantastic 4.

12345baba:
bleep u

Hahaha Oya na. But the way the thing touch you like say you be one of them..lol

Bull ...........

Sanchez01:
I could remember mentioning the need to redeeming the country's name on the other thread. I don't blame the world if they end up stereotyping us in this manner. It is no longer a case of 'few bad eggs', but many bad eggs.

+1

Omo see enjoyment minister. When pepper rest, life go sweet like LG logo. My guy enjoy yourself, your hard work paid off not like our thieves politicians wey no even fit enjoy the money they stole because they hide am for graveyard or one penthouse...

eclecticbaron:
What is this one saying?

you get time. Try use your enegy for better things.

Matured response from EFCC. Whoever is managing this handle need a raise. The skills with which he diverts and not respond to the actual utterances of this Reno guy while focusing on the Office. Superbly done i must say. If this were to be some politician handle, the insult they would have rained down on Reno eh...

Meanwhile, anybody that argues the point made by this EFCC handle need help.

Only in my country. Is he a Doctor or a nurse? Why should he be doing that? I no understand this my country and the way we think ohh.

Don´t know if i should be madder at the idiot that left that child there or those standing there and looking at the child without doing anything. The minute we know the true definition of life that is not ours, then the better we shall become. i for one, will not just standby and watch, i will first take that child to a hospital for check up then invite the authorities so they can do the needful. But look at how people are standing there watching that poor child that is on a hard floor by the road side close to a dumping site .... Things like this make me want the world to just end because humans don´t deserve to be on it. Am still fuming

just like they hid Umaru Yar’Adua abi? Like they are all not the same.
What´s the difference between APC and PDP? All ashawo politicians, they will soon jump ship when the opportunity arises.

Imstrong:
Am hearing for the first time that he is a pastor! some churches should review the criteria they use to qualify a person into such vital position

While doing that is good, it wont stop things like this from happening afterall they are also humans and human tends to do stupidest of things. Maybe the murder was not premeditated. There are instances where a faultless person commits an offence just because of the human nature we all have. So Doing what you said is good, but it wont stop stories like this, or headlines like pastor caught with member´s wife or pastor absconded with church money.

Abeg ke? for kiiling someone? My guy remain where you are. He never even spend up to 25 years for jail he dey ask for pardon. This bobo no serious.

And they know this to be the image of Jesus How? Is that even an image? And why be say na only poor, poverish country dey see such things? This remind me of the one the statue dey bring out tears... Me i no believe all this but i respect the opinion and believe of those who do afterall it is their right to belive whatever they want to.

NLanders with snake killing eh.. very soon, we go soon start to get article on dog, fowl, pig, cat and even lizard killings here too.

Why is the font size for texts in Nigeria official documents always so big? is it that the recipient of such documents can´t see properly or what?

It is like this is the easiest way out in Nigeria. What does this say about the past and presence govt if it is much easier for the citizenry to commit suicide than face the hardship?..

Stupid judicial system. One court say this, another court of same jurisdition will say something else. In Nigeria, there is no need qouting precedence in court, because the next case of similar issue will yield a completely different results despite the fact that it is the exact same issue being contested.

dem still dey smile... Make dem wait till dey reach kirikiri, after the Mosquito do dem something, then dem go know how far.

Look at how unkept those kids are? How can parent do this to innocent kids? Assuming she only had 4 kids, the money being used to take care of this multitude would have best serve the 4 kids. Just look at their clothes?. Well understanding human logic was never my perview.

and a new meme is born. guys what are you waiting for? we need the memes to start pouring in...

offence 1: drinking on uniform
offence 2: Sleeping with uniform
Offence 3: being drunk in Uniform
Offence 4: drinking, getting drunk and then sleeping on uniform
Offence 5: drinking, getting drunk and then sleeping on uniform whilst supposedly on duty.
How do you plea?

This money rituals does it actually work? I am of the school of thoughts that if it does, those herbelists should be the richest since they are the once performing the rituals.

Also, i think it is time that the perpetrator, the herbalist, and everybody that assist with money rituals of any sort all be given the death penalties.

If this is true, then this is a serious security threat and this guy should not only be sacked but arrested. In development countries, just making a threat like this, whether real or not, you will be arrested. The Police better investigate this and take neccessary action if this was actually said by a police Office.

See as our Army green be like ordinary gateman green uniform. For a minute, i though the guy na the security guard for one of those new eatery ... We no dey try at all.

HungerBAD:
Brother.

Your new family is and should be your only priority. Have a honest heart to heart conversation with her,and apologize to her if you had given her the impression you were not being a pillar to her.

Your wife should be your Rock.

To your extended family: A real man should know when to draw that line,and never ever let your family cause your wife any kind of physical or emotional anguish.

Your wife's mother lives overseas and your mom could not come help with the new baby after birth?sorry to say it even if she is your mom,but your Mom is wicked.

I say Amen to this.
I had a similar experience only that i was able to nib it in the bud before it degenerated. In my case, my wife was just taking everything without a fight back and this pissed me off. I never fail to make my own family know that disrespecting my wife is disrespecting me and I had to force my wife to take a stand and fight back since I won’t always be around to fight for her. Now they can´t even trample on her and she has been grateful to me for pushing her to be courageous. We have been blissfully married for 15 years now. And my family knows their place.
So my friend, you have to make your extended family know where your loyalty lies. It should be your wife and child. Why do you kept quiet when you notice the things there were doing to her? If you can´t protect your wife from the greatest threat there is (which is always your family) then she will never be able to count on you when the chips are down, hence her desire to leave. It is not for lack of Love but for lack of the husbandly protection you were supposed to afford her.

i stopped taking Paracetamol and Ibbrupufen for nigeria matta a long time ago, because no matta wetin i take, e no dey help... so make una carry on.

Sweet Daddy. This guy is either the father of the year or the most irresponsible Dad ever for endangering not only the live of his daughter, but other road users... Choose your pick.

Deputy ke? This one na bad market already for anybody wey use her as running mate.

See the idiots wey dey disgrace us outside. Tomorrow, we go dey vex when the S.A people treat us like this but it is ok, when we carry our stupid behaviour enter plane to another man country.. idiotas everywhere.

This na nawa. Instead of rubbing minds with country that will help us further our developement, na country wey dey the same or lower level to us we go dey mingle with. mediocrity.

Who told you she is posing nude pic?. Where is the nude when flesh still cover everything? Now how can i unseen this horror?

hahahahaha. ganja in all places.



I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
(Why man?)

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(Uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin' it next semester and I know why
(Why man? Hey hey)

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

Afroman